Welfare Officer

Chapter 174 You stinky panda

Xin Yijiu parked the Qizhu cart, and there were already many frames parked next to it.

"Why does this mountain god use a small mountain pig to pull a cart?"

"What's so strange about this?" I just listened to the children chatting: "I've also seen dog carts, cat carts, mouse carts, donkey carts, crow carts..."

"Pig poop stinks! Take them to the animal farm quickly!"

The little pigs are beginning to gain wisdom. Although they have not eaten the emperor's liquid, they are not stupid either.

Because of this, he was falsely accused of smelly shit, and he couldn't help but groan.

Huang Tian got out of the car and said, "You two boys, I am a little pig. I breathe in the vitality of the mountains and forests, and absorb the brilliance of the sun, moon and stars. I am a top-grade spiritual pig."

"Isn't that a very good ingredient? I heard that there is a kind of fairy pig specially raised in heaven, which is used for making banquets..."

Huang Tian:......

"Two boys, don't scare them." Huang Tian casually took out a few snacks that were originally bribed to Danchun boy: "I am the newly promoted mountain god of the sacred mountain. It is my first time to worship the Spirit King. I don't know the rules yet, so please Take good care of the two boys."

The two children took the snacks and said, "I asked you why you didn't go down. Instead, you looked a little dull."

These two boys are the essence of Yiming Mountain. They stand guard here all year round and do the job of directing the carriage.

"The King of Spirits has three days of Christmas. He comes to present gifts on the first day, has a banquet on the second day, and gives instructions and sermons on the third day. As a new little god like you, you can just follow the senior mountain gods and inquire about it."

"You only need to go down from this cloud road, and there will naturally be bird spirits in the sky to guide you. First, park the carriage to the animal garden, and then the ghost ghost attendants in the mountains will lead you to the cave. First, go to Yiming Palace to line up to offer gifts. After the ceremony, go to see the Spirit King. This year the Spirit King has nine incarnations, so don’t worry about not seeing him."

"Thank you! Thank you so much!" Huang Tian was confused at first, but now he finally had a clear idea and sent a lot of pastries and snacks.

Several boys happily called a spiritual bird directly from under the cloud: "Follow him, he will show you the way."

After Huang Tian thanked him, he called Xin Yijiu to follow the spirit bird downwards.

This place is actually a hundred miles away from Yiming Mountain, but this is the rule. You cannot fly over it. You can only go to the ground first and then climb up the mountain.

Under the foot of the mountain, within a hundred miles, there are various inns, restaurants, temples, and some various scenic spots, with red lights and green lights, which look very lively.

"The people around Yiming Mountain do not need to pay tribute to the dynasty, and those fertile fields are specially used for sacrifices." Xin Yijiu helped drive the car and explained with Huang Tian: "I heard that the weather here is good and the common people are ordinary people. People who live to be a hundred years old are still active, and people who are one hundred, twenty or thirty years old can be seen everywhere."

"Under the rule of King Ling, there are no forces cultivating immortals, but there are many loose immortals who live in seclusion and practice in this place. The cave here is Tai Cang Ming Yi Tian, ​​the leader of the caves in East Jizhou."

"Clan Chief Xin, have you ever come to worship?" Huang Tian asked curiously.

Xin Yijiu smiled bitterly and said: "Qingqiu Country is outside the East China Sea. The first barrier from the East China Sea to East Antarctica is the Yiming Mountain. I passed by this place when I took my children to escape."

"Yes, the Hu family in Cangzhou is not far from here. Do you want to pay a visit?"

Huang Tian thought of Hu Yuelou. He was a real wealthy man.

Xin Yijiu nodded: "The little old man came with the tiger for this reason."

Huang Tian hummed, thinking that it was indeed the right thing to bring Xin Yi Jiulai with him, after all, his ancestors were rich.

Then he asked Xin Yijiu what was going on in Yiming Mountain. After all, the information he searched through the Emperor's Library was relatively official.

"It's been a long time since King Ling established the East Pole Mountain. I don't know when, but I heard that he was a minister of the first emperor of heaven. When the five poles of the world were divided, he was entrusted here."

Xin Yijiu is indeed a scholar who talks eloquently: "There are actually two times when the five poles of the world are divided, and one is the time of the first emperor of heaven."

"It happened during the time of the Third Heavenly Emperor. At that time, there was only the ninth continent between heaven and earth, the Tianwai Continent. Therefore, there were many deviations in the re-determination of the five directions and five poles, especially the north and south poles."

Huang Tian listened carefully and said, "You are talking about others like this, and you are still on their territory?"

"Haha, don't worry, Tiger King, the Spirit King is not the kind of god who gets punished for his words." Xin Yijiu laughed.

Huang Tian secretly said: Are you being mean to me?

Regarding this kind of thing, Huang Tian wouldn't be punished for his words.

"The Five Towns Sacred Mountain, the top of the mountain is connected to the heaven, and it is the sacred pillar of the heaven. If you can climb to the top of the mountain, you can enter the East Ji Taihao Cangtian. However, the little old man believes that the sky is infinitely high, and the Five Towns Sacred Mountain cannot do anything. Connecting the sky and the earth, it should be that the cave sky is connected to the heaven. From the cave sky, you can enter the heaven, just like the cave heaven blessed land in our Qingqiu Kingdom, which is connected to the heaven and the sea."

Huang Tian listened to these internal and external relationships in space, and the spirit bird that followed him quickly landed on the ground.

This is the animal garden at the foot of Yiming Mountain. It is said to be an animal garden, but it actually looks like a manor.

A fat panda man came over quickly to pull the carriage and horses. He was about the same height as a man, wearing a fat robe, and exuding the aura of a spirit demon: "God, stop driving here!"

Huang Tian had no resistance to this kind of creature, and stared at it without letting go: "These little pigs of mine have the bloodline of Kangrui beasts. They don't eat grass, but only the Qingling Qi."

The Pandaren nodded repeatedly: "These little ones look very extraordinary. We will take good care of them."

After saying that, he took out a piece of paper and showed Huang Tian the specific parking fee and the cost of taking care of the little piggy.

Huang Tian almost failed, but Xin Yijiu sent a message: "This is normal, some gods will reward you with money!"

Huang Tian had no choice but to pay first, and when he saw the panda man, he didn't look so amiable.

"Please come this way, God!" The panda man smiled and led Huang Tian onto a path: "Going from here, you will find an archway, which is the entrance to the cave. On both sides of the archway, there are great gods guarding the mountain, holding this sign. , you can go in and out without worry, and when you get to the cave, you can also choose a room to go to, my second uncle is over there, just take the sign and show it to him."

Huang Tian looked at the sign made of bamboo, with a panda shape on it, and couldn't help but secretly said: "This is a family business, and the related households are the related households!"

Huang Tian walked along the path of the Beast Garden and soon saw the archway going up the mountain.

It is a large ancient archway, almost half of a building type, with cornices on the top and balconies on both sides. The plaque reads "Head of the Five Towns" in four characters.

The plaque carries a sense of divine pressure, giving people the feeling of walking through the Nantian Gate.

This archway is the entrance to the mountain and into the cave.

If ordinary people climb mountains to see the scenery or worship in temples, they climb the stairs here. But when gods visit, they can see that there is a mysterious interior and another door.

The God of Shoushan is a god with two animal heads and human bodies, one with the head of a black tiger and the other with the head of a black bear. They are seven or eight feet tall and wear armor.

If you are a mortal, you can see Shoushan Temple on both sides of the archway.

One of these two is Marshal Black Tiger, and the other is Marshal Xuanzhu. They are the commanders of all birds and beasts in Yiming Mountain. They are also great gods. According to the truth, all the demon spirits in East Antarctica are under the jurisdiction of these two.

The people guarding the mountain gate here are only their incarnations, not their real bodies, but they still give people a full sense of oppression.

In addition to the two great gods guarding the mountain, there are also many soldiers and horses, all of whom are extraordinary in gold and silver armor.

The two great gods glanced at Huang Tian slightly and said, "Mountain gods can enter."

This means that Xin Yijiu is not allowed to enter.

Seeing this, Xin Yijiu had no choice but to say to Huang Tian, ​​"Little old man, just wait for the tiger at the foot of the mountain."

Huang Tian had no choice but to nod. The two mountain guardian gods were serious in speech, and Huang Tian was not easy to talk to, so he asked for accommodation.

Entering the cave from the archway, Huang Tian felt something very different. There was plenty of energy inside, not very strong, but high-level, full of vitality and good fortune.

"No wonder there are many long-lived old people around this mountain."

Huang Tian followed the panda man's instructions, climbed the stairs to the cave, and saw another temple pass.

Miaoguan looks like a temple, but actually exists like a city gate. There is a big hole in the middle, which is also the entrance.

Huang Tian saw another panda here, saying he was his second uncle, but Huang Tian couldn't tell because even the clothes were exactly the same.

Huang Tian handed the bamboo sign to him: "Just now your nephew asked me to give it to you."

"Oh!" The panda man took the bamboo sign and said, "There are three levels here: the lower room, the middle room, and the upper room. This bamboo card is here. If you stay in the lower room, I won't charge you any money. The middle room will cost you more." A little, go to the room and add some more.”

Huang Tian listened to his voice and confirmed that the two pandaren were actually one pandaren.

Secretly said: "This guy! If you catch me alone, kill him hard!"

He also recalled what the Cloud Boy said, but there was no mention of this ghost panda at all, so it seemed that he was not a related party.

Huang Tian smiled: "I've just paid for the house to your nephew. If you don't believe me, you can find him and we'll deal with him face to face."

The Pandaren was stunned for a moment, then felt a little uncomfortable, and finally said: "Oh, since you've already paid, come with me!"

Huang Tian stared at his twisting body and said secretly, "This black-hearted panda!"

Huang Tian finally couldn't bear it anymore when he got to the so-called upper room. It was clearly a stone room.

However, Huang Tian sensed that some mountain gods with similar auras to his own also lived in these stone houses.

There is also an inn here that specializes in cooking, and it is actually run by a group of pandas. Seeing them cooking, Huang Tianxin asked: Will it cause hair loss?

"Didn't you say a gift on the first day?" Huang Tian asked.

"The first day is March 3rd! Today is only the first day of March, you came two days early!"

Huang Tian:......

The panda man smiled and said: "Do you need a tour guide to take you to play for two days? Follow me, you can go to many places in Yiming Mountain, and no one will stop you."

Huang Tian was curious: "You don't have to worry about eating and drinking here, so why do you still do these deceiving things?"

"What coaxing?" The Pandaren immediately became serious: "Did I lie to you?"

As soon as he raised his voice, all the pandas in Stone House Village looked over.

"You stinky panda!" Huang Tian scolded directly.

Huang Tian was still very qualified, and his scolding was not unpleasant.

It's just that this panda man is confused: "What is a panda?"

Huang Tian was speechless...

"Are you talking about me? I'm an iron-eating beast! Besides, I look more like a bear. Why do you call me a panda instead of a cat-bear?"

"Besides, I don't stink!" The panda man smelled his arm.

Huang Tian didn't know whether he was really careless or pretending to be careless, but he did divert Huang Tian's attention.

Huang Tian waved his hand: "You go! I don't need a tour guide!"

"Is it really not necessary? Yiming Mountain is very big. If you go to present a gift, do you know where the Zhenyue Ling Palace is?"

"Eh? Huang Tian, ​​are you also coming to pay homage to King Zhenyue Ling?"

A familiar voice sounded. Huang Tian turned around and saw that it was Zhang Fulong.

Think about it, Zhang Fulong's grandfather gave a large piece of the family property to his grandson, and he went to heaven as a mount, so Zhang Fulong can be considered a new mountain god.

Thinking that Zhang Fulong was also brought here, Huang Tian felt more balanced. Maybe he wasn't tricked.

These pandas all look the same, maybe they are really his second uncle.

Huang Tian stepped forward: "Brother Zhang, I haven't even thanked you for saving my life last time!"

Zhang Fulong snorted: "Don't mention that matter again."

Then he was a little surprised: "You have broken through and become an eighth-grade god?"

Huang Tian chuckled and said, "After what happened to Jiu Ying, there is a reward from heaven."

Zhang Fulong hummed: "I have heard about what happened before. The birth of the Nine Infants is no small matter. How did you survive?"

Huang Tian only said: "Help me, noble man."

Zhang Fulong had a hot temper. Hearing Huang Tian's remark, he only replied: "It's your usual style to pretend to be a ghost."

Huang Tian didn't want to break up with him: "Brother Zhang, do you want to go on a mountain tour? Take me with you!"

"I want to visit the black tiger clan here, not go on a mountain tour. This damn iron-eating beast brought me here!"

Hearing that Zhang Fulong had also been tricked, Huang Tian felt more balanced: "Brother Zhang, why don't you get angry! Do these iron-eating beasts have a big background?"

"The innate nature of Zhenyue Spirit King is that of an iron-eating beast." Zhang Fulong had a headache: "These iron-eating beasts are not descendants of the Spirit King, but they are quite rogue, and I can't get angry."

Huang Tian said he understood, thinking that the emperor's family also had poor relatives, and fearing that King Zhen Yueling might be a little soft-hearted, he asked them to stay here.

Huang Tian asked again: "What gift does Brother Zhang give?"

"I found a few strange rocks of chaos and brought them as gifts." Zhang Fulong didn't have any evil intentions.

Huang Tian secretly said: "Chaos strange stone? So high-end? Is the bonsai I made too low-end?"

Zhang Fulong didn't want to waste time anymore: "I'm going for a walk alone, do you want to come with me?"

Huang Tian nodded, and the two of them walked out of Shiwu Village.

The cave sky is vast and has no boundaries. You can feel at home in it and there is no palace in sight.

Zhang Fulong transformed into a prototype, a beautiful white tiger.

Huang Tian sat on the tiger's back and felt that the fur was soft, more comfortable than an orange raccoon. He thought to himself, "No wonder your grandfather was used as a mount by the gods. Who doesn't love this fur!"

But Zhang Yinzhen, an old yin, did almost cast a shadow on Huang Tian.

But Zhang Fulong is a white tiger, so why go to the local black tiger clan? Looking for a black girl?

Huang Tian gossiped secretly.

Fortunately, Zhang Fulong soon found a spiritual mountain in the cave.

The name of the mountain is "Laofu".

There was a powerful tiger on Laofu Mountain, and Zhang Fulong also had a very good nose, so he followed the smell and found it.

He soon transformed into a human form and held a box to Huang Tian.

Huang Tian finally came to his senses. He was coaxed into being a treasure-presenting boy. No wonder he sat on my back for a while.

Zhang Fulong saw Huang Tian's resentful look and simply said, "If you are idle, you are idle."

Huang Tian opened the box and saw that there was a piece of coral inside.

Zhang Fulong frowned slightly: "What did you open it for?"

Huang Tian only said: "I am a wild god from the countryside. I have never seen the treasure before, so I am curious!"

"This is a thousand-year-old blood coral from the East China Sea. It is a treasure. Wearing it or placing it all year round can purify your blood."

When I saw it, it raised its neck and roared slightly, and the tiger roared in the forest.

Tiger roars were heard one after another on the mountain, and soon two black tigers came running up. They were ten feet long, and there was a strong wind when they walked.

Two black tigers jumped from a high rock and transformed into shapes with the wind. When they landed, they turned into a pair of identical young men with black hair and black clothes, showing their fangs: "Who are you? Why are you here? We, Old Fushan, don't Accepting foreign guests!”

Zhang Fulong said: "I came here to ask for a marriage on the order of my grandfather."

The two young men looked Zhang Fulong up and down and said secretly: "I wonder which tigress's marriage the elders in the family have revealed. This is really a great joy!"

His tone became cheerful: "I see, come with us!"

The two teenagers immediately ran into the mountains and forests, and soon transformed into the true form of the black tiger.

Zhang Fulong also turned into a white tiger and followed him. Huang Tian continued to ride on his back, crossing mountain streams and jumping over cliffs, and soon arrived at a place called "Black Tiger Cliff".

It looks eerie and weird, with an aura of death, as if it is connected to the underworld.

Several black tigers lay lazily on the cliff. In the cliff, there were several caves that faintly revealed an extremely profound aura.

The two black tiger boys turned into human forms: "Ancestor, here comes a man who wants to propose marriage!"

I saw a middle-aged man in black Taoist robes walking out of the cave. His temples were slightly white and his aura was surging. Although he was not a god, he was practicing immortality, but he looked much more powerful than the black evil god Wang Shihu and his like. Mahabala Not to mention, they are only about the same as two black tiger boys.

The middle-aged man was slightly startled when he saw Zhang Fulong: "Which family are you from?"

"My grandfather Zhang Yinzhen is the god of Hengni Mountain. I am his grandson."

The middle-aged man remembered: "It turns out to be Brother Zhang's grandson."

Then he said: "Three hundred years ago, Brother Zhang and I explored the secret realm together. Later, we talked about one of my daughters who was worried about getting married...but you have lost the seniority...Besides, three hundred years have passed, and my daughters All of them are married off."

"If my nephew wants to marry me, he can't."

At this time, the black tiger boy muttered: "Isn't it obvious that there are still a few sisters who are not married?"

Zhang Fulong's face looked slightly ugly.

Huang Tian secretly thought in his heart: Here comes the classic, the annulled engagement flow! Quickly shout thirty years to Hedong, thirty years to Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty!

"That's because I was rude." Zhang Fulong turned around and left.

"Wait a minute!" the middle-aged man said: "If you leave like this, it will inevitably spread that our Black Tiger clan is unfaithful. Apart from asking for marriage, if you change your request, as long as it is not excessive, we will definitely be satisfied!"

"No need." Zhang Fulong just said: "Why should a man worry about not having a wife? I am just respecting my grandfather's orders. I don't have to marry. Since your house has no girls to marry, I just want to find another good wife."

The middle-aged man nodded slightly: "He is quite a character, a heroic man! Much better than the sinister people like his grandfather."

The middle-aged man remembered that a few days ago, before his friend Xuan Jingdong Earthly Immortal was born, there was a message telling him to be careful of the Smiling Tiger.

It was precisely because of this matter that the middle-aged man rejected Zhang Fulong.

But now that I saw Zhang Fulong, his appearance and temperament were very good, and I started to regret my rejection just now.

But Zhang Fulong had already turned around and left, and Huang Tian quickly followed.

"Do you still want this blood coral? Don't give it to me!"

"This is my marriage proposal gift, you have the nerve to accept it?"

Huang Tian said hey, "Whatever! You won't be able to use it anyway."

"Are you happy?" Zhang Fulong seemed to want to find a punching bag.

Huang Tian immediately shut up: "They are short-sighted! At this moment, at that moment, Brother Zhang, you are not bad at all. They just have Marshal Black Tiger as their backer, who is also the gatekeeper, don't you also have your grandfather? "

"Why are you so weird when you comfort people?" Zhang Fulong didn't bother to pay attention to Huang Tian: "I'm just the elder's order. I'm just going through the motions. It doesn't matter whether it works or not."

Huang Tian smiled and said, "I do have an idea."

"What's your idea?" Zhang Fulong said, "Isn't it some kind of conspiracy?"

"It's better to make friends than to offend others. Your marriage is probably a political demand. You don't have to marry anyone and have a sworn relationship instead! I see those two tough-minded guys, you can definitely try to influence them!"

"Bad idea!" Zhang Fulong refused: "Shut up."

Huang Tian happily put away the thousand-year-old blood coral: "Don't worry, I like to be a matchmaker the most. I told my other brother about a matchmaker before. My brother liked it very much. When I find the right one, I will introduce him. for you."

Zhang Fulong was amused by Huang Tian: "You, a money-grubbing little man, what kind of matchmaker can you say?"

Then the two of them started strolling around, and there were many beautiful scenery in the cave.

Unknowingly, I strayed into a strange stone forest.

These stones are of various kinds, some look like dragons, some look like monkeys, and some look like people, as if they are all really transformed.

Not only that, but it also became a formation. Huang Tian was quite accomplished in this kind of formation, but it felt very complicated after entering.

"This maze of strange rocks is quite impressive."

"Is it just a little bit bad?"

I saw a young man appearing among the strange rocks, with a divine light on his body.

Huang Tian didn't recognize this spirit, but he saw that the envoy next to him was the Feng Luan who came to consecrate his family.

"Prince Longchang?"

"Haha, this strange stone formation was created by me when I was a child. Can you solve it?"

After all, Huang Tian was a genius who had cracked the Three Innate Talents Formation, so he naturally nodded: "It's just the Bagua Trap Formation. It uses strange rocks to connect the earth's energy. Its power is very limited."

"Haha!" Longchang said: "To be honest, my strange rocks are a chess formation. These strange rocks with their own horoscopes are chess pieces. They are arranged in a square formation. How do you call it a Bagua trapped formation? "

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