Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

The chopsticks in Gu Feng's hand couldn't help but slam suddenly, and immediately said in his heart:

"No, you are in my sea of consciousness at the moment, shouldn't you share your taste with me? Why do you have to come out and eat it yourself?"

After all, the amount of food is so much, and if you add one more Funingna, the food that Gu Feng can eat in his stomach will be reduced by one-fifth.

Funina: "Although I can share your sense of taste, it's like scratching the itch in my boots, and I don't have the pleasure of eating it myself! Hurry up, don't eat all the dishes in a while!"

Gu Feng nodded: "Okay, then you wait a minute." Then he

got up, stood a little away from the dining table, and quickly sealed his hands: The

next second, a handsome boy in a black tracksuit appeared beside Funina.

Seeing Gu Feng himself appear, Fu Xiaowen immediately moved a chair:

"I just wanted to say, do you want to separate yourself before eating, because I was afraid that you would consume too much energy, so I didn't dare to open this mouth."

Gu Feng pulled Funingna to sit down, and said with a smile

: "It's okay, releasing this skill just requires you to concentrate your mind, and you're not tired!"

Gu Peng immediately smiled heartily: "Our family hasn't been lively for a long time, and in the face of this situation, I suddenly want to chant a poem."

"Ah~

", "The food is fragrant and the table is fresh

", "Relatives and friends gather at the table

", "Laughter and laughter spread all over the house", "

Happiness and warmth are boundless",

Gu Feng and Fu Xiaowen were so embarrassed that they scratched the floor with their toes.

He Shiya held the venue and applauded: "Good poetry

!" Gu Peng's face suddenly turned red, like a spring breeze: "Why don't you have two drinks with Secretary He?"

Fu Xiaowen immediately kicked Gu Peng's ankle

: "Eat your meal well, what kind of wine do you drink?!I don't know you have alcoholic liver?

!" Gu Peng scratched his scalp: "Isn't this happy today!"

He Shiya smiled and waved her hand: " I'm going to drive for a while, so I won't drink, Uncle Gu should drink by himself.

As soon as He Shiya's words fell, Fu Ningna's voice suddenly sounded: "Xiao Gu, or ...... I'm going to drink with you?"

Xiao Gu?!Everyone

was stunned.

Gu Peng stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose: "The title Xiao Gu doesn't refer to me, right?"

Fu Ningna smiled and nodded: "Yes, I am 500 years old, you are 50 years old, I call you Xiao Gu is actually cheap for you, I should call you Xiao Xiao Gu!"

Gu Peng immediately cast an inquiring look at his son: "Do you want to take you, a second personality, to the hospital to see the braincase?"

Gu Feng shook his head and said: " Whatever she says, Dad, you can just echo it, just don't take it to heart.

Gu Peng nodded, and then moved his gaze

to Funingna's face: "You said to drink with me, but don't go down with a glass, just lie down

!" Funingna raised her willow eyebrows disdainfully: "I'm the god of water, even if I drink wine for a day, I won't get drunk!" "

Hehe, the girl's tone is not small, then I want to come to learn and understand!"

With that, Gu Peng got up and went to the wine cabinet to get a bottle of liquor and two taels of wine glasses.

Fu Xiaowen patted Funina's arm: "Let's drink juice, let's not talk about the spicy throat of drinking liquor, it's also very good, it will be very uncomfortable!"

Funina waved her hand: "Thank you Auntie for your kindness, but I'm really special and able to drink, don't worry, I won't get drunk." Moreover, I also want to taste what the wine of your Dragon Kingdom tastes like?" Fu

Xiaowen: "......" Gu Feng pinched his mother's wrist: "Mom, let them drink, I also want to see if the water god will be drunk after drinking the liquor?"

Fu Xiaowen couldn't help but reach out and touch Gu Feng's forehead:

"Why are you talking nonsense? Aren't you having a fever?"

At this time, Gu Peng had already poured two glasses of wine and put one of them in front of Funingna.

Fu Ningna immediately raised her wine glass, raised it at Gu Peng, then tilted her neck and poured two taels of white wine directly into her mouth.

Funinga smacked her mouth: "Well, the fragrance is very strong, but it's a little bitter." The

four people present were a little dumbfounded.

Fu Xiaowen: "You stupid girl, you're too tiger, why don't you drink liquor and eat some food first?"

Gu Feng hurriedly grabbed a piece of pig's trotter and put it in Fu Ningna's bowl.

Funingna was not polite, raised her two soft little hands, grabbed the pig's trotters and gnawed them.

While gnawing, he looked at Gu Peng and said, "Xiao Gu, it's time for you to drink."

Gu Peng took a deep breath, raised the wine glass, twisted his eyebrows, tilted his neck, and swallowed the two taels of white wine in the cup.

"Hmm, it's strong enough!"

Gu Peng shook his head, then picked up a chopstick of beef and chewed it.

After gnawing on the pig's trotters and looking at Funingna, whose mouth was covered with oil stains, Gu Feng suddenly felt his heart soften.

Wuhu~ This kind of water god looks really cute and cute!

Just as she was about to take a photo of Funingna with her mobile phone, Funingna suddenly stood up, grabbed the wine bottle, and poured a glass of liquor for Gu Peng and herself.

Then he raised his wine glass to Gu Peng, and took another sip.

Gu Peng was a little stupid, his mouth opened slightly, and then he also raised his wine glass and took a sip.

Just as Gu Peng was about to press down the wine with vegetables, Funingna grabbed the wine bottle again and filled the wine glasses of the two.

Then he threw his head back and took a snort.

The expression on Gu Peng's face froze instantly, good guy, 2 taels a cup, Fu Ningna drank 6 taels in a blink of an eye, and her face still didn't change and her heart didn't beat.

I thought she was a bronze, but I didn't expect her to be a king!

Gu Peng's Adam's apple rolled a little: "What, water...... Water god, or ...... Let's take it easy

, if you drink so violently, it will hurt you!" Funina swallowed the beef in her mouth and asked ignorantly

, "Is it too fierce?" We drink in a 500 ml cup in Teyvat, and your small cup is not enough for us to stuff our teeth

!" Speaking of this, Funina suddenly paused, and then asked with a smile

, "Xiao Gu, you won't admit it, right?"

"Admit it?!" Gu Peng felt that he was offended.

"I'm the one in the wine of the whole community, you say I admit it?!"

As he spoke, Gu Peng tilted his neck and drank the 2 taels of liquor in the cup.

Funina tried to pour the wine, but found that a bottle of liquor was empty.

"Well, your human wine bottle is too small

, it'll be gone in a while!" Gu Peng stood up from the chair: "It's okay, I'll go get it, the wine is definitely enough today, you can drink it open!"

Before taking two steps forward, his body stumbled, Fu Xiaowen immediately grabbed him and forcibly pushed him back into the chair.

"That's all for today's noon wine, no one is allowed to drink it anymore!"

Funina said briskly, "Okay", and picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and ate it.

Human liquor is really not delicious, and if you don't drink it, you won't drink it.

"I...... I'm not drunk, hurry up and let me get ......"

Before the latter words were finished, Gu Peng's head sank and he lay directly on the table.

Soon, a slight snoring sounded ......