What bad intentions could Batman have?
Chapter 617 Batman's First Kiss
Chen Tao realized that he might have to put an end to this dilemma.
This was not only because time was running out, and the longer he delayed, the more risk he would face. The more important reason was that, with absolute hard power, he really lacked the ability to suppress Bat Mite.
Delaying time would not only not increase his chances of winning, but would also make Bat Mite more and more excited, and let himself go. In the end, it was unknown what kind of moth he would come up with.
So instead of doing this, it would be better to...
Chen Tao turned his head and met the flickering eyes of his Diana.
A huge sense of embarrassment spread between the two of them. At this time, Chen Tao and Diana had stopped running, and the group of brides were blocked outside by a protective shield created by Bat Mites.
They kept knocking hard on the glass-like lid, and everyone showed a kind of victim running to stop it. The heroine felt urgent to meet Huang Mao, but our friends, the behavior patterns of these villain brides were set by Bat Mites, and they were uncontrollable. They were actors temporarily caught by Bat Mites in the super time stream.
Most of them, Doomsday, or Poison Ivy in a certain timeline - they have nothing to do with Batman or Wonder Woman. The urgency they show is fake, and their bullying is fake, which is the need of the role-playing plot made up by Bat-Mite.
But Merciless Iron Fist, our friend, you...
"Damn it!" Merciless Iron Fist suddenly swung his knife on the transparent barrier created by Bat-Mite, and then the blade bounced high like a rubber tire.
The next second, his figure flashed, as if he was going to leave this unbreakable barrier and rush over to kill Chen Tao's relatives and friends who were still fighting with his Amazon undead. Since he couldn't take revenge on Batman, he would kill his relatives and friends.
But soon Merciless Iron Fist found himself hitting the transparent barrier again. Bat-Mite appeared beside him with a snap: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm Batman, the Batman of the fifth dimension. I always think things through, just like Batman. You're also Bruce, you can't even see this?"
Wu Min Tie Wan didn't say anything. He swung his knife again, and after slashing at the barrier that trapped him for several times, he finally realized that it was futile, so he finally gave up the meaningless knife slashing and turned to face Chen Tao and Diana. He stood there with a gloomy face, staring at Chen Tao and Diana like a door god.
Chen Tao moved his eyes away a little unnaturally. He was not afraid that Wu Min Tie Wan would rush up to slash him, but the other party's terrifying look of watching him made him feel a little uncomfortable, especially when he knew what to do next.
Chen Tao really didn't think that much.
You see. His attitude in the past was to solve problems as soon as they occurred, and solve them in the fastest, most convenient and easiest way. Ethics or means were never issues that Chen Tao would consider - unless he really broke through the bottom line of human ethics.
As long as Batman ended this farce, Chen Tao would be free to lead his friends and family to completely encircle and destroy the Merciless Iron Fist, and then he could guide Bat-Mite to give the Laughing Bat a big surprise.
There were only so many things that the Laughing Bat could do. Bat-Mite was a five-dimensional creature that maintained its heyday in reality. Even if the Emperor Joker completely came down from the super-time stream, he might not be Bat-Mite's opponent. After all, the Emperor Joker only had 99.9% of the power of the troublemaker, which was 0.1% short. He was still incomplete.
What was the big deal about a kiss? If Bat-Mite could really end this farce as he promised, compared with the many benefits such as the time saved and the faster response speed to the Laughing Bat's plan, this kiss did not seem to be worth hesitating about.
You see, Chen Tao generally did not consider other people's opinions. He was always better at acting first and asking for permission later. If necessary, distorting the thoughts of his companions is not his bottom line. In this regard, he went even further than the Batman of the main universe.
When dealing with Darkseid, he could even directly place nanorobots in Hal to influence his mind. The Batman of the main universe would not do such a thing, and even if he did, it would cause the Justice League to split.
In the long history of the DC main universe, the last time heroes tampered with the minds of their companions was in "Identity Crisis", which caused the Justice League to split, and directly led to the main universe Batman to believe that all teammates were untrustworthy afterwards, and then he began to stay in the Batcave and build Brother Eyes. After it was built, AI rebelled, and Maxwell Lord used it to create "Infinite Crisis"...
Then there was a series of devastating events, unlike in Chen Tao's universe, where Hal laughed and sulked by himself and the matter was over.
Chen Tao knew that the heroes in his universe were good at forgiving others. If he directly forced Wonder Woman to do him a favor, uh... maybe the other party would not refuse?
There was no point in refusing anyway. Chen Tao could just do it first and ask for permission later. At most, he could apologize to Diana like he did to Hal.
But for some reason, he felt a little embarrassed and didn't want to do that in such a matter.
He just wanted to appear less... He knew that it was a business matter.
Chen Tao's Diana didn't say anything.
She stood there like a goose, stretching her slender neck like a swan, and made a confused sound:
"Ah?"
Then Chen Tao heard her say: "Well, I'm not sure...but in this case...although I think...uh."
Only then did Diana realize that she was still wearing the wedding dress, and there were no holes in it.
Bat Mite snapped his fingers. Chen Tao lowered his head and saw that the Batman uniform he was wearing had been turned into the black dress worn by the groom.
Wonder Woman Diana's original ordinary wedding dress was turned into a gold-rimmed one by Batmite with another snap of her fingers, and she also put on a wedding veil.
Bat-Mite instantly dressed up as a priest, enlarged his body and stood among them.
"Hey, why." Bat Mite said, "Is it that difficult? You guys are pushing the progress so slowly."
He raised his nose to the sky, then snapped back to his small form, stretched out a small hand, and raised a small finger: "If the world were a comic book, comics would be faster." It’s turned to 1/2, and your progress is still this.”
He gestured with a zero egg, and then said in a tone as if he was taking aim: "Even if you don't take into account the thoughts of comic readers, from the perspective of the comic writer, this is definitely an unhealthy structure."
He said: "So you understand?"
He crossed his two small arms and then crossed his arms: "So I couldn't bear it and I had to do that, huh huh."
He nodded and then said: "Either you kiss her and let me help you push the progress forward a lot, or..."
Chen Taoming knew that Bat Mite would definitely come up with another unreliable and outrageous option, but he still uncontrollably pricked up his ears and listened.
Then he heard Bat Mite reach out and point at the Bride of Doom who was still desperately smashing the transparent barrier outside:
"I'll let the Bride of Doom kiss you, and it's your choice."
"Ouch! Ouch!"
The Doomsday who was next to him also let out a burst of ghostly cries and howls.
At this time, most of the villain brides gave up the option of attacking the transparent barrier after discovering that they had no ability to open the transparent glass can made by Batman.
As Bat-Mite focused on asking Batman and Wonder Woman to kiss, Bat-Mite's control over them also weakened slightly, at least he no longer forced them to knock on the barrier.
So most of the villain brides put down their weapons like a ruthless iron fist at this time. Or Batman with his powers also created a ruthless barrier for them, forcing them to watch the ceremony, so they couldn't leave Chen Tao and Diana to attack Chen Tao who was still fighting the Amazon ghost over there. Friends and relatives.
The Cruel Knight not far away seemed to have recovered from being beaten, but soon he faced the Wonder Queen and the Laughing Wonder Woman. The two Wonder Women joined forces and beat him until he was crawling on the ground. It was completely reduced to the point where it was impossible to fight head-on and could only use kiting tactics.
Outside the transparent barrier, only the chaotic Bride of Doom was still hammering the unbreakable transparent barrier with her fists. Bat Mite thoughtfully snapped her fingers, causing a flower to appear on Doom's hand. He looked like an aggressive marriage snatcher holding a bunch of flowers.
Chen Tao still didn't take any action.
"I'm almost dying of anxiety," Bat-Mite said.
He said: "Why is this? Shouldn't most Batmans in parallel universes be playboys..."
Then he paused mid-sentence.
"Damn, you're a little virgin," he said.
"???"
"I just looked back at the past history on your timeline. Although you dated many people, you never spent the night with them. Instead, you found an excuse to give them gifts, and then after a certain incident, you also There was no pretense with any of the socialites. Hey, no... you are not the same as the previous one."
Batmite scratched his chin.
"You have Damian, but you have never had any experience with women...then I can't go wrong from what I've seen. So where did Damian come from?"
Bat Mite examined Chen Tao for a while: "I didn't pay much attention to you before. You are such a strange Batman... Your past and present are not compatible."
Then he looked at Diana next to Chen Tao.
"What about this Wonder Woman? I remember most Wonder Women's first love was..."
Then he was like pickled green vegetables.
"Oh hell, Wonder Woman's first love in this parallel universe never started! Even she and Colonel Steve Trevor can only be regarded as ordinary friends, and even your interactions have become less and less, almost gone..."
Bat Mite held his head: "What the hell, are you a rare blank slate in the entire multiverse?"
Then he angrily sat down cross-legged in mid-air: "It's up to you. You can do whatever you want. Anyway, I only have one request."
Chen Tao stopped talking.
So in the end he could only turn his head to look at Wonder Woman Diana, and coughed slightly hard.
"What do you want to do, bat?" Chen Tao heard her voice.
Chen Tao took a deep breath.
"You know what I want to do," he said.
"I don't know what you want to do," Diana said, and then she laughed: "Well, that sounds like a tongue twister."
"The current situation is that we really need Bat Mite to let us go." Chen Tao said with some stumbling: "Therefore..."
Then he saw Diana, who seemed to be smiling.
"Well, go on."
Bat Mite interrupted loudly, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? You two are just talking too much. To be honest, I have always been wondering what kind of relationship you have?"
"Shut up." Chen Tao and Wonder Woman turned their heads and said to Bat Mite.
Bat Mite made a lip-pull gesture.
Chen Tao looked at Diana. To be honest, he had some such thoughts vaguely, but he knew...
He knew that once he had such thoughts, it meant that he had to take responsibility, no longer the responsibility of facing the entire Justice League, but another kind of relationship that was more trustworthy and worthy of trust.
He could deceive Green Lantern Hal without scruples, just for the final victory, without any guilt in his heart, he could tell his teammates without scruples that he might die, and in every deepest midnight, he knew that he could always go forward without hesitation.
But if...
But if he did that, if he was determined to take that step, to take that step towards Wonder Woman Diana.
He would no longer be able to tell himself calmly that he might die, and he would no longer be able to try to carry the weight of the world alone. He would share his life with others. Once he did that, his life would no longer belong to him completely.
He might be willing to take on the shackles that he should not have taken on, and he might hesitate for half a second before the charge.
Those roads full of swords, flames, and at every fork in the road where fate was decided, Chen Tao had to carry the heavy burden with another person.
In every darkest moment, I mean, he could no longer tell himself calmly:
"I am ready to leave at any time."
He never thought about whether he should or should not do that.
All this might be a shackle for him, and it was also a shackle for another person.
Chen Tao knew that he seemed a little ridiculous and self-indulgent for thinking so much, but he knew that this was a decision, and once he made it, he would not regret it.
Chen Tao took another deep breath: "I mean, if you find it a little unacceptable..."
The next second, Chen Tao's mouth was blocked by red lips.
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