Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Looking at each other, Chen Feng agreed after thinking for a moment.

"good."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute! Are you kidding me?" Xiao Heizi looked Duan Ming up and down in disbelief, "How old is this kid? He hasn't even been issued a uniform, so he's still an intern, right? Don't worry, he's here alone. Outside."

"Don't worry." The three said in unison.

He froze for a moment.

Then his expression gradually turned cold, and the eyes that looked at him became serious.

"Look, this is the Weird Investigation Bureau."

"A group of righteous guards who claim to protect all mankind, but secretly they are hypocrites who are greedy for life and afraid of death."

He looked at Duan Ming: "It's okay, they abandoned you, you come with me, it's not like you have to follow them to complete the task."

157 four people: "???"

Did he misunderstand something?

Forget it, I don't bother to explain.

Duan Ming nodded towards Chen Feng and walked over: "Then let's go, we still have to find someone."

At this moment, a little fat man suddenly jumped out from the side, shouting loudly: "I, me, me! Choose me, choose me!"

The man in black: "Huh? Who are you?"

After being stared at by several people, the courage that the little fat man had just mustered faded instantly, he bowed his head and said coyly: "I... I just saw that there are people from the Investigation Bureau here, and I accidentally overheard your conversation, but I am very obedient! It's up to you to arrange things."

The man in black laughed out loud: "Be obedient? Then let you drive the night shift, okay?"

"This this……"

Duan Ming stepped forward at this moment: "Okay, don't scare him, let him alone."

He has observed that it has been two minutes since the person in the car accident went out, and most people are still in a panic about the night. The fact that this little fat man calmed down so quickly and found the investigation team is enough to show that he is not a stupid person .

In the paradoxical world, keeping a clear mind is sometimes more important than strength.

He has no shortage of combat power himself, and all he asks of his teammates is not to hold him back.

"Thank you! Thank you, big brother!" The little fat man bowed to Duan Ming again and again.

The little blackie beside him frowned dissatisfied.

"Pay attention to your position, kid, you can decide this matter?"

Duan Ming glanced at it, and waved his hands indifferently: "Well, you are the master, otherwise you should look over there first?"

"What?" The man looked back.

He wasn't a fool either, he immediately understood the crux of the problem, and looked back at the little fat man seriously.

"What level are you now?"

"You... Wandering soul level, but, but I'm about to become a ghost, and my ghost energy is 98 points now." The little fat man hurriedly explained.

"Wandering soul... tsk..."

The man felt a dizzy head and pinched the base of his nose.

Finally, following the little fat man, some people began to react, one by one, surrounded Chen Feng and the others, crying for help from 157,

Although the three of Chen Feng have a strong sense of justice, they are not the Holy Mother. Their protection targets are ordinary people who yearn for an ordinary life. His identity has already been equated with Chen Feng.

But they are all ants struggling to survive in the strange world.

Who can support whom?

Resolutely rejecting everyone who came to ask for help, he signaled to Duan Ming and walked out of the office door first.

Of course, not everyone showed such an ugly posture. There was a man and a woman at the other end of the office, so they didn't cry, but they seemed to be acquaintances. The others followed Chen Feng out of the room.

Seeing this, the man in black gritted his teeth.

"Okay, it's just you, come with me."

"Thank you, big brother! Thank you, big brother! I will be obedient." The little fat man began to bow to the man again and again, trotting to keep up.

Outside the office is a huge hall, with a lot of sofas and coffee tables. Presumably, it should be a place for the employees and drivers to rest. No, there are quite a few strange shapes sitting or lying down, staring playfully at Chen Feng who came out earlier. The three of them and the other man and woman, when they saw three more people appearing at this time, they all focused their gazes.

The little fat man wished he could lower his head to ninety degrees, clenched his fists tightly, and followed little Heizi closely.

Duan Ming didn't care about it, he walked in the front with ease, said hello to Chen Feng, and waited obediently aside.

Not long after, the rest of the people also came out three by three, and seeing the beautiful faces in the room, their performance of not daring to breathe became the laughing stock of the ghosts.

At this time, the car accident ghost coughed twice, and the scene began to quiet down.

"It seems that you are ready, don't talk nonsense, before the shift is over, you have half an hour to learn the rules."

As soon as the words fell, seven of the ghosts stood up, each with meaningful smiles on their faces, and led the members of each group out of the hall.

The one assigned to Duan Ming was a skinny ghost. He was skinny and didn't like to wear clothes. His entire upper body was naked, leaving only his skin and bones. However, he cared about these two points, and thoughtfully used a few exquisite cartoon stickers to pack them. good.

I thought the other party would explain the so-called precautions soon, but everyone followed for five or six minutes, and the skinny ghost had no intention of opening his mouth at all. laugh.

Xiao Heizi and Duan Ming followed with displeased faces.

Seeing the indifference of the two bosses, as a follower, the little fat man has the consciousness of a follower, so he mustered up the courage to step forward and carefully patted the skinny ghost on the shoulder.

"Um... this big brother, may I ask, where are we going?"

Being reminded like this, the skinny ghost stopped and looked around. There was no ghost around, and it was very quiet.

He just turned around, and the corner of his mouth wanted to hook Nike, but unexpectedly, a wavy line appeared.

"It's almost the same." He said, "How about it, do you want to know how to be a good taxi driver in the Paradise?"

"Think about it, isn't that what the leader asked for just now?" the little fat man said honestly.

The thin ghost: "Hey, I used to have my own car, but now because of your arrival, I have to give up the car to take a shift with someone else. You take it and use it, do you understand this kind of heartache?"

"So, it shouldn't be too much for me to ask for some compensation?"

There was a sudden realization in everyone's mind.

Well, this is a secret blackmail.

The little fat man saw the smoke coming from the top of the heads of the two big men beside him tightly clenched in their fists, but he still had no intention of opening his mouth, so he took out a stack of coins from the boundary stone space and handed them over, and said with a smile.

"I understand, I understand, here are 50 million ghost coins, please help me."

Unexpectedly, the skinny ghost lowered his eyebrows and glanced at it in disdain before turning his gaze away.

"50 million? What about sending the beggar?"

"At least one billion."

"I can't stand it on my own!"

"Pretending to be your mother, I have endured you for a long time!!!"

The skinny ghost widened his eyes and watched two red-eyed, strong adult men rushing towards him at a high speed, with a kitchen knife in one hand and a fist as big as a sandbag in the other.

"Hey, hey, what do you want to do!"

"Ah! Don't slap your face!"

"Pervert! Don't tear off my stickers!"