Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Sister Lingling, I'm back!"

"Han Lingling?"

The door opened, and Duan Ming looked inside for a moment, as if someone was there.

"Huh? Not at home?"

"Don't answer the phone, won't you go in again?" He murmured.

He Nian: "Go in? Where are you going?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing, you should go out, don't worry about her." Duan Ming explained.

He wasn't going to tell everyone that Han Lingling was pulled into the strange world by special means, but he wasn't too worried.

Not to mention that Han Lingling has a lot of good things in her body. With He Niu, a half-step evil, it is difficult for her to suffer in the strange world.

After all, advanced dungeons are not so easy to come across.

"oh."

He Nian responded, walked into the room first, opened the refrigerator carelessly, took out a bottle of Coke and drank it in one gulp, and after a long hiccup, greeted Qiu Yu and the other two: "Come in, it's okay, What do you two want to drink when you are at home?"

Qiu Yu looked around and replied: "It's okay, let's just have Coke. The food in the Paradise World is not good at all. There is no sweets, and it's strange to want to eat after half a month."

Ji Xian cupped his fists: "Me too!"

"then!"

Duan Ming glanced at it and said indifferently: "Drink something else, those bottles of Coke have expired for more than half a year, and I have been forgetting to throw them away."

He Nian: "∑(O_O;)"

"Then why didn't you say it before? I drank several bottles some time ago!"

"Oh, I just thought not to waste it."

"TNND! I'll tell you why I always had diarrhea in those days."

I hurried to the toilet to pick my throat.

Qiu Yu and Ji Xian silently put down the bottle in their hands.

At this time, Ming rolled up his sleeves and began to take ingredients out of the refrigerator, saying excitedly: "Ha, Han Lingling is not here, I will cook you a sumptuous dinner today."

When He Nian, who was picking his throat, heard the words, his eyes widened, and he hurriedly ran out the door while still vomiting.

"Run away! The Desperate Chef is trying to kill again!"

Unexpectedly, before he ran a few steps, Duan Ming stepped forward to block the door, and said with a sullen expression, "What did you say?"

He Nian was not afraid of him, and while wiping the filth from his mouth, he said confidently: "What did I say, you don't have any clues? Anyway, if you want to eat yourself, I won't move if I'm beaten to death. Go eat barbecue."

Qiu Yu and the others didn't feel anything at first, but when they were frightened by He Nian's exaggerated performance, they couldn't help but feel a little bad in their hearts, and said with an unnatural expression: "Well, after He Nian said that, I seem to want to eat it too. Barbecue, or go out to eat? My treat."

Duan Ming glanced at everyone coldly with a sullen face, even when facing ghosts, he never showed such a sinister expression.

"I can do barbecue too!"

"Just eat at home!"

As he said that, he released the heart-cutting ghost.

"Xu Yang, go block the door and don't let anyone escape!"

Seeing this battle, He Nian immediately cried and said, "Dad, please forgive me, I just want to have a meal."

Duan Ming glanced at it bitterly.

"Is that why you don't believe me? Let me tell you, in the second copy of Qingshan Hospital, I belong to the cafeteria, and my cooking skills are no longer comparable to what I was back then. You just wait for a big meal."

"I believe you! I've heard that said fifty times."

Duan Ming ignored it, and ran into the kitchen with an excited look on his face and began to tinker. He Nian and the three looked at Xu Yang who looked helpless but could only do as Xu Yang was blocking the door, so they had to sit back on the sofa honestly. Eyes flicked, trying to find a way to escape.

No wonder they behaved this way.

Not long after Duan Ming entered the kitchen, an abnormal black oily smoke emerged from it, and a cheerful figure screamed excitedly in the thick smoke.

If Xu Yang hadn't been a slave ghost, he would have wanted to run away.

The scene was so frightening.

At this moment, Duan Ming suddenly exclaimed from the kitchen: "Lying grass!"

The three of them and one ghost rushed to the past at the same time.

"What's the matter? Did something go wrong? It's all right, it's all right, people make mistakes, it doesn't matter if one mistake is made, there will be opportunities to make up for it in the future, let's go out to eat today." He Nian comforted.

The thick smoke gradually dissipated, revealing Duan Ming's dark face, only the teeth and the whites of the eyes remained.

He grinned, and pointed to the red, green and green in the pot: "Look at what year, this time it was really a success!"

He Nian: "(_)"

Success your mother!

Is it a success if you co-author without frying coke?

At least skin your bullfrog? No matter how bad it is, just defrost it first! What happened to that small body standing upright in the pot? how to eat? !

Of course, these words are only in the bottom of my heart.

Even if you tell me your life, you won't listen.

At this moment, he was complacent, and took out the Shitu browser to take pictures of up, down, left, and right without dead ends, and posted a circle of friends, with the text: "I am standing in front of you, how do you think I look like before?"

Yu Xiaoshuang thought it was great.

Yu Xiaoshuang commented: Are you talking about this toad? Indeed, it's really no different from when I was alive.

Duan Ming curled his lips: "Cut, ignorant woman."

"Come, come, everyone, come and taste it first, and I'll make barbecue for you later."

He picked up the vegetable bowl and put it on the dining table, looking at everyone expectantly.

None of the civil and military men of the Manchu Dynasty dared to speak.

He turned his gaze to Xu Yang who was at the side.

Suddenly a drop of cold sweat slid down.

Xu Yang immediately said: "I'm a ghost."

"oh."

"Come and try."

Qiu Yu tightened his grip on the chopsticks in his hand, holding them up for a long time, and suddenly he changed his expression: "One dish is too little, you guys eat first, and I'll make another one."

Ji Xian: "I'll go fight!"

He Nian's eyes also brightened: "Yes, yes, there is no way to have only one dish for a meal. Dad, let's not eat this dish of yours for now. After a while, Qiu Yu will cook it and enjoy it with him."

Then ten minutes later, he looked at the scorched black plate with a sad face.

His eyes looked towards the past.

He Nian: Are you serious?

Qiu Yu: I tried my best.

Just when the two of them were making eye contact, Duan Ming happily took some of his favorite work and put it in his mouth, his expression changed instantly.

Damn, sugar and salt are mixed up.

Quietly removing his plate, he immediately blasted at the charred ball.

"Qiu Yu, what do you call this? You can't even tell what kind of dish it is. Is this also called cooking?"

"Forget it, forget it, I wanted to have a full meal with everyone, but look at what you've done, I don't have any appetite at all."

"Go out and eat."

"Okay!" They said in unison and quite decisively.

...

at the same time.

Somewhere in the strange world, in a large restaurant full of people, ghosts come and go, but they don't even notice that there is an underground space very deep under their feet, and there are two figures sitting in it.

It was Han Lingling and He Yuwei.

It's just that Han Lingling's whole body is bursting with black energy now, which is by no means the aura that a ghost level can emit.

And she clenched her silver teeth tightly, as if she was enduring extreme pain.

He Yuwei couldn't bear it: "Lingling, have you really decided?"

Han Lingling nodded with difficulty: "That man's plan is too crazy, I have no choice but to keep him alive."

"Don't worry, this encounter happened to be my opportunity. Although this head imprisoned me, it completely blocked the traces of my existence. It was not so easy for that man to find me, and I had a sense. Although it is painful, my strength is steadily improving."

In Han Lingling's arms, lay a head quietly.

only……

It has no eyes, nose, ears and mouth, and if it didn't have a head of hair, this thing would look like a meatball.

At this moment, Han Lingling continued.

"Yuwei, do me a favor."

"Get out of here, go find Duan Ming, tell him..."

"Don't come to the Northern Territory of the Weird World."