What Comes Around Goes Around
Chapter 31:
After Cheng Yao and Dong Shan had a chat, when she saw the time, it turned out that it was already six. She thought about it, and there was nothing else to do when she went to the office, so she went home from get off work.
I haven't gone out much because of being too busy these days. I'm afraid Megatron is almost suffocating in the room. Cheng Yao saw that the weather was good today, so she took her dog for a long-lost walk.
Megatron, who saw the sky again, was very excited, spitting out his tongue and running around, Cheng Yao could only lead the rope to follow.
Cheng Yao thought that she was fully prepared for walking the dog. She took the dog leash, and also carried a garbage bag, paper towels and a small shovel. Dogs didn't understand that they couldn't urinate and urinate anywhere. Cheng Yao considered herself a good quality citizen and was always ready to shovel Megatron's shit.
However, she was still too naive. She didn't expect Megatron to need her to shovel **** at all, because it is the porter of **** itself!
"Excuse me, where are the 5 buildings here?"
After Cheng Yao helped the courier brother finish pointing the way, she unexpectedly discovered that Megatron, who was still so excited just now, hadn't been a demon. Cheng Yao was standing near the green belt at the moment, and the dog cleverly put his head in the green belt and licked something.
Qin Qin’s dog, to be honest, Cheng Yao is a headache. Huskies have a lively character and amazing destructive power. They usually walk out and never stand in one place obediently. Today, they can be so peaceful and quiet. Quietly, Cheng Yao said it was fake not to be moved.
The dog is indeed a human animal. I have worked so hard with the case these days, even the dog is sensible and considerate...
Thinking about this, Cheng Yao's whole heart softened, and she couldn't help bending down, wanting to stroke Megatron's dog head.
However, Megatron didn't catch a cold for his rare tenderness, it just kept licking something on the ground intently and earnestly.
and many more--
With the angle of leaning over and the clearer perspective, Cheng Yao had a very bad premonition in her heart.
What is it that can make a dog lick so focused and selfless? What is it that makes a dog forget all his troubles? What is it that makes dogs unable to change their desire to eat even if they have tasted all the delicacies of mountains and seas and imported dog food?
There is only one answer-
It's shit! ! !
Megatron! ! ! Eating shit! ! !
Probably because his vision was too hot, Megatron finally raised his dog's head reluctantly. After a moment of fighting between Shit and Cheng Yao, Cheng Yao finally defeated Shit and Megatron chose Cheng Yao.
It is a pity that Cheng Yao was not happy at all, because very soon, Megatron spit out the tongue that had just eaten shit, happily jumped towards Cheng Yao, and licked Cheng Yao when he saw it...
Cheng Yao only felt black in front of her, her scalp numb, and she stepped back subconsciously.
The dog is indeed a human and intelligent animal. Cheng Yao just slackened a little bit, and slightly loosened the dog leash in his hand because he wanted to escape. Megatron, like a prisoner who successfully escaped from prison, turned his head and kicked his legs. Just ran away.
When Cheng Yao realized that, the dog rope in her hand was long gone. In the evening, there was a high flow of people in the community. When Cheng Yao was chasing him, Megatron made a few turns, mixed into the crowd, and ran away.
——
Qian Heng had an appointment with the client tonight, and he returned to the rented house at a quarter past eight. However, at this point, there was no one at home, the dog was not there, and Cheng Yao was not there.
He remembered the property warning he saw at the gate of the community when he first entered the community.
Recently, many women in the neighborhood have been harassed by salty pig hands. This molester likes to take advantage of the darkness to commit crimes, and as he succeeded again and again, he became more courageous. Yesterday, a woman who ran at night in the neighborhood was even attacked by him. Nearly being dragged into a small bush and raped, the property and the police reminded the women in the community to pay attention to travel safety at night.
Qian Heng pulled on his tie, the announcement at the gate of the community is so obvious, can't you see it? It's all dark and not home, is Cheng Yao blind?
Do you want to force yourself to go out to find her?
Qian Heng coldly snorted when thinking of this, is it possible? What a whimsical thing! One minute is equivalent to RMB 166.666. Infinite self, go downstairs to find someone and dog?
Want to be beautiful!
——
Cheng Yao found the dog all the way from the evening to nine o'clock, but didn't even see a Megatron dog shadow.
On the contrary, his boss, Qian Heng, went downstairs and threw **** five times in just ten minutes from 8:50 to 9:00...
People like Qian Heng always feel that when he goes to the toilet, he must make people sigh, and he is able to go to the toilet in person. So now that he actually throws out the garbage himself, this incident has shocked Cheng Yao, and Qian Heng doesn’t know whether he fell in love with throwing garbage or the trash can today. He actually threw it back and forth five times. Cheng Yao didn't know what to say.
The first accident, the second sigh, the third stunned, the fourth habit, the fifth time I had to make Cheng Yao wonder if Qian Heng today burned his brain? ? ?
Finally, when Qian Heng went downstairs to throw garbage for the sixth time, Cheng Yao couldn't hold back. She shouted at Qian Heng, "Boss!"
I saw Qian Hengzheng holding out his **** restrainedly and carefully pinching the garbage bag. There were also a few napkins between the skin of his fingers and the garbage bag to avoid direct contact. As soon as Cheng Yao's voice fell, he disgusted the garbage. The bag was thrown into the trash can.
In this way, obviously there is no special love for throwing garbage and trash cans, and I don't know why I forced myself to throw it downstairs six times.
"Just leave the garbage to me, you don't need to come down and throw it away!" Cheng Yao said with a dog, "How can your noble hands be used to throw away garbage!"
Qian Heng glanced at Cheng Yao and snorted: "Of course my hands shouldn't be used to throw garbage, but what about you? I didn't find you all night."
"My dog is lost!" Cheng Yao mentioned Megatron, very frustrated, "I really dare not tell my friend that I lost her son..."
"It's late, go back first, and print a dog hunting notice during the day tomorrow."
Cheng Yao insisted: "No, I have to keep looking. Huskies ran away and couldn't find him. This dog is stupid." She glanced at Qian Heng and said, "Boss, please go upstairs first. It's cold outside. I'll just find a good dog. Go up."
However, Qian Heng didn't even go upstairs. He stood in the night breeze. He stood tall and handsome. Cheng Yao couldn't help being a little fanciful. Is he going to accompany me to find a dog?
"Do I need you to arrange if I can't go upstairs?"
"..."
Qian Heng finally spoke, and successfully let Cheng Yao know the truth about not YY boss casually.
"I won't go upstairs." Qian Hengyan announced his position concisely, "I have eaten too much for dinner, I will take a walk and digest."
Okay, Cheng Yao thought, you are the boss, and everything you say is right, even if you want to run naked now, I can help you undress to show support.
Cheng Yao renounced Qian Heng's willingness to help, and was about to continue looking for a dog by himself, only to hear that Qian Heng opened his mouth again.
"If you beg me, it's not impossible to help you find a dog." Ye Feng seemed to make his voice a little unnatural. He raised his neck and looked at the small bushes not far away. "After all, you are a What if people find the dog back in the middle of the night, and it's too noisy when I enter the house and wake me up?"
What kind of dignity Cheng Yao wanted, she immediately replied, "Boss, I beg you!"
As soon as Cheng Yao's voice fell, Qian Heng stepped away.
He pursed his lips and glanced back at Cheng Yao: "Why are you still stunned? Let's go and find the dog."
——
Cheng Yao didn't expect much to join the boss, but he didn't expect that in the end Megatron was actually found by Qian Heng.
The dog was stuck in a fence in the garden landscape of the residential area. Near the fence is covered by evergreen shrubs, so if you don't look carefully, you can't see a dog's head stuck in such a shrub in the night.
Pulling the dog out of this kind of thing, naturally it is impossible to bother Qian Heng's noble hand.
Cheng Yao didn’t say anything, she rushed forward and pulled Megatron out. Unfortunately, the dog didn’t cooperate and began to twist left and right. The angle at which it stuck was also very tricky. Cheng Yao couldn’t even imagine how such a big dog’s head would drill. Go in. Cheng Yao used both hands and feet to pull out like a radish for a long time, but did not pull out the dog.
"boss……"
Qian Heng said in a bad mood: "Look at what I am doing? Should I pull the dog?"
Hey, that's what Cheng Yao thought, her boss is not only expensive, but also afraid of dogs!
This day, please call 119 and let the firefighters come and pull a dog. It is really inappropriate. Cheng Yao thought about it. Suddenly she had an idea. She could call Gu Beiqing. He seemed to live not here. Yuan, after all, is also a senior, this favor should help!
And just as Cheng Yao started to turn over Gu Beiqing's phone, Qian Heng who was standing next to him spoke.
"Who are you going to call?"
"My senior!"
Qian Heng frowned, and his tone rose: "Gu Beiqing?"
"Yes, he..."
As a result, Cheng Yao was interrupted by Qian Heng's actions before he finished speaking. He suddenly took off the expensive haute couture coat, and then covered Megatron's dog's head like waves of action, Cheng Yao Before he could say anything, Qian Heng pulled out the dog's head.
"Okay, no need to fight." He glanced at Cheng Yao coldly, "It's too hypocritical to find someone to get a dog's head when they come out in the middle of the night. Besides, it's just a work relationship. Don't give people any hints. And a space for reverie."
? ? ?
Cheng Yao looked at a loss: "What hints and room do I give others?"
"People will think that this is your kindness, and deliberately making excuses to see him."
Boss, do you think too much? ? ? Do you guys have so many mental dramas? ? ?
However, Cheng Yao was very touched by Qian Heng’s help. Especially she did not ignore a detail. She almost pulled out the dog’s head. Qian Heng threw Megatron Chengyao into her arms like a hot potato. He was really afraid. Dogs, but ultimately helped.
"Boss, your clothes, I will definitely send you dry cleaning!"
As soon as Cheng Yao mentioned the clothes, Qian Heng's face showed undisguised disgust: "Don't, throw it at me."
"These clothes are expensive!"
"I don't want things the dog has touched." Qian Heng looked disgusted, "lift the clothes away from me."
Cheng Yao glanced at Qian Heng and cautiously probed: "Is it because you are afraid of dogs, so you don't want anything that has a relationship with dogs?"
Just when Cheng Yao thought Qian Heng would not answer, Qian Heng pursed his lips and opened his mouth.
"I am not afraid of dogs."
Why don't you be afraid of dogs? The look in Megatron's eyes tells you everything! ! !
"I just hate dogs." Qian Heng snorted coldly. "Dogs are too dirty."
Cheng Yao just wanted to explain that Megatron had a clean bath every day, but only listened to Qian Heng continuing--
"Do you know that dogs really eat shit?"
Cheng Yao:? ? ?
Qian Heng’s expression was almost like a nightmare of recollection. He frowned his good-looking eyebrows with an expression of unbearable disgust: "When I was a child, I was chased half a street by a dog that had just eaten shit. Since then, I have In my heart, a dog is equivalent to shit, and anything contaminated by a dog, no matter how expensive it is, becomes shit."
Cheng Yao couldn't help asking: "Why, why are you chasing you so persistently?"
"What can I do." Qian Heng sighed, with a little helpless distress in his indifference, "Maybe the personality is really too attractive, even a dog can't resist it."
"..."
"I really don't know why these dogs eat shit?" Under the night, Cheng Yao's noble boss asked in the same tone as when he proposed the subject of the century. Then, he glanced at Megatron, who was dying at this moment. You dog, you have imported dog food on the table every day, so I guess he won’t eat **** anymore.
"Boss, the dog can't change eating shit, don't think Megatron is an exception." Cheng Yao still has lingering fears about the scene of Megatron eating **** just now. She didn't hold back vomiting for a while, "Don't look at it like this, it I just ate a bunch of steaming, freshly baked shit..."
Before Cheng Yao's last word "that" was finished, Megatron rushed to Qian Heng with lightning speed, and then quickly stuck out his wet tongue, as if to thank Qian Heng for helping him out. He was like a dog, and licked his right hand flatly...
At this moment, Qian Heng's originally good-looking face suddenly became pale, and then turned from pale to soot...
He was shocked, stiff, petrified...
Cheng Yao only remembered what he had just said in her mind--
"Dog is equivalent to shit, and things contaminated by dogs become shit."
...
So boss, you were licked by a dog that just ate the shit. It is the same as a hand that has turned into shit. Should it be chopped or chopped or chopped?
Cheng Yao felt that she could no longer look directly at Qian Heng's hand!
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