Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Duan Ming looked left and right, and finally pointed to himself in shock: "Are you calling me?"

Qin Wei wiped his mouth indiscriminately and rushed over, first glanced at the small wooden sign, then fixed his eyes on Duan Ming's face for a long time, his eyes widened in disbelief.

"I really didn't expect Ying Hongyan to leave you a good thing, but she actually left you the identity of the building manager."

Duan Ming was puzzled, and asked doubtfully: "The identity of the building chief? Isn't this an identity? Is it amazing to get this thing?"

"Besides, I just touched the small wooden sign, so I became the new building manager? Isn't it a bit of a joke?"

Qin Wei shook his head: "You don't understand, the identity of the building leader can only be inherited by the previous building leader himself, and you think the building leader is just a title?"

Duan Ming sat upright.

Qin Wei: "The building chiefs of Guancai District have the supreme status in their buildings. Although they won't let you, a ghost-level, order the building owners at will, they can't do any harmful things to you. This is due to the rules, and no one can violate it."

"Moreover, as long as the building leader is in the building to which he belongs, the building leader will have a 20% ghost aura bonus. Not only that, as long as it is a target that is hostile to the building leader, its strength will also be automatically reduced by 20% .”

"It's so awesome! I said how I felt so much stronger after the black light came in." Duan Ming was so shocked that he couldn't close his buttocks.

"Then can I think so, I am the leader of this building A now, and the owners below are all my younger brothers, but there are some who are rebellious, and they don't accept me as the boss. Wait until I persuade them one by one. Well, this building A is my gang base?"

Qin Wei: "..."

"It can be understood in this way, but you, the boss, may need to work harder. Your gang basically refuses to accept you."

Duan Ming pretended not to hear.

"So can I also let my other younger brothers live in this building?"

"That's no problem, as long as you have the money to afford the vacant rooms here, you can open a single room for black fans to live in."

Duan Ming: "Who are the black fans?"

Qin Wei: "Oh, that dog who has been following me."

Duan Ming: "Black fan? Why is it called such a strange name? Could it be the black fan of some big star?"

Qin Wei: "Then you misunderstood it, it's purely literal. Don't look at it's whole body is pitch black, but some parts are so pink and tender, I..."

"Woof! Woah! Woah!"

Qin Wei looked at the big black dog that suddenly appeared with surprise on his face: "Why are you black fans here?"

The big black dog bared its teeth: "I heard you scold me, woof!"

"Where did I scold you?"

"Because I thought you were scolding me."

"Hey, don't spit blood! I just told you about your situation."

Duan Ming on the side was stunned: "What's the situation?"

Qin Wei: "Oh, this is my way of summoning black fans. As soon as I scold him, he will appear. You have to testify to me, did I not scold him just now?"

With a thought, Duan Ming grabbed the big black dog's head and bit his ear.

"Qin Wei is unreliable. Although he didn't scold you explicitly just now, I think he was pointing fingers at Sang Huai."

Black fan: "Huh? You think so too?"

[Black fan friendliness +10]

Duan Ming: "Well, does he usually beat you? Scold you? Does he not give you food occasionally?"

Black fan: "How do you know?"

Duan Ming: "Tsk tsk tsk ~ look at me again, when have I ever been rough on you, and I even cut fresh thigh bones for you to eat with my own hands."

Black fan: "Indeed, compared with you, Qin Wei is like a heaven and earth."

[Black fan friendliness +10]

Duan Ming: "If you are troubled by this pink problem, I can go to the real world to find the best black paint for you, and guarantee that the color will not fade."

Black powder: "???"

Black fan: "That's unnecessary, but thank you for your kindness."

[Black fan friendliness +10]

Duan Ming: "I'll tell you another secret secretly, you must, absolutely, don't tell others."

Black fan: "What is it?"

Duan Ming: "I'm the manager of Building A now, otherwise what would you do if you kicked Qin Wei, a bad old man, and me?"

Black fans: "!!!"

The tail wagged wildly.

[Black fan friendliness +50]

[Black fan friendliness: 90]

"Boss!"

Hey, I have to tell everyone that my boss is the building chief, Wang!

Qin Wei's face turned blue.

Finally couldn't help but explode.

"Fuck! Enough is enough for the two of you!"

"In the future, can you control your whispering to a level where I can't hear you!!!"

...

The group from the Guancai community has reaped a lot of rewards. They not only became the building manager of Building A, but also bought a house. They also took in a dog brother by the way. Duan Ming returned to Qingshan Hospital with great satisfaction.

If there are words, it will be long, and if there are no words, it will be short.

For the rest of the day, Duan Ming lived extremely comfortably, and in a blink of an eye it was the end of the dungeon.

He hugged the 157 squad trio one by one.

"Everyone, take care."

Xu Haoran: "Hey, why are you so sad? We just came out half a day later than you."

Duan Ming scratched his head: "emmmm...how should I put it, an informant of mine told me that there might be a situation in the cafeteria, anyway, you all should be careful."

"???" ×3

But Duan Ming has turned into a burst of white light and disappeared in place.

It was still the familiar empty space, and the settlement words floated by one after another.

[Dungeon Name: Qingshan Hospital]

[Dungeon Difficulty: D Grade]

[Dungeon task: Survive for 72 hours]

【Name: Duan Ming】

[Complete six F-level food delivery missions]

[Complete the hidden mission: Dominate the top of the cafeteria]

[Complete the final hidden mission of Qingshan Hospital: Skewed Stubbornness]

[Comprehensive Evaluation: E] (Hidden tasks are not included in the score)

[Reward: 1, Ghost Qi +10]

[2, Folding stool with light on]

[Opened folding stool]

【Wandering Soul Level】

[Explanation: The first of the eighteen kinds of weapons in the real world still has a frightening reputation in the paradoxical world. 】

A folding stool with an ordinary shape suddenly appeared in Duan Ming's hands. Following his gaze, the folding stool began to flash wildly.

Like a light bulb.

Damn, does it mean that it will glow when it is turned on?

I'd rather carry a flashlight than this thing.

Duan Ming clenched his back molars.

As mentioned in the textbook, except for the novice round, there will be a very low chance of getting ghost rewards that match the dungeon evaluation at the time of settlement.

Obviously this folding stool is the product of great luck.

But a prop that is only at the level of a wandering soul, and can even blind you when you take it out, is no different from a piece of shit to the current Duan Ming.

He put the feces into the boundary stone space, and the settlement time was almost over, another white light flashed, and Duan Ming returned to the room at home again.

"Huh? Where's Han Lingling?"

There is no trace of Han Lingling and He Niu at home.

Take out the Blind World Shitu browser.

It will be connected in a short while.

"Hey, sister Lingling, where are you?"

Han Lingling: "Ah, Duan Ming, you're here! He Yuwei and I will go to the hospital where her accident happened in real life to see if we can find some clues about Pei Qiongyin. It's quite far away. Take care of yourself these few days."

"Oh well, then you should pay attention to your own safety. By the way, remember to come back in a few days, and you have to take the civil service exam of the Weird Investigation Bureau."

"Huh? When did I say I would participate?"

"Yeah? Sister Lingling, don't you join the Weird Investigation Bureau? You have contracted ghosts, and you can join the Guild of the Slysters Association after going through the process."

"Forget it, I won't join. Chen Feng and I have also explained that we should not report my situation. Neither I nor He Yuwei like the feeling of being restrained. It's okay. Free movement is more important to the two of us. Better choice."