Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Humming a little song and walking into Building A, the vain shade is just like returning home. The dime Gousheng on the stairs kindly changed "Repay the money" into "Welcome Boss to go home", and thoughtfully added a love.

Duan Minglong walked forward with a smile, and a little wretched ghost came out of the wall immediately.

"Boss!"

"Hey, you look good. How's it going? I heard that you have been promoted to the level of evil ghost. You have been fighting with He Wei recently?" Duan Ming teased.

Qian Gousheng: "Hey, compared to the big things that the boss has done, we two are just playing small fights, but that big idiot bullied me so much before, so I definitely want to get back some ground. Boss, do you think that's the reason? ?”

"Yes! We must get it back! Isn't it the battle of dignity? Your ability is special. Before the Wandering Soul level, He Wei could suffer a little bit. This will be the same level. If there is a chance, I will disgust him a few times. Of course I will." Support you."

"However, we are all members of a gang, and we shouldn't have too deep a relationship. In this way, give the gang leader me a face, and kill him ten more times, and this hurdle will be over, okay? "

"this……"

"But once I beheaded him, he could almost behead me three times. I originally planned to do it one or two more times and it would be over." Qian Gousheng whispered.

Duan Ming: "Ah? What are you talking about?"

"Ah! No, no, I will listen to the boss and try my best."

Duan Ming raised his fist in satisfaction.

"Come on~"

"Oh, by the way, where is this kid He Wei?"

Qian Gousheng: "He, I watched him rush upstairs in the morning. In the past two days, that baby ghost has been having fun with the human being you told him to take care of. He is afraid that he will go too far, so he has been following him."

"Little Treasure?"

While muttering, a miserable cry came from upstairs, and Jiang Zhidi's figure appeared at the corner of the second floor with tears all over his face. Seeing Duan Ming, he immediately slid over on his knees again.

but……

Here are the stairs.

"Well……"

"Well……"

"ah……"

Almost rolled down.

As soon as he stabilized his body, this guy didn't even have time to check himself, he swooped and hugged Duan Ming's thigh tightly.

"Boss, I was wrong, I don't want to be taken special care of, can you let me do the task peacefully with my classmates~"

Duan Ming looked at the poor baby under his feet in surprise.

Good guy, after falling down like this, I knocked my head on the corner of the step several times, leaving a few light red marks?

It seems that this kid has gained a lot in the past few days.

He squatted down slowly, and held Jiang Zhidi's shoulders kindly and powerfully: "Hey? What are you talking about? Please get up quickly."

Jiang Zhidi choked and was forced to stand up.

Duan Ming patted his shoulder with satisfaction, and squeezed his arms which were obviously much tighter than before.

"It seems that you can also see that all this is my arrangement? Well done! You didn't let me down."

Duan Ming just participated in the novice game a little earlier than Jiang Zhidi, both of them are only eighteen years old, and it is even uncertain who is older, but Jiang Zhidi has nothing to do with Duan Ming's behavior The feeling of discomfort, sniffling is more like the attitude of a junior facing an elder.

Duan Ming caressed his head kindly like a father.

"Hey, judging from your previous performance, do you want to make a difference in the strange world? You should have been mentally prepared to face ghosts long ago. Well, I admit that the stimulation I gave you at the beginning was indeed too intensive. A little bit, but the effect is remarkable, isn't it?"

"I think you should have a ghostly aura close to the level of evil spirits now?"

The soft voice that entered the ears seemed to have magic power, Jiang Zhidi's emotions gradually calmed down, and his eyes began to firm up.

But within a few seconds, an immature voice from upstairs turned into horror again.

"Drive! Run fast, dead dog!"

At the corner of the second floor, Xiaobao's iconic blue-purple forehead popped out, the black powder bared his teeth under his body, and the hair on the top of his head had been bald.

Duan Ming smiled slightly at Jiang Zhidi who was hiding behind him: "I will teach you the first lesson."

"Facing ghosts, as long as you are not afraid of him, then there is nothing to be afraid of."

Jiang Zhidi was thoughtful.

It's just that the more I think about it, the more I feel that it is nonsense literature.

Maybe it's not deep enough.

"Looking good."

Duan Ming strode forward to meet him.

"Son!"

Snapped! Snapped!

"dad!"

Xiao Bao clutched his swollen cheeks with eyes full of excitement, kicked the whole black powder on the ground with force, and flew his small body into Duan Ming's arms.

"Dad, why are you here? I miss you."

As he spoke, he brought his big head up again.

"There's really nothing I can do about you."

Snapped! Snapped!

"See you, everyone is actually very friendly."

Duan Ming turned his head, and shook the few hairs on Xiaobao's head in front of Jiang Zhidi, who giggled happily.

Jiang Zhidi's eyes became more determined.

"Boss, I understand. I won't run away again. I want to be a blockbuster in this novice round. When I go out, I will join the Weird Investigation Bureau just like the boss, and become..."

"Hey, stop!" Duan Ming interrupted, throwing Xiao Bao back, and then his expression gradually became serious.

"Actually..."

"Emmmm~ How should I put it? Forget it. You decide your own affairs. There is an uncle in the property department downstairs who often wants to sleep with that rotten ghost. He is easy to recognize. You can chat with him if you have a chance. , and he'll tell you more."

As for Jiang Zhidi, once this kid is really enlightened, with his style of doing things, maybe the Liming organization is more suitable for him to venture into the strange world. If he really chooses Liming, he will be ordered to investigate The bureau should provide resource guarantees, which means that the progress of growth will be faster.

Maybe there will be one more insider.

Of course, it all depends on his own choice.

"Okay." Jiang Zhidi only hesitated for a moment before agreeing.

"Yeah? Duan Ming? You're back?"

At this time, a clear voice came from above.

Duan Ming looked up, and immediately kicked Qian Gouxun back into the wall, and at the same time stretched out his hand to cover Jiang Zhidi's eyes that were about to raise.

"Kids don't watch."

He said lightly.

The pleated skirt, the stockings are high silk, and a small line of flesh is pinched out of the white thighs. If you go up, you can see it from the angle downstairs.

"Xiao Xiao, it's so early." Duan Ming greeted.

When Jiang Xiaoxiao came down from upstairs, he let go of Jiang Zhidi's hand.

"Yeah~" Jiang Xiaoxiao said with a bright smile, "It's all for you."

"for me?"

"That's right, the school exams are over, and I'm on holiday. I'm free, so I just wanted to help get the owners on the fourth floor. The results are not bad. There are tens of thousands of people, and the relationship between neighbors can be regarded as a help. You are very helpful, most of the residents on the fourth floor have accepted your status as the new building manager at this moment, except for a few who are not allowed to enter."

Duan Ming's eyes flickered.

"Little..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, are you okay? If you have nothing to do, follow me. It's up to you, the behind-the-scenes boss, to do your best. I'll go to Qin Wei for help."

"oh oh."

Duan Ming replied blankly, and followed Hesi to go upstairs.

Soon, only Jiang Zhidi and his party were left on the scene.

Xiaobao looked enviously at the stairs that had long since disappeared: "Wow, it's great to grow up."

Jiang Zhidi was also full of envy, and couldn't help but take over the conversation: "It's really good to grow up, but it's really good to be the boss."

Xiaobao: "???"

"What about me?"

"Black fans!!!"

The top of the bald head was full of itching all the time, and the black powder was trying to stretch out her tongue to lick it, but suddenly felt her tongue being pulled by a strong force.

"Ahem~ what are you doing!"

Xiaobao crossed his hips: "Lick your big bald head, why are you staring blankly, hurry up and give this kid another lesson!"

"Hey, hey, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think!"

Jiang Zhidi instinctively began to get nervous again, but immediately collected his emotions.

No no no, don't be afraid.

As long as I am not afraid of him, I have nothing to fear.

In the next second, he took a deep breath, and the expression on his entire face suddenly turned into surprise, and he stretched out his palm to greet him.

"Son..."

"Son, your mother!!!"

With a flying kick of his small arm and calf, Jiang Zhidi's eyes were about to pop out, and he quickly backed up, burrowing into the wall of "paying back the money".

Xiao Bao's expression was not good: "Qian Gou is left, do you mean to protect him?"

boo~

A figure was spit out instantly, and then a wretched face appeared on the wall.

"Master Xiaobao, how dare I, just now my ability has not been withdrawn, accident, just an accident, ha, ha ha."

"Whether it's an accident or not, I'll ask He Wei to clean you up, He Wei! He Wei!"

"Huh? Where is He Weiren? Didn't he just follow behind us all the time?"

The black fan stepped forward in embarrassment: "Well, didn't you think he was annoying just now, you ruined his photo album, and now you should be crying in the corridor on the third floor."

"Damn, he's really worthless, don't count on him anymore, black fans follow me!"

Two figures, one green and one black, quickly rushed into the wall at the corner of the stairs, and kicked Jiang Zhidi in by the way, followed by a long period of screams, and the word "repay the money" also turned into a cry Face.

If the words are divided into two parts, it will be miserable for Duan Ming.

"What! You want me to deal with a romantic?!!!"

"Not suitable, not suitable, I'm not a stallion, besides, I've just been through the night, and I'm weak."

Duan Ming shook his head again and again.

"Oh, what are you thinking, are you willing or not?"

"Um?"

Jiang Xiaoxiao blushed instantly, and hurriedly explained: "I mean... that... the owners of the fourth floor are basically settled, and there are still a few nail households. Except for the one in 404, the other households are all locked up. The Merry Ghost of 409 takes the lead and can solve her problem, so there will only be 404 left on the fourth floor."

"Originally, I wanted Qin Wei to help find candidates, but this happened to meet you, the building manager. Don't you have the ability to cry people over? It's no problem to find someone who is strong and strong."

"409, this one. I used to be suppressed by Sister Hongyan, so I didn't make any troubles. Now that Sister Hongyan is gone, she is the happiest dancer, clamoring for a hot body."

Duan Ming: "But aren't there still so many male ghosts in the building? Even if the upper two floors can't be dealt with, it doesn't mean that the lower three floors can't find someone to solve their personal problems, right?"

"Why do you think we are called ghosts?"

A bright light flashed in Duan Ming's mind, and he subconsciously pinched Jiang Xiaoxiao's face.

"Oh~~~~~~ You are ice."

"It's not right, it's obvious that when the mood comes up..."

Speaking of this life, he urgently covered his mouth.

Jiang Xiaoxiao's face turned even redder.

"Yes, so she looked for it before, but she was not satisfied. Qin Wei knows a lot of people outside, so I want him to help find ghosts such as the burning ghost."

A candidate suddenly appeared in Duan Ming's mind.

"Half burnt, okay?"

"No, you forgot? There's one in the building, and it shattered as soon as it was clamped. She had a big temper that day."

"Oh well, let me think about it then."

It went round and round in my mind.

There is really no suitable ghost choice.

"Oh, by the way, is this guy pretty?" he asked suddenly.

Jiang Xiaoxiao shook his head without hesitation: "Report."

"Then is she rich? Is she a rich woman?"

This time Jiang Xiaoxiao tilted her head. Although she didn't know why she asked this question, she still replied truthfully: "It should be... quite rich. Although the coke ghost didn't meet her expectations last time, she gave him thousands of dollars. Wan sent."

Duan Ming grinned when he heard the words: "Hey, then I know who to look for."

This is not appropriate, is it the Black King?

Even if he is a ghost, this guy can probably rub a steel wool ball to warm himself up.

"But I can't cry with this guy, but it's downstairs in the property department, let's find him!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled Jiang Xiaoxiao up and ran downstairs.

When I came to the corner of the stairs between the first and second floors, the crying face on the wall was still there, and Qian Gou's little head popped out from time to time, and he was ruthlessly pulled back.

"Hey, I'm playing around with your brother He Wei again, don't worry, after this battle, the relationship between the two of you will improve by leaps and bounds, as I said."

Talk about your mother!

Qian Gousheng watched helplessly as the savior went further and further away, wanting to cry without tears.

Jiang Zhidi was even worse, he could only hear the sound, and he couldn't poke his head out. He died laughing, at this moment, he was being used as a weapon by Xiaobao to constantly swing at Qian Gousheng.

Coming out of Building A, Duan Ming hurried to the property department without stopping. From a long distance, he saw Lu Shaocheng moving out a rocking chair and placing it in the small square, embracing Rotten Wang Jue intimately, basking in the sun with a few strange ghosts While talking freely.

Just as he was about to wave his hands and shout, his words were suddenly stuck in his throat, and his expression became extremely serious.

At the gate of the community, a car covered with photo stickers slowly stopped, and Yan Yang walked down.

I thought the person who got out of the car next was the ghost in the mirror, but it turned out to be a strange face.

This ghost is only wearing a set of casual clothes. At first glance, he looks thin and thin, but it is not difficult to see from the exposed muscle lines that this strong physique undoubtedly contains amazing explosive power.

What is even more surprising is that when the two walked in, the strong ghost was in front and Yan Yang was behind.

what happened? Isn't Yan Yang the current temporary administrator of Mingcheng?

Besides the ghost in the mirror, who else could make him have such an attitude?

Yan Yang immediately spotted Duan Ming, who had an obvious target. After looking around, Lu Shaocheng couldn't escape, but this guy was bragging so hard that he didn't realize that he was being watched at all.

But the strange thing is that Yan Yang just stared fiercely and stopped making any other movements, followed by the strong ghost and quickly stepped into Building B.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Xiaoxiao asked.

"Oh, it's nothing." Duan Ming took a deep look at the dark entrance of Building B and withdrew his gaze.

"It's okay, let's go, first solve the problem on the fourth floor."