What bad intentions could Batman have?

"Knock gently on the sleeping heart--"

Bang!

Hal Jordan, whose hands were tied with yellow ropes, was thinking seriously about a problem.

As a world-famous superhero, his idol in his youth, and a celebrity who was reported in the news many times.

Batman.

Is there something wrong with his brain?

Bang!

Hal was hit on the forehead again, and he felt that he was hit so hard that he saw stars in front of his eyes.

He saw that in the pouring yellow rain, his predecessor Sinestro just tried to escape the yellow coverage by dashing left and right, and then fell from the sky like a kite with a broken string.

Then five or six robots who all painted themselves yellow rushed up and sprayed a large amount of shit-yellow substance on Sinestro, similar to some kind of rubber, and directly clamped him inside.

Originally, with Sinestro's speed, it was not impossible for him to escape, but the yellow planes attracted too much of his attention, and the fact that Batman was knocked to the ground by him with a slap also made him relax too much. In addition, the task assigned to him by Gunther and the death of his friend, mentor and brother-in-law Abin Su, under various factors, Sinestro did not go all out.

Therefore, the experienced "greatest Green Lantern in history" was overturned on Earth.

Bang!

Hal was hit on the forehead again, and he couldn't bear it.

"What are you going to do, Batman? If you want to kill or cut me, just say it, don't hit my head with a crowbar anymore!"

Hal's head was dizzy and his eyes were doubled: "Can you say something? Stop hitting!"

Chen Tao was also very anxious.

I obviously knocked you two down, why hasn't the Alfred Agreement spit out a new Batman?

In the past, he had been quite casual in obtaining Batman. On the one hand, he could solve most of the problems by relying on his own plans, and he did not need to rely on the Alfred Protocol. On the other hand, he had always been thinking about retirement in his self-analysis and resisted the full use of the Alfred Protocol.

However, since the incident of Brainiac, the enemies he faced were stronger and more dangerous. For now, his own plans were no longer enough to deal with the situation.

Because of his excessive kindness, the disappearance of Cyborg made his plan lack the most critical lever. In addition, he tried to find a substitute, but he repeatedly hit a wall. Therefore, Chen Tao began to try to take the initiative to explode the gold coins for the first time.

"Come out, why don't you come out..."

However, even though he had completely defeated Hal and Sinestro at this time, the Alfred Protocol did not react at all, and did not give him the Batman that should have appeared.

"Give me your ring! Mine! All mine!" Chen Tao snatched Hal Jordan's ring and put it on his hand. He experimented cautiously, but even with such an excessive action, Alfred Protocol still had no reaction.

Chen Tao stood up from Hal and hit Sinestro, who was watching the show next to him, with a stick:

"Old thing!"

Still nothing came out.

"Batman, you defeated them, now let's talk." Amanda Waller's voice came from the headset, but Chen Tao cut off the call directly.

He tried to manipulate the Green Lantern Ring to cast something, but the ring also turned a deaf ear to his orders like his two masters.

The previous ring owner is still alive!

Chen Tao threw Amanda Waller's nonsense behind his head and concentrated on the experiment again.

He whipped Hal with a whip, and he twisted on the ground like a maggot.

He couldn't trigger Alfred's Protocol.

He responded with a military boxing.

It was useless. Hal on the ground was dizzy from being beaten: "You..."

But even so, he still exerted force, and then the green lantern ring on Chen Tao's finger emitted a burst of green light, and was able to return to his owner immediately--

Then it was hit by drops of yellow raindrops and lost its ability again.

Hal relaxed his tense muscles dejectedly, and it was useless to summon the green lantern ring again. Under such a yellow pigment rain, the yellow defect was magnified to the maximum.

"Very good, very good. Your name is Batman, right? You have defeated us now, what are you going to do with us?"

Sinestro said: "You defeated the greatest Green Lantern, an amazing achievement, but..."

But before he finished speaking, he was blocked by the big pile of shit yellow thing wrapped around his body as if it had life.

Shit yellow is also yellow, although it is a little off-color, but it can still be seen that enough yellow pigment has been added to this big pile of shit yellow, which does not prevent it from triggering the yellow defect.

"Dude, you've let out enough anger." Hal looked up with stars in his eyes: "My God, I've never been beaten so hard in my life. Okay, I know that Sinestro and I are a little too arrogant." As he spoke, he saw Batman raise the yellow crowbar again: "No! I was wrong, stop, stop... Be normal!" This sentence seemed to be very effective. Hal saw Batman put down the yellow crowbar, which made him feel relieved: "Yes, that's right, that's it. We should sit down and talk." But then he saw Batman took out a yellow rope. Hal looked at the rope stupidly.

"Ah, the rope. Are you going to tie me up?"

Then he saw Batman put the rope around his neck.

Sinestro next to him whimpered desperately, but could not make a sound.

"What do you want to say, Sinestro? Ah, Batman is a superhero, he won't do anything too extreme, we will soon be able to..."

Hal hadn't finished speaking when he felt the rope around his neck tighten suddenly, making him roll his eyes. While pretending to be stupid to distract the other party, he rubbed the yellow rope on his hand halfway, and it was about to break. It stopped cutting and grinding with his struggling movements.

Sinestro, who was wrapped in a large pile of yellow shit next to him, showed despair in his eyes and stopped whimpering.

Now it was meaningless to keep whimpering to attract Batman's attention. Hal had no chance to turn the tables.

He looked at Hal sadly.

He was Sinestro. He had dealt with wars between galaxies and planets, conquered and ruled one civilization after another, and even managed his own sector in an orderly manner like a cage.

But at this moment, just because he underestimated an opponent on Earth, he was going to die in this remote corner!

Ho ho ho...

Hal was strangled and rolled his eyes.

After a long time, he felt the noose around his neck loosen, and then he heard Batman's voice.

"I'll give you one last minute to say your last words. Then you can die."

"Hey, Batman, this is a misunderstanding. Sinestro and I didn't want to take you to an alien planet. He just said it casually, right, Sinestro?"

Hal Jordan showed his glib tongue while trying to continue to grind off the rope wrapped around his wrist. However, the next moment, he saw Batman appear in front of his face, and then before he could react, more hemp rope was wrapped around his wrist.

"Don't try to do these little tricks anymore. You're dead today, I said."

He heard Batman say: "You have 40 seconds to say your last words. Believe me, I will do it for you."

"Wait, we must..." Hal wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Batman.

"Is this your last words?"

"25 seconds." He said.

Hal's eyes were dull.

He didn't understand why he was going to die without knowing why, but looking at Batman's expression, he was sure that the other party was not joking.

"My last words..."

Facing the rope that Batman put on again, he was a little dazed, but still said:

"My last words are... I love Carol, although I refuse to admit it. But I have always loved him, since I was very young, and I don't know if she is the same."

He said: "I blame Carl Ferris for my father's death, and my anger is always roaring in my heart, but I know that my father's death was an accident, and the incident cannot be blamed on them..."

"10 seconds."

"I used to indulge in unnecessary anger and always forgot to cherish the people around me. If you ask me what I regret most..."

Hal said: "Tell Carol that I love..."

Cough cough cough!

But before he finished speaking, his neck was tightened again.

Hal desperately twisted his hands that were bound behind his back, and the feeling of dying surged into his heart in an instant.

After the shell of will faded, the fear in his heart surged up little by little.

Batman seemed to enjoy this process. He did not tighten his neck with all his strength, but slowly deepened the strength little by little, allowing Hal to return to the world no matter how he wanted, but was dragged to hell by the yellow soul-catching chain.

"No, no, no..."

Chen Tao pinched the ring in his hand.

Before Hal almost fainted, he loosened the rope around his neck. He looked at Hal with a gloomy face.

Failed.

If he strangled Hal again, he would really strangle him to death. I don't know why he really couldn't use him to trigger the Alfred Agreement. What's going on?

But now the most important thing is to make up for the relationship between them. Since the Alfred Agreement can't be counted on, it's nothing more than relying on his own plan.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Chen Tao laughed and helped Hal up from the ground, and dusted off the dust on his body.

Hal Jordan lay on the ground and coughed violently, almost vomiting all the acid in his stomach. He wanted to rush up and fight Batman right now, but reason told him that this was definitely not a good option.

"You almost killed me, are you crazy?!"

"Hey, am I kidding you?" Chen Tao patted his back repeatedly: "I didn't mean to hurt you at all, you have to believe me."

He explained and smiled, thinking that he looked normal, but in Hal's eyes, the other party was completely crazy.

Batman was still chattering.

"See? If I was really your enemy, you would be dead now."

He asked Hal Jordan: "What did you understand through this incident?"

"What did I understand?"

Hal blinked.

Chen Tao also blinked.

Uh, in fact, he hasn't made up what he understood.

"I-I understood a bunch of shit!"

Hal was almost furious.

"You..."

"No, no, no, this is a test." But before he finished speaking, Batman covered his mouth. Chen Tao's brain turned desperately, and then he began to talk nonsense.

"All the misfortunes in this world are caused by the lack of ability of the parties involved. You see, if you could defeat me, you wouldn't be almost strangled to death by me. Fortunately, it was me, Batman, who defeated you today. If it was a real enemy, you would all be dead."

Then Hal heard Batman say: "Not only should you not blame me, but you should thank me. I taught you a solid lesson!"

"..."

Hal calmed down a little.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to make some sense.

But then his face turned black, and he couldn't help but get even angrier.

What a reason!

"Do you take me for a fool?"

However, at this moment, the sound of Alfred's agreement rang in Chen Tao's ears.

[Warning! Warning! ]

[It has been detected that you hold the anchoring prop: Hal Jordan's stolen Green Lantern Ring]

[Introduction: The strong-willed Hal Jordan had his ring taken away while being brutally beaten, but as a man with the potential to become the greatest Green Lantern, even if he was in a dying state, he could not shake his iron heart. However, when he found that his persistence was meaningless, the situation immediately changed. You may be able to use it to summon the Batman of a parallel universe. ]

[But, can the existence summoned by a provocative thorn be a submissive guy? ]

["What? After all this time, you told me that you are testing me?\