What bad intentions could Batman have?

Chapter 582 Batman teaches Joker passionately and causes him to convulse (6000 words)

Inside the Justice League headquarters.

Chen Tao arranged for everyone in the Justice League who had not yet transformed back to rest first, and sent people to solve the commotion caused by their body swaps around the world.

The gang of scoundrels had just robbed a bank and this was how they "collected" their wages, and they insisted on doing so. Chen Tao couldn't understand their strange persistence, but since they wanted to do it, then let's do it.

The clowns' power to modify reality seems a bit outrageous, but in fact they do not exchange all the power of each member of the Justice League with others, so the Rogue Gang is enough to deal with it.

According to Zatanna's opinion, she believes that this kind of modification of reality is not so much a direct change, but rather a creation of a "fake shell of reality" on each hero, like forcing a mask on a person who can walk normally. Put a layer of iron cans on it.

Then they took away part of their power and made new "Iron Cans", and then just exchanged the "Hero Cans" and "Replaced Cans" with each other.

This is why even though Hal was transformed into a weak woman like his girlfriend Carol, he was still able to roll and jump in a fierce battle at the level of the Justice League without being hurt in the end.

His ring is actually always activated and protecting him, but he has a fake reality shell of Carol on the outside, which prevents him from using any of the green light ring abilities. As for his girlfriend, she was trapped in a false shell of reality with Hal's power and could not control it. As a result, it flew around among the high-rise buildings in the coastal city. Fortunately, she successfully controlled it later and there was no accident——

But Carol Ferris was still hospitalized because of a nervous breakdown.

Amanda Waller and Martian Manhunter are dealing with PR and government matters, and the Joker's vicious pranks have done a lot of damage to the Justice League's PR image.

At Underwood Farm, the largest and most successful recreational farm in California, a sow transformed into Wonder Woman in front of hundreds of tourists and then broke out of the pig pen.

More than 17 mainstream American media began to broadcast live in two minutes the pigs wearing Wonder Woman's "real-life shell" making a scene on the farm. Not only the 200 people at the scene, but more than 60,000 people across the United States witnessed Wonder Woman landing on all fours. Crawling around.

The huge commotion caused by a pig with the magical powers of Wonder Woman scared hundreds of tourists and killed a cow, three sheep and two and a half roosters on the spot.

Fortunately, no one died - everyone cherished their lives, and no one was stupid enough to stop the advancing Wonder Woman.

Except for a guy who was not afraid of death and tried to interview "Wonder Woman" about the taste of pig food, and was fainted by the stinky farts released by the pigs, the whole incident did not cause any casualties.

Except for Wonder Woman who learned about this.

So miserable.

The PR team is working on an emergency PR, and Martian Manhunter holds a press conference to explain to everyone that that is not Wonder Woman herself, and posts a video of the Justice League's confrontation with the Joker.

But I’m afraid it’s difficult for the trending Twitter search of “Wonder Woman to advance like a pig” to drop in a short period of time.

The condiment king has been arrested. After gaining superhuman superpowers, he flew into the best local condiment factory, and then lifted a huge bucket of ketchup and poured it on the street. Even if he became Superman, condiment The King still insisted on his original intention of using condiments to attack others. His behavior caused him to be sent to a mental hospital again - not Arkham, he was not qualified to go in.

All in all, the members of the Justice League are now sending the problems to Zatanna's gang, while Chen Tao is interrogating the three clowns alone.

Alliance interrogation room.

The Joker, who had just died but was soon resurrected, was tied to his seat. He was waiting expectantly to see what Batman would do to him.

With a plop, Chen Tao threw out the Harlequin clown that he had put into the Metal Spirit that was originally sent to the Justice League headquarters and was rushed back, followed closely by the criminal Joker with a face full of anger brought by Zatanna. Now all three clowns have gathered.

They were all forcibly prohibited from using reality-modifying abilities by Zatanna's magic.

"Trash." The cold criminal clown spat at the Laughing Guest.

At this time, the Laughter is the only one among the three clowns who looks different from the other two.

Half of his face was completely sunken into bone-like decay, and even the green hair on his head was like fallen grass, hanging lifelessly on his scalp.

The other half of his face was shrouded in blue lights. The blue of hope formed a ridiculous mask on his face. It was the same style as Hal Jordan's Green Lantern, but this mask looked like a close-up The kind who can recognize who he is at a glance, just like that stupid thing Ryan Reynolds did. Compared to this useless mask, maybe the black and red Deadpool hood is more suitable for him.

(Note: In a movie joke, Deadpool actor Ryan once played Green Lantern, and there was a scene where he got himself a mask, but his girlfriend recognized him in a second, and the mask was as if he didn’t have it at all)

Faced with the scolding of the criminal clown, the laughing man lowered his face and said nothing.

The clown who was thrown to the ground laughed wildly, and he was as excited as a child: "Haha, you are all caught, what fun is there next, little bat?"

"Tell me everything you know." Chen Tao said: "How did you get involved with the Emperor Clown, and what does the Emperor Clown plan to do with you?"

The Emperor's Clown has been hiding behind the scenes, sometimes helping this, sometimes helping that. According to the information obtained from the Laughing Bat, Chen Tao already knew that the other party was trying to leave the super-time flow, but he did not know how the other party left.

Is it with the help of Black Death Emperor or Barbatos? If you do that, you will be like the previous Anti-Monitor. Although it is indeed possible, it will also add constraints to yourself.

The Anti-Monitor has always relied on Barbatos to help him maintain his identity in this world so as not to be discovered by the super-time flow. To a certain extent, this kind of manipulation will force him to be eaten up by Barbatos step by step.

If it were the Emperor Jester, would he really allow himself to be controlled by others? But how could he come to reality without the help of anyone?

"Do you think I will answer you? Bat?" The criminal clown turned to look at Chen Tao: "I am just an undefined mess now. I have tried to become more important to you."

"So our boss originally planned to lure you to the ACE factory, and then tie the murderer of your parents, Joe Chell, to a chemical barrel and soak in the pool, turning him into a clown. He would change from a sickly old man to a clown again. Live vigorously and trade mental health for physical health, haha.”

The joker said: "In this way, he thinks that he will successfully overlap the identity of the clown with the identity of your parent-killing enemy. He thinks that this can make the clown more important to you. He thinks that as long as Joechel is reborn and becomes a more Okay Joker, then he can take a break, it’s ridiculous, no one wants a break, I want to keep playing this game.”

"Shut up, you loser."

The clown on the ground was still laughing crazily, but the laugher had already poured out all the criminal's plans like beans from a bamboo tube.

"Come on, you want to know what I really think? I think this plan is stupid. You wretch refuses to believe that Batman doesn't care about his parents anymore, or the trauma that made him Batman, and I don't even care. I told you that Batman pulled his parents out of their graves to dance! But you think this is an illusion, and you can still arouse Batman's pain by using your stupid methods!"

"There's nothing more painful than when you find out your teammates are idiots," the joker said. "It's not funny at all."

"Trash, you are just me..."

The laughing clown shouted loudly: "Can you tell him to shut up? Aba? I know everything he knows, and this guy is so noisy that he never listens to anyone!"

He shouted to the criminal: "You have to see Batman take his parents out for a walk before you give up, right?"

Chen Tao directly silenced the criminal's voice. A large number of nano-robots split from his body, then turned into spheres, and forced their way into the criminal's mouth, pressing against his upper and lower jaws, making him unable to speak a word. come out.

Chen Tao did the same thing to the crazy clown next to him, and soon the place became quiet, and the only one who could speak was the joker.

"Damn Emperor Clown, he has been affecting the three of us, it's really disgusting." The Laughter said.

Chen Tao waved his hand, and then the portal of the Metal Spirit opened, and a huge mechanical arm pulled the two clowns in who were forced to shut up.

"Okay." He turned to look at the laugher: "Tell me everything you know."

Xiaoke cooperated and told what he knew.

But there was no information that Chen Tao wanted to know about how the Emperor Clown left the super-time flow independently, and he was a little disappointed.

He could probably tell that what the clown said was true. He really didn't know. This was a pity. It was not that Chen Tao didn't intend to read his mind, but the clown's head was like a bouncing circus, and Normal People is a book of categories. It was too difficult to find what he wanted among the mess, so it would be easier to ask the other person directly.

Chen Tao shook his head. "Okay, forget it, let's not talk about this. Now you have the power of the Black Death Emperor. Joker, you are the spokesperson of the Black Death Emperor in this universe. I want you to do something for me."

"Please tell me," the clown said.

"I want you to use the power of the Black Death Emperor to find the exact location of the White Lamp Beast "Spirit of Existence" in the center of the earth, and then dig there. This universe needs the power of the White Lamp to fight against the Black Death Emperor. 's invasion."

Chen Tao said: "I want to get the Spirit of Existence before the Black Death Emperor, and then use the power of the White Lamp of Life to strengthen everyone. When the Black Death Emperor arrives, I will give him a hard blow."

"I refuse," the clown said.

"I beg you." Chen Tao used his speed to fight quickly, and raised his hand to use his charm skill, but the clown didn't accept this trick.

"What do you want?" Chen Tao asked.

"What do I want to do? It's obviously different from what other people want to do." Xiaoke said.

"But first, before we get into this conversation, it's better for me to be the only one."

Chen Tao frowned. He immediately felt that the two clowns he had taken into the Metal Spirit were all dead. The clown and the criminal were transformed into black lantern corpses... This was unreasonable. Chen Tao had obviously let Zatanna stopped the Black Death King's power from leaving them, and they couldn't die casually.

"Don't think about it, it's not the function of a light ring at all, but a very simple poison that attacks at regular intervals."

Xiaoke looked up at the clock on the wall.

"I calculated the time to say that to you when they were about to die."

He spread his hands. "Well now that I'm the only clown, I can finally say it."

"That clown, his only purpose is to laugh wildly at the suffering of others. How... mediocre."

Laughter, no, said the clown.

"As for the criminal, the old man is delusional, this grand plan to create a better clown, now it seems like a pipe dream, doesn't it? A defined clown, a clown with a name and an identity, this ruins everything for me. A definition, so I regret creating him. Or does it mean he regrets creating me? Hahaha!”

The Joker said: "This is not a joke, Batman, there is no ultimate reversal here, unless I decide to stab you in the heart with a sharp knife. The criminal is wrong, I am chaos, I am the devil, I am nothing to you , everything again!”

"It's not the Joker who's broken, it's Batman, and you're whole now. You're no longer broken, you're no longer in pain. You're no longer Batman, and I'm going to heal you. I'm going to change everything and turn you into a new person." The Batman from back in time.”

"Look, you no longer have pain. Batman without pain is incomplete, and if I make your world devastated...I can become your biggest pain...me!"

He suddenly stood up, half of the skull face was hidden in the shadows, and the other half of the face shone with the hope of the clown, sacred and hot. Even the Saint Walker here would probably have to admit that the clown did have hope.

Although this hope is vicious and crazy.

"I will chop you up, I will hurt you, I will keep turning that sharp knife until the day we die together - hahaha, hahaha, ahahahaha!"

Chen Tao fell silent, and the most disgusting situation occurred.

The Joker doesn't want anything. He just wants to make Batman suffer with his own hands, and then it will become his single greatest pain.

And the initiative leading to the Black Death Emperor's invasion is a window. For the Joker, he is keenly aware that only the universe itself can threaten Batman.

For such a lunatic, Chen Tao knew that no matter what, it would be impossible for him to let go.

So Chen Tao...

I don't believe in evil.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The clown was sitting on the electric chair and was shocked to the point of becoming incontinent and convulsing all over. The electric chair is the upper limit of human pain, but it is of no use to the clown.

Chen Tao took a whip and whipped the clown hard. He tried all kinds of inhumane things such as water-dropping torture. Except for the bloody and corporal torture that he was afraid of, he did most of the others.

It's useless, it's useless. If Chen Tao dares to fight, the clown will show off to him.

Later, Chen Tao no longer hit the opponent, but instead rewarded the opponent. He knew that he had to find other ways to deal with this pervert.

Chen Tao took out a purple light ring and forced it on the clown. He wanted to cast a two-headed monster on the clown. In this way, he indirectly drove the clown, the spokesperson of the Black Death Emperor, to help him find the spirit of existence.

Chen Tao failed.

After wearing the Purple Lantern Ring, the Joker's fanatical and twisted love for Batman has been greatly strengthened, and the way he expresses his love is to hurt Batman.

"I will be the one who hurts you!!! I will replace the murderer of your parents and become your greatest pain!!!"

Chen Tao gave the clown a slap in the face without any expression, and then pulled out his purple light ring.

Chen Tao sent the ring for disinfection. It was dirty and disgusting.

All in all, his plan failed for the time being. Not only did he fail to make the Joker listen to him, but it made the Joker more determined to make Batman unforgettable.

He...he simply didn't know what to say.

The Joker saw Batman leave the interrogation room for a while. He came back several times and used many different methods, but he still couldn't convince the Joker.

And this time...

Batman calls for Bane.

After muttering with each other for a while, Batman followed Bane and walked back to the Joker.

When the clown saw Bane, he stopped laughing a little.

"Oh, it's you." He said and then the clown looked at Batman: "Why did you bring this stupid guy here?"

"Silly big guy" is indeed an offensive term for Bain. Chen Tao paused when he saw Bain's figure.

Then he sat down calmly.

"Don't think you are so important clown, you can be replaced at any time." Chen Tao shook his head at the clown: "Since you are not willing to help me find the spirit of existence, then I will find someone who is willing to help you. There are many People are willing to do it.”

"He does not possess the power of the Black Death Emperor." The clown said: "Bane cannot help you find the spirit of existence."

"But I can after absorbing the power of your black light." Chen Tao said: "You are worthless to me, clown."

Then he turned and waved to Bain, who trotted up to him and lowered his huge head.

"Tell me, Bane."

Chen Tao called the other party's name, and then said: "Will you die for me?"

"Always will, Bat."

The clown was expressionless.

"Then, take back the power of the Black Death Emperor for me, and then find the spirit of existence." Chen Tao said.

"As you command," Bain said.

Chen Tao said: "We will always be inseparable, we will always be close friends, we will fight together, drink together, and enjoy every moment of our lives forever. As for this garbage."

The Joker raised his head and saw Batman and Bane fighting in a row, looking down at him carelessly.

As if looking at an insignificant stone.

"After squeezing out his power, send him to see the Black Death Emperor, and this boring garbage will never appear in front of us again."

The Joker still did not make any moves.

He knew that Batman was deliberately irritating him, and he did not think that the power of the Black Death Emperor could be converted casually. If Batman could have the ability to transform the Black Death Emperor's spokesperson, then why bother to persuade him like this?

"I will use the status of the Dark Multiverse Dragon to help you modify reality. This will make me very tired, but as long as I can get rid of this disgusting dog-skin plaster, everything is worth it. Bane, you will be the one who accompanies me."

The Joker was about to explode when he heard their shameless words next to him.

But he still knew that Batman was deliberately provoking him.

Then he saw a large number of metal tentacles extending from Batman's body and then inserted into his body.

Then the Joker was horrified to find that the power of the Black Death Emperor in his body began to be absorbed. How the hell is this possible?

Is the power of the Black Death Emperor so easy to be taken away?

He originally thought it was just a scam, he originally thought it was just a fraud by Batman, but when he really felt the loss of the power of the Black Death Emperor in his body, the Joker was afraid.

He cursed at Bane: "Fuck you, your mother!!!"

But all this could not change the loss of power in his body. The Joker was finally afraid.

He was not afraid that he would lose his power, but he was afraid that the method he had thought of before that would make Batman unforgettable would not work at all. Batman bypassed his problem, and he would become one of the countless opponents defeated by Batman, and had no value in Batman's life.

The Joker could never accept this ending.

"Stop, stop now, I can help you find the spirit of existence, damn Bane, make him stop!"

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A few minutes later.

"Ugh!" Bane stood at the door of the interrogation room and retched non-stop.

"I have never said such disgusting words in my life. I am almost disgusted to death." He said:

"I am really disgusted by your acting."

"Thank you for your hard work, hard work, hard work." Chen Tao said beside him.

The power of the Black Death Emperor cannot be sucked away casually, otherwise, what is the point of the Black Death Emperor looking for a spokesperson?

But the Joker is not an expert in using the power of death, and his understanding of the power of death is very shallow.

Bane once provided Chen Tao with a piece of information that Anton A Kane, the master of the Decaying Black, had seized part of the power of the Black Death Emperor (Note: Chapter 403 foreshadowing is recovered, and Chapter 445, Anton A Kane said "I do have a part of the power of the Black Death Emperor", repeating the foreshadowing again).

Some of this power was left in the Black of Decay. Bane spent some time collecting the remnants, then mixed it with the power of the Black of Decay, and played a trick of inserting and then pulling it out of the Joker's body, successfully deceiving the Joker who didn't quite understand the difference between the powers of death.

So in short, now.

It's time to set out to find the Spirit of Existence.

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