What bad intentions could Batman have?

"Those red eyes. I'm sure they can see right through me, as if I'm just an obstruction."

"But when I look at you?"

"I see what no one can become. I see the end."

"The end of our human potential."

"The end of all our achievements."

"The end of all our dreams."

"You are my nightmare."

"All men are born equal."

"All men. And you, are not human."

--"Luther"

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This is the military base where General Ryan imprisons the parasites.

Two researchers in thick chemical protective suits are pushing a large barrel of chemical waste through the corridor with a cart.

"What a sin." One of the chemical suits said, "This is the 53rd person who died this week. And we only created one parasite, and once it is released from the culture dish, its life span is only 30 minutes."

"Ha, if you sympathize with them so much, you can apply for transfer from this base, or do you want to be Edward Snowden?"

(Note: Edward Snowden, the person who exposed the *Mirror Gate incident)

"I'm just talking, why are you so serious?" The chemical suit who just expressed sympathy shook his head and said:

"Anyway, it's not me who died."

Then the two of them were silent for a while.

After a while, the chemical suit who just cursed apologized: "Sorry, I'm not targeting you."

"Yeah, I know."

Then the two of them didn't say anything, trying their best to erase those outrageous and cruel human experiment scenes from their memories, and only the sound of wheels resounded in the empty corridor.

Walking around the corner, they saw a fat figure squatting there stealthily. The other party was wearing a chemical suit but not a helmet.

A man in a chemical suit immediately stepped forward and kicked him in the back.

"Rudy Jones! You're eating on the job again."

"Sorry... sorry!"

The fat man named Rudy was startled and turned around immediately.

He had a donut in his hand: "I'm just a little hungry..."

The donut in his hand was immediately knocked off by one of the chemical suits.

"You can't eat in the experimental area, idiot! And where's your protective helmet?"

"I..."

"Enough, I've had enough of these outsourced sweepers." Another chemical suit said: "Call the boss, we're going to fire this idiot-"

But before he finished speaking, he heard a loud bang. In an instant, Rudy felt his head buzzing and the ceiling collapsed!

When he came to his senses, the two chemical suits who had just clamored to fire him had been buried under the rubble, blood was flowing out from below, and the bucket of pink chemical waste was also all over the floor.

"Oh my God." Rudy hurriedly picked up the donut he had dropped on the ground and stuffed it into his mouth, then quickly put on his protective helmet, not noticing that the pink waste had already stained the donut a little. "That was the last donut, and now it's not on me. You can't fire me." He muttered, "Damn it, I have to run away quickly." But he had just taken two steps when he saw another person in a chemical protective suit tumbling and crawling from the other side of the corridor. "Ah, Mr. Vasily." Rudy recognized his immediate boss: "I was wearing a protective helmet properly." But his boss only responded with a scream of extreme fear. Then he saw a pink monster climbing upside down from the ceiling like a skinned frog, pounced on his boss, tore open the protective suit like tearing open a can, and sucked the man into a mummy in the blink of an eye. "You...you..." Rudy fell to the ground with a thud, shaking his fat body and retreating: "Don't come over here!" Then he saw the pink parasitic demon rushing towards him. He closed his eyes suddenly, and his mind went blank. He could even smell the smell of the nutrient solution in the culture dish left on the other party. But death did not come like him. Rudy opened his eyes and saw that the parasitic demon whimpered and retreated like a beast, as submissive and submissive as a wolf cub meeting a wolf. "What...what's going on?" Rudy looked at the parasitic demon in confusion, and then watched the other party purring like a dog, suddenly smashing the wall next to it and disappearing. Rudy got up from the ground and followed the big hole that was knocked out, and walked to the outside of the building. He turned around, then looked up and saw a big hole in the building behind him that was supposed to hold the parasites. Countless pink parasites howled and ran out of the big hole and other places, smashing the walls, and then flew into the sky one by one and disappeared into the clouds.

The entire military base was silent, as if there was no one alive.

Rudy Jones shuddered: "Damn it, I have to get out of here quickly."

He just took two steps and felt a strong sense of nausea. Then he took off his helmet and vomited a large amount of pink mucus.

"Damn it," he muttered, then put it back on and ran away quickly.

Ugh!

On his way to escape, he vomited another pool of pink mucus.

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"Hurry up, Lawton, I've never set off such a big firework."

On the other side, Harley saw a large number of parasites flying out of the military base on the screen. She immediately turned her head and said to Death Shooter:

"Just like what the old bat said, we know that Lex Luthor is a bad guy who doesn't keep his promise."

She waved her fist excitedly:

"Prepare to launch a nuclear bomb and lead all those stupid parasites to the Kryptonian spaceship!"

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Bang!

The big guy Ek was punched on the head.

"You are the only one who doesn't call yourself a Kryptonian?"

Inhaling that kind of thing will make Kryptonians weak.

General Zod thought silently.

He watched Ek, who was lying on the ground, being sat on by Chen Tao. The poor adjutant had no time to cough out the kryptonite powder in his lungs, and his nose was flattened by a heavy punch.

"Stop, don't..."

Bang!

The green-faced Kryptonian couldn't resist the ravages of another steel man.

General Zod took a half step back.

He stared at the other's pointed ears and the cloak.

I should have thought of it earlier.

General Zod regretted it a little. He was thinking about Jor-El, but ignored another person he should have been vigilant about.

Batman.

But he still had a chance to make up for it. Zod immediately pressed on the communicator: "Ur, bring more Kryptonian warriors, we have encountered a new strong enemy here."

But he only heard a violent noise.

What happened?

"Bizarro feels like building." (Destruction)

He heard the other party say.

Okay.

Zod saw Kal-El, who had just been besieged by them, get up from the ground, his eyes lit up red, so he knew that he might have to fight 1 to 2. He forced himself to calm down.

It doesn't matter, if that green stone can work on Kryptonians, then it will work on Batman...

Then he saw Batman on the opposite side took out kryptonite powder from his arms and inhaled a large mouthful of it into his nose like smoking.

In Zod's almost dull eyes, the comedian took another sip and then shouted: "Bizarro! Bao Bao! Lala!" (Hungry, food!)

"Batman, who are you? What is your relationship with Krypton? You are definitely not a human being--"

But there was no response to Zod's question.

"Bizarro, happy!"

Happy your mother.

General Zod watched the other party's body almost swell up. At that moment, he felt that all the hairs on his body stood up, and he immediately took a defensive posture.

But the other party did not launch an attack immediately.

General Zod just watched the other party stretch out a finger and pointed to the sky: "Look! There's nothing there!" (What's there?)

He subconsciously looked back.

That's right, there's really nothing.

Then he was hit in the face with a fist, and he couldn't help but scream in pain.

"You actually--"

He couldn't believe that he was beaten by such a comedian, and he couldn't believe that he would fall for such a childish fighting strategy.

His eyes lit up with heat vision, and then his head was frozen into a lump of ice by the opponent's freezing vision.

Batman jumped over like a koala, and Zod was caught off guard by the opponent. He fought back desperately, and then he was slapped in the face, breaking the ice.

Snap!

This insulting attack made Zod stunned for a moment, he covered his face, and then went crazy.

"What the hell are you! How dare you beat the last king of Krypton!"

Zod deliberately indulged his rising anger. He just saw with his own eyes how Kal-El was furious because of the death of his human adoptive mother, and once suppressed him and Ek. Therefore, he took the initiative to hypnotize himself, trying to increase his strength by imitating his enemy.

"I am a pink cutie!"

(I am a pitch-black nightmare!)

Bang!

The fist with kryptonite powder left on it exploded in his face, and the little emotion that Zod had just brewed was immediately interrupted.

"I am a non-human, and also your favorite bunny!"

(I am a human, but the most terrifying dragon to you!)

"Ah!"

I can't get angry!!!

Zod struggled to break free from the opponent's grasp, and then heard the opponent shouting: "Hey, my little cutie, don't leave! I am your bunny!"

In this world, the most uncomfortable thing than a fool riding on you and beating you is this fool who beats you... He calls himself a pink bunny.

This fight is already impossible, General Zod is determined to retreat, but as soon as he stood up, he was hugged from behind by Superman.

"Kal-El!!! What are you doing!"

"Beat you." Superman answered him honestly.

Zod choked.

He turned his head and watched Batman in front of him laugh out loud and creepy, his mouth stretched to his ears, and then he turned into a Kryptonite dump truck with green spikes flashing:

"I will caress you gently at the speed of a turtle!"

Zod's eyes were red with anger: "F*ck! Let me go!"

"Toot toot toot toot-the little train doesn't want to start at all-"

The sound of the throttle kept ringing, and General Zod struggled desperately: "Carl, we can negotiate, talk-"

But he only saw the front of the car getting bigger and bigger in his pupils.

Then there was a terrible car accident.

A few minutes later.

"Oh my god, who made Zod like this?"

Chen Tao gasped as he looked at General Zod, who was lying on the ground with twisted limbs: "Who is so cruel?"

Zod lay peacefully, with several wheel marks on his face particularly conspicuous.

When the biological stance was weakened by kryptonite radiation, he was not so hard as expected.

Clark limped over and looked at him with a sidelong look.

"Oh, it's me. That's okay." Chen Tao rubbed his cheek with a headache. This was completely inconsistent with his plan.

What about the plan to plan in the tent and win thousands of miles away?

How about turning into a Kryptonian psychopath and rushing to the boss to beat him up like this?

Then weren't all his previous arrangements on Black Zero and the Fortress of Solitude in vain?

Chen Tao was stunned for a while, then turned his head and saw Superman with a complicated expression.

Oh no, he behaved so violently in front of Superman, how can he persuade him to wear his bat uniform to replace him in the future?

Chen Tao hurriedly said to Clark sadly:

"I am not a violent person, I am not good at fighting. This is an accident."

"Cough cough cough cough!"

General Zod coughed up a mouthful of blood, he trembled and raised his bloody arm, and a vicious rage appeared on his face: "You...you——"

No, he has to do sit-ups!

Chen Tao was frightened and quickly took out a handful of kryptonite powder from his belt and sprinkled it on his face. General Zod immediately made a hoarse sound like a rooster dying, and then fainted neatly with a look of dying.

"It's so terrible, I was almost killed by Zod."

Chen Tao patted his frightened heart, sighed deeply, and then began to reflect on himself deeply.

"Being a superhero is too dangerous. You said you would retire from now on and never go to the front line. You must never do this next time." Clark was speechless. But in the end, Zod was finally defeated. And to his delight, the other party was still alive. He let out a long sigh: "Well, in short, Mr. Wayne, the result is still good." He concluded: "Everything has been solved--" He turned his head and saw Chen Tao's face changed, and he turned into a Batmobile on the spot. "Wait, something happened."

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"Everything is as I guessed."

"Did you do this?" Purple-haired Blake stood beside him: "When Superman and Batman were fighting for the earth? Really, man."

His face, which originally seemed a little sloppy, was actually a little serious at this moment: "Don't lie, man. I'm a superhero. If you really did this, then you are a villain."

He said: "I want to be a superhero. Don't expect me to let you go for money."

Lex Luthor turned his head and looked at him: "It's not me. I have entrusted everything to Ryan."

His face was indifferent: "You can check the status of the armory at any time to prove what I said. It was last opened 37 hours ago."

Luthor crossed his fingers.

"I didn't lead this matter, I just guessed it."

He stood up from the sofa, and the light blue energy shield was still wrapped around him.

"The one who led this."

He turned his head to look at the purple-haired Blake:

"It's Brainiac."

Book title: "I became a superman after I died"

Introduction:

The breath extinguishes the stars, the heat vision melts everything, can drag the planet with bare hands, and travel through the stars with the flesh.

This is the man with the titles of the Man of Steel, the God of the World, the Savior of Miracles, the Torch of the Dark Age, etc., and the founder of the mysterious supernatural organization Endless Alliance.

Jiang Bei, who holds this series of titles behind the scenes: You may not believe it, I just wanted to save my life because I was about to die.