Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

【Strong Ghost】

【Name: Wang Jiuquan】

[Level: Disaster Level]

【Ghost Aura: 9999999】

[Friendliness: -10]

[Target information: A fighting maniac born for fighting, no matter whether he is alive or dead, he will not let go of any opportunity to fight. This kind of pure will makes his strength rise rapidly, and his foundation is also extremely solid. An enemy that cannot be underestimated. 】

[Hint: He believes that only battles at the same level can benefit him. 】

In just a few lines of words, Duan Ming's pupils shrank suddenly, and his body couldn't help shrinking even more into the cover.

Disaster level!

It is still the pinnacle of disaster level!

What surprised him even more was that there was no intersection between the two of them, and they had a -10 friendliness at the beginning, either because of Yan Yang's deaf ears, or...

Bu Wenren.

He cast his gaze deeply to the sixth floor of the opposite building.

Things started to get complicated.

At this moment, he suddenly grabbed Jiang Xiaoxiao who was under him, and hugged the whole body tightly to cover it.

Both of them leaned their backs against the wall in fright at the same time, not daring to move.

Just now, Duan Ming clearly saw the figure of Wang Jiuquan who was about to get into the car and paused in vain, then turned around slowly, and the focus of his eyes was on the edge of the window where he was.

Even though he knew that the other party would not be able to hear the movement from such a distance, Duan Ming couldn't help but hold his breath.

Yan Yang kept protecting the edge of the car door and asked in doubt: "Master Jiuquan, what's wrong?"

Wang Jiuquan slightly hooked his mouth and shook his head: "It's nothing, let's go, follow the plan."

"Alright, alright, Lord Jiuquan, be careful."

The faint roar of the engine gradually faded away, and Duan Ming, who was hiding behind the window, still did not choose to show his face. After a long time, Jiang Xiaoxiao in his arms still made a sound.

"Duan...Duan Ming, did something happen?"

Duan Ming looked coldly: "We should have been discovered just now. The disaster level is worthy of being a disaster level. You can detect it from such a long-distance gaze...Huh? You don't know? Then why are you nervous?"

Jiang Xiaoxiao twisted her delicate body: "You...you grabbed me..."

Feeling the soft deformation of the object in his hand, Duan Ming instantly understood what he had scooped up just now, and let go of his hand urgently. Jiang Xiaoxiao also walked away quickly in small steps, with an abnormal blush on his face.

"That... just a moment of desperation."

"No...it's okay, I understand."

[Jiang Xiaoxiao's friendliness +10]

[Jiang Xiaoxiao Friendship: 50] (Did he do it on purpose?)

Duan Ming paused, and looked down at his claws.

Does it increase friendliness by 10 points after grabbing a handful?

or……

At this time, Jiang Xiaoxiao suddenly pointed out the window: "Look, they have already left."

"Oh, is it so?"

Duan Ming pretended to turn his head to check.

()

I can't be in a hurry~

In the next second, he turned back again, and he had already returned to his previous seriousness.

"Well, Lu Shaocheng will probably take a while, so let's go to your room to rest first."

The voice just fell.

Kacha~

The door to the opposite door 409 opened, and two satisfied figures walked out.

Lu Shaocheng and Hei Wangjue bumped their fists tacitly, and immediately shook their heads in silly joy, but in a blink of an eye, they saw Duan Ming at the door.

The steps all stagnated.

Lu Shaocheng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly patted Hei Wangjue impolitely and said to himself: "Hey? What's the matter? I'm all ready, but suddenly said that I'm not feeling well, and I have to come back at night. There's really nothing I can do about her."

Wang Jue responded immediately: "Ah, yes, yes, that's right, I haven't had time to show my glory yet."

Duan Ming: "(_)"

Watching the Merry Ghost blushing and coming out of the house in disheveled clothes, he took turns kissing one person and one ghost on the face, and said something in a low voice by the way.

"I was quite satisfied just now, and I look forward to your better performance tonight~"

As the door was slammed shut, there was no sound at all.

Duan Ming narrowed his eyes.

You two are having fun~

Brothers together?

The romantic ghost has already removed the blindfold, can he still have such a good time? How hungry is this?

Besides...

He took out the Shitu browser.

It's only been 10 minutes...

The moment he saw Duan Ming take out his phone, Lu Shaocheng already knew that he couldn't be fooled, so he stretched his nostrils, jumped and hugged Duan Ming's leg tightly, and burst into tears on the spot.

"Brother! Brother Duan! You just need to know about this, but don't say anything about it!"

The other leg was also hugged tightly at this time.

Hei Wangjue: "Big brother! Please don't let other ghosts know about the five minutes between us, save some face."

Lu Shaocheng frowned: "Huh? Are you stupid! Who told you to tell the exact time!"

The black king never showed weakness: "What right do you have to say about me? If you didn't have two minutes, you could have more time."

"Hey? It's against you."

"Who is afraid of whom! You instant she-boy!"

"You're only a few dozen seconds longer than me, why are you so proud of yourself, you ghost!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'll kill you!"

"I'll stab you to death!"

Seeing that the two good brothers started to turn against each other, the helplessness on Duan Ming's face became even worse.

It seems that it is not unreasonable for these two goods to come together.

Not only like-minded, but also incompetent.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it." He said.

"Really?" ×2

The two who were playing the real fire suddenly stopped their movements and turned their faces with bruised noses and swollen faces.

"really."

Duan Ming nodded, and clicked on the phone to stop recording.

"No, you swear poisonously!" ×2

"You two are endless! Okay, okay, swear, don't bother me if you two! I swear by my life, if you leak your incompetence, I will shorten it by three centimeters."

Lu Shaocheng was stunned: "Who is Ji Xian?"

Duan Ming: "Oh, a relative who is very important to me."

"You are ruthless, okay, I believe in your character."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Duan Ming responded unconsciously, and then encrypted and saved the video just now.

Hey, there's another Dawn scandal.

At this point, the 409 problem is probably completed. Looking at the performance of the romantic ghost just now, it is basically a matter of time to meet her conditions. It is a hard-working and lustful duo, but seeing their reactions is quite enjoyable, and Duan Ming naturally feels at ease.

Then there is...

404.

It is not auspicious to hear the name.

How many treasured websites are dead in the hands of this number.

At this moment, Jiang Xiaoxiao stretched her waist in a relaxed manner, revealing her astonishing curves, and the skirt of the short skirt was lifted a lot.

"Ah~~~~ Finally solved the problem on the fourth floor~"

Duan Ming jumped up in an emergency, turned the two pendants on his thighs, and then broke free and walked over and asked, "What do you mean? What do you mean the fourth floor is resolved? Isn't there a 404?"

"Oh, you said I'm next door." Jiang Xiaoxiao looked at the 404 house indifferently and said, "Although 404 does need to be resolved, the owner is not at home all the year round, and I haven't seen her for a long time. If the little league of Merry Ghosts can be dealt with, then the four floors are basically up to you."

Oh~~~

Duan Ming realized for a while.

It means that although the unification achievement on the fourth floor has not been obtained, as long as Lu Shaocheng and the others can feed the romantic ghosts, he is currently on the fourth floor, and he is the talker.

One step closer to the gang boss.

Just as he was secretly happy, Jiang Xiaoxiao thoughtfully poured a basin of cold water over.

"But don't get too excited. Although I don't know 404 very well, I have met her once. I always feel that she is extraordinary. She may not be as strong as a ghost at all."

"It's really up to you if she doesn't come back to the fourth floor. When she really comes home, you still have to figure out how to deal with this mysterious owner."

"Um."

Duan Ming nodded seriously.

Then forget about it.

It's all for later.

The affairs of the romantic ghost came to an end, and the after-effects of the night suddenly hit him, and he finally remembered today's business.

Time to sleep.

Saying goodbye to Lu Shaocheng and the Black King, he nodded towards Jiang Xiaoxiao.

"Come on, go to bed."

"Scared~ no no no no no no no, this is too fast."

"Huh? I mean it's time for me to go to bed. I didn't sleep all night last night."

Jiang Xiaoxiao blushed again.

Duan Ming was a little disappointed.

Since getting acquainted with this little Nier, she has shown more shyness of a normal little girl.

I still prefer the look of Yumeko the Snake when we first met.

Could it be a hidden item that needs to be unlocked by friendliness?

Hey, it seems more motivated.

While walking, he approached Jiang Xiaoxiao's ear mysteriously.

"Actually, I'm not as useless as those two behind me."

"You, you, you, why are you telling me this?"

As thin as the sound of mosquitoes.

"Oh, there is no other meaning. I am afraid that you may misunderstand me. I think it is necessary to explain to you."

"Well~"

[Jiang Xiaoxiao's friendliness +1]

【Jiang Xiaoxiao friendliness: 51】(Why did he explain this to me?)

Duan Ming grinned.

It's really not interesting.

This is not the way to find the light.

...

The trio of Team 157 had such a pleasant time.

I originally thought that the praise task would be extremely difficult. Of course, it was really difficult at the beginning, but I don’t know why, starting from the next day, a steady stream of smiling passengers came to take a taxi, some even just from the front door to the back door of a community.

In just one day, more than a dozen were obtained. According to this trend, the 50 praises required by the entire task are not a problem at all, and can even exceed a lot.

Doubts were quickly explained.

When Chen Feng was on duty, he met Qin Wei.

That's the idiot hat that hits from the front door to the back door.

The two had met once, and Chen Feng was naturally very impressed with this Duan Ming's son-in-law, and learned from him that all of this was due to Duan Ming.

Apart from emotion, the three of them are also very grateful for the shrewd decision to join the gang without shame.

This morning it was Xu Haoran's turn to be on duty.

He was luckier than Meng Qian.

As the original think tank of the 157th team, it doesn't mean that he is very intelligent, but relying on a little keen observation and a calm mind, he can always find the key to some dungeon missions before the other two, so he was entrusted with important tasks.

But the appearance of Duan Ming made the three of them understand what an intellectual ceiling is, but Xu Haoran didn't have any unbalanced emotions.

As a veteran player who has been following Chen Feng, the safety of the entire human race has always been put first. The improvement of one's own strength is undoubtedly the most powerful means to accomplish this ultimate goal. As for who gets the limelight in the process, it doesn't matter.

But precisely because of this, just yesterday, he also obtained his contract ghost.

Due to Duan Ming's coquettish operation, Team 157 no longer worried about the number of good reviews. Yesterday, through Da Lang's relationship, Chen Feng found a lot of patients who were previously in Qingshan Hospital. They came to get together with the reason of reminiscing about the old days, and they really found someone who was in love with Xu Haoran.

At that time in the Qingshan Hospital dungeon, Chen Feng and Xu Haoran were completely locked up on the third floor of the inpatient department. This person lived on the second floor, so naturally he had no interaction with Xu Haoran. After meeting, this ghost named Ximen Qing "followed" Xu Haoran on the spot.

But the two are slightly different.

Xu Haoran was more or less expected.

Ximen Qing...

how to say.

Have you heard of half a bottle of vinegar?

The full bottle shook silently, and the slightest movement of the half bottle of vinegar made a jingling sound.

This is one of those.

There may be something, but wish everyone knew.

But what can Xu Haoran do?

Contract ghosts are hard to come by, and the other party may really be able to play some role at some point.

That's how the contract was done.

This made Meng Qian jealous.

With the understanding of Mingcheng and the presence of contracted ghosts, Xu Haoran took the courage to go to the ghost society to experience it. The shift location in the morning has also become the urban area of ​​Mingcheng. At the moment, he is driving the car and taking Meng Qian back to the taxi company to rest.

As the co-pilot, Meng Qian pursed his lips with a look of hatred for injustice.

"Why! If I'm wrong please let the law..."

"Stop! It's old, it sucks."

Meng Qian: ""

"But I really want a contract ghost."

"You and Boss Chen Feng have both, and have already become glorious tricksters, but I don't~"

Xu Haoran: "Why are you so anxious, there are still some Dalang's patients who haven't seen it yet? Besides, doesn't this have a life? He knows more people, maybe there is your real one among them."

Meng Qian: "If possible, I still hope to have a right girl."

"Do you want bloody ones?"

"Fuck you." Meng Qian rolled his eyes unhappily, and continued, "But to be honest, Chen Feng's boss Dalang was promoted to the ghost level not long ago, and he also shared with the boss a newly acquired ghost skill. He can use ghost energy to make pure black round cakes to attack the target. Combined with his original dark domain ghost skill, it is a perfect match, and it is impossible to guard against."

"What about yours? This guy from your family started out at the ghost level, so I think he should have very powerful means, too?"

"Uh... that..." Xu Haoran began to hesitate.

"Moji, aren't we teammates? Only by knowing ourselves and the enemy can we cooperate better. I will definitely tell you when I have a contract ghost in the future."

"Oh no, I didn't want to hide it, it's just that I...hey, let's be honest, after his ability is activated, he can have a fatal attraction to ghosts of the opposite sex below the same level, and it can last up to five seconds."

Meng Qian was dumbfounded.

"Hey, good guy, you are indeed from Ximen's family..."

"Hey! Are you snickering?"

"No, didn't we have special training? No matter how funny things are, we won't laugh."

"Then what happened to your duck mouth!"

"My wife wants to have a baby."

"Master, I've never seen you have a girlfriend!"

"Why is there a personal attack! Besides, how can we even consider these things now!"

The two were arguing, when a ghost suddenly appeared in front of the car, and stopped the car with its hands wide open.

Xu Haoran braked the car urgently.

"Sorry, you're not hurt, are you?"

The other party didn't answer, and opened the car door without any explanation and sat in the back seat.

Xu Haoran: "Well... are you going to take a taxi? There are people in my car, look..."

This is a female ghost, without the bloody flesh and blood of most ghosts, and even looks very iconic, wearing a loose sportswear, with a beauty spot between her eyebrows and eyes.

Just listen to her speaking hurriedly.

"I'll pay three times the price and take me to the Guancai community."