What bad intentions could Batman have?

"Diana, I think this buffoon in front of us is nothing more than a tool to divert our attention."

Green Lantern Hal Jordan walked up to Wonder Woman and whispered next to Wonder Woman Diana’s smiling face:

"We were deceived. I just roughly calculated the concentration of all the clown venom in this aquarium. It is far from the amount that the chemical raw materials stolen by the clown can produce - God, I am so aware of everything now. I It’s just Batman now!”

The first half of the sentence sounds very smart and full of wisdom, but the second half of the sentence immediately reveals its true nature, but in short, Green Lantern Hal made the right judgment.

"I know." Diana whispered: "The guy in front of me was abandoned. Only part of the clown venom that was created is here."

She looked at the cane in the other person's hand with a smile: "The surviving witnesses of the funeral incident said that the clown used a stick to do the magic. Be careful."

Everyone except Shazam knew what Wonder Woman meant:

There is no evidence that the reality distortion caused by the stick does not affect the members of the Justice League. Until Zatanna can find a way to deal with this power, the Justice League must carefully confront every stick-wielding Joker.

Sweet Green Lantern Hal uses a Green Lantern headset to help Shazam figure this out too.

"I don't understand this, so who should we attack? Hahahahahahaha, I can't wait, I'm so fucking excited right now!"

But Shazam seemed a little unable to control his emotions. Diana didn't know whether this was because the Joker potion itself made people laugh wildly with a sense of justice, or because Shazam, as a minor, had weak self-control.

But the good thing is that she is still able to maintain careful thinking that coexists sanity and madness.

Harlequin commanded numerous humanoid creatures to rush towards the Justice League. Shazam was the first to rush forward and hugged one of them like a facehugger on the face of a naked man with a huge muscle and smile about three meters tall.

Then he laughed like the great zombie Solomon Grundy.

Ouch!

The smiling naked man was almost a muscular version of the clown, with bulging muscles all over his body, various bone spurs, and huge claws.

After just a short fight, Diana discovered that these monsters were unusually strong. At least it would be difficult for ordinary people to catch Shazam's all-out electric fist, let alone roll into a ball with Shazam.

But soon Shazam grabbed the muscular clown's ankle, slammed him to the ground, and then threw him several times. He raised his hands high: "I am a superhero, I am Batman, I want to Hit 10!”

Immediately afterwards, another muscle clown grabbed his bat cape and dragged him to the ground, and then he was pressed under him by twenty or thirty muscle clowns. And Diana and others in the Justice League also saw for the first time the whole process of how one of the three clowns, [Harlequin], made those mass-produced but overly powerful laughing clowns.

No one expected this process to be so easy:

As the clown lightly stomped his cane, a burst of white smoke appeared in the air, and then like magic, one muscular clown fell down one after another like dumplings.

Hal almost rolled his eyes.

"This is impossible. If the clown's ability to modify reality is... so strong that he can create things out of thin air, and he is such a powerful servant, then what are we fighting for? Why doesn't he just create millions of muscular clown servants? And then conquer the whole world?”

Wonder Woman slashed a muscular clown on the head with her sword: "It's not that easy. This must be subject to some kind of restrictions, or simply cultivated in advance, coupled with teleportation magic... Focus on killing these guys first. "

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Beside them, although he was wearing a Batman uniform, the fish-headed Aquaman, whose hood had been squeezed off, was holding his fish head and making a strange sound of fish blowing bubbles and Atlantean shouts mixed together. .

A few seconds ago, a dwarf rushed toward the fish-headed Sea King like a pinball. He sat on the neck of the Sea King and opened his mouth full of fangs, and began to bite the fish-headed Sea King's head.

Aquaman, who still had his fish head, was jumping around with his head in his hands. He screamed with his fish mouth that was solidified into a smile by the clown potion, and tried to pull the dwarf out of his head, but the dwarf wouldn't do it. Knowing that he was strengthened by the strange magic that modified reality or something, he was even pulled by Neptune's strange power like an unstretched ramen noodle, but he still chewed the fish scales on Neptune's head without letting go.

"What's that?"

Clark tried to fly over to help Neptune, but a half-naked muscular clown hugged him from behind, and then seven or eight of the same muscular clowns piled on top of him, submerging him in the clown's big white muscles.

"Gege. The clown once called him his court jester." (Note: The clown's assistant in the early comics period, and later gradually disappeared from the comics)

Diana jumped up to avoid the hug of a muscular clown, and then took out the sword from the omnipotent belt around her waist and rolled down to slash - God knows how Diana stuffed a long and hard sword into the belt. , just like no one knows that Batman's omnipotent belt can never be cleaned.

Anyway, Wonder Woman said, "If you've ever seen rape—"

"What did you say?" Superman, whose attention was attracted by the muscular clown, tugged at his lips that had been rising. He hadn't paid attention just now, and he really didn't hear clearly what Diana said.

"I mean, if you use your super brain to read Batman's Bat Diary, you will know that the clown in front of us has encountered him at some point in Batman's life." Diana was like kicking a shuttlecock, He kicked away a muscular clown who was rushing toward him, and then said:

"But once Giggle's superpowers were jumping up and hitting Batman on the knee and sideways parking, he has obviously been strengthened now."

"Can you help me?"

cried Neptune, who couldn't pull the damn dwarf off no matter how hard he tried.

But before he finished speaking, there was a loud crash, and the tempered glass that originally housed the sharks in the aquarium shattered. The shark infected by the clown virus jumped out of the exhibition tank on the water waves, and then -

Biting Neptune on the butt.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Neptune jumped into the air and made a 365-degree spiral, and then slammed his head down on the ground. He inserted it like a nail, but when he pulled it out, the dwarf cracked his buttocks. The smiley shark in the back is still clinging to his body.

Green Lantern Hal transformed into a mecha made of green lantern energy. He used the left arm of the mecha to wrap around a laughing little giant who was trying to punch him, and then a mechanical hand materialized behind his back to press the opponent's arm. foot, and then conjured up a mechanical hand to press the opponent's other foot...

It wasn't until the unlucky muscular clown was pinned to the ground by the five or six mechanical arms stretched out from Hal's back that Hal controlled the mecha man to raise his right fist and hit the muscular clown's head like a pile driver. Non-stop output, holding the opponent's face and beating him.

Like beating up the Hulk's Hulkbuster armor.

Neptune, who had a fish on his head and a fish on his butt, ran past everyone and waved the Neptune Trident in the air: "Can no one do me a favor?"

"Hold on Arthur, think on the bright side, at least there are no more fish." Hal said, but then they heard the Harlequin not far away shouting loudly: "You are right, Batman Green Lantern ! Talk about fish, now it’s joke time: why don’t Batman and Robin go fishing together?”

As the clown lifted his cane, countless aquatic fish of all kinds in the exhibition pool next to the aquarium all grew sharp teeth, and the smiles on the faces of these aquatic fish were completely ready.

"You can't guess, you fakers, because this little bird Robin ate all the earthworms! Hahahahaha!"

Smiling piranhas, densely packed like a tide, rushed toward everyone. I don’t know why, maybe it’s due to Neptune’s natural Atlantis bloodline, these fish are all closer to Neptune. The nucleophilicity of this kind of marine creature is Neptune’s superpower, but now it’s really bad luck for him.

In an instant, Neptune was being chewed on by all kinds of smiling piranhas, especially the protruding point between the legs. The screams were so oozing.

Neptune is indeed a brave warrior and a majestic king, but no matter who is attacked like this, he will scream, especially these evil piranhas are not ordinary fish at all, even if they are like Neptune A superhuman being, even a bite would leave a bloody hole. It would be strange if his scalp wasn't numb.

But even when faced with this for the first time, the Justice League still managed to right the ship. These grotesque muscular clowns caused them some minor trouble, but it wasn't enough to defeat them.

Not far away, Neptune finally pulled out the smiley shark biting his butt, and then slammed into the wall, making a big hole in the wall, and finally shook off the dwarf on his head. .

He swung the Trident of Neptune, knocking the dwarf away like a golf ball, before landing on Diana's left.

Sazan simultaneously grabbed the ankles of the two muscle clowns and used them as hammers, pounding the heads of the other muscle clowns like whack-a-mole. There was no awareness of standing together with other teammates to maintain the battle formation.

He forgot all about the training.

Superman, whose mouth corners could not control rising, exhaled freezing breath, freezing a bunch of muscular clowns into ice sculptures. He levitated and landed on Diana's right side.

Hal drove the green light armor and landed in front of many companions like a superhero landing on the ground. Then he instantly dematerialized, suspended in mid-air, swayed quickly, landed elegantly behind everyone, and then put the head in front of his head. The hair trembles, snaps, and tilts to the other side. This is called:

handsome.

"Okay!" Shazan clapped his hands beside him, overjoyed: "So handsome!"

"..."

Then the Justice League cute guys all looked at the Harlequin, ready to fight.

"I am the endless circle, the hamster wheel of destruction, the cycle of pain that each of you is trapped in."

The clown said: "I am——"

But before he could finish his words, five people attacked him.

Then he fell to the ground so neatly.

"What, this is a success?"

Lei Lei said stupidly.

"We wasted too much time." Green Lantern Hal said:

"I have a guess in my mind now, but I don't have Superman's super brain, so I can't quickly read the intelligence provided to us by Batman like Clark. So even if I have a mind similar to that of the Laughing Man, I still can't deduce the specific location."

"The clown in front of me is just a cover. The real clown or other clowns are planning their own truly dangerous game."

Wonder Woman Diana said: "Batgirl Barbara is still the hostage of the Joker. This time we must proceed with caution."

"What to do?" Hal asked

"You can't make the Joker truly empathize by pretending to be Batman." It's useless no matter how much he pretends to be, because a living person can't defeat the dead Bai Yueguang. What the Joker misses is not the current Batman, but the past one. The young Batman who didn't get superpowers and played cat-and-mouse with the city as a mortal.

And, of course, there's the once-young Joker.

"Shazam, Aquaman, I need you to be on standby at Gotham's pipeline."

"Wait a minute, let me ask first. I have a question about how to analyze this. I feel like I can't keep up with your thinking at all."

Neptune asked from the side.

"Clark knows," Wonder Woman said, "The Joker is picking up cases from his earlier rivalries with Batman and recreating them, trying to subvert them in a new form."

"So you think the Joker is going to poison the Gotham Reservoir?" Superman Clark asked: "How do you know he will go to the reservoir?"

"I have no idea."

Wonder Woman said: "But I can roughly guess what the other person is thinking. If it were me, I would definitely go to the reservoir."

Then she waved her hand: "These are not the most important. The important thing is that we can't fool our opponents when everyone is wearing Batman uniforms. My feeling tells me that the game prepared by the Joker is not No one, not us, but Batman, can guarantee that the Joker will not fly into a rage after learning the truth.

One of us has to be Batman for at least half a year."

Everyone present looked at each other.

None of them spoke. Then, one after another, they turned their attention to Superman not far away who didn't understand what was going on.

"The decision is yours!" Wonder Woman said.

"Me? Why."

Superman asked, and then he heard the other person say:

"It's a shame, but the thing is... we... only one of us has any real experience playing Batman."

Indeed, Superman was speechless now.

"I will give you a temporary antidote to suppress the Joker virus, but the antidote will last for a long time, long enough for you to trick the Joker into thinking that the real Batman has finally come to an end."

Wonder Woman said: "Your Man of Steel will give the Joker a big surprise."

Then she took out two more syringes.

"What is this? Why do you look like a nurse?" Superman asked.

"This is the true antidote to the Joker virus, and another copy of the Joker virus."

"The antidote can remove the effects of the Joker virus, but it has a small side effect, that is, the muscles on the face cannot smile for a few hours after being removed. This sequelae will disappear over time, but it is just used to deal with the Joker. ”

Wonder Woman said: "Isn't the Joker good at laughing? Doesn't the Joker claim to be able to laugh at all times? There is no one on earth who can laugh like this except us. Since we laugh, then the other person is not allowed to laugh!"

"I've already planned it. Only we have the right to laugh wildly, hahahahaha!"

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"hiss……"

Fiji.

Chen Tao, who had been watching the rape, thought about it and felt that the method Diana thought of could not be said to be effective, but could only be said to be particularly effective.

But when?

I always feel like... The Justice League is becoming more and more limitless. Why is that?