Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Chen Feng, as an old investigator who joined the Weird Investigation Bureau relatively early, you can say that his ability is limited, or that he is unlucky, but you can never say that he is inexperienced.

Since the separation between the Paradox and reality was broken, he has participated in many collective actions to enter the Paradise, and he has also dealt with many low-level ghosts that invaded reality. Being able to live until now can at least show that he has some skills.

But today he panicked.

Most of the ghosts in the ward are evil ghosts, followed by fierce ghosts, and there are also fierce ghosts, not many, which makes him, a wandering soul, unable to attack.

The most terrible thing is that these guys are all dead, and the traditional virtues seem to be deeply rooted in their souls.

Onlookers.

At this time, he was in a ward, and a ghost-level dwarf ghost old god was lying on the bed with his legs crossed, turning a blind eye to the pills handed to his mouth.

Seven or eight strangely shaped heads protruded from the door, each of them looked like a good show, and some of them were even eating melon seeds.

This group of guys not only watched, but also howled a few words from time to time to add to the fun, some were provocative and some were ridiculed.

Chen Feng didn't dare to say a word.

As a senior little trash, he knows very well that there may be some ghostly death rules hidden in these jokes, and if he is not careful, he will die on the spot, so he has to keep his mouth shut.

That's how the situation settled down.

Surrounded by a group of ghosts, a nurse who kept his mouth shut looks like a clown.

At this moment, a female voice sounded coldly from the corridor.

"It seems that you are very free. I said that it is necessary to carry out an exercise program in the inpatient department. Look at how you are all alive and well, how do you recover your body?"

"Go back to bed yet!"

"If you are still here within ten seconds, I will find you one by one to practice alone!"

Where does it take ten seconds, within two or three breaths, the hustle and bustle suddenly disappears.

Han Lingling stepped into the ward, and nodded kindly towards Chen Feng.

"It's okay, these brats are just owed, just give them a few beatings."

Chen Feng was dumbfounded.

A few hours ago, she was just an ordinary little girl, but now she has changed into Hong Xing's thirteenth sister?

Also shown is the dwarf ghost lying on the uncle.

From the moment the sound came out at the door, he felt a terrible palpitation. He was so afraid that the whole ghost was still in a daze until Han Lingling kicked his raised foot unceremoniously.

"how do you say?"

Shorty Ghost stood up from the bed in a jerk, and made a very non-standard stand at attention, extremely cautious.

"Big... big sister."

Han Lingling smiled coldly: "What? Do you want me to feed you?"

"Alright, come on, Dalang, take your medicine."

Just as she was gesturing to take the pill in Chen Feng's hand, the short ghost snatched it first, stuffed it into her mouth quickly, and after swallowing with difficulty, opened her mouth as wide as possible to signal to swallow it.

Han Lingling smiled.

"That's a good boy. It would have been nice if we hadn't cooperated so early. It's not in vain that I ordered your favorite pancakes tonight."

"Okay, let's go, the next one." She patted Chen Feng of Shihua, "We have to hurry up, the medicine for this order is finished, and we still have business to talk to Duan Ming."

Chen Feng followed out blankly.

As soon as he stepped out of the corridor, in the next second, his heart almost jumped out, his eyes and mouth almost doubled in size.

At the door of the next ward, Duan Ming gently pushed away Xu Haoran who was scratching his head, and began to smash the closed door.

Bang bang bang!

"Open the door! The nurse brings warmth!"

Without waiting for a response from inside, he kicked open the door, and the figure rushed in quickly.

Chen Feng hurriedly followed, and soon, he only felt that the shock of the previous half of his life was not as much as these few minutes.

In sight, Duan Ming had already run to the hospital bed, tightly holding down a ghost under him.

With one hand, he pinched the opponent's neck tightly, and with the other hand, he gestured back and forth on the opponent's lower body with a kitchen knife.

"I'll give you two choices: 1, take your medicine obediently, or 2, I'll kill you Junjie to force you to take your medicine, and I'll count to three."

The ghost under him felt his entire buttocks were tense, and yelled in horror, "I choose to eat..."

"three."

"late."

Then there was a shrill scream.

Chen Feng and Xu Haoran shook their buttocks together.

Taking advantage of the opening of the opponent's yelling, Duan Ming casually threw the pill into it.

"If you cooperate earlier, you won't have to suffer this kind of flesh and blood."

"I deserve..."

"You still dare to curse?!"

Another knife.

Poor Junjie who just grew up.

Duan Ming got out of bed gracefully, and patted the stone sculpture Chen Feng and the stone sculpture Xu Haoran.

"It's okay, don't worry, Junjie doesn't have much trouble growing back. It's just a little pain, a friend of mine taught me."

"Let's go, the next one, let's hurry up."

Duan Ming went out on his own, and the two investigators looked at each other, seeing incredible in each other's eyes.

Although the siblings are of different origins, they act in exactly the same style. If they were brought up by these two bullies, there would be a bloody storm in the Paradise.

But behind the shock is obviously more excitement.

Duan Ming really didn't lie.

This is a proper guardian of the human race.

I finally know what happened to the arrangement I mentioned earlier.

The two ran back to the corridor, but Han Lingling was nowhere to be seen, she should have gone to a ward for treatment, and Duan Ming was right in front of the next door.

"Open the door!"

collapse!

collapse!

He kicked towards the door, but the door of this ward seemed to be poured with iron, and it didn't move at all.

Duan Ming stroked the sweat on his forehead.

"Seal the door with ghost air, right? Okay, just wait for me."

After speaking, he ran back to the ward just now, picked up the ghost who was still clutching his lower body and howling, and returned to his original position.

He held the ghost's neck in one hand and the trouser belt in the other, and it was obvious that the ghost's buttocks were tightly clamped.

"You, you, what do you want!!!" Ghost screamed in horror.

Duan Ming ignored it and looked serious.

"FBI warning!!!"

Shouting, he gathered his strength and slammed the head hammer in his hand, and the door opened in response.

Slap.

The tool man ghost was randomly thrown on the ground, covering his lower body with one hand and his head with the other, both of his heads felt dizzy.

Chen Feng and Xu Haoran followed closely behind like war reporters.

There are two ghosts in this ward, one male and one female, they are husband and wife ghosts.

Husband Ghost was obviously frightened, his face was full of horror, and the terrifying huge wound under his ribs was tensely opening and closing, emitting a foul smell.

"I'll eat! I'll eat! Don't hit me!"

As he spoke, he took the medicine from Duan Ming's hands and swallowed it.

"how about you?"

Duan Ming looked at his wife Gui who was beside him.

The wife ghost is more powerful than the husband ghost, the husband ghost is just an evil ghost, and the wife ghost is already a fierce ghost.

Duan Ming silently took out the red toilet paper for self-defense.

But the strange thing is that the red toilet paper, which was obviously invincible before, and the wife ghost saw it, but she didn't feel any fear at all, she just stared at Duan Ming with hatred.

It's a stubble.

It is impossible to kill, and it is impossible to waste precious red toilet paper because of a ghost.

a probe.

[Hint: She loves her husband very much. 】

oh?

Duan Ming smiled evilly.

He flipped over to her husband's ghost's bed with lightning speed, took out Jiang Xiaoxiao's toy gun in his hand, and poked it straight through the gap in his ribs, pointing to his heart.

"No matter what happens with this shot, you will be seriously injured? Even if you recover, it will take a lot of ghost energy and time."

"Madam, you don't want your husband to lose his heart either?"

My ancestors, let me see your hands! ! !

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