What bad intentions could Batman have?

All in all, let’s take a look.

There were three different versions of Wonder Woman present.

The first one is Chen Tao's co-cute Wonder Woman. At this time, she was wearing an obstructive wedding dress and didn't even have a piece of iron on her hand. At this time, she was facing off against the cruel knight who was strengthened by the power of the ruthless iron fist.

In the process, she tried to take off the wedding dress - of course, poor Diana wanted to do that in the first place, but this dress was not an ordinary dress, it was a dress of merit, And what it does is determined by the bat mite.

For bat mites, if the bride takes off her wedding dress at the wedding, the wedding will not go on, right?

All in all, Lian Meng Diana screamed angrily at this time. She withstood the cruel knight's bullets and bullets with the power of war, and tried to rush over to do something that no one could guess, but she tripped over the wedding dress before taking two steps. .

Please note that normally, for a superhuman like Wonder Woman who has received military training since childhood, wrestling on the ground is almost impossible, even if she is wearing inconvenient clothes.

But the problem is that everything now is constructed by Batmite's imagination. Batmite "imagines" that Wonder Woman in a wedding dress can fall, so the cute Diana will definitely fall.

This is not a question of probability, but a question of whether the magic power of bat mites to modify reality is effective.

Of course, this is not without its good parts. When the cruel knights' bullets with the power of war fell on Diana's wedding dress, they couldn't even punch half a hole in the wedding dress, because the bat mite believed that the bride was not suitable for the wedding. They should be dressed in rags.

The Cruel Knight also discovered this, so he immediately changed his strategy and let the bullet bite the cute Wonder Woman's face, causing Diana to scream angrily again.

The second one is Wonder Queen, the evil Wonder Woman of the Flashpoint world. At this time, she wiped her mouth that was still covered with saliva after kissing Chen Tao just after kissing her. Then she glanced provocatively at the iron fist, raised her foot and...

Retreat behind Chen Tao.

This insidious and cunning evil heroine quickly killed her own Steve Trevor with her own hands after leaving Paradise Island. Losing the influence of Colonel Trevor, a close friend, the Wonder Queen completely inherited the Amazonian character. All the vicious and cruel parts of it.

Of course, this included letting Chen Tao hold up the merciless iron fist for her, who seemed to be completely furious, so that she could sneak attack in the safest way to take revenge with her own hands. At the same time, the Magic Queen did not hesitate to pick out another person who she used The fool is the third Wonder Woman:

Wonder Woman in retro costume in the world of Queen Hecate, but she has now been turned into a laughing fool by Chen Tao using drugs.

She did not obey the Magic Queen's order and rush up to kiss Chen Tao, but rushed directly towards Wu Ming Iron Fist.

Chen Tao's previous arrangement worked. The reason why Chen Tao didn't let the Wonderful Laughing Woman No. 3 stay rational to deal with Wu Mercy Iron Fist was of course not because he was a psychopath, but because it was impossible for a rational Wonder Woman to defeat Wu Mercy Iron Fist. It doesn't matter how many times you hit someone with an iron fist, unless she comes from the main universe.

Chen Tao knew that his conclusion might be a bit arbitrary, but it was obvious that a crazy Wonder Woman could have a better effect.

A little trivia: The Joker masters a set of fighting techniques that completely violate the logic of normal people's thinking. This is completely opposite to Batman's fighting techniques that draw on the strengths of others and are extremely purposeful. Therefore, this is also an important reason why Batman cannot quickly suppress the Joker in many direct physical confrontations.

As a super first-line villain, the Joker can not only compete head-on with Batman in terms of planning, but he is also on par with Batman in terms of fighting ability that many people overlook.

And this kind of cognitive distortion of fighting skills based on counter-logical thinking is exactly suitable for situations like Wu Ming Iron Fist.

The reason is very simple. In the universe of Iron Fist, Iron Fist's fighting moves did not come from his extensive experience after traveling around the world like in the main universe, but were all taught by Wonder Woman.

They were all taught by a master, and they can’t break the trick. Who else in the world knows Wonder Woman better than Wonder Woman?

On the other hand, the insane Wonder Woman was able to use the most familiar moves in the fastest way, catching Wu Ming Iron Fist off guard. Chen Tao retained Wonder Woman's muscle memory. In this state, Diana was able to Abandoning all limitations in thinking, she was able to find a move that could best attack Wu Merci's Iron Fist, or at least entangle the opponent tightly. Then came what Bain and Chen Tao should do:

Deliver a fatal blow.

Chen Tao's original plan was to laugh at Wonder Woman and suppress Wu Merci's iron fist, Bane would sneak up with a feint, and the Horrible Lantern would deliver a fatal blow, and then Bane would use the four magical natural energies to kill Wu Mercy, who had lost the power to resist. Iron Fist sealed it temporarily, waiting for Chen Tao to take over after he has solved the matter of the Laughing Bat.

But it's the same now, except that Chen Tao has replaced Bain's identity.

So now we just have to wait for Wonder Woman Contestant No. 3 to choose a method that can best suppress Wu Merci's Iron Fist.

Chen Tao just waited. When he saw our No. 3 laughing wildly, he rushed forward: "Oh, it's you... you're a nuisance, a bad guy! Uh..."

Wu Ming Iron Fist watched Wonder Woman rushing towards him with cold eyes. He had almost rushed towards Batman's Dragon desperately just now, but his reason made him realize that the other party was not fighting him in a fair 1-on-1.

Anyway, his goal is just to contain the enemy, and he just needs to delay the enemy long enough before being knocked down. The longer he delays, the greater the advantage of the Laughing Bat... Although he said so, the Merciless Iron Fist never thought that he would be caught.

He is the God of War. The more intense the battle, the stronger his divine power. Fighting with the opponent is equivalent to charging the Merciless Iron Fist. Even Wonder Woman Diana, although she does not produce lactic acid and therefore does not feel tired, her physical strength is also limited. She will die of exhaustion if she keeps fighting.

Therefore, his physical strength is unlimited. He will not weaken with the passage of time, but will become stronger and stronger. He is really more difficult to deal with in the later stages. If Batman Dragon wants to quickly solve him, he can only seek a quick victory.

Merciless Iron Fist adjusted his mentality and no longer thought about rushing up to confront Batman. He was happy to let Batman release a Wonder Woman to deal with him. A battle that was sure to win would only recharge him. After absorbing enough war power in the battle with Wonder Woman, he would be more confident in dealing with Batman Dragon.

And they were all familiar moves, he...

As soon as he got started, Laughing Woman No. 3 suddenly threw the sword at the face of Merciless Iron Fist. The sword thrown with superhuman power made a roar and shot towards Merciless Iron Fist's cheek. The opponent was startled and dodged suddenly, and saw Laughing Woman ducking towards him.

"Dive and throw? It's a familiar move. No matter which universe, Diana, you..."

Before Merciless Iron Fist could finish his mocking voice, Laughing Woman jumped on his arm and opened her big mouth to bite the gap in the armor on Merciless Iron Fist's glove.

The crazy woman had been staring at that position, and this time she got what she wanted.

Wumin Tiewan wanted to swing his knife, but was blocked by the opponent's shield. The two separated. According to normal logic, the female warrior only had a shield in her hand at this time. She could either raise the shield to block the knife or pick up the flying sword. There was no third possibility, but she just laughed wildly and swung her arm again, throwing the shield towards Wumin Tiewan.

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Wumin Tiewan didn't understand. Why did the other party do this? He only needed to swing his knife lightly to bounce off the shield shot at him, and then face a female warrior with bare hands.

But after he bounced off the shield, he didn't rush towards the other party immediately, because he realized that this might be a trap. When he swung his knife to kill the laughing Diana, he was also very likely to be attacked by Batman Dragon and several others.

They had not made a move from just now to now, and Wumin Tiewan knew that once they made a move, it would be the final blow.

He had to keep his footing. It didn't matter. Although the moves of this laughing Diana were weird and strange, as long as he played steadily, he would be able to suppress the opponent. Wumin Iron Fist stared at the laughing Diana.

What other moves do you have?

An arrow made of purple love energy shot towards Wumin Iron Fist, but was blocked by the opponent who was well prepared. This level was not a sneak attack, and it didn't mess up his position. The only thing that made Wumin Iron Fist a little strange was...

How come this arrow was still the love arrow of Cupid, the god of love, and it was shot by the laughing Diana herself. What is the meaning of this?

But Wumin Iron Fist soon put this behind his mind. It was just a trick to shake people's hearts. He would not be confused by this.

He continued to move forward in a very stable defensive posture, locking Batman Dragon with murderous intent, and continued to try to suppress the opponent so that he could not leave here to do other things.

No matter what he faces, he will never give up this...

Then he saw the Laughing Wonder Woman turn around and run away.

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Wumin Tiequan's heart.

No way, it's not what he thought...

I saw the Laughing Wonder Woman suddenly run back to Batman Dragon, then hug the other's head directly, and then pout her lips, and kiss Batman's mouth like a toilet seat!

Okay, okay, after going around in circles, it's still this, right? ? ! ! !

Wumin Tiequan's thoughts stopped for a moment, two! He kissed two Dianas! ! !

There won't be a third one, right? He took a deep breath and was about to say something. Then, in an instant, the sword of the Wonder Queen pierced his chest from behind. With the loud scream of Merciless Iron Fist, Chen Tao and Horror Lantern rushed forward. Suddenly, a large number of vines and pieces of meat, nanorobots of Metal Spirit, and a small number of insect arthropods of Decayed Black surrounded Merciless Iron Fist.

Chen Tao breathed a sigh of relief. It was worth it that when he saw the laughing Diana coming over, he took the initiative to rush up and receive the kiss. The effect was immediate, but the side effects were a bit big.

Chen Tao turned his head and saw the murderous eyes of the cute Diana in a wedding dress. He didn't dare to look at the expressions of the Teen Titans, his son Damian, and his mother Talia in the family group.

He quickly solved the problem, but just as Chen Tao was about to stuff Wumin Iron Fist into the Metal Spirit Space to imprison him, he heard the voice of Bat Mite:

"No way, it's solved like this? Wumin Iron Fist is so awesome, he's solved now?"

"Come on, I can't accept such an ending, there must be something else, right?"

Then Chen Tao heard Bat Mite snap his fingers.

Damn it, Bat-Mite, you really went too far!