What bad intentions could Batman have?

Although he heard Batman say such harsh words, Bat-mite was actually not that worried.

For him, there is no way that Batman can cause harm to him anyway. Even if the other party can trap him in any way, it will only be temporary and will only add interesting color to Batmite's boring life.

When you face a character that can't really hurt you, it's hard to feel any fear, just like when watching a horror movie, no matter how scary the ghost is, when you realize " Ah, it turns out the ghost on TV can't possibly rush out and kill me", you only have a sense of excitement in your heart.

And this is Bat Mite's current mental state. He is just looking forward to seeing what kind of tricks Batman can come up with that will dazzle him. Then he will use his five-dimensional power to perform in this fancy trick. On the basis of this, he created an interesting change that made his eyes brighter.

"Tell me quickly, Bat Mite, can I limit your five-dimensional power?"

Bat Mite turned around and looked to see if there was anyone behind him. After making sure that there was no one behind him, he turned to look at Chen Tao and said, "Are you sure? Are you sure you're asking me?"

He said: "I won't answer your question. Although you are my idol, the longer the fans meet, the better! Do you want a more powerful enemy? Batman should defeat strong enemies. …”

Chen Tao saw this little five-dimensional devil's attention slipping away from his topic, fearing that he would snap his fingers again and find him some difficult villain from somewhere in the super-time stream. For example, when the Amozo robot came out in its heyday, he was so horrified that he hurriedly stopped the other person and abruptly brought the topic back.

"No need, those rotten fish and rotten shrimps are not worthy of being my Batman opponent!" Chen Tao pointed to the group of Batman brides who were still fighting with Chen Tao's relatives and friends.

Chen Tao and his cute Penguin were riding on the Penguin Bride's butt. He raised the electrified umbrella and aimed it at the key point, causing the Penguin Bride to scream in ecstasy.

The poisonous tips of their umbrellas were pulled off and thrown aside. It seemed that Penguin understood Penguin and knew which one was the most dangerous. To be honest, although the Lianmeng Penguin has been good for a long time, its combat effectiveness cannot be underestimated.

Even though his fighting ability has declined due to neglect of training, the most important thing is that he is equipped with many black technologies provided by Lucius.

Relying on these and the fact that the Penguin bride was wearing a baggy wedding dress that was in the way, she was able to suppress her opponent and beat him.

Similar to Penguin, there is Two-Face... no, it should be said to be Five-Face.

In the main universe, Batman's most classic way to deal with Two-Face is to suddenly throw a lot of coins when Two-Face is tossing coins, so that he can't tell which is his coin, and then falls into a brain disorder. Machine, and this classic move was reproduced by Five-Face Man, so now Two-Face Man's bride is looking for her coins all over the ground, and Five-Face Man is also lying on the ground, picking up his dice.

Killer Crocodile is dealing with his counterpart Killer Croc Bride... Due to Red's spatial ability, even though Killer Croc Bride surpasses Killer Croc in terms of brute force, he is still being toyed with. He is now riding on the opponent's back, Like a madman who forcibly rides on a horse racing girl, he is completely in a situation where it is difficult to get off the horse.

There's also Jason the Red Hood, who faces off against a version of himself from a parallel universe, the Arkham Knight.

It looked like they had been fighting for a while, and they couldn't break the move at all.

Arkham Knight is also a certain version of the second-generation Robin Jason Todd. Although he is wearing a wedding dress, his superb fighting skills allow him to turn the wedding dress into a wedding dress that will not be damaged, or in other words, it will automatically repair itself even if it is damaged. weapons.

They were inseparable at first, but Arkham Knight was basically better. This guy was so good at fighting. He had a set of smooth little combos in his fighting skills. Chen Tao's red hood took out his gun, The other party took out a gun that was twice as big as his, and gradually he couldn't stand it anymore and was completely at a disadvantage.

Until Chen Tao's red hood suddenly felt blessed and reached out from his belt to take out a large ball of clay face, and then backhand injected the clay face with a shot of Bane's previous improved Titan Venom.

Soon, strengthened by Titan's venom, these Clayface body tissues proliferated rapidly, and then Arkham Knight Jason faced a Batman disguised as Clayface with tiger eyes and tears. Who had ever seen Arkham Knight? This moment, he was forcibly controlled by the other party saying "I love you Jason", and then he was punched in the face by Chen Tao's red hood, and he was instantly defeated.

Is there actually an Arkham version of Arkham Knight Jason? Chen Tao recognized him at a glance, because the Arkham Knight in the main universe is a woman and has nothing to do with Jason. And almost all the superheroes and villains in the Arkham world have one of the strongest fighting abilities.

But in Bat-Mite’s estimation, is Arkham Knight considered a villain? Poor Jason has been classified as a bad guy.

"Look at these trash." Chen Tao expressed his sorrow next to Bat Mite: "What kind of dangerous villains do you want to find? Isn't it embarrassing to find these villains to deal with Batman?"

"So..." Chen Tao said.

"So...?" Bat Mite suddenly flashed his big bright eyes and said, surrounded by happiness.

"We need a villain strong enough to fight Batman in a shocking and terrifying battle, so that he can be worthy of our Batman identity. Our Batman is the best superhero!"

"Yes, yes, Batman is the strongest, Batman is number one!"

"Batman, the strongest, okay, oooooooooo!"

Chen Tao kept hypnotizing himself. This was to control Batman's nonsense. Then he followed up with Bat Mite and yelled a few words to brag about Batman's rainbow fart. Then he held it in for a long time, Bat Mite's rainbow fart. Still gushing, he had to interrupt.

"Okay, okay, let's praise how strong Batman is next. In short, the choice of this villain..."

"It's the Emperor Clown! I'll pull the Emperor Clown over right away, I can't wait any longer!"

Grass.

Chen Tao was almost entangled with the speed force, jumped up and hugged Bat Mite. For a moment, he broke out in a cold sweat. If Bat Mite snapped his fingers and called the Emperor Clown over, it would be easier to invite the gods than to send them away. , and then Bat Mite and the Emperor Clown fought again, and the two of them destroyed the avenue, right?

Chen Tao was not joking. He had read the comics of "The Sixth Dimension" in his previous life. The caster of the six-dimensional divine world controlled the troublemaker and wanted to erase reality. Bat Mite stopped him. The two of them erased reality like a blackboard. They wanted to Chen Tao couldn't bear it.

"Of course not the Emperor Jester, I mean this candidate is far away and right in front of you."

"Where, where?" Batmite jumped up and down, but then he saw Chen Tao's eyes looking at his face, and he finally realized a little bit.

"You mean...me?"

"Yes." Chen Tao nodded.

"Don't be kidding me. I'm Batman's most loyal fan, not a hater of Batman."

Batmite flatly refused: "I will not be Batman's villain, even if I pretend to be a villain, I can't accept it."

"Of course not a villain, but a great test." Chen Tao said: "Batman is now facing a terrible crisis. His enemy is evil and cruel. He must find the help of bat mites, creatures from the fifth dimension, to fight with him. Join forces to defeat the evil enemy."

Chen Tao said this to Bat Mite in a child-like tone. His voice seemed like a primitive man telling horror stories on the stone wall.

"A test in the fifth dimension. Only if Batman defeats you with his wisdom, can he get your help and defeat the evil boss. And through all this, you will become Batman's most loyal partner and most trusted comrade-in-arms." ——”

During the speech, Chen Tao gradually added tone of voice, raised his voice, and finally raised the tone of the last sentence to the highest level:

"You will defeat evil and powerful enemies with Batman, and then in front of countless people..."

Chen Tao originally wanted to welcome flowers and applause, but at the last moment he realized that everything had to go according to the expectations of Batman fans.

"Then I flick my sleeves in front of countless people and tell them that I am the night, I am revenge, I am Batman! Then I disappear into the night!"

When Chen Tao saw the bat mite's eyes begin to glow - in a physical sense, his eyes turned into two searchlights.

"Very good, so what do you need me to do with you now?"

"Bat-Mite sets up a test for Batman before joining his team, and he's willing to give Batman a little hint."

"Ha!" Bat Mite said: "Don't try to lie to me. What language trap do you want to use to trick me into saying my name backwards and then banishing me back to the fifth dimension. You all do that to troublemakers. Yes, but troublemakers often go back out of their own volition, so sometimes they don’t object to your plans, but I’m different!”

Bat Mite said: "Are you CPU me...or Gpu or something? All in all, this is complete nonsense."

He said: "You can't even try to convince me that the game doesn't follow your rules, it has to follow mine."

"But you have to at least give me a chance to fight you." Then he heard Batman say: "If Batman doesn't try to find information and then use it to defeat the enemy, then why would I call myself Batman?

"What exactly are you going to do?"

"You don't need to worry about me, you just know that I will win, and now you have to tell me how to use the power of the Dragon of the Dark Multiverse to disrupt the effects of five-dimensional magic on the four-dimensional world."

Chen Tao said: "Zatanna once commented that the power of five-dimensional creatures like you is essentially magic, and I need to know the counter-spell of magic."

"There is no counter-curse. Our power is magic, but it is not entirely magic. It is the ability to modify reality, the power of higher dimensions. These powers do not have a counter-curse in the true sense."

Bat Mite said: "If you must know, then I can teach you a little bit about how to use your Dragon Power of the Dark Multiverse to modify reality."

So he did that, and after a while, Chen Tao nodded.

"I know. Surprisingly easy."

Next to him, Bat Mite showed a smile unique to five-dimensional creatures.

OvO.

"Okay, the method of operation has been given to you. You can now interfere with our five-dimensional divine power a little, but only a little. This is not enough to give you the power to resist. These are just some small tricks, and they require 1/4 of the Dark Multiverse Dragon Status to perform small tricks."

Bat Mite said this while asking expectantly:

"So how do you plan to deal with me? Have you prepared any plans in advance? What plans can deal with five-dimensional creatures? Batman will always have plans. I know this too well. I am looking forward to it!"

"Watch it."

He heard Batman's voice.

The next second, Chen Tao rushed directly towards the Bride of Doom.

He passed through the transparent barrier, and the skills taught by Bat Mite took effect.

He rushed directly to... uh, he rushed directly to the Bride of Doom.

He grabbed the Bride of Doom's head, but did not attack her. Instead, he pursed his lips and kissed her.

Oh, it turned out to be a kiss, not a headbutt, nor an attack.

Wait, what did I see?

"????"

Bat-Mite didn't realize what was happening for a moment, and then he saw Batman and Doomsday's bride's mouths getting closer and closer.

He wouldn't be so disgusting as to do that.

No one could accept Batman doing such a disgusting thing. That was extremely ooc, which shattered Batman's heroic image.

Bat-Mite thought so in his heart, but in the long time that the speedster could react, Batman kissed him without hesitation, without the slightest hesitation.

Getting closer and closer.

Getting closer and closer.

No, what are you thinking, are you really going to kiss such a big monster with bone spurs all over his face and wearing a wedding dress?

You can even do this? Ugh!

Bat-Mite felt that his eyes were going blind just thinking about what would happen after the real kiss.

Bat-Mite saw Doomsday's face turn red, why are you blushing?

Oh no, Batman threw some mud faces on Doomsday's face, these creatures colluded with nanorobots, and two plateau reds appeared on the other's face.

Even more disgusting, shit.

He knew what Batman was doing. Batman was forcing him on purpose. He knew that as a Batman fan, he could never accept seeing this scene. Bat-Mite wanted to use teleportation magic to send the Bride of Doom back to his own time point...

Well, the other party just learned how to stop the five-dimensional magic.

"Guuu, I don't want to see this!" Bat-Mite was so crazy that he almost scratched his eyes, and finally shouted:

"Stop it, I give up!"