What bad intentions could Batman have?

"vomit!"

The Laughing Bat heard Bat Mite making a vomiting sound.

The fifth-dimensional energy cage he prepared to trap Bat-Mite seemed to be of no use at all. At this time, he was wearing normal Batman clothes, without even the dark goggles full of spikes, and his mouth was not raised upwards, but these seemed Didn't fool the bat mites at all.

"Oh, it disgusts me to death. The Laughing Bat is simply the most disgusting character. He is an empty guy with no meaning other than a nesting doll and a disgusting person. Stay away from me!"

The bat mite appeared with a ripple in mid-air, then vomited a large mouthful of vomit directly onto the ground, then disappeared cursing in place, and then reappeared a little further away:

"The appearance of this character simply challenges the lower limit of all readers. To be honest, you were not a piece of shit at the beginning. At least in the early days of your appearance, you could still satisfy the original purpose of your existence-Batman's worst nightmare. But all you have left now is nightmares - ugh!"

"No, I have to stay away from you quickly. Staying with you all the time is a blasphemy to the imagination, ugh! Goodbye!"

There was another bang, and the Laughing Bat stood expressionless. Seeing the bat mite he summoned disappear, it was impossible to tell what kind of emotion it was feeling.

"I expected this situation." He whispered to himself: "Everything...everything is still within my plan."

You see, this is why the Laughing Bat makes Bat-Mite sick.

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Chen Tao knows he is a Batman.

A super...super serious Batman.

At this moment, in front of his eyes, a large amount of emotional energy provided by other Bruces almost formed the substance. Chen Tao knew that with the activation of these energies, if his guess was correct, the Laughing Bat should also be summoning bat mites. magical rituals.

He has made a simple deal with the Reverse Flash and the Parallax Hal behind him, and things are now under control for the time being.

After being strengthened by those drugs, Diana in the world of Queen Hecate was barely able to fight Wu Ming's iron fist to buy time for Chen Tao.

Reverse Flash is now ready. Chen Tao knew that the Laughing Bat would definitely summon bat mites later, and if he had the ability to summon bat mites, he would definitely have some way to defeat and imprison the opponent.

This sounds like a fantasy. Even when he told this conjecture to Parallax Demon Hal and Reverse Flash, the two of them didn't think that Barbatos was just a little strengthened like the Laughing Bat. Ordinary people have the ability to imprison five-dimensional creatures, but Chen Tao forcibly promoted this plan.

The "he can" inference must be made about the Laughing Bat.

With the help of Parallax Magic Hal, Reverse Lightning, who was originally a master of playing with time, can run at super speed through the particle accelerator, and from now on, he will continue to steal the time that exists in reality.

This allows Bat-Mite to have "time" to escape as soon as he is summoned. Chen Tao said that he is a serious Batman, and everything he does is based on seriousness...

Eh?

Chen Tao blinked, and he realized that he had been transferred to Gotham City at some point. Chen Tao roughly used the identity of the Dragon of the Dark Multiverse to detect it, and found that he was still in Gotham City in the Reverse Flash universe. The last second he was even observing the data on the instrument panel as the reverse lightning moved at high speed.

There is only a group of creatures in the entire multiverse that can move 1/4 of the Dragons of the Dark Multiverse to such a location without him reacting.

"Come out, Bat Mite, if you can do this, it means you have escaped from the hands of the Laughing Bat."

Chen Tao stood on the street, ignoring the pedestrians coming and going, and shouted loudly to the sky: "So what are you waiting for? I have something to ask you!"

This is good.

Chen Tao knew that his plan had been successful. The bat mite had not been caught by the Laughing Bat, and the worst case scenario had not occurred. And then Bat Mite must be warned immediately to let him know the dangers of the Emperor Clown and how dangerous the troublemaker who once gave 99.9% of his power to the Emperor Clown is.

Once the Emperor Clown comes down from the super time stream, the first person he looks for is the troublemaker. If his power is also taken away by the Emperor Clown, then the opponent's power will be so powerful...

Chen Tao did not wait for Bat Mite's answer, but then he heard gunshots erupting from a shop on the street.

Hell, in fact, in the current timeline, in Reverse-Flash Swan's universe, the cloud of war is already very serious, and the social atmosphere is generally chaotic, so this kind of robbery occurs openly in broad daylight.

After working hard to contain this situation in the first few reincarnations, Reverse-Flash Swann has become completely accustomed to this kind of thing in the last few reincarnations. Anyway, if he restarts history, all the people who died in the robbery will be resurrected, so why should he? What about wasting time and energy trying to save those people?

But it was difficult for Chen Tao to do this.

With his clairvoyant eyes, he saw that a gunman in the store had pointed his gun at the store owner.

For Chen Tao, sometimes he is busy with other more dangerous things and has no time to take into account situations like robberies in his world. Such things do happen.

But it was still impossible for him to remain indifferent to the events that happened right under his nose.

He immediately appeared in the shop in a flash, and easily caught the bullets fired by the two gangsters at the shop owner.

"Holy shit Batman!" The three gangsters were shocked when they saw Batman.

The two black men who had just been smiling and buying things for free on the shelf immediately put all the things back on the shelf with bitter faces, as if they were lying on their backs. The store owner who had been holding his hands up and waiting to die with his eyes closed also opened his eyes. When he saw Batman, he suddenly smiled.

Chen Tao glanced at the alarm under the store owner not far away. Was it because the convenience store owner still tried to press the alarm after being robbed that the robbers killed him? How stupid. What's the use of pressing the alarm at this time? It can't call for any support except to anger the robbers.

He was about to say something when he heard a voice like a farce narrator saying, "Suddenly, a figure dramatically appeared at the door. That was the Dark Knight!"

"I don't need a live plot commentary, Bat-Mite, stop playing and show up in front of me."

Chen Tao's face darkened, and the three robbers became even more frightened when they saw Batman talking to himself crazily.

"We surrender, we surrender to Batman, we know how powerful you are."

"What? No! This is too easy! Take out your gun and shoot him!"

Chen Tao heard Bat-Mite's voice, and as he expected, the next second, the two prisoners who had surrendered due to the fierceness of old man Thomas Wayne immediately dropped all the valuables in their hands uncontrollably, and then took out long guns and short guns from their waists and fired a burst of bullets at Chen Tao.

"No, did I do this? What is going on?" The poor robber screamed, and then was knocked unconscious by Chen Tao's hand knife hammer the next second.

"I believe you."

"That's...that's great, I'm so sorry, please don't throw me off the tall building, I just..."

But before the unlucky robber finished speaking, Bat-Mite's voice rang again: "What's there to apologize for, just rush up and beat him up, he's Batman, he can take it!"

"You two rush up and knock Batman down!"

"We surrender!" The three robbers raised their arms in unison.

"Oh, come on, guys, you don't even try?"

"Bat-Mite!!! I told you not to play around, do you think you can really escape from the hands of the Laughing Bat without my help..."

"I'm going to increase the stakes!"

The next second, reality was instantly distorted, and under the influence of Bat-Mite's divine power, one after another fully armed bandits were transferred to Chen Tao in front of them with a confused look on their faces, and then the next moment their entire set of weapons was also handed to them by Bat-Mite.

Most of the gang members were controlled by the bat mites before they even understood what was going on. They pointed their guns at Chen Tao and fired.

"Enough!" Chen Tao didn't even try to dodge.

His Kryptonian physique allowed him to ignore the hail of bullets and accurately burn the guns in the hands of every gangster who shot at him with his thermal vision.

"Wait, this Batman can actually use thermal vision and has a Kryptonian physique. Is this true?"

Chen Tao was about to speak when he saw the gangsters in front of him suddenly turned into roaring Doomsdays in a flash of light.

Chen Tao's hands also lit up, and soon, he held a kryptonite spear in each of his left and right hands.

"You'd better move quickly, this short spear is very sharp."

The next second, Chen Tao was pressed down by dozens of Doomsdays that pounced on him, and his whole body was covered with monsters.

"Enough!"

The portal of the Red of All Living Things suddenly opened, and Chen Tao suddenly broke free from the encirclement of so many Doomsdays, and then kicked them all in. Anyway, the universe he was in now was far away from his original universe. Even if he used the Red of All Living Things in this universe as a trash can, these monsters would not run back to his universe.

"Wow, how can you have these moves? They are not Batman at all, but unexpectedly they look like the means prepared by Batman!"

"Enough of the game, show up, Bat-Mite."

Then he heard Bat-Mite say: "Then it's as you wish."

Immediately afterwards, all the enemies disappeared, those who were driven into the Red of All Living Things by Chen Tao, those who had not yet entered, and the surrounding streets. When Chen Tao came to his senses, he found himself standing on the head of the gargoyle of Wayne Building in Gotham City.

He turned his head, accompanied by bursts of smoke that appeared out of thin air, and a loud bang in the sky, Bat-Mite made a brilliant appearance.

Chen Tao saw a mini version of Batman floating in the air. He had a child-like nose, wore a full set of Batman uniform, and his left bat ear was drooping. At this time, he was holding his belly and doing somersaults happily in the air.

A five-dimensional creature with great power but few responsibilities.

"Oh my God, Batman, I'm your number one fan!"

"I know you're a fan."

"Number one!"

Chen Tao wanted to interrupt, but Bat-Mite was completely immersed in his own world. He flew over and gave Chen Tao a long string of rainbow farts:

"Oh my God, I have long believed that the Justice League is a long string of accessories for Batman. Their existence is completely a meaningless burden. They are not even worthy of grinding batarangs for you. I am so excited to see you. You know I have always thought about what would happen if Batman mastered all superpowers, and you are my favorite superpower Batman. The last superpower Batman I liked so much was the speeding bullet, but now you are a combination of them. This is even more perfect!"

"That's right. First of all, listen to me."

"And the way you deal with those Doomsdays is so cool! You actually have superhuman abilities. No wonder Batman always has a plan!"

Seeing that the bat mite was getting higher and higher, to the point where it was impossible to communicate at all, Chen Tao hurriedly used the troublemaker as a serious matter to give the other party's wild and tumbling imagination an anchor to return to normal sanity. .

"You can contact the troublemaker, you know how to get him."

"Uh, sure?"

"Absolutely don't do that." Chen Tao said: "Our important question now is how to restrict the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Clown."

He said angrily: "Since you are my number one fan, you will definitely want to solve this problem with me and complete this great adventure, right?"

He fully considered the unusual thinking mode of the five-dimensional little devil Bat Mite and spoke to the other party in a coaxing tone. The other party had been fooling around for a long time and should have lost interest.

But the fifth dimension is the world of imagination, and the most obvious feature of imagination is unpredictability and unbridled imagination.

Chen Tao heard Bat Mite say: "What, a great adventure?"

"Yes, a great adventure."

"No, what you should do now is get married!"

"What?" Chen Tao didn't even react. The next second he found himself changing into the groom's suit and appearing on the streets of Gotham. After a burst of smoke, the Diana of his universe had already changed. Wedding clothes, Batmite moved all the Justice League and the entire group of relatives and friends in his universe, and Gotham Street turned into a wedding scene. This nonsensical unfolding made Chen Tao's cerebellum shrink.

"???"

"Batman, why did we suddenly..."

Most of the group of relatives and friends were forced to change into their uniforms. The gangsters and the villains who had been subdued by Chen Tao also came. Some of them even looked like they were not awake. Chen Tao didn't take them with him when he left his own universe, so they still have their own lives to live, maintaining justice, and at the same time guarding the anti-Barbatos fortress he built with two universes according to Batman's instructions.

But before they could react, they were pulled directly here by Bat Mite across infinite dimensions.

Among the group of relatives and friends, there was a slightly more eye-catching guy.

Chen Tao was startled: "Immortal iron fist???"

Wu Ming Iron Fist was also surprised: "Batman's Dragon???"

Immediately afterwards, Wu Ming Tiefan saw Wonder Woman Diana standing next to her in a wedding dress. She had just been pulled over from the post left by Chen Tao's universe by Bat Mite, and she was still confused.

Standing at the wedding scene of Wonder Woman and Batman, Iron Fist was all in bad shape. Fortunately, his position was arranged by Batmite in the "I was obviously the first" position. Chen Tao saw The eyes under his helmet turned a little red.

Then, he looked up to the sky and let out an angry roar: "Ouch!"

On the side, Bat Mite was still talking nonsense: "In principle, what I am knocking is Cat Bat, but it seems that there is no Serena in your universe, and SW and BW also have unpopular CPs that many people knock, so I wish you the best out of respect. Following the principles of my idol, I decided to add fire to the relationship between the two of you..."

Wu Mian Iron Fist pounced on him, he was as powerful as a mad tiger. Chen Tao originally didn't want to waste time with Wu Ming Iron Fist, so he went to find Wonder Woman from Queen Hecate's world to deal with him. Now all this is in vain!

But the Bat Mite emcee was still shouting with satisfaction: "The wedding starts now!"