Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

[Grey-haired old man ghost]

[Name: Chang Qingshan]

[Level: Fierce Ghost Level]

【Ghost energy: 99999】

[Friendliness: 10]

[Target information: The head of Fengwen Village is very helpful, respected by the villagers, and often lends a helping hand to humans. 】

[Hint: He loves to lend a helping hand to humans. 】

The prompt information was learned by Duan Ming when the old man Chang Qingshan first appeared.

Very weird.

I always like to help people.

This in itself is not a normal thing.

You like helping people, right?

OK.

Just tell me the truth.

The results obtained are also very gratifying.

The other party nodded sincerely.

"Yes, I will go crazy. To be precise, I should be awake. The time will be random and last for about three minutes."

Duan Ming continued to eat peanuts calmly: "Oh? But as far as I know so far, crazy people have no memory of the period when they were crazy, and even the villagers did not have the knowledge that each other would suddenly go crazy. I want to erase this The memory method should be for the entire village, so how can you know that you have been crazy?"

"Otherwise, how do you think I, a peak fierce ghost, became the village chief?" The village chief smiled slightly and said, "This is my special feature. It's not convenient to disclose the details, but since you can ask this , it means that you are already digging into the secrets of Fengwen Village, and you have even learned the nature of the village."

"Yes, Fengwen Village is indeed in an illusion, an illusion that has lasted for who knows how many years. Although everyone has had no worries about food and clothing for so many years, there will always be occasional opportunities to wake up. The higher the level of sobriety, , the feeling of powerlessness in our hearts becomes more and more intense, and we all know that no matter how hard we try, this place will always be our eternal cage."

Having said this, the village chief paused, as if hesitating, and finally spoke after a long time.

"If you can, if you also have a way to solve it, please. Please help Crazy Wen Village, please."

Duan Ming's mouth didn't stop, and he waved his hand casually: "Easy to say, easy to say, I will definitely help if I have the opportunity."

Wang Tao hurriedly pulled him over and said in a low voice: "What are you doing! You just agreed without knowing anything. Do you know what the consequences will be if you make a promise and fail to do so?"

Duan Ming replied nonchalantly: "Whatever, let's get down first and talk about it later. We should be able to get some clues."

Wang Tao couldn't tolerate him, so he immediately put aside his position: "It's up to you, you agree to it, don't take me with you, I won't accompany you to death."

"Don't you want the treasure of Crazy Wen Village?"

The small fists were clenched into two pink balls.

Damn it, he's so good at manipulating people.

After looking at each other with the wretched ghost, Wang Tao changed his face and faced him.

He patted his chest: "It's on us. Village chief, do you have any tips? We can't break this illusion just by wandering around the village, right?"

The village chief did not respond and walked toward the door with a heavy heart. In front of him was a peaceful scene in Fengwen Village.

Two words slowly popped out of his mouth.

On the other side, in Liu Mang's house, the sleeping Duan Ming body suddenly opened his eyes.

He stood up urgently and repeatedly patted Qiu Yu and He Nian's big faces.

"Wake up, wake up, let's get to work."

"Hmm~" He Nian sleepily took out his phone and checked the time, then lay back down, "What are you doing? Have you only slept for half an hour?"

Duan Ming jumped out of bed: "Hurry up, we have to rescue Wang Tao."

"Wang Tao? What do you care about me? He loves you to death, and he's not a good person."

Qiu Yu was much calmer. He sat up and asked, "Have you and Wang Tao taken action?"

There was a pause.

"You...you won't go to the village chief's house, will you?"

"Um."

"What!" He Nian made a big move and the whole bed was crushed. He rushed out from the dust, grabbed Duan Ming and checked back and forth, "You kid is too messy! Why are you acting alone? Something happened. what to do?"

Duan Ming twisted his body angrily: "Are you sick? Haven't I been sleeping with you?"

The big man moved for a moment and scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm sorry for falling asleep, hahaha, was it the mentally retarded clone you used? That's fine."

"Wang Tao has something going on."

"He has something to do. He has something to do. I have never forgotten that he once tried to trick you and kill you. I won't save him."

"That's true, but it's not the time yet for Chen Yongan to show his face."

Qiu Yu's eyes were sharp: "What did you find?"

"Talking as we walk."

Duan Ming took the lead and rushed out, followed closely by Qiu Yu. He Nian gritted his teeth and followed.

The three of them walked quickly upwards, with Duan Ming leading the way, and expertly weaving through the intricate paths.

"So what information was obtained? Is the village chief the mastermind behind this?" Qiu Yu asked.

Duan Ming shook his head: "It's not sure yet, at least his current strength doesn't match it, but he mentioned one thing."

"Remember the faceless boy we met when we first came in? The one who scared Wang Tao to the point of peeing."

"Is that the child named Xiao Xi?"

"Well, it was him. Although the time was very close, there was no doubt that Wang Tao's cry was before nightfall, which means that he met Xiao Xi during non-night hours."

He Nian was a little confused: "What do you mean? Are you saying that this faceless Xiao Xi was imprisoned in the illusion of this crazy literary village like us?"

"No, you have seen what happened later. The children and villagers in the village are very familiar with Xiao Xi. It is definitely not the first time that she has been imprisoned like us. Duan Ming means that Xiao Xi has the freedom to enter and leave the illusion. Ability." Qiu Yu frowned gradually.

"So you suspect that this illusion was created by Xiao Xi?"

Duan Ming: "It's possible. I thought of him after I learned the truth about their madness from Liu Mang. But when we first met, I saw that Xiao Xi's strength was only a meager evil spirit level. Compared to After all, the village chief on the top of the mountain is even more suspicious."

"Until he mentioned the name to me too."

"Isn't that a good thing? Then why don't we just go find that Xiao Xi?"

"It's not that simple. Who can guarantee that what the village chief said is the truth? Anyway, these have yet to be confirmed. Xiao Xi wants it, and so does the village chief. Chen Yong'an cannot show up until he is sure of the village chief's position."

"Hurry up, there's already a fight over there, TNND, Wang Tao, this disaster star, why do you always run into random crazy people every time you go to a villager's house, bushi!"

Both of them narrowed their eyes.

Why do you feel like you are the one who seduces the villagers to go crazy? At least so far, there are no empty bullets and you have gone crazy in one house or another.

At the same time, there is a small building on the second floor of the mountain.

Wang Tao almost cried.

They have already said that Duan Ming is a big disaster, why do I still not believe in Xie and want to act with him?

Damn me.

It's okay now.

The village chief went crazy again.

Just after reciting the word "Xiao Xi", the village chief just turned his back to the two of them and remained motionless. At that time, he thought that the other person was melancholy, and was about to step forward to comfort him with a few words of comfort, but for the wretched ghost who was alert and pulled him away. Back, that sudden punch with a sandbag was enough to blow his head off.

Damn it, my pants are soaked even before they are dry. Hey!

This village chief is too unreliable. I thought he could control himself a little bit during his madness when I saw him talking so arrogantly. Good guy, the madness in his eyes is several times worse than that of the female ghost before.

There is another one that is even more unreliable.

Holy shit! Weren't you the one who brought me here to look for treasure? Why do you keep hiding behind me like a retarded person once the fight started? You started to follow me, right?

The situation is getting worse.

The last time the wretched ghost absorbed the blue energy of the blind ghost, his strength increased greatly. At his peak, he could really compete with the crazy village chief, but his strength is a sinusoidal function. When he falls from the peak, he will be completely defeated by the opponent. Hit with pressure.

The wretched ghost was now covered in scars and was in such a miserable state that he could only struggle to hold on.

There are three minutes of crazy time. As long as you can survive it, you will win.

But only a minute has passed now.

Wang Tao felt that his future was dark.

At this moment, Duan Ming behind him suddenly regained his consciousness again.

Then, when the wretched ghost entered the peak point and started to be evenly matched, he used the increase in hand speed of level 9 to run down the mountain, his feet were smoking, and it took less than three seconds.

Wang Tao was stunned.

"It's your uncle's life! Fuck @%% # % # *!"

The next second.

(;`)

Duan Ming, you are my best brother!

In the sight, Duan Ming showed up again at the alley where the shameless figure disappeared, this time with He Nian and Qiu Yu.

If you shake people, it'll be fine.

"Qiu Yu!"

Following Duan Ming's loud roar, Qiu Yu immediately took action, placing a dark and resolute sniper on his shoulder and taking aim.

boom!

The stream of black gas bullets rushed towards the crazy figure in the field.

The village chief's crazy body did not even think about resisting, and allowed the bullet to enter his body, but it did not cause any wounds. Instead, a bright red ripple appeared at the place where the bullet was hit. His movements stopped in an instant, and a pair of crazy pupils stared at him. Qiu Yu.

"Death~"

A chilling growl came from his throat, and the village chief rushed over like crazy.

Wang Tao was so frightened that he took advantage of this opportunity and ran away with the wretched man without noticing that Duan Ming took out a toilet seat.

Wait until it enters the valid range.

Bo~

A familiar voice.

It is also a reassuring sound.

Even if he enters a state of madness, the village chief is only at the level of evil, possessing the magic weapon of toilet sucking and life-saving gauze.

He shook the village chief and walked back calmly.

"It's done, luckily I made it in time."

"Play with me for a while. Play with me for a while."

He Nian took it with great interest and once again threw the village chief into various shapes, as happy as a child weighing more than 200 pounds.

Qiu Yu confirmed the remaining two taunting bullets in the gun chamber, put away the sniper, and then said seriously: "What to do next?"

Duan Ming took the toilet seat from He Nian's hand leisurely and contentedly.

Smile slightly.

"run!"

The next second, the shameless figure was the first to rush out the door.

What year is almost the same time.

After being together for so many years, he knew what kind of fart he would hear when Duan Ming stuck his butt out.

Qiu Yu only stayed there for a moment, and the two of them had already disappeared at the entrance of the trail going down.

Soon there was only a limp body lying in the village chief's home. Not long after, the toilet without the support of ghost energy fell from his face with a popping sound. The village chief jumped up and looked around with crazy eyes. There was no sign of anyone alive, so he simply started destroying the furnishings in his home.

What he didn't notice at all was that the toilet seat that had fallen to the ground was caught by a hook and slowly and quietly moved toward the door.

Taking back the toilet seat, Duan Ming walked down the mountain leisurely.

He Nian has no brain, he is leisurely and leisurely.

Qiu Yu is used to it and takes it easy.

Most people really can't get used to this kind of unexpected behavior.

Returning to Liu Mang's home again, there was a faint aroma wafting out of the kitchen.

He Nian stretched out his nostrils: "It smells so good, it's definitely a good product."

At this time, Xiao Liu's busy figure walked out of the kitchen and was stunned when he saw the three of them.

"Yeah? Aren't you sleeping? Why are you back from outside?"

Duan Ming: "Oh, I couldn't sleep just now, so I went out for a walk."

"Yes, yes. Sometimes I really can't sleep early in the morning. Then you can rest for a while. I'll call you when lunch is ready."

He Nian's eyes turned red, and Duan Ming pinched his nose and squeezed it back just as he was about to let it out.

"Liu Mang, let me ask you a question. Are you familiar with Xiao Xi from the village?" he asked.

"That child Xiao Xi, you know, is a pitiful doll. He has no memory and is ostracized and ridiculed by children of the same age because of his image. Those parents are really too indulgent. I even tried to persuade them, but later they couldn't do anything. No more going on.”

Qiu Yu: "Didn't you say that the village chief will help the villagers? Is it possible that he will not be able to suppress them if he comes forward?"

"Xiao Xi will not go to the village chief."

"Why?"

"Not sure."

"All right."

"You have a good relationship with Xiao Xi?" Shi Shiming suddenly said at this time, pointing to a photo hanging on the wall, which showed Liu Mang and the faceless Xiao Xi.

"Oh, um, it's not bad. Xiao Xi occasionally comes to my house to play. He's still a child. His peers don't want to see him. I usually prepare some small toys to accompany him."

"Then do you know where to find him?"

"I don't know, this kid is elusive. He was the only one looking for me, but I couldn't find him. One time he just ran past my door. I chased him and disappeared. I searched the whole village and couldn't find him. It was really a ghost. "

The three of them had stern expressions at the same time.

Most likely he ran out of the illusion.

There is indeed something wrong with Xiao Xi.

Since they couldn't actively find each other's traces, they could only put it aside for the time being. The three of them returned to the attic to have a good sleep, and then enjoyed the sumptuous lunch prepared by Liu Mang.

Mission progress: 1/10.

This mission should be based on one villager household, so it was settled as a villager's reception after Duan Ming left Liu Mang's house.

As for that time with Wang Tao, the hostess would have been crazy if she didn't start entertaining her at all. But even if Wang Tao was asked to go back and finish the unfinished task now, he would not agree.

He couldn't do it either.

And Liu Mang's home will naturally not just become one of everyone's mission progress. How could such a gentle and considerate ghost only let him become a walk-on?

The most important thing is that the key figure Xiao Xi may appear at their home.

So in the next time, the three of them found villagers near Liu Mang's house and started to check the progress of the mission.

It was not until eleven o'clock at night that we had to stop.

I really can’t eat anymore.

In one afternoon and evening, the three of them ate four or five meals, and their bellies swelled as if they were pregnant.

What year is the most awesome? Six months.

As expected of taking the physical route, the belly is very stretchable.

Of course, it's not all smooth sailing. So far, Qiu Yu has eaten three families and made one crazy. He Nian has eaten five families and made one crazy. He is the last one to die.

He fought with a big belly and was overcome with emotion, but his throat muscles, which were also strengthened, were stuck and he couldn't vomit at all. Fortunately, several people had already made plans, and the villagers they chose were not far away from each other. Duan Ming and Qiu Yu He came to help immediately, which saved the pregnant woman from being dragged into the back room by the hostess.

As for Duan Ming.

Four.

Totally crazy.