Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Almost without stopping, Duan Ming immediately rushed to the Weird Investigation Bureau as soon as he escaped from the strange world to inquire about the humans who were currently in the copy of Lingzipai Hotel and use this to enter.

He Nian, Qiu Yu and Ji Xian were waiting at the gate early.

The Chen Feng trio are not here.

As soon as they returned, the three of them were notified of an emergency and were summoned to leave.

Personal persistence is different, so there is no need to force it.

The three of them really put the future of all mankind first. Even if they knew that following Duan Ming would definitely get various generous rewards for free, they did not hesitate to deal with the changes in the real world first.

This kind of personality can be regarded as a saint.

But Duan Ming is different.

It can be said that his views have changed now, but when it comes to the people around him, let alone the closest people around him, his choices are also very decisive.

Chen Feng also understood Duan Ming's persistence, so he only took Meng Qian and Xu Haoran away, and the three of them shouldered the mission of Team 157 alone.

In the copy of Lingcheng, although the three of them did not participate too much in the progress of the hidden missions, they were still enough to obtain extremely generous rewards compared to before. Coupled with the main missions paving the way for Duan Ming, the three of them have now reached the level of Fierce ghost level.

This does not include the improvement of contract ghosts.

In the real world, the trio is strong enough to handle most situations.

Duan Ming didn't think much about it and followed Qiu Yu to investigate.

Fortunately, there are indeed humans currently working at the Lingzipai Hotel, but there is one person on the list that makes the four of them startled.

"Wang Tao? Why is this kid in there?" He Nian had a very bad impression of Wang Tao and curled his lips and said in displeasure.

Duan Ming frowned slightly: "I don't know, I saw his photo posted at the door of the police station not long ago. He must have been a copy of the police station at that time. How come he entered the Lingzipai Hotel so quickly?"

"Forget it, no matter what his purpose is, if he dares to ruin my business, I will never let him out of the underworld."

"Set off!"

With an order, the four figures gradually became illusory.

[Copy Name: Lingzipai Hotel]

[Copy Difficulty: Level A]

[Number of copies: 80+5]

[Copy Task: Complete various service tasks arranged by Lingzipai Hotel. 】

[Task time: 10 days. 】

[Friendly reminder: Please be sure to complete the assigned tasks with quality and quantity. It is very troublesome to be complained by customers. 】

In a storage room filled with miscellaneous items, the figures of the four people gradually solidified.

He Nian looked around arrogantly, and then asked Duan Ming, "What do you mean? Have you analyzed anything?"

Duan Ming didn't respond, but Qiu Yu, the little think tank, spoke with a serious face.

"It's an A-level mission. This is the first time I have experienced an A-level mission. There is very little information about the mission. I am absolutely certain that there are pitfalls everywhere."

"A deadly pit."

"The content of the task only mentions the dispensable task of making arrangements. There is a high probability that if it is not completed with quality and quantity, you may not only be dissatisfied by the customers, but even the hotel may face more terrifying penalties. Wait for us."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Duan Ming expectantly, his eyes shining like a child waiting for his father's praise.

It's just that the latter kept frowning tightly without saying a word, and he finally came back to his senses after he bumped his shoulder with his head in dissatisfaction.

"Well, Qiu Yu's analysis is correct. At present, we can't get much information. Before ensuring your own safety, don't think about exploration for the time being. Let's adapt accordingly."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the storage room was pushed open with a clang, and a fat middle-aged man with a gloomy face walked in quickly.

He looked at the four people present in turn, and the eagerness in his eyes receded slightly.

"It's surprising that people can still come at this time. It just so happens that many humans have died. It's the time when we are short of people."

After muttering, he treated everyone seriously. He said loudly: "Time is tight, I will not introduce more details. Please go to your respective work stations and someone will teach you."

He looked at He Nian, looked up and down for a moment, and there was a rare trace of satisfaction in his eyes: "He's a good guy. You go to the security department, we're lacking a front."

Then he looked at Qiu Yu and said, "Looks pretty smart. Let's go to the lobby."

"As for you?" He turned his attention to Duan Ming and quickly made the allocation.

"She looks pretty human-like. Let's go to room service."

"The last one has a big head and thick neck, so he is perfect for the kitchen."

"Okay, according to my assignment, within ten minutes, everyone will go to their respective posts, find the person in charge, and tell them that it was my Madou who made the arrangements."

It had only been two or three minutes since he walked in. The Madou supervisor efficiently assigned work to the four people present, and then turned around and left in a hurry, just as resolutely as when he first walked in.

"Hey, hey, manager Madou, why can't I go to the kitchen?"

Madou paused in his hurried footsteps and looked back impatiently at Duan Ming, who had spoken.

"You want to go to the kitchen? That's not an easy job."

"It's up to you. It's up to you to find fault. If you really want to go, just change it yourself."

"Don't bother me. I still have a lot of things to do. Ten minutes. Pay attention to the time. If you don't arrive within ten minutes, I will cause trouble for you."

Maybe Supervisor Madou was really busy, and he almost kept away while explaining. By the time the last sentence fell, the person had already disappeared from the corner outside the door.

The four of them stayed for a while.

He Nian's broken gong sounded loudly: "I remember him! We saw this guy a lot when we were exploring the Lingzipai Hotel two days ago. Damn it, in order to be on guard against the vigilance of that Lingzi Gang leader, we We're all traveling in disguise. If he knows our awesome identities outside, how dare he arrange work for us? It's almost the same as tribute."

"Don't be stupid." Qiu Yu shook his head, "The disguises I wore a few days ago were also in preparation for now. It's better not to reveal your identity for the time being. The Secret World is not a game, and these ghosts are not NPCs whose memories will be refreshed. If On the front foot, we reveal our identity, and on the back foot, we become their employees, and we will attract attention no matter what."

"Everything is low-key, and exploration is the main theme."

"But..." He looked at Duan Ming, "Why do you want to take the initiative to go to the kitchen? Are you aware that there is something special about the position of kitchen?"

Duan Ming gritted his teeth and looked indignant ever since Supervisor Madou made the arrangements.

He was angry for a long time before he got upset.

"Damn! Who are you looking down on? Don't I look like a master chef?"

"My cooking skills in Duan Ming are second to none in reality, and I am also the best in the world of ghosts."

"You can't sense the temperament of my master chef, are you? Do you think I can slap you in the face when the time comes?"

"Brothers, let's go!"

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The three of them couldn't help but feel chills running down their spines.

Maybe the road to life will start in hell.

During the Xilaile Mission Dungeon a few days ago, several people had already made a preliminary exploration of the Lingzipai Hotel. Although they could not enter the staff area at that time, they still had some idea of ​​the general location. Ten minutes was enough for everyone to find their respective positions. .

Duan Ming walked through a door that was previously impassable, and suddenly there was the sound of oil sizzling and shouting. This was the noise that belonged exclusively to the kitchen.

Duan Ming feels like a habit.

This is his world.

He eagerly rolled up his sleeves and faced a ghost who seemed to be in charge.

At least ordinary positions don't dare to curse randomly in the entire kitchen.

"Hello, I'm new here. Supervisor Madou arranged for me to come over and help in the kitchen." He said expectantly.

The man was very tall and looked like a ball of flesh. The neck that originally clearly separated the head and body now became a smooth curve connecting the two.

To put it bluntly, without a neck, it’s a bit difficult to move your head.

He stopped cursing, turned his upper body around with difficulty, looked down at the "skinny" human in front of him, twisted his dark face, and chirped impatiently a few times.

"Here are people coming again? We happen to be short of manpower, why are you still standing there? Get moving!!!"

"Hey, okay, then which stove should I go to?" Duan Ming licked his lips and started looking for his work place.

"What the hell do you want to eat? The new guy wants to be in the kitchen, so get out of here and wash the vegetables!"

Duan Ming's face showed hesitation and contentment, and he suddenly rushed forward and pointed at himself: "If you look carefully at me, can't you see that I have the temperament of a chef? My cooking is very delicious!"

An angry look finally appeared on Brother Rouxu's face: "Don't think that just because you have a red cloth bandage on the back of your head, you think you are the young master of Zhonghua. Go away and do what you should do while I don't care about it now!"

Duan Ming's expression gradually turned cold when he heard this, and he replied in a cold voice: "What if I have to cook?"

As soon as he entered the kitchen, he explored around. Most of the busy figures were only at the level of evil ghosts. Fierce ghosts were rare. The strongest person present was the person in charge, the meat ball ghost, who was at the beginning of the evil level and even had a short life. Without using the second body, the strength of the main body alone is weak, and one person is enough to penetrate a kitchen.

But Brother Rouxu was not at all intimidated by the evil aura that Duan Ming deliberately released. Instead, he smiled coldly: "Oh~ It's rare to be an evil human being, but I think you may not know the Lingzipai Hotel yet. The rules of the game, right?”

"Every human being who comes in must follow the points rules and complete the work every day. You will be given one point every day. However, for every mistake you make, at least 0.1 points will be deducted based on the degree of the mistake. There is no upper limit."

"The points are settled at one morning every day. If it is lower than 0 by then, hehe."

"Besides, our big boss is obsessed with running the Lingzi Hotel. How could he not be on guard against various situations? We are ghosts. You can't kill us instantly. If the hotel's protection mechanism is triggered, you have to face It’s not me, the evil-level one, who is right.”

"How about it? Then do you still want to do what I want? This first day is your most dangerous period. You have no points reserves. If you are not careful, oh no, you have already offended me. If it is at zero o'clock You can’t make up for the 0.5-point gap now, so I think you’d better not even think about trying the method of liquidation.”

Duan Ming: "!!!"

TNND, no wonder you are so confident.

The next second, the figure quickly disappeared from the place and reappeared. He had already put on the apron and gloves for washing vegetables, sitting on a pony, and dancing with his hands rapidly.

The ninth-level hand speed was so terrifying that his hands that almost turned into phantoms shocked several colleagues on the side.

Duan Ming ignored it and thought about it while washing the vegetables.

I really didn’t expect that the Lingzipai Hotel dungeon would have such game rules. Perhaps because of the extremely high difficulty of Level A, this was not added to the mission content at the beginning of the dungeon, and humans needed to explore on their own.

From what I just said, it is not difficult to tell that the first day is the most dangerous time. I am afraid that many participants will be stunned and die here.

But at the same time, another conclusion can be reached.

Points can not only be deducted, but also added. In addition to the one point given every day, depending on what the other party wants, it should be to do the assigned work well or to complete it well.

Fortunately, this is not the first time that a newbie has acted ignorantly. Brother Roux was deducted 0.5 points from his life, so the incident was over.

Blanch!

Forget it, just wash the vegetables. The A-level dungeon corresponds to the despair-level combat power ceiling. The old routine no longer works, so it’s better not to cause too much trouble yet.

What a pity for my talent as a god-level chef.

At this time, he suddenly felt someone lightly slapped him on his right side. When he looked back, he saw a colleague who was washing vegetables. He said with an embarrassed expression: "Hey brother, stop gathering. You have wiped out all the vegetables." "

Duan Ming looked fiercely at his hand. The cabbage sum in his hand originally only needed to be washed, but with the help of his absent-minded state and level nine hand speed, he was able to pick it up to the thickness of his little finger.

The scariest thing was the expressionless black face floating coldly behind him.

"Waste of food, 0.1 points will be deducted."

Well, less than half an hour after entering the copy of Lingzipai Hotel, 0.6 points have already been deducted.

Duan Ming grimaced and admitted that he was unlucky.

Now his status in the kitchen can only be regarded as the lowest worker, and he is not even qualified to cut blocks.

Just by washing vegetables? How to perform well?

Gotta think of something.

Duan Ming quietly looked around, secretly took out a good luck mushroom and quickly stuffed it into his mouth, just like sneaking snacks in class at school.

The dishwasher's eyes lit up and he immediately raised his hand and shouted loudly: "Report to the team leader! The new guy stole the ingredients!"

Duan Ming: "∑(O_O;)"

"What the hell!"

Brother Rouxu's black face quietly and slowly emerged from behind again.

"If you steal ingredients from the kitchen, 0.3 points will be deducted."

"Xiao Ren, you did a good job, plus 0.1 points."

Duan Ming gritted his back molars, and this "villain" raised his nostrils in a provocative look.

Oh shit! Sooner or later one day I will kill you!

At this moment, a ghost hurriedly ran in from outside the door and rushed towards Brother Rouxu in a hurry.

"Oh no, team leader! Xiaowu was beaten by a customer while serving food!"

"What! What's going on!" Brother Rouxu didn't care about giving Duan Ming a child, and hurriedly greeted him.

"I don't know, I just saw Xiao Wu being knocked down by a slap from a spirit gang. It looked like he was seriously injured and he couldn't stand up. Team leader, you have to find a way to save him, otherwise Xiao Wu might not be able to bear it. How long."

"Save him? Huh!" Brother Routan snorted, "Xiaowu must have failed to make the guests angry. He deserves to be beaten. No matter what he does!"

"The main problem now is that our Lingzipai Hotel has the rules of the Lingzipai Hotel. The dishes must be served in time. Xiao Wu left it to him. The person in charge of the spoons should seize the time to make a new one."

"Which of you will send it?"

His eyes glanced sinisterly at the ghosts responsible for serving dishes, who all looked at each other in silence.

The guest is still angry at the moment, and if he tries to get involved, it will be like giving away his life.

Duan Ming, who was still sitting next to Xiao Ma Zha, was watching the show without knowing why, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat.

Brother Routan's unkind eyes slowly turned around.