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Huang Tian laughed loudly: "Don't worry, I'll call on those who are named."

Most of the little monsters were too poor to play drums. When Huang Tian held a forest gathering before, they could only sit in and join in the fun.

The most I could do was pull out the hair on my body and exchange it for some supplies. Since I was not educated, I had no sense of shame. I just thought it would be beneficial and rushed forward.

"Bamboo Rat Spirit, um, you go first! What's your special skill?"

The Bamboo Rat Spirit was the one who discovered the Little Demon Cultivator. He was the most timid, but at this time he showed off his unique skills.

The bamboo rat spirit's face turned red: "I...I...I can listen and argue things."

"Oh? What's the way to argue things by listening to sounds?"

"I stayed underground, listening to the wind in the cave, and feeling the footsteps of animals. I have developed such a unique skill that I can hear clearly for a mile or two, what is it, what object is passing by, how high it is, and how heavy it is."

The medicine-making fairy beside her said, "What kind of unique skill do you have? All cave-dwelling creatures must have this ability."

After more than a year, he got interested, took out the dice and covered it with a bowl: "Can you tell what number I got?"

"Of course you can!" The bamboo rat spirit was very proud.

Nian Youyu shook it casually and slapped it on the table: "What time does it turn up?"

"Five o'clock up!" The bamboo rat twitched his beard and spoke confidently.

Nian Youyu opened it and took a look: "Sure enough, it's five o'clock!"

Then he added two more dice to it and started shaking it.

Huang Tian thought to himself: Gambling has been harmful to people since ancient times. How can I become good at this skill in my spare time? I have to find an opportunity to talk about him, but it’s hard to refute him face to face.

After adding two dice, the Bamboo Rat Spirit had some difficulty.

But he still told the number. Nian Youyu was overjoyed and gave the two dice cups to the bamboo rat spirit: "Let's play with them!"

The Bamboo Rat Spirit only felt that the two objects in the cup and dice had extraordinary auras. Although it was just a toy, he had no choice, so he happily accepted it.

"You must first practice the ability to listen to dice. You need to hear the changes of six dice, and then you can try to enter the Tao through gambling. As the saying goes, nine times out of ten you will lose. If you can gamble ten times in a row without losing, you can make a fortune. A share of luck. If you can bet a hundred times with others and never lose, you can achieve a bit of the God of Gamblers. Of course, if you lose, you will also be stripped of a share of luck. This thing was lost to me by a God of Gamblers in a bet. , it can be regarded as his entry into the Tao."

When the bamboo rat spirit heard that he could become a god, his ears stood up, and the little spirits and monsters next to him were extremely envious.

The Bamboo Rat Spirit secretly thought: After I become a winner, I will become the God of Gamblers. Now I can be regarded as a gambling monster after all!

"Do you have any other special skills?" Nian Youyu said cheerfully: "You're welcome! Today I will be the treasure-delivery boy."

When I was more than 10 years old, I discovered that not only was Huang Tian's luck good, but also the spirits under his control were also very good, so I decided to make an investment.

"Me! Me! I have a unique skill!"

The little monsters squeezed their heads, and a butterfly spirit mastered illusions and tricked the flowers into blooming. Nian Yuyu gave him a secret book called the Law of Hundred Flowers.

These were considered serious performances, but there were also some unserious ones. A big python said that he had two snakes, once a day, one day at a time. He wanted to find a female snake to perform with him, but Huang Tian drove him away: "It's embarrassing, be careful." He was caught by humans and made snake whip pills!"

There are also toad spirits that can swallow air, inflate themselves like a balloon, and then deflate them. They can fly for a short time, but they cannot control the direction.

There is also a subtle ghost who can twist himself eighteen times and turn himself into a twist.

It was also the first time for Huang Tian to see so many unique skills.

Even things like crushing rocks on the chest, standing upside down and defecating, are not enough to look at in front of them...

There was even a dung beetle monster who planned to perform a stunt that turned him into an old man on the spot.

He was kicked out by Huang Tian.

"What kind of unique skill do you have!"

The year is over and his thoughts are still lingering: "Brother Xian, why did you drive him away? I haven't seen his unique skills yet!"

"Don't look at it, it affects your appetite."

"Xixissuosuo!"

Everyone was showing off their special skills, and then they saw an agile figure, sneaking and sneaking, eating the food of the monsters.

None of those little monsters were noticed.

When he came back to his senses, he realized that the only thing he saw on the plate was his own face, which was clean and smooth.

"Did you eat mine?"

"Who eats yours? It's all drool. I have it myself - eh? Where's my dish? Where's my big plate? You ate mine?"

"Ouch! There's a thief!"

The little monsters were tugging at the seats, making a clanging noise, and there was a strange appearance.

"What's going on?" Mr. Bai couldn't stand it anymore. Huang Tian asked him to take charge of the spirits, so he had to show some dignity.

However, when Mr. Bai left his seat, an unknown thing came out from underneath and swept away all the food on Mr. Bai's seat.

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Huang Tian naturally saw it. It was a white-furred fox, short and fat, but extremely fast.

The eyes are small, like soybeans, showing a shrewd light, but in them, there is only food and nothing else.

The little monsters were still wondering: "Did they sneak in and starve to death? I used to lie on the beam of a private school to listen to a class, and I heard a few children say that when making a fire in the wild, you need to worship the Kitchen God, and you need to put two puppets and so on. , otherwise the cooked food will be either undercooked or tasteless, but it will have been eaten by hungry ghosts."

"What a hungry ghost!" Huang Tian grabbed the fox by the back of the neck: "Are you cheating on food and drink because you want to make a moneyless business? Your skin is quite shiny, so you can use it to pay off debts?"

"You invited Shanlin to a banquet, and you came when you were destined. But there is no room for me, and you don't want to eat. What are you doing there? The food won't taste good when it's cold. I helped you eat it. Why do you still blame me?"

"What a fat fox with a sharp tongue!" Huang Tian wanted to laugh when he heard its absurd reasoning: "Since you ate my food, you have to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you will eat the King's meal. I don't want to." Be kind and gentle.”

"I have no money!" The little fat fox closed his eyes and said, "Just do whatever beastly thing you want!"

But she spread her thighs and exposed her belly - which was also round and plump.

"Hiss~" Huang Tian was shocked: "Who did you learn from this? Who told you that you can do this if you don't have money?"

The little chubby fox sneered: "You caught me, didn't you do it just for the ecstasy of our fox demon?" He looked like a coquettish bitch: What are you pretending to be! Don't you covet my beauty? Come on beast! I agree~

Nian Youyu finally couldn't hold back his laughter: "Haha! Hahaha!"

Everyone present also laughed, and the restaurant was filled with a happy atmosphere for a while.

"Dear brother! Come on quickly! The little fox is waiting!"

Even Zao Sanniang couldn't help laughing: "Little guy, you are a male fox, how can you be so happy?"

"Can't the male fox be happy?" The little fat fox snorted coldly: "You are prejudiced!"

Huang Tian directly silenced him: "Who is happy with you? Who is your last name? How old are you now? Where do you live? Are there any elders at home?"

The little fat fox's big eyes turned slyly: "My surname is Hu, my name is Youyou. I am fifty years old now. I have just learned the language of birds and people. I live in Hujiazhuang, Cangzhou. There is also a patriarch, three elders, and more than thirty people in the family. I'm a member of the same race, please put me back quickly, otherwise my parents will come looking for me, and you won't be able to eat and carry me around."

"You can't eat it, and you can't carry it around." Huang Tian smiled and said to Zao Sanniang: "Sister Sanniang, I think its skin is smooth and smooth. I think it is a good dishwasher, so I kept it in your hotel. Give him a hand and wait until you find something better to use before letting him go."

Sanniang said with a smile: "I just want to eat some food, so why bother him? But he really needs to be trained and trained. He doesn't know any etiquette, justice or shame."

"Then it's my fault, God." A voice came from outside, but it was a clear and handsome man, wearing a moon-white robe, with a jade flute on his waist.

"Elder, save me! Woohoo! These evil gods are trying to skin me!"

The man turned a deaf ear and only bowed his head and said: "Xiaosheng Hu Yuelou in Hujiazhuang has seen several gods. The tribesmen were naughty and spoiled the interest of worshiping the gods. Xiaosheng apologized." But he saluted respectfully.

Ao Qing was a little surprised when he heard his name: "The Hu family in Cangzhou is a family of fox immortals. They practice the way of immortals and follow the method of fate knot. All kinds of fate knots, sowing all kinds of causes, are all good causes, and reaping all kinds of fruits, so The good fruit is the famous and superior divine method."

Hu Yuelou smiled slightly: "It's just Yehu Zen. Our Yuanjie method is neither immortal nor divine, nor Buddhist nor Taoist. It cannot be put on the stage. I trouble you, Mr. Long, to remember it."

Ao Qing was stunned: Did the Hu family also choose to marry Huang Tian? Otherwise, why would he suddenly allow his family members to disturb the banquet...

Then he looked at Nian Youyu: The God of Fortune is famous for his lack of contact with anyone, and only gets close to lucky people.

A slight thought: Although I know how to watch my luck, I have not obtained the true teaching of East Lake Dragon Palace. After all, if I had the luck, I would not be squeezed into Bibo Lake and be snatched away by the tiger dragon... I was lucky enough to escape the snatching, and I should have been. The treasure I got, but something happened unexpectedly... I couldn't find it.

But the tiger dragon did not cultivate Qi in the Wilderness Continent, but only fought for killings and calamities. He was defeated and ran away. He lost his body and the foundation of his tribe. When he came to East Antarctica, he alarmed the earth spirits like Huang Tian, ​​who wanted to seize his body from me. , but ended up being killed by the Huijian, and his body and soul disappeared.

Based on this calculation, my luck is not generally bad... but fortunately, after surviving the death disaster, I have the potential to trap the dragon and ascend to heaven.

Ao Qing looked at Huang Tian again: "Now that I think about it, it's like I want to borrow Wu Di's hand to send it to him. Even if something unexpected happens and he doesn't get the treasure, it still doesn't belong to me. I'm afraid I have to wait. By some chance, the treasure is born, and he might get it again..."

Ao Qing's family background means that he knows that in the world of Shinto, cause and effect are strict and there are many fixed numbers that cannot be changed. However, there are still many variables. If you grasp the variables, you can change your destiny.

In fact, the way to cultivate a dragon is to constantly change one's fate against the will of heaven.

From carps, to arowanas, to ichthyosaurs, and even true dragons, they all transformed step by step, from hidden dragons to trapped dragons to rising dragons...

Perhaps one day it was in the abyss, and the next day it was in heaven.