Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

This is not the first time I have put on a plastic surgery mask. It is just a thin human skin mask. Apart from the cold and comfortable feeling at first, after getting used to it a little, Duan Ming no longer feels like there is something stuck on my face.

It's as if he was born with a double-skinned face.

He faced Zhou Mengyue's face and calmly followed the guide of the female ghost.

A pear-shaped figure wearing a cheongsam was twisting violently less than two meters in front of him.

It is indeed a top restaurant in Mingcheng. The quality of the waiters is nothing to say.

Without using the prompt function to detect, Duan Ming can completely conclude that the other party's ability must be to automatically attract other people's eyes to move to the buttocks, otherwise why would his eyes always move left and right involuntarily?

The special rules of ghosts are indeed difficult to avoid teeth~

After "fighting secretly" for a long time, I finally arrived at the target box.

The door to the exquisite human bone room was pushed open by the waiter, and there were already people waiting in the room drinking tea.

Three people.

He had seen the photo of Gentleman Yue and recognized it at a glance. There was a little old man standing next to him, and the last one was accompanied by Yan Yang.

This is somewhat beyond Duan Ming's expectation.

I thought that the number one person in Mingcheng would put up a show to dry himself out for a while before coming out, but I didn't expect that he would actually wait actively.

Even Gentleman Yue stood up first to greet him.

"You must be the famous little diva Zhou Mengyue, right? I have always heard that there is a rising star in the music industry. Today I get to meet you in person. You are indeed well-deserved!"

Duan Ming rolled his eyes unabashedly.

Immediately a rough voice sounded.

"Okay, I don't have time to talk to you anymore, let's hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Can you imagine how helpless it would be to be ruined by one sentence when you were so full of enthusiasm that your lower abdomen was shaking?

Yue Zhengyi is.

Originally he was prepared to deal with this so-called dinner party, but the moment he saw that pretty face, he felt his heart tremble.

Are you right?

But now, his mind was almost in a short-circuit state, and he didn't think too much at all. There was only one sentence that kept spinning in his mind.

grass! Why is this little diva actually a shemale! ! !

but……

If it was this face, it would be considered a shemale...

It's not impossible.

After seemingly struggling for a long time, he gritted his teeth, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, and prepared to speak again.

The next second.

"Pfft~"

A mouthful of strong tea squirted into Yan Yang's face.

That face is amazing!

Take it off ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Yao Shiyue Zhengyi was well-informed and had never seen such a strange method before. His whole body immediately softened from top to bottom.

Duan Ming looked at the plastic surgery mask in his hand strangely.

Could it be that this thing is still a curiosity?

How did he know that Yue Zhengyi had just experienced twists and turns in his mind.

Shaking his head and not thinking any more, he put away the human skin mask, took off the heavy coat used to cover his figure, straightened his knees, and regained the image of a strong adult man.

Yue Zhengyi's heart was about to burst.

Naturally, Yan Yang, the new intern, has never seen such a messy side of the big boss, but Lao Zhang, the butler who has been following Yue Zhengyi, doesn't know his true appearance hidden under the righteous surface. , felt distressed and stepped forward to support him.

"Boss, he is Duan Ming."

Yue Zhengyi: "∑(O_O;)"

In an instant, he stopped sobbing, his whole back slowly began to straighten, his eyes when he looked over became serious, and the corners of his mouth even began to curl up slightly.

Without any signal from him, Lao Zhang wisely picked up a tissue and wiped away the two snot bubbles hanging in his middle.

"Are you the fateful boy that your husband mentioned?"

"it's me."

Duan Ming said as he calmly took off his stockings.

Who would be willing to wear such a perverted thing if it wasn't for a show?

But it's quite comfortable.

No wonder Jiang Xiaoxiao loves to wear them.

"You are quite courageous. Haven't you heard of my name? You humiliated Yan Yang and defeated Wang Jiuquan. Although you did have some tricks, you offended me, Yue Zhengyi, and you dared to appear in front of me. You are really not afraid Can you die?"

There was another tacit understanding of eye contact. Lao Zhang took two steps forward without saying a word. His face was solemn, and black energy surged all over his body. The white hair on his head stood up in the sky. If it weren't for the missing one-eye patch, it would have been completely white. The body of Kenpachi Zaraki.

Duan Ming's eyes flashed, and he said hurriedly: "Hey, hey, wait for me, I haven't taken off my stockings yet..."

"I'll wipe it! Dunima said to wait for me!!!"

Violent smashing sounds gradually came from the box.

And the other side.

Lu Shaocheng's five-man team successfully reunited with Niu Gang's uncle.

Thanks to Uncle Niu's cleverness, he probably got to a relatively remote guarding point through his own connections. After noticing the sneaky five little heads, he thoughtfully fed his teammates acute laxatives.

After his teammates left holding their stomachs, he looked around and waved to Lu Shaocheng and others.

"Come here! Come here quickly!"

His expression was very urgent and his voice was very low.

The five of them headed forward in a hurry.

Uncle Niu was alert and pointed at the low wall behind him.

"That's it, just crawl in."

Lu Shaocheng nodded to him with a serious expression.

"Thank you."

"Wait a minute!" Uncle Niu suddenly grabbed him, "Do you promise that after you go in, you will just be waiting in a corner for the meal to end? You will never do anything outrageous?"

"Yes, I promise." Lu Shaocheng knocked on his chest solemnly, "I will not harm my friends. Since Niu Gang is willing to help, since Uncle Niu is willing to help, I won't make it difficult for you, don't worry."

"Oh, that's okay." Uncle Niu let go of his hand doubtfully, but quickly grasped the small inch that was about to start again.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!"

"what happened again?"

"Where's the money? Didn't you say you paid half in advance?"

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry I forgot, I'll give it to you."

As he said this, Lu Shaocheng took out two stacks of ghost coins and handed them over.

For the cost of a pack of laxatives, you can get four small goals in return. No wonder being a traitor is the most profitable profession.

Fortunately, if everything goes well, the harvest he will gain will definitely not be comparable to that of 400 million ghost coins.

Thinking like this, Lu Shaocheng felt much more at ease, and finally successfully led his four followers to climb over the wall and enter the restaurant.

This was Yue Zhengyi's dinner, and it was prepared to the highest standards by Yan Yang in order to flatter him. Not only were security personnel stationed outside, but there were also many guard posts and patrol posts inside.

Fortunately, the place where everyone broke in was in an extremely remote location. It seemed that Uncle Niu had worked hard for this traitorous operation. As long as they stayed in this corner, they didn't need to worry about being discovered.

Among the five people, Xu Xian was undoubtedly the most frightened. His whole body was shaking uncontrollably, and his chubby little face was almost trembling with flesh.

His teeth chattered and he said: "Brother Lu, do we really have no problems here? Are we really involved in the hidden mission?"

Lu Shaocheng looked at the six directions and nodded cautiously: "It should be so. If Duan Ming's previous inference is correct, the boundary stone is just a program with certain intelligence..."

"Although I don't know what Duan Ming's plan is, if this mission is really to recover Ming City, then Gentleman Yue is the key figure in this mission. This meeting on the last day is the core of the hidden mission."

"Once Duan Ming starts his plan, this Menggui Restaurant will be judged as a mission point, and we who are here at this time will most likely be labeled as facilitators."

"Of course this is just my guess, everything is based on Duan Ming's inference, but..."

"If we really complete the hidden mission, I would be most surprised by Duan Ming."

"He's horrible."

When it comes to his experiences along the way, Lu Shaocheng naturally has the most say. After being shocked, the three members of the 157 team all showed proud looks in their eyes. When they looked at Lu Shaocheng, the corners of their mouths turned down, as if to say, look. , this is the strength of our Weird Investigation Bureau.

Lu Shaocheng rolled his eyes.

Gan!

Sooner or later we will dig him out!

At this time, Meng Qian suddenly asked: "Then we are just waiting here? Didn't we say that we will advance the mission progress according to the situation? How to push it forward?"

The more he talked, the more excited he became.

He knows very well that if it succeeds this time, the benefits obtained will never be comparable to the petty profits before.

After listening to Lu Shaocheng's analysis, the little fat man who had finally relaxed suddenly stood up again: "Wait a minute! Didn't you just promise that Niu Gang's uncle wouldn't stay here?"

Xiao Heizi curled his lips indifferently: "Whatever, after all, we won't joke with our own lives, right? If there is really a way to increase the progress of the mission, we must ensure our own safety before we act, and we will not involve him. of."

By the time he stopped speaking, his eyes had become very cautious. He glanced around and saw that everywhere he looked were burly men. Even the only two entry and exit points to his hidden position were blocked by two pairs of men and horses.

Although the two people on the left were looking at each other affectionately and tenderly poking the big holes in each other's chests, it was almost certain that they would be discovered as long as they dared to show their heads.

Damn it, there seems to be no way out, let alone increasing participation in the final hidden mission.

Is it possible that the cat can only wait here until the dinner is over?

At this moment, a violent noise sounded from the inner hall, followed by several security guards hurried to the box.

"Something happened to Duan Ming!"

Chen Feng moved and was instantly pressed down by Lu Shaocheng.

"Don't be impulsive, just look outside."

As expected of Yue Zhengyi's security team, they did not panic at all when faced with the situation. Except for a few patrol officers who rushed over, none of the people at the designated position moved.

This also includes the good friends who blocked the two exits.

"Don't forget what Duan Ming said, no matter what happens, don't interfere." Lu Shaocheng's faint words sounded, but it was not difficult to see from his increasingly red eyes that his mood was not stable at this time.

The sound of smashing was becoming more and more intense, and several people could be said to be extremely anxious now, and their breathing was becoming heavier.

I don’t know if the good ghosts of the two brothers are proficient in the art of hearing. One of them actually turned his head and looked at the hiding place of several people in confusion.

This location was really hidden, and there was no clue from the outside, but everyone couldn't help but hold their breath.

But the ghost didn't seem to think that he heard wrongly. He called his companions, recognized them and began to slowly come closer.

what to do?

Once discovered, the five people will definitely be killed here.

After thinking for almost a moment, Chen Feng gritted his teeth and said, "I'll lure them away."

Just as he was about to move, his shoulders were gently pressed down.

The strength is not strong, but there is no resistance at all.

Lu Shaocheng's voice sounded faintly: "Don't be stupid. With your strength, you will just be used as cannon fodder."

"Although I have always disliked your Weird Investigation Bureau, I have to admit that you three are different. Of course, I don't mean that I admire you, but I don't hate you that much."

"I'll go there as well. I also have a scapegoat and a reverse bead. At worst, I'll die once too."

"You all, please live well for me."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Heizi's figure sprang out quickly. In the process, Wang Jue had already transformed from his arm into a possessed state, and his huge "big evil plug" was extremely dazzling.

Although the two good friends were wary, fortunately, they were part of the miscellaneous army that Yan Yang had temporarily recruited recently. Their strength was only at the peak of the Ligui level. In almost the blink of an eye, two sharp spikes pierced through it. Their throats wanted to raise their voices but couldn't do it at all. The next second, the world was spinning, their eyes crossed the small wall behind them, and finally settled on Uncle Niu who was picking his nose outside the wall.

Lu Shaocheng naturally did not expect to sneak in quietly in this way. This wide-ranging fighting method undoubtedly showed his determination to force his way in.

It was Duan Ming who gave him this confidence.

His active exposure was not just to protect other teammates.

Something happened in the inner hall, and Duan Ming was undoubtedly in trouble. He had been preparing for it for so long, and if he fell short at the last moment, he would not be reconciled and could only use the chance of resurrection to gamble.

It can only be said that he quietly bought two good friends a little time. He made no secret of his figure, and his only target was the box door.

The sudden appearance of the uninvited guest naturally attracted the attention of many ghost security guards, and everyone gathered around him without hesitation.

Fortunately, the place where he climbed over the wall was not very far from the box, and except for the two brothers just now, the way there was unexpectedly empty. In addition, Wang Jue's strength increased greatly after he was possessed. He was confident that he would be able to get there soon. He arrived at the box door before the ghosts and spirits gathered around him.

The final difficulty is the group of patrolling ghosts that have surrounded the door of the box. At a rough glance, there are probably seven or eight.

I can't control that much now.

Lu Shaocheng burst into speed and rushed forward alone, rushing towards the enemy's position.

In the eyes of Chen Feng and others, this is undoubtedly a loss of life.

Several people couldn't help but clenched their fists, feeling a trace of sadness in their hearts.

Close.

Closer.

If nothing else, we will arrive in three seconds.

As long as he can reunite with Duan Ming, there will definitely be a way to recover. This he believes inexplicably.

Then something happened.

He didn't have Duan Ming's method of knowing the opponent's strength. The group of patrolling ghosts were all fierce ghosts, and there was even a junior evil level.

snort!

Lu Shaocheng, who was hit in the face with just one punch, had a nosebleed and his eyes were full of stars.

But also laughed.

After he deliberately turned around, the body that was knocked away rushed towards the door of the box at extremely high speed.

On the way, there were several ghosts who were frightened out of their wits and stopped him without hesitation. It must be said that this time the goddess of luck was on Lu Shaocheng's side again.

None of these opponents can completely suppress their existence.

Taking advantage of Dasha's top attack power, he instead used various attacks to adjust his position.

boom!

With a violent impact, the door of the human bone room shattered into countless pieces, and the figure fell heavily to the ground, spurting out a large mouthful of blood.

But as soon as he recovered, he noticed something was wrong before he could react.

quiet.

It's so quiet.

Bearing the brunt of the sight, the security ghosts outside the door were all dumbfounded, as if they had seen something extremely incredible.

He turned his head mechanically and happened to bump into Duan Ming's embarrassed face, and his expression immediately changed to the same as the ones outside.

What's this?

Wearing a small sling and a pair of ripped socks on one foot, he was sitting on a Zaraki Kenpachi in Guanyin posture.

The other party was even worse. His neck was tightly pulled by a silk thread, half of his tongue was hanging out, and his entire face was bruised and swollen.

Lu Shaocheng smiled.

"Um, did I come at the wrong time?"