Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Fuck the duck!!! For the Salted Fish Gang!"

"Charge the duck!!!"

Jingle bells~

In a dark narrow alley, two groups of people collided and started fighting with steel pipe machetes.

Duan Ming stood out in the queue, his eyes fierce as he rushed to the front.

The slogan just shouted was what he shouted.

But when the two sides were completely confused, this guy snuck Zhang Xingxing out of the crowd and hid in the gap on the side.

Zhang Xingxing was stabbed in the chaos, and a long strip of flesh and blood was turned out on his chest. Thick black air continued to surge up and began to nourish him. His face gradually turned pale and he was breathing heavily.

Duan Ming glanced at it with some displeasure.

"Damn! Why do you have so much trouble as a little brother? I just want to eat noodles and I have to call people over to fight. Aren't all the gangs in Lingcheng like you? Why are you still fighting for territory like outside? ?”

"Like two branches? When did the Lingcheng gang have one heart?" Zhang Xingxing asked doubtfully.

"Well"

Duan Ming chose to shut up.

The former Lingcheng boss's method of balancing the entire Lingcheng could not be known by someone like Zhang Xingxing, who was at the lowest level. In his eyes, gangs were just killing each other, fighting, and grabbing territory.

To explain further is like playing the harp to an ox, so just settle down and watch the show.

It's really pretty.

The group fights between ghosts and spirits are very different from reality.

In reality, if you really get stabbed, you will probably lie on the ground crying for father and mother. You see, the person's hands and feet were cut off, and he didn't forget to poke the person's butt hole with the thumb of his only foot.

The scene was particularly passionate.

It didn't take long for Zhang Xingxing to recover from his injuries, so they sat down to watch the show together. Duan Ming took out the bunch of grapes Lu Shaocheng had given him earlier from the boundary stone space and shared them together.

The atmosphere seemed to be getting more comfortable.

Slowly, the sounds of fighting and howling in the field began to weaken. Duan Ming saw the opportunity and touched in. He found a ghost whose eyes were poked out and was lying on the ground wailing. He took out a cup and started to collect the blood.

"What are you doing!" Although the ghost couldn't see it, he could feel the contact with his body and immediately shrank in alarm.

"Stop talking nonsense and just take some blood. Aren't you just pretending? Be quiet!"

"Who said I was. Well!"

The quibble in the second half of the sentence is directly quiet.

A toilet seat stood up in his face.

After receiving a full cup, Duan Ming continued to sneak back into the gap and handed it to Zhang Xingxing.

"Quick, put some on your body. The worse it is, the better."

"Oh okay okay."

The two started taking action immediately, and soon they became two bloody men.

The weapon fight was gradually coming to an end. Taking advantage of a gap, Duan Ming returned to the battlefield with Zhang Xingxing, and chopped down the last opponent along the way.

It's like the return of the God of War.

Looking up, everyone was disappointed, but everyone had excitement in their eyes, especially the one who poked someone in the butt with his toe. When Duan Ming looked over, he gave an admiring look in return. .

Is this a battle between ghosts and spirits?

It’s so fun~

At this time, the previous organizer, the leader of this group of outermost gangsters, spoke.

"Well done! This time the Zhatian Gang should not dare to pursue the idea of ​​​​this lovers' street in a short time. Thank you for your hard work!"

"It's not hard work!!! For the Salted Fish Gang! It's worth dying for!"

Duan Ming was as shameless as ever and shouted loudest.

The other party noticed him on the spot with a rather appreciative look.

He came over, patted her affectionately, and said loudly to everyone: "This time this time."

"There's no money left, boss."

"Brother Qian Gou Sheng performed the best this time. He was the first one to rush forward, and ended up losing the most powerful Sang Biao. Everyone should learn from him. If you have the courage, why worry about leaving? To my status as a quasi-official member?”

"Yes! Boss!"

Then he looked at Zhang Xingxing, who looked excited: "You also performed well. He is yours. You know the rules of the Xianyu Gang. He has just joined the gang and there is no way to promote him, so you can help him temporarily." Take this credit, and from today on, you will be the third child in our little family."

"Do you have any comments?"

"There is no boss! Hello third brother!"

Zhang Xingxing was flattered and startled by the chorus, and then the expression on his face became even worse, and he nodded and waved his hands pretending to be profound.

This was the end of a daily brawl.

Duan Ming didn't care about this. His only target was Bai Jinhan, but Zhang Xingxing was different.

He was overjoyed.

I was giggling the whole way back.

Duan Ming finally couldn't help but said: "Look at your potential, how can you be so successful as a team leader? And you are the third in command of the team."

"Hey, Brother Qian, you don't understand. I have been a member of the Xianyu Clan for a long time, and I have always been the most peripheral member. Who would have thought that I participated in an operation with you today and was promoted without even getting hurt. How could I be unhappy? Well."

Brother Zhang Xingxing shouted this sincerely, and he really regarded Duan Ming as his lucky star.

Duan Ming rolled his eyes: "Chuxi, if you want, how about I make you the leader of the Ling Gang for the entire Ling City?"

"Ha, okay, okay, okay, if you really let me be the leader of the Ling Gang, I, Zhang Xingxing, can train the Ling Gang into your exclusive army, hahaha." Zhang Xingxing laughed and joked back.

Duan Ming shook his head and didn't take it seriously.

Bai Jinhan's "palace" began to appear in his sight.

It should be considered ninety o'clock at night in the mysterious world. Different from the real world, everyone knows the horror of the strange world at night. Naturally, these places will not open after midnight, so this point is equivalent to the last time in Lingcheng. It’s a lively time.

There are more and more ghost sisters coming and going on the street, and their clothes are becoming more and more unrestrained.

Zhang Xingxing's eyes straightened again.

Duan Ming's cell phone is about to run out of battery.

Saving the last bit of power, he turned off the phone and put it away, then forcibly twisted Captain Xing's head and walked towards Bai Jinhan.

As we get closer, this magnificent building from a distance becomes even more majestic.

In the strange world, Duan Ming had never had the opportunity to enter or leave such a high-end place.

Emmmm, it doesn’t happen in reality either.

He is only eighteen years old.

Especially knowing that this is a club that combines all kinds of happiness, I can't help but be a little excited and my heart trembles.

Zhang Xingxing is even more hopeless.

I peed four or five times before I even got in.

Even the concierge lady at the door couldn't help but feel a bit of contempt. When the two finally officially stepped through the door, what they received was not a warm welcome from them, but a blank stare.

Fortunately, the lobby manager has some professional qualities and greets me with a smile.

"Excuse me, are you two here for meals, accommodation, or other entertainment activities? We at Bai Jinhan have everything. I guarantee that you are satisfied."

She is a woman, wearing OL's attire, extremely capable.

Duan Ming glanced down and shook his head in disappointment.

Not wearing high-quality silk, no soul.

He missed Jiang Xiaoxiao a little.

If Jiang Xiaoxiao were dressed like this, he would definitely be a hundred times more attractive than the other party.

Zhang Xingxing shyly hid behind Duan Ming, not daring to look at anyone.

Duan Ming patted his back to comfort him and said with a normal expression: "Excuse me, can I find someone?"

"Okay, tell me which box he is in, and I will take you there."

"I don't know where they are now, I just know they are in Bai Jinhan."

"Is that so? That would be a bit difficult. If we can't get in touch with the other party, we won't be able to help find someone. You know the reason."

Duan Ming nodded to express understanding.

If an enemy comes to you and still helps, wouldn't you be destroying your own brand?

But their attitude is pretty good and not too tough.

"How about this? I'll provide you with some information about their characteristics. If you know where they are? Please tell them that Duan Qian Goucheng is waiting for them at the door."

"This is okay, if I've ever seen one."

"Okay, there are three of them in total. They probably came to Bai Jinhan not long ago. Their characteristics... emmmmm, they don't have any obvious characteristics. Anyway, there is one who is quite tall and strong, and that's about it."

The lobby manager raised his eyes and thought for a moment before replying: "Sorry, I don't have much impression. I'm not on duty in the afternoon. I'll go and inquire for you."

"Trouble." Duan Ming smiled and nodded.

With the sound of high heels clicking on the ground, the manager twisted his waist and headed to the office.

When she completely disappeared from sight, the smile on Duan Ming's face turned cold in vain, and he turned around and left without hesitation.

"Go! Get out of here."

Zhang Xingxing: "Why? Aren't you waiting for her? I feel like she is my true destiny. I have found love."

"Ainima is so big. If you really get entangled with her, your bones will be swallowed."

There are some things that are not suitable to be discussed in detail with him.

Just when he finished describing the characteristics of the three people, a trace of subtle shock flashed in the lobby manager's eyes, but was immediately concealed.

This had to make Duan Ming vigilant.

It was not a normal thing for He Nian and the other three to enter the Xianyu Gang so smoothly and to be treated as honored guests.

When Duan Ming described the characteristics of the three people just now, he deliberately concealed the most obvious key information that the three of them were human beings. The characteristics that could have been described more clearly were also greatly blurred, so they could be accurately positioned by the other party. , undoubtedly indicating that someone above had asked her to look for the He Nian trio.

This meant that he was also being targeted.

Lingcheng? In this place that I have never set foot in before, who would keep an eye on me? When did you know them at the same time?

unknown.

But no matter it is good or bad, Duan Ming will always prepare for the worst.

It is not appropriate to show up again at this time.

Fortunately, there is still money left, and this face acts as a protective umbrella.

But this plastic surgery mask also has drawbacks.

The ghost energy cannot be restored naturally after wearing it.

Even though his current ghost energy is close to 100,000, he still can't bear to wear it for a long time without taking it off. He also has to reserve ghost energy to deal with emergencies. Therefore, whenever he has time, Duan Ming will leave Zhang Xingxing and breathe a sigh of relief. .

And this way is to go to the toilet.

Next to a public toilet on the roadside, Zhang Xingxing met Duan Ming who was lame and walked out. He couldn't help complaining: "Brother, you said you poop frequently, forget it, it's been so long, this is another one." Hours have passed, you must have died because someone damaged your excretory system, right?"

Duan Ming frowned coldly: "Fart! What do you know? Isn't it a man's nature to poop? Before going out, go shopping with others, and after returning home, which man doesn't go to the toilet four or five times?"

Zhang Xingxing was confused: "Why don't I think so?"

"You've never been in love, have you? Hey, ah, help me, my legs are numb, like needles."

"Oh oh oh, it's coming, it's coming." Zhang Xingxing hurriedly stepped forward to support him, "Where are you going next, brother?"

Duan Ming raised his face and looked towards the past as if he were a fool.

"You ask me? Why don't you look at how long I've been holding it? It's almost nighttime, boss! Of course I have to go home and sleep! Hiss~ ah~ I'm numb again~"

"You also know that you have been pulling for an hour." Zhang Xingxing muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?"

"No! It's nothing. Boss, where do you live? Can I send you back first?"

This time Duan Ming was stunned.

Yes, where does he live?

His dormitory is in the police station!

Damn it, this is trouble.

"Um, Boss Xingxing, do you know where I can live? I don't want Bai Jinhan, it's cheaper."

Zhang Xingxing was stunned: "Huh? Isn't it right? Brother Qian, are you so capable and have no place to live? Otherwise?"

Duan Ming: "Okay."

Zhang Xingxing: "I haven't said anything yet."

"I understand, I understand. You must have said that you can just go to my house for one night. I agreed, let's go."

Zhang Xingxing moved his lips and said nothing.

He really wanted to say that, but he was just being polite.

So Erpilian Duan Ming followed Captain Xing to his residence.

One is in an area that can be considered a slum.

Looking around, the continuous shanty houses are really different from the nightclub street just now, but the lights on every house and the endless noise undoubtedly prove the prosperity of the fireworks here.

The complexity of the shanty town trails is no less chaotic than that of Fengwen Village. Not only are they twisted and twisted, but what is even more amazing is that after walking through an outer road, they turned a corner and turned into the corridor of someone else's house.

Almost all of them were acquaintances along the way, and they arrived at their destination amidst the greetings.

It is also a shanty house. When you open the old wooden door, you will see that the inside is small and dark. It should have been a single room originally. It was divided into two halves with a strong wooden board. The outside half is narrower, except for a bed, which is also a strip. Paths for people to walk on.

"Xiaojiu, I'm back."

squeak~

A door opened on the partition, revealing a youthful and lively face, wearing only cheap-looking ordinary clothes, which still could not hide her beautiful temperament.

"Brother, you are back, this is"

She looked at Duan Ming doubtfully.

"Oh, this is my brother's new subordinate, isn't it awesome?"

"Awesome, you big-headed ghost. You told me not to do such dangerous things." The girl wrinkled her nose and said with a look of disgust. She also looked at Duan Ming with alert eyes.

Zhang Xingxing didn't take it seriously at all. He handed over the thing in his hand and pushed the girl's head angrily.

"Stop talking nonsense, take these fruits and go to Aunt Xi's house next door to deal with it tonight. Go, go, go."

At this point, it was self-evident that her brother was bringing a stranger home. The girl went back to the house to tidy up, grabbed the fruit from Zhang Xingxing's hand, and made a face at Duan Ming before leaving. .

Zhang Xingxing smiled awkwardly: "Ha, my sister is not very sensible, so don't mind."

What's embarrassing now is Duan Ming's life.

"You still have a sister. Forget it. Don't let her live in other people's homes. I just need to find a place to sleep."

"That's alright, you're here already. Look, I bought all the fruits. Xiao Nizi must have given them to Aunt Xi now and she won't be able to get them back. Why are you sleeping here all night tonight?"