What bad intentions could Batman have?

"What?"

The ropes that bound Batman broke in the next second, and at this time, no matter how stupid the Joker was, he knew that he had tied a fake.

"You..." The clown in front of them seemed to try to swing a stick at them, but the next moment, the stick was burned into charcoal by the close-range Superman Clark Kent's heat vision. No matter what material the stick was made of, it was useless now. "

"Yes, that's right."

Green Lantern Hal Jordan muttered in a low voice.

"This is the picture I thought of, find the damn Joker."

He raised his hand and shot a green laser at the Joker with the Green Lantern Ring, and then couldn't control his laughter.

"The guys rushed up, beat the Joker to his knees, and then took him back as a prisoner. "

He saw Wonder Woman leap up from her hiding place and rush towards the Joker with anger, and Shazam did not let down at this time, Aquaman jumped out of the water like a mermaid.

The plan of letting Superman pretend to be Batman was successful, and the Joker's stick that seemed to be able to manipulate reality was completely destroyed.

Without the stick that could change reality, the Joker was just an ordinary person.

How difficult could it be to deal with an ordinary person?

The Joker rolled and jumped to avoid the attack of the Green Lantern, and then was grabbed by Superman.

The Joker swung his fist at Superman, and then the corsage on his chest sprayed a strong acid that fell on the opponent's clothes without even breaking the skin.

Two tubes extended from his door, and then a large cloud of Joker potion sprayed on Superman's face, but in the case of the Joker potion, the laughing effect of the Joker toxin was quickly neutralized.

So the Joker sighed.

He looked at Superman with a smile welded on his face.

" Wow wow Wow, you caught me, Superman, well done. "

He said: "It looks like a standard superhero ending."

"Hurry up!" Wonder Woman next to him gave orders to Green Lantern Hal Jordan: "Take out the crystal coffin from the space opened up by your ring."

Diana didn't plan to kill anyone yet, but no matter what, it was always right to control the captured clown first. However, soon, she heard the clown's voice.

"Unfortunately, I don't plan to end the game so soon today."

The clown's face no longer had a smile, and his face became gloomy. It must be said that the clown was crazy and terrifying when he was laughing wildly, but the serious clown slightly sank his face, looking no more friendly than when he was laughing wildly, and equally gloomy and terrifying.

"You..."

"Hehehe! Why don't you laugh, clown? Don't you like to laugh by nature? "

Diana turned her head and glanced at Shazam.

Shazam was the youngest among them and seemed to be slightly more affected by the Joker potion, but the problem was whether angering the Joker at this time seemed a bit...

"You know what?"

Diana heard the Joker say, and she immediately turned to Green Lantern Hal: "Be prepared to restrain the other party, and never give him a chance to attack!"

She quickly issued a series of orders: "Be careful everyone! The Joker still has the ability to resist!"

The Joker's voice became louder, and his body size grew with it.

"What I hate most... is that someone is holding up my smiling face!!! "

Green Lantern Hal was ready for battle. He was not a fool. He was arrogant when the opponent looked like he was not easy to deal with.

He was ready. No matter what tricks the opponent had, he had already protected himself with the green lantern shield.

Although he was facing the Joker. But his preparation was completely at the level of fighting against Doomsday.

Even if the Joker could modify reality, it should be difficult...

There was a light pop, and Hal looked at himself blankly in an instant, and found that he had become...

A female body???

Hal felt that the power of his green lantern ring disappeared from his body in an instant, as if he had never mastered a green lantern ring. He rolled and crawled to avoid the clown's palm, and the two huge things on his chest made him lose balance and almost fell to the ground.

"Carol? ? ? "He heard Wonder Woman's surprised voice. Then Hal realized what he had become by the Joker's ability to modify reality.

His girlfriend Carol, an ordinary rich woman, is an ordinary person from head to toe except that she loves him very much.

"Be careful! Joker, I don't know how he did it... If he can really do this, then why..."

"This is unreasonable!" Carol, who was transformed by Green Lantern Hal, shouted: "If the Joker can easily use the ability to modify reality. Arrange us, then why not just wipe us out with your hands?"

But before he finished speaking, Hal learned it by himself.

He concentrated and calmed down, and the next second he changed back again. He briefly resisted the skin imposed on him by the modified reality, but then quickly changed back to his girlfriend's appearance.

At the same time, in Seaside City.

Hal's girlfriend Carol Ferris was standing on the company's podium, describing the bright prospects of Ferris Company to all shareholders.

"...Our company has the best aircraft manufacturing..."

Carol argued with one of the shareholders anxiously. She slapped the table and said: "As long as I have another 40 million US dollars, I will definitely be able to send our pilot to the sky. If not, I will physically fly to the sky and perform a cobra for you." Shake! (a flying technique)”

These shareholders, who were afraid that their shares would be diluted, refused to agree. Carol had been bickering with them for an hour and a half and was almost dying of anxiety. Her boyfriend, Hal, had not been with her all year round. She felt like a widow!

"Listen to me, everyone..."

She took a deep breath, then continued to speak, and then...well, just halfway through her words, she suddenly turned into Green Lantern in front of many shareholders.

Still the Green Lantern with a crazy smile.

"?"

The brains of everyone present were shut down.

As Carol Ferris screamed, the green light ring on her hand, which had transformed into a man, forcibly dragged him out of the conference room on the tenth floor without control, and then flew out in mid-air. After completing a standard cobra shake, the scream penetrated the sky, attracting countless passers-by to look up like a siren.

"Hahahahahahaha!"

The sound of crazy laughter echoed throughout the high-rise buildings of the metropolis.

All the shareholders came to the window, and some of them were so frightened that their legs weakened: "What a fucking ghost... the cobra is shaking! What Miss Ferris said is actually true!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Carlo screamed desperately: "Put me down quickly!!!"

As soon as she finished speaking, her wish was fulfilled, and she suddenly transformed back into her female form in mid-air.

As she screamed and fell to the ground, she suddenly transformed back into Green Lantern and soared into the sky again.

"No! I can't change back. Carol is in danger. If I do that, he will fall to the ground and die immediately!"

Hal controlled Carol's body, and he rolled and crawled to the side: "The clown can modify reality without a stick! Be careful!"

He desperately tried to communicate with his girlfriend Carol, who had swapped bodies with him. For a moment, his whole body seemed to be stuck in a bug, shaking in place.

"Can you still laugh now?" the clown sneered sharply.

The next moment, the Joker stretched out his hand and touched Superman.

There was another soft pop, and Superman fell down on the spot and landed on the ground. Then he turned into a potbellied man with a spray gun in both hands. The spray gun and two mysterious tubes were connected to the canister behind his back. man.

"It's the Condiment King." Diana recognized the character Clark had transformed into as she jumped up and tried to kill the Joker with the sword and shield she took out from the universal belt of her cosplay bat suit.

Superman pressed the two spray guns in his hands and pointed them at the clown, and soon two streams of water, one red and one yellow, spurted out from the acid ports of the spray guns, covering the clown's body.

"Squirt! Squirt!"

The monster squirmed.

At the same time, the condiment king who was still robbing a convenience store in a corner of Gotham was surprised to find that he had become Superman.

So after he made a clear declaration that I would not eat beef, he immediately chose to roll up his stolen money, then flew directly into the air, and then fell down from a two-story height in an instant. The dog ate shit and lost one of its front teeth.

The Gotham police drove police cars and surrounded the condiment king. Soon, this madman who liked to use chili sauce and ketchup to attack passers-by was tied up like a rice dumpling.

If you can’t deal with super villains, why can’t the police deal with you?

When Clark realized that he could forcefully change himself back like Hal, he tried to resist the Joker, and then...

Clark noticed that he was going bald, and he immediately checked himself.

"What the hell, Luther?"

"What will I become?" Shazam jumped in front of the clown in anticipation, and then released the lightning in his hand at the clown, laughing wildly while discharging the electricity. The clown slapped him in the face, and Shazam shook his body as he landed on the ground, and then turned into a female Bain.

Yes, female Bane, female Bane. This character does exist, God knows where on Earth or in the multiverse!

As soon as Shazam pressed the button on his hand, a large amount of venom gurgled into his body, inflating his or her body like a balloon.

Neptune Arthur held the Neptune Trident high and rushed towards the clown. Diana originally thought that the clown would turn Arthur into some strange character, but then he saw Neptune Arthur turned into an octopus. Flapping on the ground.

At the same time, an octopus on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean turned into the King of the Sea, bubbling and bubbling under the water.

So in the end, Diana was the only one left.

"Let me think about what I want to turn you into." Diana saw the clown grinning at her.

The next moment she felt her body rapidly collapse and shrink, and the maniacal smile on her face disappeared.

Diana turned into a pig.

"That's good, that annoying guffaw smile is gone." The clown said, "It's over."

But the next moment he saw the magical female pig picking up her sword from the ground and striking him in the face again.

"It's not over yet!"

…

…

"How's it going, Zatanna?"

When Chen Tao appeared in Zatana's magic office, the female magician wearing the original top hat was anxiously flipping through a stack of magic books that were thicker than her.

"Batman? Wait, Bruce?" Zatana glanced at Chen Tao in confusion, then grabbed her head: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...don't rush me, I'm already working hard to find a way to counterattack" If you know a little bit about magic, you will know that this is impossible!"

Zatanna said: "Modifying it on the basis of reality can completely distort the world to what he wants. This ability does not seem to come with the clown, but to someone who has fully mastered this ability. Transformation.”

She pointed to the ancient book: "This ability comes from the fifth-dimensional creature Troublemaker or the fifth-dimensional creature Bat Mite, and only five-dimensional creatures can fight against five-dimensional creatures. Otherwise, even if it is repaired using irony magic or other methods similar to modifying reality, This change caused by the missile ghost's power will also turn back into the result of the modification of the troublemaker's power because it is not strong enough."

Zatanna said, "Unless we summon troublemakers...but how is that possible? Five-dimensional creatures haven't appeared in a long time."

"Just tell me the method."

"There must be a powerful mage who willingly sacrifices his power, and it is a permanent loss. We can consume his magical power and invade the five-dimensional space to establish contact with the troublemaker, but it will be up to us if the other party ignores us. It’s another story!”

Zatanna said: "And I have to preside over this magic ceremony, which means I can't be the mage who takes the initiative to sacrifice."

Stop stop stop.

Chen Tao said: "Wait a minute, why you? If you need a mage to serve as a benchmark for invasion, can I do it?"

"Of course not? Bruce, you're not much of a mage."

"I control the spirit of metal and the other three natural energies, why can't I be a magician?"

"You are at best a warrior with magical energy." Zatanna said: "The mages we need must independently control their own magical energy and find the fifth dimension in infinite dimensions. There are so many infinite worlds in the multiverse, and Five-dimensional creatures like Troublemaker or Bat-Mite only focus on the main universe most of the time. Do you think it is so easy to find them?”

"Where is Madame Xanadu, where is the dead man, where is Constantine?"

"Who are they? Batman?"

Chen Tao reported several names in succession, but Zatanna kept shaking her head.

Until Chen Tao revealed Faust's name.

"Very good, that's it." Chen Tao said.

"How are you going to convince him?"

"I'm not trying to convince."

Chen Tao said: "Being able to contribute to saving the world is Faust's blessing!"