Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

Gu Feng hurriedly stopped, hesitated slightly, and walked in.

At the same time, I quickly observed the situation in the house.

A woman in a short black T-shirt is wiping her long hair with a dry towel.

The four women were sitting on mattresses playing poker, the kind that sticks stickers on their foreheads when they lose.

A woman with a ponytail and a short-haired woman in a small white tank top across from her already had a dozen notes on their foreheads, while the other two women had only a few on their foreheads.

It seems that the ponytail and the small white vest are not very good.

Another woman with yellow hair sat on a mattress and carefully rubbed her fingernails with a small file.

There were six women in the house.

According to the introduction in the booklet, Gu Feng should have 7 roommates.

Another one should have gone to take a shower, or was doing the laundry.

The bathrooms and bathrooms are combined, and almost 10 dormitories share one dormitory.

Gu Feng noticed that two of the six women exuded a faint gray aura on their bodies.

They were the short-haired woman in a small white vest, and the yellow hair who was rubbing her toenails.

That said, both of them are weird.

Gu Feng couldn't help but swallow hard, it seems that this dormitory is not so easy to live in!

It seems that she noticed Gu Feng coming in, and the woman who was wiping her hair with a dry towel immediately let out a soft "huh".

"Xiaorong, you're back!" It

turned out that he was not called Gu Feng in this strange world, but Xiaorong.

Also, her current appearance is a beautiful girl, and it would be a bit too disobedient to call her such a masculine name as "Gu Feng".

"Hmm.

Gu Feng nodded.

"I just memorized the words, so Brother Hong asked me to go back to the dormitory!"

At this time, Fu Ningna's voice sounded in Gu Feng's ears:

"Her name is Zhang Haiyan, she has been here for more than a year, and she graduated from 211 University."

Gu Feng couldn't help but sigh in his heart, the top students of 211 University would actually be deceived!"

"Sister Haiyan still washes her hair so late?" Zhang

Haiyan nodded: "Well, I am Xi to wash my hair at night."

Gu Feng echoed: "That's fine, so as not to get up in the morning to wash your hair in a hurry."

"By the way, Sister Haiyan~" Gu Feng pointed to a row of cabinets against the wall, "Which cabinet is mine?" Zhang Haiyan

glanced at Gu Feng a little strangely:

"Why didn't you even forget this, you were the last to come in, so it was the last cabinet - No. 8."

Gu Feng scratched his cheeks: "My brain is a little less bright when I stay in the confinement room!" With

that, Gu Feng walked straight to cabinet 8, grabbed the handle, and pulled the cabinet door open.

The first thing that catches your eye is a note.

【Dormitory Rules:】【

Rule 1, there is a large number of Helicobacter pylori infections in the dormitory refrigerator, remember, please do not eat the food inside. [

Rule 2, if the big aunt suddenly comes, remember, you can only use the Sophie brand aunt towel.

Seeing this rule, Gu Feng's eyebrows instantly bulged into two small hills.

His grandmother's, it can't be Sophie advertising the world of weird talk, right?

] [Rule 3, if your roommate asks you to help, please politely decline.] [

Rule 4, after the lights go out at 11 p.m., only your dormitory is safe, please don't go to the corridor. [

Rule 5, if there is a little sister who wants to stick with you, please give her a big pocket directly.] 【

Rule 6, Please do not wear any clothes when you sleep.】 After

reading Rule 6, Funina's irritable voice immediately sounded in Gu Feng's ears

: "There is such a big camera in this room, you let me sleep without any clothes?!crazy, right?!"

In fact, Gu Feng also has a lot of opinions about Rule 5:

There is a little sister who sticks to herself, and she actually wants to give her a big forced pocket, which nerve am I wrong

? Shouldn't I be ecstatic?!

Forget it, anyway, if you have the "realm of truth" in your body, you don't have to be punished even if you violate the rules.

However, pay extra attention to those two weirdness.

As long as you don't get involved with the two of them, it shouldn't be a big problem.

After putting away this dormitory rule, Gu Feng rummaged through the cabinet again, and there was actually a bucket of braised beef instant noodles inside.

As soon as he saw the alluring pattern printed on the barrel, Gu Feng's stomach immediately couldn't help but let out a loud intestinal sound.

Gu Feng hurriedly took out the instant noodles, tore open the package, poured in the seasonings, and then went to the water dispenser to pick up the boiling water, and took out the crown of justice of the water god on his head and pressed it on it.

"Okay, you Gu Feng, you actually use the hat of the god of water to press instant noodles?!"

Gu Feng didn't pay attention to Funina, went to cabinet 8 again, and found a pair of denim shorts and a T-shirt.

The water god suit is a bit too eye-catching here, and it also looks very out of place.

As soon as the clothes were untied, Fu Ningna shouted in Gu Feng's ears:

"Hey, there is a camera here, alas! How can my water god's jade body be exposed to those turbidity like this?!"

Gu Feng patted his head, and immediately found a towel to put on the camera, and then neatly took off the water god suit and put denim shorts and a white T-shirt on his body.

Maybe it was because the white T-shirt was a little tight, Gu Feng found that his chest seemed to be a little more bloated than just now.

"Wuhu, it's still comfortable to wear such clothes.

Gu Feng stretched his waist, walked quickly to the instant noodles, removed Funina's hat, grabbed the noodle bucket, and sucked it up.

When people are hungry, even instant noodles are so fragrant.

"You haven't eaten at night?" Zhang

Haiyan looked at Gu Feng, who was gobbling up, while putting a towel on the drying rack.

Gu Feng nodded: "Yes, the food that Brother Hong brought me was rancid, and I didn't dare to eat it."

Zhang Haiyan thought for a moment, then walked to the refrigerator, took out a ham sausage and a box of yogurt from it, and handed them to Gu Feng.

"This is what I just bought in the supermarket in the park today, you must not be able to eat enough with a bucket of instant noodles, and the key is that there is no nutrition, so eat these." "

............

Dragon Country, Strange Talk Strategy Group.

The leader of the group was an army commander named Lin Dong, although he was only 56 years old, he was already full of gray hair.

Lin Dong's pupils contracted suddenly: "It's not good, this is Rule 1 is about to be triggered!" [Rule 1

, there is a large number of Helicobacter pylori infections in the dormitory refrigerator, remember, please don't eat the food inside.]

"What do you think is the probability that this rule is correct?" Liu

Hui, an experienced veteran criminal policeman:

"According to the previous rules related to food, it can be inferred that this rule has a high probability of being correct!".