Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

I have to praise the taxis in Guijie. Although they look shabby, they are of good quality. Even if they are as powerful as Lu Shaocheng, they can't break the front windshield with one blow.

It had to be Ye Xiangming who was free. Without saying a word, he jumped onto Lu Shaocheng's hood.

Bo~

The huge glass was picked up easily.

Lu Shaocheng kept chewing on the glass bracket. Ye Xiangming was even more embarrassed when he stood on top. He pointed at the glass.

"Well, is there a possibility that it has to be pushed outward slowly?"

"oh."

Xiao Heizi's face was not red, his heart was not beating, he nodded handsomely, and ran out of the car in a graceful manner. Next to him, Meng Qian was doing the same thing as he had just done, grinning and biting the plastic frame almost to pieces. , but the windshield remains as stable as ever.

Lu Shaocheng smiled slightly, straightened his collar, and was about to step forward to help save the situation. Another figure was much faster than him.

Bo~

Meng Qian was able to regain his freedom.

Duan Ming shook his non-existent bangs.

"Is there a possibility that the glass has to be pushed out slowly?"

Lu Shaocheng clenched his small fists tightly at his sides.

Damn it, he was tricked.

Turning his eyes slightly, he saw that Duan Ming's car was stuck between his and Meng Qian's cars, with a big hole in the windshield and dense cracks around it.

Damn, you obviously rushed out with brute force, but you're just pretending!

While secretly complaining, he pushed away Ye Xiangming, who wanted to continue rescuing others, and rushed towards Chen Feng's car, following the same pattern, with a much lighter posture than Duan Mingyun Danfeng.

Ye Xiangming watched blankly as the two strong men with the word "big" started racing.

The damn desire to win among men.

Finally, this time, three groups of eight people were able to get out of the taxi.

The glowing ghost was so frightened that he rushed into the toilet when the serial collision occurred.

Without hesitation, Duan Ming took the lead and was ready to rush over.

To be honest, he wasn't too worried.

Since the fortune teller so generously gave the city of destiny to him, it undoubtedly means that he has completely confirmed his inner guess, and the mission of the entire safe taxi copy has come to an end. This luminous ghost who appeared outside the main mission, he I can't think of a reason why it would go wrong here.

Although Nei Kumei once said that there was a second person riding on the bus at that time, Duan Ming was not alone.

He still feels that Xiang Xin has been following him behind his back.

But all the confidence was shattered in the next second.

"TNND, the labor-management reconciliation is going smoothly, who let you in! Get out!!!"

A scream followed a sudden roar from the toilet.

Then someone rushed out from the door.

This man was slovenly and rushed towards Duan Ming with his untied trousers belt held in one hand.

【Sloppy Ghost】

[Name: Shi Dian]

[Level: Destruction Level]

[Ghost energy: 99999999]

[Friendliness: 5] (Great Savior)

[Target information: As the name suggests, he is crazy and unpredictable. One second he may treat you as a best friend, and the next second he may kill you. 】

[Hint: Madmen always pity madmen. 】

Duan Ming's scalp went numb almost instantly. Seeing the opponent's eyes turned red and angry, he immediately shouted.

"Xiang Xin!"

Where will the response be?

In almost half a breath, a palm exuding a "ghostly aura" was placed on his shoulder.

"Brother, do you have any paper?"

"Um?"

Duan Ming looked at the other person up and down again, his legs were still shaking and trembling. It seemed that the red eyes were caused by the incident.

Shi Dian started to jump: "Brother, please hurry up. The last piece of paper was scared into the pit by that idiot just now. I clipped it and ran out. There is still half of it left."

Just as he was talking, a melodious sound was slowly squeezed out, and the sound of juice could even be heard.

"Oh oh oh."

Duan Ming immediately took out a handful of tissues that had just been delivered from Menggui Restaurant and handed them over. The other party didn't care how messy the tissue was, and grabbed it. Accompanied by the uncontrollable soft music, he swung his hips and hurriedly return.

The group of people behind him all showed understanding expressions.

But only for a moment, Duan Ming retreated violently, and at the same time he shouted anxiously: "Retreat!"

Everyone didn't know why. Out of trust in Duan Ming, everyone started to take action almost at the same time. They didn't want their cars anymore. Of course, they couldn't drive them. A group of people shuttled through the shadow of the street lights very fast, aiming directly at Guancai Community. .

The running speed remains at the level of the weaker Meng Qian.

Are you talking about Xu Xian?

The fat man was grabbed by Lu Shaocheng's ankles from the beginning, swung a large circle in the air and carried him on his back.

Anyway, he is familiar with this operation.

Before reaching full speed, Duan Ming even had enough energy to explain to the two poker-faced brothers and sisters: "I'm sorry, you two, I may not be able to deliver the reward this time. Don't worry, I won't let you suffer. When it is safe, I will personally I’ll make it up to you.”

"Don't say that." Ye Xiangming immediately replied, "If it weren't for you, we wouldn't even be able to start the hidden mission, let alone complete it. Moreover, even though there is no last wave of progress improvement, the two of us in the early stage will have nothing to do. The benefits you get based on your level of participation will be much greater than ever before.”

Ye Xiangqing also added immediately: "Well, I feel it is an honor to fight alongside you. In addition to driving skills, I have learned a lot from you, which is worthy of too many rewards."

Duan Ming frowned.

"Why do you just refuse to admit my strength, Fujiwara Danmei?"

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"No, I'm wrong. I don't want Fujiwara Danmei. I don't want a girlfriend like Natsuki who has an uncle. I am Ryosuke Danmei."

The outline of Guancai Community has gradually become clearer, and everyone's hearts have begun to relax.

"How about a hundred yuan for transferring a crooked letter?" Xiao Heizi joked.

The next second I couldn't laugh anymore.

The gate of the community was obviously a few hundred meters ahead, but a figure suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

Shi Dian no longer looked embarrassed as before. He actually smiled evilly and threw Xie Jingsen, who was straddling his waist, to the ground. As soon as he landed, the guy lay on the ground and vomited.

Damn it, why do you have to pin me to the part where you pull your pants?

"Hehe, if it weren't for this guy's reminder, I really wouldn't know that you are the person that sir said. Since you have agreed to find a place for him, you have to keep your word, right?"

Duan Ming had a solemn look on his face, but Lu Shaocheng gradually straightened his body and casually tossed the fat man on his back in the same manner.

Xu Xian: "???"

"I really didn't expect you to be such an ungrateful person. How long has it taken for a small favor? If you want to fight, then fight." Xiao Heizi said.

Duan Ming: "He is at the peak of destruction level."

Lu Shaocheng: "Σ(゜゜)"

Immediately, he quickly picked up Xu Xian from the ground, swung it in a large circle in the air and carried it on his back.

Xu Xian: "???"

He quietly approached Duan Ming: "My dear, how did you get into trouble with such a heavy-handed ruthless person? Come on, come on, don't you have a Despair level thigh? Why don't you call her here? We are at the peak of Destruction level. A few of them together are not enough to fill the gaps between people’s teeth.”

Duan Ming shook his head and looked at the 6th floor of Building A not far away: "Isn't Xiang Xin himself bound now?"

His eyes slowly turned to the luminous ghost who was still sticking out his butt and vomiting, and said to himself: "Ren Wenwen, are you trying to protect him?"

Lu Shaocheng blinked: "What do you mean?"

Ignoring it, Duan Ming walked forward and stood opposite Shi Dian under the shocked gazes of everyone.

He smiled slightly: "Second master or third master?"

Shi Dian raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "You know quite a lot, I am the third child."

"He's the fourth child now."

"What?"

Snapped!

Hiss~

Everyone gasped in unison.

Did you read that right?

Duan Ming actually slapped a top destructor?

Shi Dian went even further, covering his left cheek with one hand, and the surprise in his eyes turned to shock.

what?

Labor and management were beaten?

Although he was defenseless just now, how dare this bastard?

Immediately, anger arose in his heart, and his whole face began to tremble.

This is a life-suffering experience.

Damn it, didn’t you say that the other party would be sympathetic to the madman? The slap just now was enough to be called bold, right? Isn't this crazy enough?

As expected, his personality is completely unpredictable.

The next second he retreated violently and waved his right hand.

"Xiaoyun, it's up to you!"

The headless explosive girl appears again.

Then he rushed to the side without even looking back.

"Hey! What are you hiding from! Come on!" Duan Ming said anxiously.

Xiaoyun: "Fuck you big-headed devil, I only have disaster level now!"

"Aren't you fucking capable of fighting against a Destruction Level?"

"Are you kidding? Do you think the Destruction Level is just something from a roadside stall? You can really beat the average Destruction Level. He is the pinnacle of the Destruction Level, and he is also the pinnacle of the Destruction Level according to the rules of power. How to defeat him? ?”

"Can't beat it?"

"Can't beat it."

"Oh, okay then." Duan Ming said a little disappointed, and gave Shi Dian a hateful look, "Damn, I wasted an opportunity to blackmail, I'll have to get some back from you soon."

While muttering, he reluctantly took out a small nose from the boundary stone space and threw it over.

"Hit him hard!!!"

Snapped!

Xiaoyun accurately took it on his nose, and the gadget suddenly turned into a blue-black smoke, lingering from his fingers to the empty space above his neck, condensing and forming under his right eye.

At this moment, the familiarity he felt before shocked Duan again. Now he had a nose, a right eye, a left ear, and almost half of his face. He always felt that he had seen this face somewhere.

But there was no room for him to think too much at the moment.

Xiaoyun chuckled: "Yes!"

There was a hint of cunning in the only eye.

"I'll wipe it! Are you lying to my nose?"

"you guess?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yun rushed toward Shi Dian with a cheerful pace.

Recovering the strength of the disaster level can deal with the destruction level. Now in the prompt message, Xiaoyun's strength has reached the destruction level. Isn't it easy to suppress a peak destruction level?

Shi Dian was not a fool. Although Qian Ying, who jumped over briskly, felt that he was at the peak level of destruction, his understanding of the rules was completely different.

Xiaoyun is the most powerful person who has fallen from being the second person in the world of treachery. Who understands the rules as deeply as she does?

Almost instantly, Shi Dian felt all the hairs on his body stand up, and every muscle in his body wanted to control his body to stay away, but couldn't do it at all.

Snapped!

With a light slap, Shi Dian flew out like a cannonball and hit the cement wall behind him, bringing up a burst of gravel and dust.

"It's done~"

Xiaoyun clapped his hands and returned.

Duan Ming: "What's done? Wasn't this just a slap?"

Xiaoyun: "Didn't you say you wanted to get it back from the other person? He can't move now. You don't have the ability to do it yourself?"

Duan Ming: "(╬◣д◢)"

The back molars are all broken.

For a boss who is at the peak of destruction level, even if the opponent stands and lets you hit him, he may not be able to break through his defense even if he uses all his ultimate moves, right?

But this disobedient subordinate has made it clear that he doesn't want to take action anymore. His ears have been deceived. How can he still have the means to order her?

Duan Ming gritted his teeth and waved his hand: "Brothers, give me a bite! If you bite, give me a piece of meat!"

Lu Shaocheng curled his lips: "You're going to go, destroyer level brother, do you think Tang Monk's meat? Anyone dares to take a bite?"

Duan Ming: "That's not necessarily true. The structure of ghosts is different from ours. Their whole bodies are full of ghost energy."

Xiao Heizi's eyes lit up, and he rushed over to bear the brunt of it. He couldn't distinguish the part in the smoke, so he immediately took a bite.

"Bah, bah, bah! Why is it embedded in the wall upside down? How long has it been since this old bastard took a shower? It smells like urine."

When the smoke and dust dispersed, Lu Shaocheng was firmly holding the opponent's legs, his head turned away from Shi Dian's crotch, and he stuck out his tongue.

Shi Dian was hanging upside down and unable to move, his eyes were bloodshot, and there were even two drops of clear tears slowly flowing down.

It really can't break the defense.

But it still hurts! ! !

With Lu Shaocheng leading the way, the remaining people surrounded him with excitement and started punching and kicking him.

Although he had beaten many ghosts before, this was the first time in his life that he had beaten a peak level destructor.

Anyway, after tonight, I will escape from the mysterious world, so I’m afraid of eggs!

Among them, the little fat guy Xu Xian was the most excited. He even took out the Shitu browser and set it up. He said a record-breaking opening speech, took the thick wooden stick on the side and greeted him, targeting the crotch, which was the most convenient place.

Shi Dian burst into tears.

Duan Ming originally wanted to join in the fun, but he was quickly squeezed out of the circle by a group of idiot fans. After forcing his way in and punching him a few times, he had to give up unwillingly.

He has more important things to do.

Xie Jingsen, the glowing ghost, was stunned from the moment Shi Dian was knocked away. He wanted to escape, but his legs were paralyzed on the ground as if their bones had been pulled away.

Seeing Dragon King Duan Ming approaching slowly with a smile, he slapped his thigh hard and greeted him with a sly smile.

"Ha, ha, ha, good evening, brother."

"I'm not good, I'm missing a nose."

Xie Jingsen(;`) took a closer look.

Where is the missing nose? Isn’t this good for growing up?

But he still smiled apologetically and said: "Ha, um, brother, you want your nose? I'll cut it off for you right now."

As he said this, he took out a knife from nowhere and slashed his face.

"Who the hell wants your nose?"

Duan Ming kicked him to the ground.

Not to mention that a quarter of the energy in the glowing ghost's body was absorbed by Duan Ming and his strength was greatly reduced. Even the headless girl standing beside him made him unable to resist at all.

At this time, Ming leaned over his head and said sarcastically: "You wanted to kill me last time. Isn't it too much for me to absorb some of your energy? Don't worry, I'll leave some for you. You won't return to your original half-body appearance. ."

Xie Jingsen instantly felt a chill rush from his tailbone to his forehead.

It's a small thing if the energy is absorbed, but it's a big deal if the husband blames me.

He didn't know where the strength came from. He suddenly tried hard to escape with his legs, and in an instant he felt his hair being pulled tightly.

"Can you run?"

Duan Ming smiled evilly, and a big blood-red eye in the palm of his left hand opened wide.

And just when he was about to launch his ultimate state of mind.

"careful!"

Xiaoyun's exclamation suddenly rang in his ears, and at the same time he felt a strong push on his right shoulder.

boom!

Like Shi Dian before, Duan Ming was also pushed into the wall beside him, unable to pull it out.