Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

knock knock ~

Duan Ming knocked on the office door of the maintenance department, and suddenly turned around with a dead face. This person looked normal in other places, except that half of his head was missing, and the wound was bloody, red, white and white mixed together, still fresh very.

He couldn't help but swallowed before he said, "Uh, one of the owners said that the windows in their house need to be repaired. May I ask if they will be handed over to you?"

Dead Face didn't answer, and turned back blankly, and sitting opposite him was Duan Ming's classmate Xu Kuang who was assigned to the security department, and another Xiao Xueqi was standing beside him.

How are they here?

Duan Ming slowly walked into the office.

I just heard the half-headed ghost say to Xu Kuang: "My friend, you have already lost two games. If you lose the last game, I have already explained it to you very clearly, hehehe~"

As the distance got closer, Duan Ming realized that the two were playing poker and stud.

Xu Kuang's card was three of a kind, 9, and an A, with his hole cards covered, while the half-headed ghost's card was 10, J, Q, and K of spades.

According to the probability, the ghost can only win if he gets the other three aces or the remaining 9, and if Xu Kuang's hole card is a 9, the half-headed ghost can only win if he gets the ace of spades. As for Xu Kuang's chances of winning, as long as the opponent didn't get the above cards, he would win.

But in fact, the performance of the two is completely opposite.

The half-headed ghost looked contented and confident, but looking back at Xu Kuang, his face was pale, and the sweat was dripping all over the place like rain.

"Come on, what are you waiting for?"

Xu Kuang clenched his fists tightly and didn't respond for a while.

The half-headed ghost lost his patience, and his face gradually became gloomy: "Don't ink, my patience is limited."

Unexpectedly, Xu Kuang suddenly violently overturned the card table, the cards were scattered all over the place, and his hole cards were also exposed to the sky.

It's the last 9.

Xu Kuang yelled like crazy: "It's not fair! How can you get a straight flush in every hand?! You're cheating!"

The half-headed ghost chuckled, and lifted his hole card, the ace of spades.

"No matter what, the result has come out, and I won."

As soon as he finished speaking, he bit Xu Kuang's head violently. With the bone rubbing sound that made the teeth sore, Xu Kuang's shape became like a half-headed ghost, and he could not rest in peace.

The sudden change made Duan Ming and Xiao Xueqi at the side chill for a while, and after a while, Duan Ming finally remembered that he had a golden finger, so he immediately checked it.

【Jumping Ghost】

【Name: Zhao Gangmen】

[Level: Evil Ghost Level]

【Friendliness: 0】

[Target information: He used to be a bad gambler. In the last game of his life, he got four aces with his hole cards. He borrowed a huge amount of usury from the casino, but he didn't expect that the other party was a straight flush. He lost all his life's struggle in one night and owed a whole lot of debt. It wasn't until he stood on the rooftop that he realized that the opponent had set him up, and he regretted jumping off, landing head first. 】

[Hint: Straight Flush is his obsession, but also his weakness. 】

The ghost who jumped from the building was poking his mouth, and turned towards Xiao Xueqi with an evil smile: "So, are you coming next? If you beat me, I will help you repair the equipment in the security department, otherwise you will have to wait for some of my colleagues to come back, but Judging by their tasks, I'm afraid they won't be able to come back in a short time, but I don't know if your security department can wait, hehe."

Xiao Xueqi's scalp was about to explode, she repeatedly waved her hands and said with a sneer: "Just wait, wait, wait, I'll just wait for them."

Hearing the words, the jumping ghost's face darkened, he spat out a bone angrily, and then turned to Duan Ming: "What about you? Do you want to play with me? If you beat me, I'll take over your job."

"OK."

"Duan Ming!"

With classmates, Xiao Xueqi really didn't want to see him die in vain.

Duan Ming smiled and did not respond, then sat down in Xu Kuang's previous position, set up the card table, and made a gesture of invitation to the jumping ghost.

The ghost who jumped from the building was overjoyed: "I'm a little courageous, I hope you won't regret it after a while."

He took out a new pack of playing cards and sat down, randomly cutting the cards, after cutting twice, he thought about it, and handed the cards to Duan Ming with a smile: "Don't say I bully you, you deal the cards. "

"It's not really necessary."

Even so, Duan Ming took the cards, cut them twice, randomly took out the top five cards and threw them to the opponent, and took another five cards and put them in front of him.

The jumping ghost was taken aback by this casualness, and asked, "Are you sure? You won't change it?"

"No change."

"That's fine, you choose it yourself, you can't blame others. How about it, is it three wins in five games or two wins in three games?"

"Let's decide whether to win or lose, be more efficient."

"good."

The smile on the face of the jumping ghost couldn't be concealed at all, and he was about to draw the cards, but was stopped by Duan Ming raising his hand.

"What? Want to repent?"

Duan Ming shook his head and said, "That's not true."

"But since you are the one who sets the rules, it's not too much for me to make a request, right?"

"Of course, it's about the poker game."

Hearing this, the jumping ghost leaned back on the seat back full of confidence: "Okay, please feel free."

Duan Ming smiled slightly: "This card..."

"We are smaller."

After speaking, without giving the other party time to react, he immediately revealed his five cards, 3, 5, 10, J, Q. The suits were also messy, obviously a bad card.

As for the jumping ghost on the opposite side, after hearing Duan Ming's request, his expression changed drastically, and he sat up straight, with an uncertain expression.

"Please turn the cards." Duan Ming urged without haste.

The jumping ghost held the card in his hand, but he didn't intend to turn it over for a long time. After a long time, he threw the card away and collapsed on the backrest.

"How did you know?"

"No matter what, the result has come out, and I won."

The jumping ghost was noncommittal.

On the contrary, Xiao Xueqi who was on the side was stunned.

In fact, the jumping ghost can and can only draw a straight flush. This is his obsession. Even if someone else deals the cards, this rule still takes effect.

The ghost who jumped from the building curled his lips, and said with some displeasure: "Tell me, where do you need maintenance services?"

Duan Ming handed over the note.

The other party took it lazily, and when he saw the contents of the note clearly, his only eye widened, and then he shook his head like a rattle, shaking out a lot of brains.

"No, no, no, I can't do this job."

"But you have already accepted it, and you don't want to be punished by the property department's rules, do you?"

Hearing the words, the ghost who jumped from the building thought for a while, and then approached enthusiastically and said: "Actually, there is no other way. You are the initiator of the entrustment here, and neither of us will suffer any loss if you withdraw the entrustment. In this way, your withdrawal will be of great help to us." I entrusted you to find my colleague, I promise you, no one will make things difficult for you, how about it?"

"It's not good." Duan Ming rebuffed, "What do you mean you and I have nothing to lose? You said that your colleague won't come back in a short time. If I am angered by the customer service department, who will blame me?"

"Anyway, I don't care, I've already done the handover, and I have nothing to do next."

As he said that, he was about to go out.

It's just that he didn't take a few steps before he felt his feet sinking. This shameless jumper knelt down on the ground, firmly grasping Duan Ming's calf, with snot and brains rubbing all over his trouser legs. appearance.

"Brother, no, big brother, you can't do this, I still point to this job to support my family, please be considerate and considerate of me~"

Xiao Xueqi was dumbfounded.

But Duan Ming didn't want to give the other party this face. While struggling to pull his legs, he said disgustedly: "I am considerate of you, so who is considerate of me? Your colleague can't come back, so why don't you let me take a hammer to repair the windows?"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came out of his mind.

[Trigger hidden mission: There are old and young on the bottom]

[Mission description: After the death of the ghost who jumped from the building, his family members couldn't bear the pressure and committed suicide one after another, and the family reunited in the strange world. The ghost who jumped from the building was well aware of his animal behavior during his lifetime, he knew he had lost his way, and vowed to create a better life for his family. 】

[Task content: Go to 604 to do maintenance work instead of the jumping ghost, so that he can avoid punishment. 】

【Task time: 3 hours】

[This task is mandatory to accept. 】

[Mission Reward Advance: Substitute Death Puppet]

[Surrogate Doll: If the owner dies once, the owner will be randomly resurrected in a safe area within one kilometer of the place of death. 】