What bad intentions could Batman have?

"I've had enough. I'd rather end it than live like a plaything in the hands of an all-powerful bad boy."

Chen Tao sat on a colorful mushroom made of bat mites with his legs angled at a 90-degree angle as a naval admiral would execute Ace.

"What? But you can't just lie down and wait to die, you're a hero!"

Chen Tao sighed.

"I'm a villain."

"Oh, no!" Bat Mite hugged his chest, looking like he was about to expire: "I must delete the memory of what you just said to me from my mind!"

He screamed and tried to do it, but soon discovered that as a creature of imagination, he could not act against his own instincts, just as the Emperor Joker could not make himself forget Batman. .

"But you didn't lie down when facing the Anti-Monitor and Darkseid. Shouldn't you do everything you can to defeat all the enemies in front of you?"

"That's right."

"so?"

"But I want to retire now." Chen Tao was secretly worried. Bat Mite was still hesitant and did not follow his guidance, so Chen Tao decided to add fuel to the fire.

He jumped directly off the mushroom he was sitting on, and then rolled around on the ground like a baby. He threw his integrity and integrity as Batman on the ground, and then crushed it with all his strength:

"I want to retire, I want to retire! Wow wow wow..."

The skills of a professional actor caused his tear glands to quickly secrete a large amount of water, and tears burst out from behind his corneas like a stream.

Chen Tao does not have the five-dimensional power of Bat Mite. He went through great efforts to create this cartoon-like effect in reality, which is enough to cause a major mental blow to Bat Mite.

"Ooooh, I'm crying like Snoopy. Ooooh."

Batmite was at a loss as to how he was going to be wounded: "How could you do this... You are Batman!"

Chen Tao stopped crying for a second.

"If you know me so well, why don't you become Batman yourself?"

Chen Tao knew that it was risky for him to say this. He might arouse the vigilance of Bat Mite, but the time had come. Let's see the result first.

"Me? No kidding, I can't be Batman, wait, can I?"

very good. That's the best reaction.

Bat Mite lacks a sense of deservingness, and Chen Tao now has to cheer him up.

"Just do it. You are a Batman with super powers, look at me." Chen Tao walked up to Bat Mite, and then, in a burst of silver-white particle light effect, he turned into the Devastator, and then switched to the Red Death. , and then switch to Dark Father.

Like a little girl in ballet, he showed off his clothes to Batmite one by one, even showing him the strange and nonsensical transformation of Ape Batman.

Then he walked to Bat Mite's ear and whispered:

"Having superpowers doesn't mean you can't be Batman, right? Aren't I a real example?"

"For God's sake," said Bat-Mite.

Chen Tao watched with satisfaction as Bat Mite walked around on the ground of this alien space he created. The surrounding yellow sky twisted repeatedly like water stained with ink as Bat Mite thought. .

"I mean, I've always just watched you from a distance. I never dreamed that I could really become...really?"

"Nothing is impossible."

"Yes, I can do it!"

The bat mite became happy and flew into the air with its arms crossed happily.

"Are you sure this will allow Bat Mite to give me power?" The voice of Parallax Magic Hal sounded in Chen Tao's ears. The expression on his face did not move, and he still maintained the same expression: "Dear Bat Mite, I Is your best friend” expression.

"Don't communicate with me at this time," he told Parallax Hal through a telepathic link.

Don't think that Hal can suppress five-dimensional creatures just because he can play with time. No matter how strong he is, he is still on the upper reaches of the super-time flow. Far water cannot save the near fire.

Chen Tao didn't say anything, but Hal, the parallax demon, held him in his ear and spoke directly, almost scaring him to death.

He was not sure if his reality-modifying skills to resist the bat mite's five-dimensional power could prevent the other party from noticing the existence of Parallax Magic Hal? Once the other party discovers what Parallax Demon said, their plan will be completely ruined.

At that time, whether the five-dimensional little devil fights Hal or any other developments, it will be a completely violent situation and completely out of Chen Tao's control.

Moreover, five-dimensional creatures also have a very important characteristic. They appear at every time point in the super-time flow at the same time, because imagination is everywhere. Therefore, all five-dimensional creatures that appear in parallel universes are the same person. Five-dimensional creatures have the same characteristics as Dr. Manhattan. If Parallax Magic Hal really makes Batmite unhappy, the other party may really follow the network cable and come to beat him. you.

Regardless of whether he wins the fight or not, everything will be messed up if he does that.

Chen Tao was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat, and the members of the Third Legion of Earth 1 were also in chaos.

"Prepare to intervene, prepare to intervene...is the intervention successful?"

"The emotional spectrum of that universe has been affected, and all human emotions exploded slightly in a short period of time... The sudden increase in emotional energy temporarily confused Batmite, making him not notice Batman and Parallax Demon. Hal’s conversation.”

"Very good, very good. History has changed many times. It comes back to prove to us that no matter who it is, Bat Mite must not let Bat Mite keep the power at the beginning. Otherwise, the decisions he makes in dozens of different futures will not matter. Eat the good fruit and never repeat it once!”

"Everyone, please note that Bat-Mite can never fall out with Batman. Well done everyone. We must proceed as planned. It is best to make the entire incident act according to our ideas."

The leading member of the Third Army reluctantly encouraged his companions, and then he continued: "There will be many such interference places. Theoretically, there should be no unplanned interference, unless this If the distraction creates an important change, then a new us will come from the future to remind us.”

Then he turned around and asked another member of the Third Legion who was operating a strange instrument: "Has there been any change in the timeline of the Reverse Flash universe?"

"Nothing has changed. The timeline has been slightly shaken. People who had no intention of starting a fire started a fire, causing many people who did not exist in history to be born. Some people who were supposed to die did not die, and their descendants affected the new time. Line...but the universe will be restarted again by Reverse Flash soon, so this change is not important at all. "

"Very well, continue everyone, we must monitor at all times to ensure that the situation develops in the direction under our control."

In the Reverse Lightning Universe, Chen Tao quietly glanced at Bat Mite and found that the other person was still immersed in his own world, as if he had not noticed the communication link with Parallax Magic Hal just now. Chen Tao had already prepared the plan once Bat Mite Discover a plan for how to quibble. But the other party never mentioned this matter at all. Chen Tao could only attribute this to good luck, but he knew that his luck would not always be so good.

After sending Hal away, he continued to seduce Bat Mite: "Then what are you waiting for?"

A burst of white light flashed, and Batmite transformed from the three-headed Q-version villain on the spot into a tall Batman with a big body and a round waist. He was wearing a classic Batman uniform and a long and scary cape, like Spawn.

This is the cool and awesome Batman in Batmite. The only thing that seems a little wrong is that this burly Batman has a Q-version head of a three-headed villain, like a A baby's head grows into an adult's body.

"Very good."

Chen Tao rushed over and let out a lot of rainbow farts at the bat mite, and then the expression on his face switched to OvO.

He was now moved by Bat Mite to a higher mountain outside the filming location of the sitcom, where Chen Tao was giving guidance.

"Now, follow my instructions."

Chen Tao began to guide the bat mites.

"It's night in Gotham, and you're Batman. Sirens sound in the alleys, and caped figures appear on rooftops. You're Batman, and you never turn a blind eye to evil."

"Awesome!" Batmite said, standing under the red sky of Gotham that was painted by himself, and shouting to the sky from the tall building.

It's all like the opening scene of 1992's Batman animated series.

"Suddenly, the alarm bell at the Science Museum rang." Chen Tao's voice came from the side, continuing to guide Bat Mite's entire thinking pattern.

Following his guidance, Bat Mite quickly used his five-dimensional power to create a so-called science museum.

Chen Tao said half a sentence first, and then added another half: "Ordinary people in the museum fled in all directions. And the person who caused all this..."

As he said this, he quietly observed.

"It's Bane!"

Bane rushed out of the door of the Science Museum holding a jar of green potion with a confused look on his face. Just now he was fighting Iron Fist and the Batman who shot people with guns, and then he was struck by the magical power of Bat Mite. Suddenly he was pulled over and directly acted as an actor in this wonderful show written by Chen Tao and starring Bat Mite.

"Bane stole an experimental weapon to enhance his muscle power!"

Chen Tao was talking nonsense, and Bain's eyes were twitching as he listened.

He would never do low-level things like robbery, let alone use experiments to enhance his muscle power.

What the hell is muscle power? Bain was about to say something, and then he saw Chen Tao winking at him.

So why not explain the current situation using a telepathic link?

But isn’t it just acting? Bane is cooked.

Batman blinked some Morse code to him and asked him to press it on the back of his hand.

What's so difficult about this, but what is it for?

Bane looked at Batman again and asked him to do so, so Bane took a deep breath.

He pressed the back of his hand and squeezed the air, but then two bottles of venom appeared on his back.

This is not Bane's own, but a figment of Batmite's imagination.

He imagined Chen Tao's situation based on Bane of the main universe. What was missing? It's obviously Titan Venom.

"Look, Bane in front of Batman has Titan Venom. He is about to press his Titan Venom. After obtaining Titan Venom, he will become extremely powerful and can even break Batman's back."

Chen Tao was still explaining beside him. He was constantly giving Bat-Mite the impression that Bane was very powerful. Five-dimensional creatures use imagination as the source of power, and when his imagination is scattered... what he believes will become a fact.

Bane pressed it again, and this time he pressed it for real. The long-lost Titan Venom was injected into his body.

He felt a huge power, but Bane didn't quite know what this power was. This power is very powerful, but it is extremely frivolous and doesn't seem to be real. This is a very strange feeling that is difficult to describe in words.

"Stop him, Batman!"

Chen Tao gave Bat-Mite an order. Very good, now he is the narrator. Although it was Bat-Mite's five-dimensional power that caused all this, it was Chen Tao who wrote the script.

While letting Bat-Mite attack Bane, he said in a chanting voice: "Although Bane is so powerful, his palm can easily crush Batman's bones, and his fist can easily break Batman's nose, but Batman will not be defeated. He will bravely rush forward to stop this evil criminal from endangering his beloved Gotham!"

"Ahhhhhhh!" The muscular man transformed by Bat-Mite rushed over.

Bane looked at Chen Tao for help, not knowing what to do now. Seeing Bat-Mite rushing over, he felt a little weak in the legs.

He just participated in the battle with the Merciless Iron Fist, which does not mean that he did not see the back-and-forth battle between Chen Tao and Bat-Mite, as well as the brides summoned out of thin air.

In front of this god who casually treats reality as manuscript paper, the magical powers that Bane possesses are nothing at all.

He does not think that with his current ability, he can fight against a five-dimensional creature. No matter how arrogant Bane is, he has never thought of such a thing.

"But Batman was knocked to the ground by Bane!"

What the hell are you talking about, help. Bane was almost numb, he stood there like a boss and watched Bat-Mite running towards him at the speed of an ordinary person.

Bane gritted his teeth.

Are you kidding? Me, knock down Bat-Mite?

Are you sure I won't be stepped on by Bat-Mite and turned into a cockroach? No, not even a cockroach, at best a small microorganism.

Bane almost ran away, he was under great psychological pressure.

But out of trust in Batman, he slammed into it.

With a bang, when Bane opened his eyes, he saw Bat-Mite fell to the ground.

He really did it!