What bad intentions could Batman have?

Chen Tao didn't play with Bat-Mite for so long for no reason. After seeing the Merciless Iron Fist, who was supposed to be dealt with by Bain and his group, appear, Chen Tao knew that the idea of ​​directly forming an alliance with Bat-Mite and then quickly ending the battle had failed in fact.

He didn't know what the Laughing Bat wanted to do, but if he followed his original plan, he only needed to get rid of him before the Laughing Bat had time to do it.

The simpler the plan, the more efficient it is. Isn't it stupid not to kill him before the disgusting plan of Laughing started?

The other opposite problem is that if the plan of Laughing has already started, no matter what Chen Tao does, it will be completely meaningless.

At this time, if you have the idea of ​​"The Laughing Bat's plan has not started yet, I will take Bat-Mite to deal with him quickly", you may fall into the opponent's trap directly, and then reap the disgusting feeling that everything is planned.

But if you want to win quickly, you should play steadily now.

So...how should you play steadily?

The only thing that is certain is that Chen Tao's idea of ​​"steady and steady" is different from what normal people think.

Strictly speaking, Bat-Mite's play with him cannot be said to be completely playful. Have you ever seen Bat-Mite play with Bruce, the Batman Who Laughs?

For Bat-Mite, as he said in the meeting at the fifth dimension, a Bruce who does not deviate from the "core" of Batman will be his idol,

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"Very good, very good... beautiful, man."

The Batman Who Laughs admired the Emperor Joker who was completely framed in the Joker Robin robot he made. This was an insult to the other party, but they have now reached an alliance for the time being.

"Remember your promise to me, Laughing Bat." The figure of the Black Death Emperor appeared beside him: "My help is not without cost."

"Of course, dear ally." Laughing Bat said with a low laugh: "You will get what you want, now, it's time to start our plan."

"What do you want to do?" The Emperor Clown controlled the puppet with a cold face. Compared with the clown who often laughed in the impression of ordinary people, the Emperor Clown at this time behaved more like a cold and hard thug in a suit.

The tone, intonation, style, and even the dragon-like movements of his speech, the slightly raised back when he sat down, as if there was an invisible cape opening behind him, and the handsome posture like a bat spreading its wings in the dark night... Everything is full of Batman style, even more like Bruce than Laughing Bat.

He did it on purpose.

How could the Emperor Clown not fight back when he dared to grin with that disgusting stinky mouth in front of the Emperor Clown, the emperor of clowns?

In fact, the obvious imitation and the strong smell of bats really disgusted the Laughing Bat.

His tone suddenly became colder: "You'd better remember that it's not you who gives orders here."

The withered and corrupted half-skull face of the Black Death Emperor stared blankly at the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Joker.

As a spokesperson for the realm of death, the Black Death Emperor certainly couldn't understand the disgusting dispute between the Emperor Joker and the Laughing Bat -

This kind of provocation and ridicule in body language is as hidden as pinching a little foot under the wine table, and it's like using a remote control to start other people's mood.

People who are not familiar with the relationship between Batman and the Joker will never understand how big this small insult is.

In the eyes of the Black Death Emperor, the Laughing Bat seemed to have just stopped laughing suddenly, and then treated the ally he had just summoned with great difficulty with a cold tone.

"I told you." The Joker Emperor answered the Batman's words with a hoarse voice that was unique to Batman and had been skillfully changed to prevent others from recognizing him.

"I'm waiting for you to give me an order."

He said mockingly: "You are Batman, oh, yes, maybe I forgot. You are the Batman who laughs. You are just Bruce... and you are far from the most perfect one."

The mocking tone seemed to be there and not there, but it was the most mocking.

The eyes of the Batman who laughs and the Joker Emperor met in mid-air. The Black Death Emperor realized that there was a tense atmosphere, and then he interrupted: "Okay, you two, I don't know why you didn't notice it..."

"We are dealing with things between Batman and the Joker, sorry." The Batman who laughs said.

"Hey, you skull, don't interfere in things you don't know, okay?" The Joker Emperor was more aggressive.

The Black Death Emperor stopped talking.

He stood silently, staring at the two of them.

But no matter what, both the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Joker realized that they had no time to confront each other, so the Laughing Bat said:

"Don't worry, everything is as planned. I told you, I will give you the Batman, Emperor Joker. In the previous confrontation with the Batman, I have gradually figured out his temper."

The Laughing Bat said: "It's like analyzing the other party, do you understand?"

He was telling the Emperor Joker and the people next to him: "I know him very well...even better than he knows himself."

"Is this why you let the bat mite leave your summoning magic circle? I still think that is a risk." Black Death Emperor said: "Did you not prepare any magic to restrain the other party at all? Or leave any traces on the other party? hand?"

"Yes, no."

The Black Death Emperor was a little unsure whether what the other party said was true or if he was just lying to him. But this is meaningless to the Black Death Emperor.

"If I prepare these things, I will risk being discovered by Batman's Dragon." The Laughing Bat said, and for our plan, the risk of being discovered is the biggest variable. "

He turned his head to look at the Emperor Clown who was standing over there as if he was indifferently playing with a deck of playing cards that appeared in his hand. Then he turned back and faced him again, standing there with a huge scythe waiting for him. Black Death Emperor below.

"Do you think Batman's Dragon is going to be a kind and sincere person?"

Isn't it? We are villains, I am the God of Death whose duty is to destroy the world and create death, destined to cause endless deaths, and you are an evil and disgusting version of Batman, and an even more vicious version of the Joker, no matter how you look at it The three of us are an evil alliance of villains.

The Black Death Emperor did not say these words. He just nodded slightly and seemed to completely agree with everything the Laughing Bat said.

And the Laughing Bat continued to output: "Batman Dragon pretends to be a real superhero, but in fact he does things unscrupulously."

This may be an advantage, Black Death Emperor stood aside and thought silently, is there anything wrong with this?

"He actually doesn't believe in the abilities of his teammates at all. The Dark Multiverse has amplified the distrust of others in his Bruce character. He never thinks that anyone is a comrade he can trust to support him."

Death's agent suddenly realized.

Despite his skull face, Black Death is not without brains.

"So what you're saying is that Batman wouldn't trust Bat-Mite even if he saw him?"

"What he means is that Batman will directly find a way to trick Bat-mite into devoting all his powers to himself, just like I did."

The Emperor Clown interrupted next to him. After the Laughing Bat said the first paragraph, he knew what the other party meant. The words that the Laughing Bat said later were not meant for him at all, but to explain to the Black Death Emperor. The reason why he did that.

"But I don't understand why Batman would want to take the risk to get the power of Batmite when he can solve the problem by convincing Batmite to act with him." Black Death Emperor said: "This is unreasonable."

"Batman's inner distrust of others prevents him from doing this." The Laughing Bat said: "Deep in his heart, Batman always pursues a 100% success rate for his plan, even though even he knows that this will The success rate is impossible, but he still does it.”

"I know both Batman and the Joker... and attacking teammates is Batman's specialty," he said.

"So you plan to..."

"Batman once died. The Black Death Emperor. You have a connection with him. You can set off the blackest night in the universe in front of you. After strengthening your black light energy in this universe, you can use these Blacklight energy connects with the once-dead Batman's Dragon."

The Laughing Bat said: "Of course the energy of these black lights is not enough for you to control it, but a strong enough hemp rope was born." He turned his head and looked at the Emperor who was sitting there expressionlessly pretending to be Batman. The royal clown.

You are pretending to be your mother, he cursed in his heart. But he quickly adjusted his mood.

"And at this time, through this robot... this basis for your possession of reality, the Emperor Clown can grab this tough hemp rope from the upstream of the super-time stream."

On the other hand, if Batman succeeds in taking away Bat-Mite's abilities, that would be exactly within the Laughing Bat's plan.

Batman's record in Black Death Emperor is that he is dead, and his status is to escape death. It is impossible for a dead person to have five-dimensional divine power. Once Black Death Emperor invites Batman's death, then Batman's dragon will No ability to stop.

As he is judged dead by the timeline, the five-dimensional divine power that Batman has just swallowed will also be affected. Under such circumstances, the Laughing Bat does not believe that Batman's dragon can resist the call of the Black Death.

As long as the Emperor Joker upstream pulls lightly, Batman's Dragon will be forced to appear in front of him, and then the two of them will be brainless.

From the beginning of everything, the Laughing Bat never imagined that he would be face to face with Batman's dragon, a real fight with a sword and a gun.

Of course, it’s not that the Laughing Bat didn’t take it into consideration…

Due to the Emperor's Joker's disgust towards him, what if Batman's Dragon is pulled to the upper reaches of the hyper-time flow, turns out to be a traitor, and forms an alliance with the Emperor's Joker to solve himself?

That's why he let Bat-Mite go over there and play games with Batman.

Once Batman-Dragon sees an opportunity to trick Bat-Mite into using his powers, he won't let it pass.

And the Emperor Clown will never miss the opportunity to obtain the power of Bat Mite.

This interrupted their possibility of having an affair. If the Batman Dragon, who was accidentally pulled to the upper reaches of the super-time stream, still possessed the power of the Bat-Mite, he could still compete with the Emperor Joker for a short time, and finally end up with a mutually fearful ending;

But if he lost his power, it would be very likely that he would be finished. Even if the Emperor Joker said that he was willing to cooperate with the Batman Dragon, the Batman Dragon would probably not put himself in such a dangerous situation, which made it even more impossible for them to cooperate.

The power of the Bat-Mite became a variable, giving the Emperor Joker and Batman a reason to fight, and all this was in the plan of the Laughing Bat.

It has been said that the Laughing Bat would deduce these in advance, he would calculate everyone, and then become the final winner. How did that sentence go?

The bat who loves to laugh will never have bad luck.

As for the ending of Batman not taking the power of the Bat-Mite?

That would still be a death. Without the power of the Bat-Mite, he would not be able to compete with the Emperor Joker. The Black Death Emperor could control dead creatures, and the target of control was Batman himself, and it actually had little to do with whether he had the power of the Bat-Mite.

Although the Joker Emperor was full of malice towards the Batman the Laughing, was he so gentle to the Dragon Batman? If the two of them were equal in power, then perhaps there was still a possibility of cooperation.

But without absorbing the power of the Bat-Mite, and being directly pulled to the upper reaches of the super-time stream, facing the Joker Emperor in his prime, the Dragon Batman would most likely only be reduced to the status of a mouse:

Mice can usually resist cats a little, but that will only make cats more excited and arouse their desire to attack.

No matter what Batman chooses, the result will be wrong. The Batman the Laughing estimated how much power the Dragon Batman had at this time was quite accurate. Did he really think that he was still in the special enhanced state that could fully exert the power of the personality after swallowing more than 3,000 heroes?

As for how to deal with the Emperor Joker who solved the problem of Batman Dragon and got 1/4 of the Dragon's status in the Dark Multiverse, it is not a problem that the Laughing Bat needs to worry about. For Barbatos, a player like Batman Dragon who has no power getting this authority is just a frost disease, and an engine without diesel can't run.

But if a character like the Emperor Joker, who is powerful in itself, gets the status, Barbatos will go crazy. He himself relied on backlash to get to the top, and no one knows how to bite back the master better than him.

At that time, Barbatos will help the Laughing Bat solve the threat of the Emperor Joker, killing three birds with one stone.

As everyone thought, the Laughing Bat has designed everything.

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"Dear Hal, I think we have to take it step by step."

"Yes, that's right." Hal, the Parallax Demon, heard what Batman said and nodded in agreement.

"Do you want Bat-Mite?"

"What did you say?"

"Bat-Mite, I want to give you his power." Chen Tao said: "Do you want to be a five-dimensional creature, Hal?"