Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

[2, to pass the polygraph, you need to remain depressed and pessimistic throughout the process, recall]

After reading the second prompt, Gu Feng couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

How do you feel that there are still words behind "recall", but they haven't finished speaking?

After a little hesitation, Gu Feng quickly counted the total number of words in the two lines of prompts, no more, no less, just 50 words.

Could it be that the prompt sent by the strategy team has a 50-word limit?

Forget it, this is not the point.

The point is that you are about to face

the test of the lie detector! I believe that I will inevitably lie, and if you want to pass the test of the lie detector, according to the tips of the strategy team, you must remain depressed and pessimistic throughout the process.

So, how do you let yourself fall into depression and pessimism

? Do you think back to the tragic experience you have encountered?

Yes! Gu Feng's pupils instantly brightened.

The word after the "recall" in the prompt of the strategy group should be to recall his past painful experience.

Yes, it must be this

! So, what kind of painful experience did I have

? Did I score 333 points in the exam after repeating the exam?

Count, of course!

Think about the ...... of those top students

Think about the teacher's words that are often hung in the mouth: If you can be admitted to the undergraduate program, Lao Tzu will run naked around the playground!

Think about the parents' expressions of hatred and dejection......

Think of the ...... of awards that my cousin would hang all over the walls every semester

Think about the expression of Banhua Xie Yilin's disregard for her love......

Oh my God, my 19-year-old

life has been such a failure! It's a complete failure! My life has been so failed, but I still have to be dragged into the world of weird talk, ravaged by all kinds of rules and weirdness

! I heard that once you enter the world of weird talk, you have to keep challenging until the day when you fail to challenge yourself and burp completely

! Oh my God, in this case, isn't that already a quasi-dead person? !

Woohoo and mourn, Gu Feng's nose suddenly became sore, and his eyes were instantly covered with a veil of tears.

What's even more tragic is that I haven't even been in love

......! It's so

miserable! Who can have me miserable

!! If you have to use a song to express Gu Feng's state of mind at the moment, it can only be "Sadness Flows Into a River"!

At this moment, Ah Shui returned to his workstation and gently patted Gu Feng's arm.

"Xiaorong, it's your turn!"

Gu Feng stood up from his workstation, like a bigan who had his heart gouged out, and walked towards Lu Bingkun's office step by step.

............

Live room.

"What's wrong with Gu Feng, why does it feel like he has lost his soul suddenly?"

"I don't know, it can't be possessed by some evil spirit, right?" "

God bless, don't send this Gu Feng!"

............

Inside Lu Bingkun's office.

"Sit!" Lu Bingkun made a gesture of invitation to the sofa.

Gu Feng sat down on the sofa, but it was pouring rain in his heart.

Because he suddenly remembered that when he was on the bus last year, a girl framed him for touching her buttocks.

The girl was ugly and fat.

Even if she was the only woman left in this world, it would be absolutely impossible for Gu Feng to desecrate her hands and touch her ass!

She not only insulted her own personality, but also ruthlessly trampled on her own aesthetics!"

A

middle-aged man walked up to Gu Feng.

Gu Feng didn't react, and let the man put the lie detector's helmet on his head and fasten the belt.

Lu Bingkun glanced at Gu Feng, and suddenly asked

: "I received a reliable news that an undercover agent was mixed in in our pig-killing team, and this undercover agent can't be you, right?"

Gu Feng let out a sneer: "Undercover agent, do you think a masturbation like me deserves to be an undercover agent?"

Lu Bingkun was stunned for a moment, and then moved his gaze to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man nodded: "No problem, it's true."

Lu Bingkun continued to ask, "What are the names of your parents?"

"Guo Huifang, Tian Jun."

Gu Feng replied slowly.

Guo Huifang is his mother's real name, and Tian Jun is his father's real name and surname.

The middle-aged man nodded his head again: "Truth."

"Did the matter of secretly checking the map on the computer yesterday have anything to do with you?"

Gu Feng thought that he was 19 years old, and he could only draw maps on the quilt, and his sadness surged into an ocean again.

"No, I'm not afraid of your jokes, I don't even look at the map.

Middle-aged man: "Truth." "

Then have you noticed anyone who has been more suspicious recently?"

Gu Feng shook his head: "No."

Middle-aged man: "Truth."

Lu Bingkun nodded his head lightly: "Okay, you can go back." "

............

Dragon Country, Strange Talk Strategy Group.

Seeing this, the team members hugged each other excitedly as if the Dragon Kingdom had successfully won the right to host the Olympic Games.

"Good boy, I have to give you a big thumbs up

!" "Being able to successfully pass the polygraph is definitely not something that ordinary people can do, Gu Feng's psychological quality has reached the level of a professional spy

!" "This time, our Dragon Kingdom is finally expected to clear the customs!"

............

Walk out of Lu Bingkun's office.

Fu Ningna's voice immediately sounded in Gu Feng's ears: "Good guy, how did you escape the lie detector just now

?" Gu Feng raised the corners of his lips: "I really want

to know?" "Well, I want to know."

"Then kiss me, and I'll tell you."

"Get out!" "Love to talk or not, this water god is not rare to listen

!" "This is angry

?" "Hmph

!" "Okay, let me tell you, you say that

Gu Feng is good, right?" After being silent for two or three seconds, Funingna suddenly said: "Gu Feng is so good!"

Wuhu, Lord Water God personally said that he was great, it was really indescribably crisp and pleasant!

"Actually, it's very simple, it's to keep thinking about your past sad experience, and let yourself fall into a pessimistic and desperate mood, so that the stress response when you lie will become very sluggish

!" Funina sighed softly: "So that's the case, it's a new posture again! It seems that you have a lot of sad things!"

Gu Feng: "......"

............

After work in the evening.

As soon as he left the office building, Ah Shui pulled Gu Feng's arm again.

Gu Feng immediately asked the little sisters to go back to the dormitory first, and then followed Ah Shui to a relatively secluded corner.

Ah Shui quickly glanced around, and then said softly: "I went to the bottom of the manhole alone last night to have a look.

Gu Feng immediately pretended to be surprised: "How about it, can you go out underground?"

Ah Shui shook his head: "The exit is welded to death by steel bars." "

However, I have found a new place where I may escape!" Gu

Feng's eyes narrowed slightly: You kid, you are more active in escaping than me, the Chosen One!

" "Where?" "

There is a transformer in the iron fence on the east side, have you noticed it?"