Weird Tales of Rules: The Reincarnated Kafka Begins Listen to Me

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Weird talk about the world.

Accompanied by a sharp shrill sound, the old and rusty mall gate slowly rose.

The sound was really not good, chilling like a cat's paw scratching the blackboard, and Kafka covered her ears with a slight frown only to find that it didn't have the slightest effect.

The doors of the mall opened under the gaze of all the Chosen....

A few scattered customers began to slowly enter the mall, and Kafka looked at the tourists and thought with some doubt, "Is that just the order?" Or is it because it's not at the peak?

Because there were no customers now, Kafka finally had time to analyze the rules of the toy store, and by the way, explained his understanding to the Dragon Kingdom Weird Talk Analysis Bureau to avoid missing important news.

Kafka gently licked Zhu's lips with her tongue and then said to the live broadcast room: "The capitalist should be the suit man in the morning; The rules for agreeing to customers are somewhat troublesome, but it is estimated that there are many children among the customers of toy stores, and the operable space is still quite large; Animals are unknown, pay attention to vigilance..."

"Does value mean that you sell as many goods as possible?" Next rule: Is it possible that the departure time is the clearance time?

Kafka thought for a while and then said: "I also need to check the toys frequently for abnormalities, once there is an abnormality, I must destroy it but need to compensate for the original price, it is likely that the sales will not be completed, the consequences are unknown but may be very harmful."

Kafka quickly memorized the main points of her summary after speaking.

Then I decided to check whether the dolls had long mouths first, but fortunately, after scanning around, there were no abnormalities in all kinds of dolls without mouths.

Kafka began to wait for customers.

In fact, it wasn't long before the first customer arrived in the toy store.

A bear child cried and dragged his mother to Kafka's shop, and the bear child had to shake the child's hand away again and again with a cold face.

But the bear child did not hesitate and took his mother's hand, and under the pull, the bear child directly pulled his mother's hand down, and the rules were scattered all over the place.

Looking at her arm, the mother scolded angrily: "Mentally retarded child! I shouldn't have given birth to you, my life is so bitter! Saying that, the mother stretched out her slap and pressed it on the bear child's head.

With a crisp suppressed sound, the bear child's head was slapped to the ground by her mother, and the bear child's body hurriedly ran to pick up his head, and then put the head back on his neck, and then the child's harsh cry.

The mother of the bear child heard the crying, twisted her face and stared at the bear child viciously, "Don't

cry, you know to cry and cry, you know to play without reading the book..." Kafka looked at the farce at the door of the store, thought about it and said: "Do you want to bring your child in to see, blindly arguing is useless."

The mother smiled a little embarrassed, "I'm really sorry to disturb your business, go, Junjun, let's not buy toys." Then the mother's face turned white and blue, and she pulled her son Junjun, who was stubborn and refused to move.

There is never a shortage of people in the world to watch the excitement, and this farce has caused many people who are secretly watching the development of events nearby.

The helpless mother still took her son into the doll shop, and the mother said angrily: "Go and choose, today's children will never know the good intentions of being a mother, hey!"

Kafka naturally took the conversation: "Just buy a toy, it's not in the way."

The mother sighed, waved her hand and sighed as she sat on the stool.

Kafka led the army to the shelves and accompanied the army to select dolls.

Suddenly, a hint of shock appeared in Kafka's pink eyes, there was an octopus doll on the shelf with a long mouth, the sky blue pattern was full of enchantment, a pair of dead fish pupils without black eyes, and a mouth like a surgical suture was embedded on the doll in a very incongruous way.

However, Kafka quickly made a decision, took out the strange octopus doll with a mouth, glanced at Junjun's mother and found that it was not paying attention, and said: "Shh~ listen to me, you like this doll and will beg your mother to help you buy it, right?" "

As early as when the mother and son were arguing, Kafka found that the military army's strange talk level was [20% of the little monster talk], which was much lower than his corresponding role, and it happened that his words and spirits could play a role.

Junjun was stunned for a moment, grabbed the doll and ran towards its mother.

Kafka also followed, but Kafka was relieved that the mother of the military army took out the ghost coin with a glance and paid the money, Kafka smiled and said, "Welcome to next time." Junjun

happily waved the doll and jumped, "Thank you sister, I will come to buy it tomorrow."

Kafka looked at the doll who didn't know when it had cracked and laughed and replied quietly: "Little friend, then we'll see you tomorrow."

Junjun's mother said with a dark face: "Little girl, don't seduce my family Junjun, otherwise you won't be happy, if it weren't for the fact that you are indeed a little good-looking, with the demeanor of my youth, I won't have a good face for you, hum!" Be cautious in this world.

Kafka replied as if she had not been affected by the spring breeze: "Auntie must have been very beautiful when she was young, after all, the years have never defeated beauty."

The calculating mother looked at Kafka a little distractedly, and did not know what she was looking at, the face of the or many teenagers full of haze stretched slightly, and then turned to look at the junjun, her face was a little complicated and relieved.

He spoke: "Junjun go, as long as you go to school well tomorrow, I will bring you to buy toys in the evening."

Junjun was overjoyed, "Really? Thank you mom, and you, beautiful big sister, sister bye, next time I will call my classmates to come together. "

Kafka is still smiling like the warm spring sun, the breeze is gentle...

"See you tomorrow, little friend~"

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Dragon Kingdom Live Broadcast Room

- "Mother is so gentle, she looks so good when she laughs!" I'm going to marry a girl like this, well, it's time for me to sleep, sleep everything. "

Then this strange talk doesn't look difficult!" One doll earned 33 ghost coins, and selling two more dolls will complete today's task.

"——"Reply upstairs, although the rules of the Chosen are different this time, but generally the same, dozens of countries have died, you can look at the Chosen of the Secret Country." -

"Mom! Kafka Mom!! It's so cute! Mom stickers. "

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Secretly talk about the national monster live broadcast room.

Secretly country replay....

Secretly the Chosen One, Tsuen Puppet Di was teleported to a barbecue restaurant by strange talk.

Quan Puppet Di is obviously not stupid or flustered, compared to some of the Chosen One, it is already very good.

After changing into work clothes, Tsuen quickly found her rules at the cash register.

Then Tsuen Puppet Di quickly had a pupil earthquake, because there was a rule that the barbecue restaurant was only open at night, and he had already opened the store.

At the same time, a customer walked into the shop of Quan Puppet Di, looked at Quan Puppet Di with a strange face, and directly opened the blood basin and mouth, and a fishy black hole swallowed it without the slightest accident.

The people of the secretly country looked at the blackened live broadcast room screen in despair.

[Secretly the Chosen One of the Secret Country died, and the Secret Country failed to clear customs

] [Rules Strange Talk Yellow Spring Shopping Mall Comes to Steal

Country] [All shopping malls in Secret Country turned into strange talk, people nearby have a probability of being sucked into it, and become clerks can never leave]

Suddenly, the entire Secret Country shook, and countless people were sucked into the strange talk, although people are still alive, and there is no difference between being dead and dead.

Lives are lost....