Welfare Officer

Huang Tian followed several empresses to many houses. They were all extremely sad and sentimental.

Huang Tian originally wanted to be able to grant blessings as the God of Blessings, but the established fact cannot be changed. This is a destiny, and blessings can only give some small favors, and it is impossible to change the numerology.

It is true that all sentient beings have different sufferings. They are all difficult to recite. They cannot be explained clearly and the path is unclear.

Therefore, Huang Tian secretly said: "For these suffering people, asking for help from officials is not effective, so they just ask for help from God. But if they criticize even petitions for God as superstitious, then they have no credibility, and they are like zombies." ."

"If you say you won't fight if you're angry, but as long as you can live and endure more suffering, what's the cost? It's already suffering enough anyway."

A sense of humanity arose in Huang Tian's heart, but Huang Tian did not dare to do anything, because telling the truth had a price, and doing good deeds also had a price.

"Fortunately, East Antarctica is a world where Shinto manifests itself. They prayed to the gods, and now they always get a response. But the gods do things, thunder, rain and dew are all gifts from heaven. If they can be efficacious, they have great supernatural powers. If they cannot be efficacious, they can only blame the believers for not being pious enough. ."

Baili Goddess saw Xiao Huangtian's eyebrows, eyes, nose, and mouth wrinkled into a ball, turning into a "bitter" child, and couldn't help but said: "Where are you now, you have become a bitter melon essence?"

Huang Tian sighed and said, "I thought that Shinto would govern the world, bring good weather, and ensure peace and prosperity for the country and the people."

"Then you are too idealistic." Baili pinched Huang Tian's little face: "There are differences in life. Some people are born with enlightenment, and some people are ignorant. Everyone's accumulation of merit is different. If there is no suffering, one must What do our gods do?”

"Don't put yourself in the perspective of a mortal. A mortal only has a few years, but they are only in a hurry. You need to look at it from a Taoist perspective. A hundred years are only a snap of the fingers."

Although it sounds cruel, it is indeed not wrong.

A sage does nothing but teaches without doing anything. All things are done without hesitation, they are born without being, they are done without relying on them, and they are accomplished without dwelling on them.

It’s no wonder that the first rule of the Shinto Code is not to substitute one’s own heart for Heaven’s heart. Human beings all have seven emotions and six desires. If one randomly substitutes Heaven’s heart for Heaven’s heart, it will always be like “I want the Three Realms to be buried with you” and “If he dares to touch a hair of yours, I will slaughter all the people in the world.” What's the difference between that and Barbarian Continent?

Huang Tian gradually realized the essence of humanity, and a circle of wisdom light emerged from the back of his head, causing the goddesses to exclaim: "Little Huang Tian, ​​you are quite enlightened!"

"Then did you have a flash of inspiration and find a clue about a common characteristic in these families? We can integrate these and lure the snake out of the hole." The Pomegranate Goddess poked Huang Tian's ear.

"This requires a visit to the surrounding area to investigate. We can ask their family if they have any ancestors or family gods they worship."

The house god is the well god, the kitchen god, the door god, etc. Although these gods are all clones, they still need to work hard to protect the house. Whether they are poor people, wealthy people, or even a family that cultivates immortality in the spiritual realm, they will worship these gods. Domestic God.

"You are right." The mother-in-law at the bedside said: "Even in sleep, there are many dream creatures. Their perspective is higher, and they can also see things that ordinary people cannot see or discover."

Several gods were traveling around, and Huang Tian was quite familiar with the land in the four urban districts. The land in the city was from the eighth level. The land master had taken Huang Tian to visit it before, and the first one he visited was the land in the DC district.

The name of this land is Wang Yixue. He was originally a private school teacher. Because he taught and educated people, he enlightened three thousand disciples, and his merits were good after his death, so he was granted land.

Now that Huang Tian came, Wang Yixue was very kind: "Xiao Huangtian is here! Come and have tea. Xiao Li has been transferred to Taowu Town, Xiangren Prefecture for a while. Is the situation okay? Oh my, Taowu Town is a good place." The place has clear mountains and beautiful waters. When I was a young student traveling there, I went to Taoshan to participate in a poetry meeting."

Huang Tian was very moved when he heard him asking about the situation of Land Master, and replied: "Taowu Town is indeed good, and Grandpa is also very nice there. I went to see it. I'm sorry to bother you."

"Xiao Li has been in Qingxuan Village for more than thirty years. He and I are old acquaintances. I have been in office for fifty years, and I still have ten years to go before I can be transferred to another place. I am not as lucky as him, Xiao Huangtian You are also blessed, you suddenly became a mountain god and gained favor."

Huang Tian heard that he was asking about opportunities for promotion and salary increase, and he immediately became happy: "Grandpa Wang, don't worry, I have a case here. If I can solve it, I might as well get a share of the credit. "

Then he started talking about the case of the missing child.

Wang Yixue frowned and took out the birth book to check: "I'm afraid there will be more misfortune than good."

Then a big yellow dog was summoned. The big yellow dog looked majestic and had a bone tag on its neck, which was made of gold.

Di Di sat down on the big yellow dog and invited Huang Tian, ​​who had no choice but to become smaller.

"There are three kingdoms in the city, namely the Sanhua Kingdom, the Dongcang Kingdom, and the Oolong Kingdom. The kingdom of the Sanhua Empress of the Sanhua Kingdom is near the Temple of Agriculture, the Dongcang Kingdom is near the countryside outside the city, and the Dongbian County Granary and Granary. Wulong Country has the most vast territory.”

Huang Tian nodded. He knew this. Before, the Three Flower Kingdom was not called the Three Flower Kingdom, but the Orange Raccoon Country. Now the Orange Raccoon Country has moved to Qingxuan Village. After Qixiang Pig became Huang Tian's mount, the Orange Raccoon Kingdom The Lord had nothing to do, so he simply went to Qingxuan Village to build a country. He took a few country civet cats as concubines, re-established the Orange Civet Kingdom, and built a nest in the Tutu Temple as a palace.

However, after Juliu went to Qingxuan Village, there were indeed fewer rats and mice. After all, Juliuer is also the God of Agriculture, the God of Cats and Tigers, and specializes in defeating field mice. Although he is arrogant and does not eat mice, all the wild cats under his command He is good at catching mice.

"The cats, dogs, mice, sparrows, etc. are always the first to know about things in the city. Lord Wulong and I have been friends for many years, and dogs have the most sensitive noses and are good at tracking. Maybe they can help solve the case."

Soon we arrived at the Yangshi County Government Office. The county government office was dilapidated and looked to be in disrepair. There was a kennel at the door with a sign: "There is a fierce dog inside."

When Wang Yixue knocked on the door, a pure black thin dog came out. Huang Tian was very surprised. No wonder it was called Wulong Kingdom, and its shape did have a bit of a dragon look.

I saw the leader of Wulong Kingdom opening his mouth and speaking in human words: "What does the land master want from me?"

"I have a case to ask the king for help. Everyone knows that the king of Oolong is eager for justice, and is an upright dog. He is a righteous dog that is rare in a century. He also embodies the divinity of justice and can distinguish between loyal and traitorous people. He is good and evil, assists the county magistrate in solving cases, and is admired by others.”

Wang Yixue was a lot of flatterers when he first came up, and even his mount, the big yellow dog, whimpered to please him, his eyes filled with admiration.

The leader of Wulong Kingdom couldn't help but feel happy when he shouted, his tail wagging, and he smiled slightly and said: "It's all a false name, it's all a false name."

Huang Tian secretly said: What a vain black dog!

Wei Wei thought, isn't that what dogs in the yamen are like?

At that time, there was a message asking Wang Yixue if he needed to bribe him with interest for the land east of the city.

Wang Yixue smiled and said: "That's because the former King of Orange Li Kingdom liked to accept bribes. The King of Oolong Kingdom liked false pretense and flattery the most. As long as he can flatter others, no, he can flatter others."

When Huang Tian heard this, he said, "I am good at this." He immediately applied to join the battle, using only the words he used in meetings in his previous life.

I only heard a few key points, talking about spirit, ideals, praises of merits, and achievements. The past was a rough road, and the future will lead to glory. After a set of words, even Wang Yixue took a pen to record it, and said secretly: "This is the process of promotion." Tao!"

After talking for a long time, the owner of Wulong Kingdom felt numb all over his body, and his soul was in a state of ecstasy. He was just scratching his head and couldn't stop.

Finally, he said directly: "Young man is very good at talking! What you say makes sense. I admire you very much. It just so happens that our Oolong Kingdom is still short of a speech officer. Although you are not a dog, the leader of this country made an exception and asked you to be the emperor. Doctor Shi, how are you?"

Huang Tian didn't want to be a shepherd, so he politely refused.

The leader of the Oolong Kingdom felt great pity, but he was also confident: "I will not just sit idly by and ignore this matter!"

He roared loudly, and saw dogs barking in the yards of each house. Then dozens of good dogs appeared in the streets and alleys. They were the dog-herder ministers of the Oolong Kingdom.

I saw only yellow dogs, white dogs, spotted dogs, pugs, all kinds of dogs, and they were quite intelligent.

Huang Tian lamented that Gouzi was still loyal. If Juli were to rule the country, his subordinates would all be rebels. He was the last one to know about Sanhua's rebellion.

Huang Tian thought about the good things about dogs, so he wanted to keep a dog, but after thinking about it for a moment, he decided it would depend on fate.

The civil and military officials of the Dog Kingdom listened to the instructions of the Lord of the Oolong Kingdom, and immediately went to the homes of the missing people to kiss and sniff, and even the Lord of the Oolong Kingdom also came out personally.

"The sky and the earth are infinite, and the traces of gods are traced thousands of miles away!" The Lord of Oolong suddenly inhaled his nose, and there were thousands of smells, whether it was the smell of living people, the smell of dead people, the smell of gods, or the smell of monsters, as long as it was something, It must have its smell.

The leader of Wulong Kingdom assisted the county magistrate in solving the case, and he was familiar with this kind of thing.

"Follow me!" The Lord of the Oolong Kingdom ran quickly, his waist as thin as a spring, and his speed was not bad. He could run several feet away in one or two steps. He was really as powerful as a swimming dragon. No wonder he was called Oolong.

Seeing that he had a clue, Huang Tian quickly notified Baili Tongyun, Bedside Granny, and Pomegranate Goddess.

Several goddesses investigated separately. They each had their own circles. Among them, Baili was the master of plum blossoms, so most of the inquiries were about local plum trees.

The Pomegranate Goddess is a pomegranate flower, so she is also asking about the pomegranate tree.

But there are some other plants and trees on the left and right, and they can also ask about them.

The little monsters also have their own ways, but they are the most well-informed.

The bedside mother-in-law can enter the dream world and follow the conversations of some local dream gods and demon spirits to see if she can get hints from her sleep.

Because many things that are about to happen will have signs in your sleep. They are so-called precognitive dreams, and you may be able to see things in the future from them.

The latitude of the dream is reversed and confused, seeming to be higher than the real world and yet lower than the real world.

From this chaotic latitude change and distorted spatial perception, we can jump out of the original time and space coordinates and occasionally watch what will happen in the future.

The City God also has its own channels for investigation and investigation, including bridge gods, well gods, road gods, door gods of each household, ancestors of ancestral halls, and roof beasts on the roof. They are all gods and beasts, and they spend most of their time watching the lives of all living beings. Although there is not much interference in the joys and sorrows, they still have their own way.

Before, I didn't really put my mind down to check. If I really wanted to check, there was nothing I couldn't check.

After all, the City God is the lord of a place, commonly known as Bailihou. He is basically a local emperor and a local snake. Moreover, the Cao family has connections in Haojing of the Great Zhou Dynasty, so he can be regarded as having a good eye for the sky.

Lord Wulong led Huang Tian and the land east of the city to a place that he was very familiar with. It was near the City God's Temple in Yangshi.

But it stopped here, and the leader of Wulong Kingdom said: "I feel that I can no longer continue the investigation. I am afraid of danger."

At this time, among the statues in the temple, the city god walked out directly: "What the hell! Is this county still depressed? Why did it come to my home in such a roundabout way?"

At this time, the three goddesses and fairies also came and said to the City God: "Okay! Cao Chenghuang, you hide it deeper than anyone else!"

Cao Chenghuang frowned: "I definitely didn't do this. Could it be the ghosts and gods in my temple?"

At that moment, they were brought to court one by one. There were hundreds of ghosts and ghosts in the City God's Temple, but none of them were suspected. There was no opportunity for them to commit crimes, let alone where they hid the victimized children.

All the gods felt that they had been fooled, but the mother-in-law at the bedside thought a little: "The dream guided me to see this place. If you see it in a dream, you will see it. It will not lie. I think maybe it really breeds some delusions." Category?"

The city god understood: "You mean that the strange tales of the countryside have taken shape."

The Pomegranate Goddess also understood at once: "Yes, when the spread of rural ghost stories reaches a large scale, a regular demon will be formed. When a strange story was widely spread in East Antarctica, it caused many troubles. In the end, it was the queen herself who took action and solved the strange story. rule."

Huang Tian was curious: "I was born young and don't know about this kind of worldly affairs. Can you explain it in detail?"

"About eight hundred years ago, a story suddenly became popular to coax children, probably children don't cry, children don't make noises, the tiger aunt outside the door eats the toes first, then the ears..."

"Then a child was killed. As long as the child cried at night, the family would use this scare doll to attract strange stories."

"Dolls' fears are always simple and extreme. They can't even distinguish between dreams and reality. Many of them regard dream memories as real memories, so much so that they believe them deeply."

"You should regard this fear as the power of incense of faith, and it is extremely pure."

Huang Tian understood at this moment: "So it belongs to a kind of rules god? Evil god?"

"Yes, generally speaking, although this kind of weird talk will have a certain influence, it will not affect reality if it has no basis. At most, monsters will be born in the underworld and the dream world." City God added.

Huang Tian secretly thought, this is similar to the terrifying belief of the Demon God of the Wild Continent! But it's more refined here.

"The previous kaitan was a fallen cat and tiger god. With the help of kaitan, it became kaitan itself, imitating kaitan to commit crimes, and finally condensed the divinity of the evil god and the true seed of Shinto, and continued to expand the influence of kaitan. At that time, thousands of households and all the children Missing toes and ears.”

Cao Chenghuang thought carefully for a while: "There seems to be a strange story recently." After saying that, he looked at Huang Tian: "This matter is also related to you."

Huang Tian quickly distanced himself from the relationship: "Don't throw dirty water on me! I didn't spread such weird rumors!"

Huang Tian did spread rumors back then, but he and Nian Youyu did bad things together.

Throwing out dozens of fake exercises, causing strange phenomena, and spreading some rumors about the birth of Emperor Ye Tian's successor, they were almost discovered at that time.

Fortunately, Huang Tian's acting skills were realistic and he showed clear stupid eyes.

Hearing what Cao Chenghuang said at this time, he thought that he had been exposed, so he jumped a little and planned to bite the bullet and refuse to admit it even to death.

Cao Chenghuang smiled when he saw Huang Tian's wary face, as if there was no three hundred taels of silver in this place, "When you were kidnapped during the Master of Cooking Competition, a large number of female cultivators screamed and yelled, asking for clues."

"The people watching the excitement in the back spread the word about it, and the more they spread, the more outrageous it became."

"At first, I just said that I saw someone secretly discussing how to take you away with a sack, and I also said that someone was following you secretly..."

"But word has spread that a man came here recently, stalked children secretly, and used sacks to lure people away... Those female nuns collapsed and screamed there because the children were stolen... You know, they screamed Mom loves you, my baby, how can I live without you..."

Huang Tian touched his brow with his hand and couldn't laugh or cry. At that time, he was at the peak of his popularity and could be considered a child star idol. He was good at awakening the motherly love of the female monks by pretending to be cute, so he gained a large number of mother fans. It can only be said that he was outrageous, and he was Baili Tongyun. At that time, the rich woman also bowed to Huang Tian's head tilted in ecstasy.

I didn't expect that after my family was kidnapped, there would be a wave of rumors.

"These are still relatively common rumors."

"Later on, some outrageous versions were derived. For example, a demonic cultivator came to the city god's spiritual realm. He was a nine-child demon or something like that. He specialized in stealing babies to practice demonic skills. He wanted to practice some yin-yang demon, the five-infant skull-crushing hammer. This kind of magic weapon caused panic among people at that time!"

"Several versions were derived later. It is said that it is not a nine-child demon, but an innate infant demon. It is a demon composed of the resentments of thousands of aborted babies. It is most jealous of newborn children and pregnant women and will strangle them. Die, cause her to have a miscarriage or something.”

"There is also a rumor that a heart-eating demon came here. I heard that he was here to participate in the Master of Cooking competition, so he grabbed the children to make clay pot rice, dug out the hearts and livers, fried and fried..."

Judge Lu also remembered: "These files are still there, and the rumors were refuted at that time, but it was totally unsuccessful. The more the rumors were refuted, the more serious they became. If they were not refuted, they would have no power to spread. The City God had no choice but to let nature take its course and no longer interfere."

"None of the demons in these rumors are good!" Empress Pomegranate frowned: "Fortunately, the root cause is actually the panic caused by Huang Tian being kidnapped, and the root cause is still here with Xiao Huangtian."

Huang Tian looked confused: "The basis of this weird talk has long been divorced from the original deeds. The root of it lies with me. Why don't I feel anything at all?"

"One thing can only give birth to one ghost story. Although other ghost stories are born, they will eat each other and eventually find you, because you are the source, but you were not really taken away, so their existence is false. Yes, if you were kidnapped and it became an established fact, or even swallowed you up, then the ghost story would truly take shape."

Huang Tianzhen would really thank him. This kind of thing is simply inexplicable.

So the little monsters in the mountains frequently disappeared, and even the Black Water Black Snake was attacked, was it because they were involved in this "Huang Tian was kidnapped" case?

That's right, not only Huang Tian was kidnapped at that time, but also some other Five Elements elves, including Chihuahua, all of whom were children. With rumors fermented and spread to the world of Yang, I am afraid that such a powerful person will really be born. There are strange stories, so that those who are willing to use the strange stories to condense divinity, condense rules, and become evil gods.

Huang Tian had no choice but to ask: "Then how did the Lady Sending Lady decipher the ghost story and kill the evil god?"

"Of course we have to break the rules." The Pomegranate Goddess said: "First find the root cause, and then decipher the logic of its formation based on the root cause. In this way, the ghost stories will disappear, and the evil god who has lost the basis of the ghost stories is not a big problem. Just capture it directly. "

Cao Chenghuang said: "So what do we need to do?"

The rich lady Baili Tongyun said: "Then let's repeat the original scene. Call more female cultivators to come over. Xiao Huangtian will come on stage to cook, and we will be responsible for shouting, "Mom, I love you."

Cao Chenghuang nodded frequently: "This is a good idea. It just so happens that the stage for the God of Cooking competition in the food street has not been dismantled. Tourists often experience the God of Cooking competition, which boosts the popularity of the food street."

"I originally planned to hold a Master of Cooking competition every year, but I didn't get any investment this year. After Ji County completes its upgrade, we can hold it again. Xiao Huangtian, you have to support the scene then!"

Huang Tian secretly said, "Cao Chenghuang, you know how to do business. You can think of all these ways to attract people."

But he still agreed: "Okay, okay!"

Waiting for the night, the moon is like a hook in the sky, the stars are bustling, and the food street is full of lights and feasting.

Cao Chenghuang, Baili Fupo and others attracted a large group of spectators. They were all female monks, female goblins, and even female ghosts. Anyway, the ones with a little more strength were hiding and did not show up.

The chef of Chef Fairy House was forcibly dragged into the arena to compete with Huang Tian, ​​simulating the scene from the Master of Chef competition at that time. He was really confused, but what could he do? The price they offered was too much to refuse.

Huang Tian returned to his original three-inch size and was extremely cute. What he was cooking now was a pot of hot pot with clear soup, added with mugwort and Perrin, which are good things to ward off evil and avoid plague.

The female cultivators below saw Huang Tian being so cute, holding a spatula taller than themselves, and they all burst into maternal love: "Huang Tian! Come on! Mommy loves you! Ah~~"

Huang Tian couldn't help but come up with an idea after seeing that the show had no effect for a long time and the strange stories had not come.

At that moment, he said loudly: "The dish I cooked today is called stew yourself in an iron pot!"

After announcing the name of the dish, he jumped into the pot with a thud.