What bad intentions could Batman have?

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The cells... are boiling! In joyful wails!

Genes were overturned like dominoes. Invisible illusory particles kissed and entangled with the existence called "reality" in his body, and then turned into each other's reality, presenting a vision that human language cannot exhaust!

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...In the parallel universe where the Batmobile is located, Batman has invested part of himself in every technology that controls the world...

…He became a part of people’s lives, providing a comfortable and safe life for the sheep…

…but the flock has started a revolution, they don’t want to live in peace and contentment, these idiots just want freedom, and all the drawbacks that come with it…

I was systematically wiped from this planet, my electronic technology and physical personality were destroyed...

...I can only upload my consciousness into this huge car body...

wrong!

I'm not the Batmobile! It’s not even Batman, I’m Chen Tao!

Chen Tao only indulged in it for half a second before he immediately woke up. Memories rushed into his brain, causing his temples to beat incessantly.

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Temple?

Laughing to death, there were no temples at all. Chen Tao lowered his head and saw the wheels replacing his arms, idling on the ground.

There was a bang and the sound of glass breaking. Chen Tao wanted to turn his head - there was no way he could turn his head. In the rearview mirror, he saw his swollen body crushing the glass door of the room next to him.

I... turned into an off-road vehicle?

? ? ?

"Well……"

Huge memories are still being continuously stuffed into Chen Tao's brain. This is the life of the Batmobile, love, hate, love, hatred, all these unwillingness and sadness, and a violent feeling surges out of his heart uncontrollably. Emotions, wanting to destroy the entire Gotham!

He looked at the ventriloquist, and the desire to kill and destroy immediately surged up, and he suddenly wanted to take a bath in the other person's blood.

Chen Tao felt that if he lived in an online game, I am afraid that "Moral -1, -1, -1..." would be constantly floating on his forehead.

"..."

"I'm afraid this is a side effect of receiving memories, a complete mental pollution... evil? But this is not in line with my moral values ​​- what benefit does killing the ventriloquist do to me?"

With a flash of thought in Chen Tao's mind, the dark and cruel emotions were swept into the trash can. The process was so easy that even he felt speechless.

"I understand, the good Batman raises the upper limit of morality, the evil Batman lowers the lower limit of morality, and I have no morals."

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He is not Batman at all, and he cannot agree with the other person's three views, let alone understand the moral choices and struggles he has made in his memory.

Since he is completely unable to empathize with it, he will naturally not be affected. Just like the trolley problem, everyone else is thinking about which one to save, but he is the only one thinking about how to take photos and sell them to newspapers to make money?

The two are not on the same channel at all.

Of course, this is just because the Batmobile is too bad, there are too few negative emotions, and he cannot empathize. If it were those stronger evil versions of Batman, would the results be different?

However, this is not yet known. Chen Tao quickly turned his attention to another issue.

"Can I go back to how I was before?"

As soon as he thought this, half of his body disintegrated into dark red spots of light in an instant, and then re-condensed into flesh and blood, and the memories that had been playing in his mind came to an abrupt end.

Maybe it was a long time, or maybe it was in a blink of an eye... everything returned to its original state, as if what just happened was just a dream.

Chen Tao rubbed the tiger's mouth to confirm that he had returned to the original normal Batman, without even half of his clothes falling apart.

With a thought in his mind, his left hand turned into a spinning wheel of an off-road vehicle with a swish sound, and then changed back again the next second.

"As long as I want, anytime, anywhere, I can completely transform into that strange Batmobile..."

But at the end of the day - what good does the superpower of turning into a super off-road vehicle do?

"Listen to me and I'll kill you"?

And this Alfred Agreement...forget it, my original plan sounded more reliable.

Chen Tao shook his head. It has never been his style to trust all the success or failure of things to unknown variables.

He turned his attention back to the ventriloquist. Fortunately, he had just driven the hostages out when he subdued the ventriloquist, and now the other party was the only witness who saw him turn into a car.

The middle-aged, bald white man stared at him with big, flashing eyes. The baby bat on his hand kept shouting words of encouragement like "Yes, this is what a good dog should do!" if.

"Don't tell anyone what happened just now."

"Woof!"

"Speak humanly."

"good."

Ignoring those details, his original plan was going smoothly so far. The snowball is already rolling. With Ventriloquist, he can finally hide behind the scenes and manipulate the other party to conquer more villains.

He can also borrow the identity of a ventriloquist and use Batman's cash ability to hire some international mercenaries. When the time comes, the villain legion and the mercenary legion have no regard for martial ethics and swarm them. Even if Bane has three heads and six arms, he will be hammered into a cookie. !

There is no such thing as going into battle in person.

Even if I jumped from Wayne Tower and died outside, I would never...

After all, he is a time traveler.

It’s true that he likes Batman comics, but that doesn’t mean he wants to be Batman in reality.

Who would give up their vast wealth and vent their chaotic emotions on the streets like a giant bat late at night?

He also instigated teenagers to wear colorful clothes, not wear pants, and make enemies of murderers and madmen. Admit it, Bruce Wayne has long been crazy.

But this time traveler is different. He is not a madman, he is a normal person.

At present, Chen Tao just wants to get rid of the troublemaker [Bane] who knows Bruce's true identity, and then retire peacefully, and then live in a dream every day, wasting his last bit of energy on the social butterflies in Gotham City.

Yes, this is the life he wants to live!

Isn't this the kind of life he spent his entire life struggling in Hollywood for?

As for what’s next for Gotham…

He has already thought about it. Do you really think that the Kryptonian with the Man of Steel and the 5,000-year-old demigod from the Amazon are just living together?

Although Chen Tao did not find Clark Kent in the Daily Planet in Metropolis after time travel, nor did he find antique appraisal expert Diana Prince in Boston.

But the Daily Planet already has Lewis. According to time estimates, these two will soon come out to stir up trouble. So now he only needs to deal with Bain and at least save his own life before these two giants appear on the scene. The wonderful life of a billionaire is beckoning to him.

As for those cosmic crises... At worst, I am a spoiler dog. With so many superpowers and demigods in the Justice League, will they still be completely defeated and need an ordinary mortal like him to save them?

Chen Tao's heart is full of hope for a comfortable life in the future.

But now, the first priority is defeating Bane.

Well, more specifically, now it's time for the ventriloquist to call in cannon fodder... ah, no, mercenaries.