Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

I didn’t have time to look at it before. Isn’t the mission of this copy in Lingcheng? Duan Ming went back as soon as he returned.

It's a pity that He Yuwei can't take this "key" with him.

The spirit-binding ghost skill can only be effective on people whose level does not exceed their own strength. Sister Cow is already at the evil level.

It seems that the only thing I can do now is go back and investigate.

At this time, Xiang Xin suddenly said: "Let Yuwei and I come to the Northern Territory together."

Duan Ming was stunned for a moment, then thought of Xiang Xin's obsession and nodded.

"Okay, that's settled then. I'll go over to explore the situation first. Don't worry, I won't mess around."

The second half of the sentence was addressed to He Yuwei, who pursed her lips and said, "Be careful."

"Um."

"But before that, there's one more thing to do."

"I'm going out, don't wait for me, I'll go back directly then."

As he spoke, the figure hurried towards the door, but as soon as he touched the door handle, a huge force pushed him from the outside.

"Hmm~"

The next second, Duan Ming squatted down holding his nose, tears welling up in his eyes.

Qian Goucheng kept opening the door blankly, carrying a body with a mentally retarded expression on his shoulders.

Looking at the face of the second body, the nose is also red.

I didn't expect it, it hit the ground.

Qian Gou Sheng suddenly realized something in his heart.

Oh~ It seems that both are real, even the physical reactions are exactly the same.

After a long time, the pain in his nose subsided slightly. Duan Ming stood up with wet eyes and cursed: "You come in and don't know how to knock on the door!"

Qian Goucheng pointed to the door aggrievedly: "The door is not closed."

"What the hell are you doing? Did you just beat my clone?"

"No, no, no! It was He Wei who did it. I just said why he insisted on fighting me again just now. This kid is so cruel. He asked me to pull out the entire penis instead of bringing it up myself."

Qian Gou Sheng raised his hands repeatedly and explained hurriedly.

The consequences are.

Pa da~

The second body fell heavily to the ground.

Duan Ming: "."

Qian Gou Sheng: "."

Duan Ming: "."

Qian Gou Sheng: "."

The two of them looked at each other in silence for a few seconds.

In a flash, Qian Gou Sheng turned around and ran away with a horrified expression, instantly diving into the wall behind him.

Duan Ming held a kitchen knife and immediately chased him with red eyes, leaving a message in the house.

"Protect my clone, I will come back."

"Don't run! Ganlinliang!!!"

Several people in 604 were still in embarrassment. Only Zhou Mengyue and others looked at the mentally retarded Duan Ming on the ground and glanced at each other with a hint of slyness on their lips.

After taking care of Qian Gou Sheng, he also pulled He Wei out of the room and tidied him up. The haze that had been shrouding Duan Ming's heart faded slightly.

No wonder some people will box to vent their frustrations, and it does have some effect.

He walked out of Building A with ease and walked towards the property's small building with a clear purpose.

"Hey, Duan Ming, here we come." Qin Wei happened to go out and said hello.

"Ah, why, your face is so red, you're about to give birth?"

"Screw you, I haven't hired a good employee."

"Lu Xuanyuan?"

"Isn't that him? Speaking of which, he is a poor kid. He had a difficult life and was kidnapped from the Northern Territory after his death. Now he is scrambling to do any job. Sometimes I feel bad about it."

Duan Ming: "That's easy to handle, just leave him to me and I'll take him back to the Northern Territory."

Qin Wei: "???"

"Are you kidding me? Are you planning something wrong again?"

"Who are you kidding me? You've been in the Secret World for so long and you've even forgotten the hidden rules? I mean it literally."

Seeing Duan Ming rush into the room after saying that, Qin Wei finally felt something was wrong: "Hey! Don't mess around! I finally found such a good employee!"

After all, bitter words can't withstand strong fists. Nowadays, even in a normal state, he can beat Qin Wei. What's even more annoying is that Lu Xuanyuan himself wants to go back to the Northern Territory. There are still some old friends there who left unexpectedly. Always go back and say goodbye properly.

Duan Ming used the spirit arresting ghost skill to put Lu Xuanyuan into a comb he had at hand, and when he came to the gate of the community, Qin Wei still followed reluctantly.

"Duan Ming, you promised to bring him back."

"Oh, don't worry, don't worry, I just asked him to lead the way. Besides, doesn't he also want to take root in the coffin community? He is essentially my person, how can I let him go."

"Hey, a taxi is coming. You can go back."

"oh."

The taxi approached from far away. Before the car stopped, a familiar voice came over.

"Eh? Boss!"

Duan Ming turned around.

"Niu Gang? What a coincidence?"

The driver who came was the driver Guiling Niugang who had been subdued earlier.

Seeing an acquaintance, Duan Ming was no longer polite. The car hadn't stopped yet. He made a quick jump and wanted to jump in directly from the window.

Old rules.

The butt is stuck.

After struggling to get into the car and sit down, he didn't feel ashamed. He waved to Qin Wei outside the window, and while adjusting his pants, he greeted: "Long time no see, how are you doing?"

"Hey, it's not the same as before, the driver serves the ghosts! Hehe!"

"But speaking of it, there are some differences. After you left, boss, I don't know who spread the news to Gentleman Yue that I have a good relationship with you. During this time, he came to the company to talk to me alone. Before, I I used my uncle's name to fake his authority, and now he is a person who is really looked upon highly by the leaders, and this is all because of you, boss."

"Boss, where are you going? I'll waive the order for you today. I'll pay for it personally!"

Duan Ming slapped the back of Niu Gang's head angrily: "Who are you looking down on? Is your boss the one who can't even pay the taxi fare?"

Niu Gang touched his head aggrievedly: "How can I? How dare I look down on the boss? But there is one thing you may not know, boss. Gentleman Yue wants to make big moves in Mingcheng in the near future. He doesn't have enough funds on hand. Mingcheng It’s so big, you can walk from the east to the west of the city in less than an hour, and the people who really take taxis often are ghosts with some spare money, so the starting price of taxis has increased, and now it’s the same price as during the night.”

Night. Starting price for night!

Duan Ming was shocked.

He also worked as a taxi driver in Mingcheng, and he was very aware of the price of killing a pig at night.

What a great example of robbing the rich and giving to the poor.

The next moment, his expression changed, and he stroked the back of Niu Gang's head distressedly: "Did I use too much force just now? Didn't I hurt you?"

"Since you insist on inviting me to ride in the car, it's hard for me as the boss to refuse, so I'll just do as you say."

Niu Gang: "."

Then he nodded: "Okay, okay, where are you going, boss?"

This time, Duan's life was questioned.

He thought for a while: "Do you know where the top people in Mingcheng hang out? Any one will do."

Niu Gang: "How could I know this? They are all big shots, but Gentleman Yue just went to the company before I got out of the car. It didn't take long. Maybe he is still there."

"Okay, let's go to the company."

"Okay! Boss, sit tight!"

Niu Gang's "sit tight" is completely different from what Duan Ming meant. It's really fast and steady.

The journey that originally only took more than ten minutes was dragged to half an hour.

The main reason was that not long after he started, Duan Ming's hands were itchy again and he had to relive the feeling of being a driver, so he drove Niu Gang from the driving seat to the back seat.

When I arrived at the taxi company and got off the bus, it had only been a few days for Duan Ming, but it already felt like I hadn't seen him for a long time.

Niu Gang did not choose to leave, and walked in with Duan Ming. Along the way, there were strange people who had met each other once, and they all showed friendly expressions and nodded to say hello. Duan Ming responded one by one. After a while, the two came to Yue In front of the Office of Justice.

Indeed, as Niu Gang had guessed, Yue Zhengyi hadn't left yet. The latter was sitting at his desk, writing something under his desk. When he heard the movement at the door, he raised his head and happened to look at Duan Ming.

A trace of unknown meaning flashed from his eyes. He quietly covered the documents in front of the case and hid them. He immediately stood up and greeted Kenpachi Zaraki with a smile beside him.

"It's rare to see a visitor, Mr. Master, please take a seat quickly!"

"Oh, you still know that I am the boss? This city of fate belongs to me, why do you want a guest?"

"I'm looking for Shi Dian. You go and call him over."

As he spoke, Duan Ming casually sat on the largest boss chair with his legs on the desk. With his unceremonious energy, he seemed to regard this place as his home.

Yue Zhengyi winked at Zaraki Kenpachi, who immediately understood, took out Ailong's mobile phone and went out, taking Niu Gang away by the way.

Soon there were only two people left in the office, and an awkward atmosphere gradually filled the air.

After thinking about it, Yue Zhengyi was about to speak, but was blocked by Duan Ming.

"No need to hide it, I know you are dissatisfied with your husband handing over the city to me, but it doesn't matter. To be honest, I am not good at managing a city. Don't you enjoy the joy of being in control? ? I will leave the management of Ming City to you and I will not interfere at all."

"But there is one thing. No matter how amazing you develop this city, you must always remember one thing. You are under me. Whatever I want to do, you can only follow my instructions to the letter. I think this This is also your husband’s purpose.”

"It is also my right as the head of Ming City."

"Any comments?"

Yue Zhengyi never thought that the hairless boy in front of him would feel so oppressive to him.

But my heart is happy.

As a complete hypocrite, what he enjoys most is the vanity in the spotlight. It would be more uncomfortable to drive him off the altar than to kill him, so he took advantage of Duan Ming's absence in Mingcheng to do it secretly. Take some actions to satisfy your vanity.

Now that the big boss in front of him voluntarily succumbed to the background, he wanted nothing more.

Even a feeling of gratitude arose in my heart.

[Yue Zhengyi Friendliness: +80]

[Yue Zhengyi’s friendship level is full] (Good guy~)

[Reward: 1, ghost energy +200]

[2, ghost coins + 500 million]

【3. The key to a fast tractor】

[Fast-running tractor key (functional item): The tractor key used by Yue Zhengyi when he started out. It can not only be used to hit people, but also can summon a tractor after inputting ghost energy, making it run fast. 】

Well.

Duan Ming's body tensed up.

It was a pure surprise.

He had no intention of managing Ming City, so leaving it to the old city lord Yue Zhengyi was his original plan.

But he only knew that Yue Zhengyi had an extremely strong desire for vanity, but he didn't expect that he would reach such an obsession. Originally, he just wanted to gain some friendliness by delegating power, and then slowly polished it up later. Unexpectedly, he became famous and admired. ?

but

TNND!

What the hell has come out to labor and management again! ! !

tractor? ! ! !

Be sick!

Duan Ming had blue veins on his forehead. He resisted the urge to take out the Z-shaped steel and step on it, and began to breathe heavily.

At this time, the friendly Yue Zhengyi stood aside and began to wonder what to say.

It took a long time for Duan Ming to recover, and he pinched the root of his nose for a long time.

"Oh, by the way, has the information about Uncle Chen that you were asked to investigate earlier found out?"

"There are some, but I don't know much." Yue Zhengyi replied, "That person went north after leaving Mingcheng. Yan Yang is following up on this matter. He knows more details and needs me Call him over?"

"No need for the moment." Duan Ming waved his hand and began to fall into deep thought.

Yue Zhengyi dared not speak again.

The atmosphere became awkward again.

Fortunately, it was quickly broken by a roar at the door.

"Yue Zhengyi, why are you in such a hurry to find me? If you have something to say, please tell me quickly. I have to go to English class in a hurry."

From the tone of his voice, it seemed that Shi Dian didn't have much respect for Yue Zhengyi.

Is it any wonder that a peak level destructor is submissive to an evil level?

Want to eat shit.

It’s just the master’s task.

After finding his savior, Yue Zhengyi immediately went to meet him: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for a life."

As soon as Shi Dian stepped into the house, his originally unhappy expression suddenly disappeared after seeing Duan Ming. He walked up to Duan Ming seriously and lowered his head solemnly: "Master."

Yue Zhengyi's eyes almost popped out at this time.

When had he ever seen Shi Dian act like this? He never lowered his head even when facing Feng Ya, the previous second master, let alone himself, the nominal master.

My mind was full of doubts.

Then he was kicked out of the office by Duan Ming.

inside the house.

Duan Ming looked at the sloppy man in front of him and smiled.

"I'm not lying to you. I said I can solve the problem in Crazy Wen Village. I can definitely solve it. Don't worry, everything in the village is fine now. If you have time, go back and take a look."

Shi Dian lowered his head seriously again: "Thank you, Master."

Duan Ming: "Huh? You don't seem surprised at all? Oh, I almost forgot, your husband is a fortune teller, did he tell you?"

Shi Dian remained silent.

"Okay, okay, there's no need. Remember what I said. If you have time, go back and take a look."

Shi Dian: "Yeah."

"I say it again, when you have time, go back! Go! Look! Look!"

Word by word, Shi Dian was alerted. He slowly raised his head and faced Shang Duan Ming's extremely serious face.

"What?" He was confused.

Duan Ming said leisurely: "You also came from Fengwen Village. Since that person has two postures as a child and an adult, you should be different from the local species of ghosts who died and fell into the strange world, right?"

"You will grow up."

"I don't know if you still have memories of the village when you went to Fengwen Village, but the village now needs development, supplies, a future, and oh, it also needs a big toilet."

"I want you to send these things over."

"I go?"

"Yes, you go in person."

"Why? With just one order, you can make the entire city of Ming available to you. Why do you need me?" Shi Dian asked doubtfully.

Duan Ming: "I think you heard it from your husband's mouth. He has some plans for me. This can be seen from the fact that this whole city of fate is in my hands. If you don't want Fangwen Village to be involved, then follow the instructions Do what I say, at least I won't destroy unused chess pieces like he did, you saw the fate of the luminous ghost Xie Jingsen that day."

Shi Dian was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes gradually became horrified: "You want Crazy Wen Village?"

"yes."

"Impossible! The village finally escaped from the sea of ​​misery, I agree!"

"You have to agree. I am bound to win Fengwen Village. Either I make a big fuss and spread the matter to the whole city and spread it to my husband's ears, or you do it secretly. One thing I can guarantee is that I will not treat the villagers as if I can." I also promised the village chief that I would not use the chess pieces that were discarded at will unless necessary."

"It's your choice."

Shi Dian never thought that he would have to face this kind of choice, and he never expected that the big boss would have such a cold side.

He had to choose one.

a long time.

"I go."

Just two words seemed to take away all his strength.

Duan Ming smiled slightly, the coldness on his face completely disappeared, and he returned to his enthusiastic expression.

"Yes, don't worry, I will also ask the villagers for their opinions on this matter. If they are unwilling, I will not force them. The supplies will be given to them."

Shi Dian's eyes widened: "Are you tricking me?!"

"What do you mean by lying? You are so polite, what are you thinking? It's just a simple lie." Duan Ming muttered.

"Are you satisfied with this result?"

Since he still has to listen to the opinions of the villagers, what kind of temper can Shi Dian have? If everyone chooses to follow Duan Ming, his words, as a exile who they have little memory of, will have no effect at all.

He nodded, but then shook his head momentarily.

"No, it can't be done. Sir knows everything. No matter how secretive I do, he can still know."

Duan Ming: "You don't need to worry anymore. Otherwise, why do you think I can stand here and talk to you as a big boss?"

"It's true that he can see other people's fate lines, but although he doesn't know why, he can't see mine, otherwise he wouldn't be able to take advantage of me. On the other hand, naturally he can't see it through the people around me. Presuming my actions, that is to say, when you are with me, you are also in a shielded state."

"But one thing is that this kind of deception must have a time limit, so you have to hurry up and get your things ready while you are being shielded. Since he lured me to Beiyu Lingcheng, I will take the opportunity to borrow you. You Set off with my people, take my clone with me, stop by Fengwen Village on the way, put down your things and leave, we will meet up in Lingcheng then."

"OK."

Shi Dian nodded, his eyes becoming firmer.

When he raised his eyes again, Duan Ming in front of him disappeared with a whoosh.