Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Name: Niu Gang

Personal information: 180cm, 180kg, love spicy food, drink blood, love the little flower next door.

Personal declaration: At that time, the kitchen knife was only 0.01 cm away from my throat. I didn’t have time to think about it and made a decision. I listened to Duan Ming. The left foot that steps first can make him frown. Fortunately, there are eighteen ghost hairs on the bamboo pole, which can be regarded as some comfort. He is much more miserable than me.

Name: Mao Shiba

Personal information: 215cm, 100kg, now の--葑鈊珆叆§☆.

Personal declaration: I am Mao Shiba, and I don’t know why I’m talking about such an inner os here. I just came out to take a taxi and was beaten up by a human with a luminous door panel. I thought the man had finally found it The lucky driver could let me go, but instead of letting me go, he let me sit in his car, and even cut me off once in the end. Fortunately, there is Niu Gang, he may not know it yet, and I saw that the man wrote down a lot of content in a notebook after he got in the car, which was somewhat comforting.

In the back seat of the taxi, the two ghosts looked at each other sympathetically and clasped their fingers tightly.

But now there is an embarrassing situation.

The cut wound of the Bamboo Pole Ghost has not yet healed, and the piercing pain keeps coming from below. He dare not speak, and can only relieve it by shaking his legs. The rustling sound of trouser legs rubbing against each other is very obvious in the silence.

And Niu Gang...

He has a problem.

Farts when nervous.

One every few seconds, one every few seconds, regular and long.

Finally, a head pillow flew over from the front row.

"Can you please be quiet!"

"Where are you two B-Boxes?"

"Didn't you see that I was busy!!!"

After Duan Ming turned his head and cast a cold look, he looked at the other car beside him, Ye Xiangqing's car.

Ye Xiangqing raised her chin provocatively.

Duan Ming did not show weakness, the corner of his mouth √.

The two cars stopped at the stop line in front of a traffic light.

The pride of being drivers made the two of them majestic at this time.

At this time, the red light flashed and the countdown began.

The two of them stood up straight at the same time, almost sticking to the steering wheel, and then...

One turned on the wipers.

One switched the high beams.

After scrambling to recover, the red light just turned green, and the two of them moved together almost simultaneously, and the two cars started to cross the stop line like snails.

It has to be said that Duan Ming is much more courageous in this regard. After the initial start-up stage, he made a strange noise, and the car rushed out with water splashing.

Of course it won't last long.

The downtown area is ahead, and there are more facilities in the middle of the road and vehicles parked on both sides.

The palms began to sweat, the nostrils began to stretch, and the throat began to dry out. These were all basic operations. After a while, Ye Xiangqing, who behaved almost exactly the same, chased after her, and the two cars stopped at the same parking line again.

From the corner of the eye, Duan Ming quickly put on a lazy expression, propped his head on the car window with one hand, looked over with disdain, and said lightly.

"Would you like to hear something that doesn't please you? I just found out that you feel unnatural every time you turn a corner, don't you think? Although your XXXXX has a lot of horsepower, the front of the car is heavy. You have to push your head every time you enter a sharp corner. Especially at the last Wulian crossroads, you are not sure about the best route every time. Unless you can overcome this problem, you will not be able to beat my life XXXXX. "

In a blink of an eye, a pitch-black, foul-smelling rag was ushered in.

"Pretend to be your uncle! Didn't we all come here in a straight line! It has something to do with cornering! You girl read too much text D!!!"

It's hard to imagine that a woman from the Iceberg family would utter such foul language.

Duan Ming flipped the rag back lightly, and accurately covered the face of the bamboo pole ghost watching the show behind him, smiled lightly and shook his head.

"Failure is failure, why make so many excuses?"

He was pretending to be aggressive gracefully, when a sudden tap on the shoulder interrupted his rhythm.

Turning around in dissatisfaction, he was meeting Niu Gang's embarrassing face.

"Ha, that, no offense intended, why don't you send me back first before pretending?"

"How did you talk! Isn't this on the way to send you back?"

"Uh, that..." He pointed out the window, "I mean, this place is not suitable for staying longer."

Being mentioned in this way, Duan Ming looked around, his eyes froze.

I saw a small path extending to the right, and a huge stone tablet stood in front of a gate, with four large characters engraved on it.

Phoenix High School.

I didn't expect to come here.

I just said that the road just now seemed familiar.

But immediately it didn't feel right.

Why does Niu Gang seem to be very afraid of this place.

"What's wrong here?" he asked.

"Here... this is one of the two evil places in the city of life. During the day, ghosts often die inexplicably. At night... although there is nothing wrong at night, I always feel that there is a very strong coercion here. There is no need for us Taxis are also less willing to come to these places."

Hearing this life can not help but relax.

It seems that it was Xiang Xin's handwriting before.

"Don't worry, Fengxian High School will no longer ask you..."

There was a sudden pause in the words, and then the tone became hurried.

"Wait! What are you talking about? Two evil sects in Mingcheng? What do you mean?"

Niu Gang wished that Duan Ming would leave immediately, but he could only reply honestly under the eaves: "Yes, Ming City has the protection of Gentleman Yue, basically everything is developing towards stability and peace, except for these two places , I don’t know why, there are many murders in these two places, but he has never taken any measures against these two places, even to the point of letting go, but these two places are closely related to people’s livelihood. , there is no need at ordinary times, and we can only walk around the road."

Duan Ming's complexion gradually became solemn, he opened the car door and walked out.

The Fengxian High School in front of me had no light at this time, and it looked very lonely against the background of the red moon.

"Is the other place called Qingshan Hospital?" He asked suddenly.

Niu Gang's eyes widened in shock: "Why do you..."

Half of the words were urgently stopped.

I saw a ghost figure emitting black air slowly appearing not far away. As soon as it saw the crowd, it immediately ran greedily towards Niu Gang, who was not protected by the identity of the driver, and let out an unconscious growl. .

"What to eat~ what to eat~ is food!"

The sudden change naturally attracted everyone's attention. Ye Xiangqing jumped out of the car window, and when she reached the roof, a broken stick appeared in her hand, and the contract ghost was ready to fight.

"careful!"

But the one who moved faster was the Bamboo Pole Ghost, whose thin body jumped out of the car window, like a ghost, and blocked everyone in an instant.

After getting along for a short time, he and Niu Gang felt sympathetic to each other, and immediately raised his hand: "What are you doing! Do you understand the rules? This guy is the one I fell in love with first!"

Niu Gang: "()"

"Good brother~"

The Bamboo Pole Ghost gave a thumbs up, turned half of his face, and a dazzling white light flashed from the corner of his grinning mouth.

Then he continued to turn to the uninvited guest with a fierce look on his face.

"I've said it all! This ghost is me... hey~ah~"

A giant claw the size of a casserole swept over, easily slapping the bamboo pole ghost's thin body against the wall.

The visitor spat at him with disdain, and grinned grinningly: "Hey, there is no such thing as first come first here, the food is for whoever is stronger."

Niu Gang: "(;`)"

Sorry, I'll pee first.

Can you not urinate, the opponent is so aggressive, he can rush several meters with a single step, and the sharp claws he is waving may be able to open his heart in two seconds.

Niu Gang closed his eyes tightly in horror.

one second...

two seconds...

Except for a slight "cough", there was no pain in the whole body.

He tentatively opened one eye, and the next second, the two round eyes widened, and the pupils contracted extremely.

In sight, Ye Xiangqing had already jumped off the roof of the car, and the stick in her hand was fixed in a downward swinging posture, but she swung it in vain. Behind her, the body of the giant clawed ghost was suspended in mid-air, and the neck was slashed. A hand that was surging with black energy was tightly strangled.

He tried to cut his arm with his sharp claws, but it did work. Shocking bloodstains appeared on the surface of his forearm, but immediately the strength on his neck became more and more astonishing.

Finally, with a crackling sound, the giant claw ghost's neck was bent at an extremely abnormal angle, and the neck immediately softened, only a pair of eyes stared at the owner of the arm in horror.

With a blank expression on his face, Duan Ming took out a light blue needle and stabbed it into his body, and then the needle returned to normal after a flash of light.

"You continue to talk." He said to Niu Gang calmly while putting away the needle.

[Niu Gang's friendliness is full] (Great benefactor!)

[Reward: 1, Ghost Qi +50]

[2, 300 million ghost coins]

【3. Ghost skill - Juling】

[Restraining spirits: Forcibly restraining ghosts lower than your own level. The more ghostly the opponent has, the more difficult the restraint process is. It is best to disable them before using them. Note that restraint does not mean slavery. In the initial stage, it is only to control the freedom of the other party. Depending on the length of restraint, it can gradually produce the effect of compulsory obedience, but the binding force is lower than the slavery contract, and there is a possibility of rebellion. 】

Well……

Duan Ming was slightly taken aback.

This is unexpected.

Niu Gang in the car burst into tears, choked up and nodded: "Yes, yes, the other one is Qingshan Hospital, specifically the inpatient department of Qingshan Hospital. Boss, if you have anything else you want to know, just ask, I will tell you everything." .”

"really."

Muttering, Duan Ming gradually frowned.

At this time, Ye Xiangqing put away her shock and came over: "What did you find?"

"Um."

Duan Ming threw down the giant claw ghost in his hand, and by the way, he added another kick to his neck, which was slowly returning to normal.

"I think I probably guessed what the hidden mission is this time."

One word is amazing.

"What! What is the mission!"

Ye Xiangqing asked eagerly, and a kind of emotion called surprise rarely appeared on her perennially sullen face.

"No hurry, I will find your brother in a while, and we will go to the Guancai community to discuss together."

"There's something more important to do now."

Duan Mingyouyou turned his gaze to his feet, and the giant claw ghost was quietly gathering ghost energy to recover from his injuries. Seeing being watched, he retreated the black energy around his neck bit by bit, and even had time to put on an embarrassing smile.

Duan Ming returned a kind smile.

The giant clawed ghost was even more flustered, and in a blink of an eye, he saw a hand with big blood-red eyes on his palm grabbing towards his face. The next second, the ghost energy all over his body kept rushing towards the door, and he was violently caught by that palm. draw.

After a while...

"It should be almost there." Duan Ming said to himself.

Afterwards, the gluttonous eyes were closed, and the new ability acquired just now, Gu Ling, was used.

I don't know if the system did it on purpose, but he really needs this ability very much now.

The giant claw ghost's body began to tremble continuously. At the moment when the shaking was the most violent, Duan Ming hurriedly took out a makeup mirror and put it beside it. In an instant, the giant claw ghost turned into a streamer and rushed into the dressing room.

All is at peace.

That's right, the make-up mirror is exactly the fifth ghost story in Fengxian High School dungeon, the appearance mirror ghost, Jinping.

And the giant claw ghost...

【Name: Jinping】

[Level: Specter Level (weak)]

【Ghost Aura: 3245】

[Friendliness: -100]

[Target information: Jinping's yin avatar has a brutal personality and is extremely keen on killing and eating ghosts and even humans during the day. 】

[Hint: It's already obvious. 】

It is indeed obvious.

Yang avatar Jinping's talent of "Demon Eye of Immediate Death" can be called a BUG. Although for some reason there is still no sign of awakening, but through the Yin avatar, it is not impossible for him to find another way to obtain the right to use this ability.

Another one, the yin and yang are gathered in a mirror, and it may not be possible to wake up the yang in this way.

Just one thing to pay attention to.

Between the lines in the explanation of Juling Ghost Technique, there are actually some hidden information.

The longer the restraint time is, the more forceful control the restrained target can have, which means that during the restraint period, he will also resist. Although Jin Ping, the yin avatar, was weakened by the gluttony eye just now, it is inevitable to often implement PUA on this guy in the later stage.

An alternative developmental game.

If only it was a girl.

"What? What girl?" Ye Xiangqing asked, tilting her head.

Duan Ming stared.

What the hell!

Obviously no double quotes! Isn't this my voice? How could she know! ! !

Ye Xiangqing raised her eyebrows: "Oh, this is my ability to contract ghosts. Within two meters, I can hear other people's voices with a certain chance."

"Ha, haha, is that right?" Duan Ming smiled coyly, and subconsciously took two steps back, controlling himself two meters away.

"Okay, it's okay, I'll send Niu Gang back in a while, you go and see if you can find your brother, we will gather in the Guancai community."

"good."

Ye Xiangqing acted resolutely and walked directly to her car.

Duan Ming strictly controlled the distance between the two, walked to the side of the street and pulled the bamboo pole ghost from the wall and took him away.

Of course it's not a white belt, the fare at night is expensive, this money can't be missed, it's just that he performed well just now, he was only charged double the fare, and by the way, he also helped Niu Gang get a good review.

Bamboo pole ghost and Niu Gang both cried.

After successfully solving the two oil bottles, when Duan Ming returned to the Guancai community, the two poker-faced brothers and sisters had already arrived.

"Where's that kid Lu Shaocheng?" Duan Ming asked.

Both siblings pointed to the property office.

Duan Ming pushed the door open and entered.

A simple folding bed, the two of them shared a seat, Wang Jue was in front, his whole face was squeezed together, and he kept trying to use small movements to break free from the arms that were embracing him.

Lu Shaocheng hugged Wang Jue tightly from behind, shouting loudly while showing a happy smile.

Ye Xiangming said lightly: "I slept too soundly, I'm sorry to disturb you."

"What are you doing? Of course it's important."

Duan Ming curled his lips, and immediately stepped forward to pat that big face.

Clap clap clap clap!

"Huh? Huh~ what's wrong?" Lu Shaocheng winked sleepily.

Duan Ming: "Oh, it's okay, wake up and go back to sleep."