Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

He Wei, the Ripper Ghost, is an old character.

As the second friend with full friendliness since entering the treacherous world, the reward props given played a vital role in the early stage. Even the kitchen knife still has a big role to play. Naturally, a life depends on rain and dew. It will reduce him to a marginal figure.

He Wei's most obvious appearance feature is the giant cut on his chest. Coupled with the otaku's unique chubby boy temperament, he is actually quite recognizable. Fortunately, the rules of plastic surgery masks are similar to the principle of blindfolding. Not only It can only imitate the face, and can even adjust the body. This is the conclusion Duan Ming came to through countless cross-dressings during his stay at the Xilaile Station.

Rubbing his stomach with satisfaction, he walked out of the dark alley.

The cessation of the showdown between the three major forces was a signal that the entire spiritual city was returning to prosperity. Now many days have passed, and bustling ghosts are once again pouring out of the streets.

The battle above is not something they can think too much about. In the world of ghosts, as long as it does not affect their own safety, it doesn't matter how they play the game above.

It is worthy of being called Lingcheng, one of the nine cities in the uncanny world, especially around the Lingzipai Hotel. Its prosperity is no less than that of several major first-tier cities in the real world. It can be called the CBD of the uncanny world. Female ghosts come and go on the road. The spirits are not as revealingly dressed as those around Bai Jinhan. It is more appropriate to call them urban beauties.

Duan Ming took a deep breath and walked slowly towards the hotel.

He plans to check into Lingzipai Hotel as a customer tonight.

Just as he was about to step into the hotel door, there was a violent noise, screams, and running sounds in the distance.

Duan Ming activated his traditional virtues and turned around to see a luxury motorcade, followed by a large group of boys and girls.

Oh no, there is also the little old man.

Everyone's eyes were crazy, and they wanted to squeeze to the front.

Stampedes are most likely to occur at this time.

You see, what are you talking about? Several soldiers in the front row were pressed by the sea of ​​ghosts behind them, and their bodies were trampled heavily. They were broken in two, and they had to crawl over.

Duan Ming couldn't help but smile.

This looks very much like a crazy fan in the real world.

He became curious about the people in the car, and was not in a hurry to get in. He just waited by the gate to see the other person's true face.

The car stopped at the door, and a large group of bodyguards in suits and sunglasses got out first. They were well-trained and began to maintain order at the scene and isolate the crazy fans from a safe distance.

The real owner finally appears.

First, a pair of slender white legs stepped out, then came a hip-hugging short skirt, a waist that barely fit into one's hand, the terrifying White Rabbit toffee, and the Mariana Trench, where she was facing her fate.

The last thing is a face that is enough to take one's breath away.

Duan Ming frowned slightly.

He was not surprised by her beauty. He had a lot of close friends after him at the same level.

just feel

This man seemed familiar.

Seems like I've seen it somewhere.

The woman had a confident smile on her face. She was not like those young people in the real world who act cool and ignore fans. She faced the crowd, and then...

He did a whole set of movements similar to Ultraman's transformation, and finally settled on a POSE with his arms crossed.

Very embarrassing.

But it works.

The screams got louder.

Especially the male fans, one ghost uncle was so excited that his head turned red, he howled sharply, and blood spurted out from his seven orifices.

"Yongmei!"

"Yongmei!"

"Yongmei!"

Duan Ming's expression paused.

Ouch~ Good guy, no wonder it looks so familiar.

Isn't this the woman in He Wei's photo album?

Yongmei peeked out a playful face from behind her crossed forearms and put down her posture.

"Hello everyone, I'm Yongmei!"

"Something happened in Lingcheng a few days ago, and the meeting I originally promised everyone had to be postponed. Now I am here to fulfill my promise!"

"But don't be too crowded. Tomorrow is the official meeting, and I will spend a lot of time in Lingcheng. You will have plenty of opportunities to see me."

"It's already very late, and it's going to be night soon. Friends, go back and rest first. Besides, it's not good to disturb the surrounding areas and affect order."

"Let's see you tomorrow."

Fans are enthusiastic.

The streets were filled with rivers of blood.

This star-chasing world is really unique.

A woman in formal clothes on the side added: "Everyone, please come back. Miss Yongmei has been tired from traveling and traveling. She needs to rest now so that she can show her most perfect side to everyone tomorrow."

"Okay! Then Yong Mei, have a good rest!"

"see you tomorrow!"

"Everyone, please disperse. Don't disturb Yongmei's rest. Hey, don't push forward! Hey! They're about to come in!!!!"

Although the crazy fans are still noisy, there are signs of dispersing.

Yongmei and her manager looked at each other and smiled, waved to the crowd, then turned and walked towards the hotel, chatting in low voices.

"Sister Maomao, have all the arrangements for the meeting been arranged?"

"Don't worry, you don't trust me when I do things? It's okay."

"No way, I just want to confirm it again. By the way, Zhou Mengyue called me not long ago and said that she is also in Lingcheng now, and she also revealed that she wants to come back. What about Sister Maomao, do you want to meet me while I'm here? Will it pave the way for her?"

"I've heard about Mengyue, this little girl. Qian Li is not that good at all. She can do that kind of thing. Zhou Mengyue obviously has a good income. If you praise her step by step, her future fame may not be as good as hers." You are so stupid, you can only blame Qian Li for being so greedy and only looking at the present."

"As for whether you want to help her or not, if you're not afraid that she will steal your limelight in the future, that's fine with me."

"That's great! Sister Maomao is so kind~ I'm afraid that I won't steal the limelight. Look at those lovely fans outside. I wish someone could help me share some of the burden."

The two entered the door arm in arm, loving each other as sisters.

At this time, the tall figure in the hip-hugging skirt suddenly froze, and looked doubtfully at Duan Ming, who was forced out of the door by the bodyguards. Her expression suddenly changed, and she took Sister Maomao's hand and walked hurriedly.

"Hey Yongmei, what are you doing?"

Yongmei's steps did not slow down, she turned her head to the side with an unnatural expression and whispered.

"Didn't I tell you before? I don't know how my email account was found out. There is a pervert who sends me a selfie of his head every day and edits different long and disgusting confessions every day. The little composition is that person just now."

"What I fear most are fans who behave in extreme ways."

"Quick, quick, don't let anyone follow you!"

The two quickly disappeared into the hotel lobby, and Duan Ming was let go by the bodyguard who had stopped working.

He didn't know that he had been defined as a pervert with this face, but he just wondered why the woman in formal clothes would turn back and give him a wary look at the end.

He touched his face in confusion and immediately came to his senses.

Yes, I am so powerful now, what does my life have to do with it?

But one thing to say, this Yongmei's figure is really explosive.

No wonder so many male ghosts like her.

Duan Ming shrugged and went to check in.

I don’t know if it’s good luck or bad luck.

After the great earthquake in Lingcheng subsided, the city once again ushered in the peak period of inflow. Even though the price of Lingzi Brand Hotel was not cheap, the rooms were almost fully booked.

The good news is, there's still one.

The bad news is that suites are extremely expensive.

Duan Ming reluctantly paid a price of 500 million ghost coins and got the key to the house.

Maybe this can be considered another piece of good news.

Lingzipai Hotel has a total of 18 floors. The top three floors are not open to the public and are considered a high-end administrative area. Duan Ming's room is on the fifteenth floor.

Two floors up is the target location this time.

General Manager's Office.

Walking into the elevator with the room card, there are only floors 1 to 17 on the button.

I tentatively pressed the 16th and 17th layers. I laughed to death because they didn't light up at all.

Probably a special verification method is required.

As expected.

Duan Ming came to the door of his room on the 15th floor with a clear goal, swiped his card and walked in.

Good guy, it’s expensive for a reason.

The room is huge and resplendent. From the floor-to-ceiling window facing it, it is the best angle to overlook Lingcheng. You can have a panoramic view of this modern metropolis.

But Duan Ming sighed for a while.

There's still business to be done.

Since the elevator can't go up, you can only go up through the stairs.

He Nian said that except for the 18th floor, the patrol routes of their security team were all along the stairs.

But the ID card needs to be verified.

This card is currently in Duan Ming's hand.

Of course it's not He Nian's card. Duan Ming never cheats his own people.

It belonged to a young leader of the security team who had caused trouble for He Nian. He had just stolen it while he was resting.

Duan Ming straightened his collar and walked out. When he came to a dark corner, his face began to squirm in disgust again, turning into a standard Chinese character face.

This man had died in the battle between the Ling Gang and the police station. His name was Zheng Fangfang.

The process of going upstairs was surprisingly smooth. I didn't encounter the patrol team on duty, nor did I encounter any staff members during the process.

The good luck rules of good luck mushrooms are simply incredible!

Arriving at the stairwell on the 17th floor, it was exactly as He Nian described. There was no stairway any further up, only a thick red wall.

Duan Ming poked his head around the entrance and observed, but there was no one in the corridor.

This level is quite different from the guest level below.

The following focuses on warm tones, and here is seriousness.

Moreover, there are only a few doors in this huge corridor, so it is not as crowded as the 16th floor.

Glancing around, he quickly locked onto the target.

Not far ahead.

General Manager's Office.

The Good Luck Mushroom has a ten-minute time limit and hopefully will bring more luck.

Duan Ming's eyes narrowed, and he sneaked out from the stairway with his body fully clothed, and came to the door of the office.

Kakakka~

Sure enough, the door was locked and even specially made, so it couldn't be pushed open with brute force.

But, it’s just a door, how can it be a destructive level item?

Duan Ming reached out and dug into his crotch.

Pull out a rolling pin.

"Absolutely penetrating" rolling pin.

No special usage is required, just poke it in.

The extremely strong door was easily penetrated by a small rolling pin.

It's also only suitable for wear.

The rolling pin seemed to have melted into the door. When it was pulled out, only a wound a few centimeters in diameter was left.

If one time doesn't work, then do it multiple times.

One pump, one cha, and it starts over and over again.

I am not so careful when I hold a concert or attend a tutoring class.

Soon, there was a hole in the door that could allow a small arm to pass through.

But at this moment.

"What are you doing!!!"

A sharp sound suddenly erupted from the direction of the elevator.

Duan Ming turned around and happened to meet a beautiful face, but at this time the other person's face was full of ferocity, and his eyes seemed to be spitting out fire.

Duan Ming still kept pushing his hand inside, smiling awkwardly.

"Well, do you believe me when I say I went to the wrong door?"

The only answer he received was a burst of green energy from the other party in anger.

Swish~ (advanced sound effects)

Duan Ming flew back at high speed in an instant, blood spurting out as if he was free of money. Before he hit the wall behind him, the luster in his eyes gradually dimmed.

boom!

The body finally hit the wall, causing a spider web-like trace of terror.

His body slowly slid down, and the luster in his eyes completely disappeared.

Quack.

The angry woman stepped closer with a cold expression, then her expression paused.

Hiss~ (advanced sound effects)

I saw the figure of this croaking "little thief" gradually turning into dots of light and disappearing.

Pat~×2

A human skin mask and a rolling pin fell to the ground.

If it weren't for the hole in the wall and the two items on the ground, it would be as if the person just now didn't exist.

at the same time.

15th floor.

In a large 200-square-meter suite with eight rooms and a high-end bathtub that Duan Ming bought for 500 million yuan, a figure suddenly sat up from the 10-meter-long soft bed, sweating profusely.

"Gan! The ability to control two clones at the same time is not necessarily a good thing. The feeling of death is too real. I just died once."

If he really wanted to go upstairs to investigate, how could Duan Ming take risks with his own body? The one who went up was naturally his second body.

However, the plan to sneak in with the help of good luck mushrooms has obviously been scrapped.

"But it's okay, we just implemented plan B." Duan Ming smiled evilly.

He took out a small card from his pocket.

Printed on it is: "Student girls, royal sisters, shamans, and dog spirits are all available. If you are not satisfied, you can return or exchange them at any time. Contact number: XXXXXXXXXXX."

At this time, Zhang Xingxing was sitting in a private room of a small bar in Lingcheng. The people sitting in front of him were all his confidants who had followed him all the way from Lovers Street.

Compared with the later mascots, these guys are much more familiar with each other. They even watched Zhang Xingxing grow from a greedy and fearful little guy to a mature and resourceful person step by step. A high position that was once unimaginable.

He naturally speaks much more casually.

A strong man asked: "Boss Xingxing, why did you call everyone here today? You also specifically ordered not to open a chicken stall tonight. You know, because of the earthquake in Lingcheng some time ago, many outsiders did not dare to come here. The popularity has picked up in the past few days, and the hungry ladies can’t wait to spread their legs and make a lot of money. Now is the time to make money.”

The other person immediately persuaded him, "Don't be impatient. You still don't know what Boss Xingxing is capable of? He definitely won't be aimless. The arrangements tonight must have his intentions. Are you right, Boss Xingxing?"

Zhang Xingxing stroked the goblet and smiled.

"It's not a bad night. The police are doing a big operation tonight. Don't take the initiative to get into trouble."

"Operation? What operation?"

"Crack down on pornography."