What Do I Do When All My Girls are Biomonsters?

With Tililith's cold hands covering his eyes, Li Yexing's vision was filled with only darkness.

To be honest, Li Yexing wasn't very interested in Therese's pole dancing. The only thing that concerned him was that wasn't Therese cold? Wearing sexy underwear in a low temperature of tens of degrees below zero, you know, those Italians were almost frozen solid just now.

"Ti Lilith" After a while, Li Yexing muttered in a low voice: "Can you put your hand down? It feels a bit strange."

"No way." Ti Lilith, who was standing behind Li Yexing, shook her head, and while demonstrating, she looked at Tyrese who was always paying attention to Li Yexing's movements on the stage and said expressionlessly: "I won't let Yexing off with just one glance. watch."

"Okay." Li Yexing shrugged, leaned back, and rested the back of his head on Ti Lilith's chest and said, "If you don't want to look at it, don't look at it."

In the darkness, Li Yexing spent a long five minutes. It was not until the music ended and the cheers rang again that Tililith let go of Li Yexing's eyes. Li Yexing turned his head and looked at the stage where the white lights were lit again. Seeing Tyrese on the stage put on the coat she had thrown on the ground with a graceful movement, and looking at Li Yexing from a distance of dozens of meters, Tyrese's expression was a little complicated. After a while, she lightly He raised a smile, then leaned down slightly, and with a muffled groan, he put the steel pipe inserted into the cement pile and the cement pile on his shoulders again, and walked off the stage with cat steps.

"That lady likes my dear very much, right?" Turning slightly sideways, watching Therese walk off the stage step by step, Alexa narrowed her orange snake eyes and said with a somewhat complicated expression: "Please. It’s not that I can’t understand the shameful feeling, she is so pitiful.”

"There is no need to sympathize with her." After eating the cooled roast beef and taking a sip of beer, Kanan frowned slightly and said, "Terese is a smart woman, and women like her know how to relieve themselves."

"What about you? Miss Mafal?" Alexa asked with a chuckle: "Are you a smart woman?"

"Sorry, I'm a stupid woman." Kanan waved his hand and said confidently: "Unlike that guy, I can't live without my boss."

"I was so beaten by Miss." On the other side, Rita tilted her head slightly and chuckled: "I hope Miss Therese can learn to give up soon."

"In the final analysis, it's still the wild dog's fault." Looking slightly drunk, Bai Muqing stared at Li Yexing with a cold face and said, "You owe too many love debts."

"Don't talk about me like I'm a scumbag. And after all, I don't think I owe Teris anything." With a hint of helplessness in his smile, Li Yexing shrugged, raised the bottle of wine in his hand and said : "Let's drink, drink first."

"Drink first!" Tillillian raised the bottle and echoed with a smile, like a carefree little fool.

So, just like that, everyone raised the wine bottles in their hands.

On the stage, the performance continued, and it was full of tricks. The crowd around was noisy and the cheers were endless, especially when Mr. King, who was physically disabled and strong-willed, performed a wave of a 45-degree spinning top with a Pixar wheelchair on his head and tilted in place. After the spin, the cheers reached its peak. Outside the ice cream stall, Li Yexing and the girls drank wine while watching the performance, celebrating this unique New Year's Eve.

"Fuck, I can't hold it anymore." After a while, Li Yexing, who was a little tipsy, stood up and gently stroked his slightly bulging belly through his black coat while leaning over slightly and said, "No, I can't hold it in anymore." It’s really going to explode this time.”

"Are you going to vomit?" Kanan, whose face was red, raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't it possible, boss?"

"No." Li Yexing moved the chair behind him and frowned tightly while walking towards the department store behind the stall and said, "I'm going to urinate."

"That's disgusting." She moved back with a look of disgust. Bai Muqing, the worst drinker, coldly said with a slightly red face, "This is the dining table!"

"What's wrong with the dining table? There are three urgent needs at the dining table!" Li Yexing glared and retorted: "Who can live without shit and piss!"

"Magical girls don't know how to use the toilet." Tililith said expressionlessly.

"Ah," Li Yexing was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "Nonsense!"

"Ye Xingjun, Ye Xingjun" called Li Yexing, attracting Li Yexing's attention. Qiandao Hitomi pointed down with an embarrassed expression, and said softly to Li Yexing: "Go quickly, this is not good for your health."

"Ah, yes! I almost forgot! Hitomi! You still understand me!" Li Yexing slapped his head suddenly, leaning over slightly and covering his lower abdomen and said: "Go to the toilet, pee, pee, pee."

Watching Li Yexing enter the unlit department store, Ti Lilian tilted her head slightly and said, "My perverted brother-in-law is so anxious."

"My dear, you seem to be a little drunk." She rubbed her cheeks, which were also numb due to drunkenness. Alexa chuckled and said, "My dear, you don't often look like this."

"That means Miss Ashford hasn't spent enough time with Mr. Ashford." She chuckled and shook her head at Alexa. Rita slightly raised the corners of her mouth and said, "You know, Mr. gets drunk easily when he is happy. , and the drunk gentleman is very cute, he will hug Rita while desperately squeezing his face into Rita's arms."

"He does that to everyone when he's drunk." Bai Muqing crossed her legs and said with a look of disgust, "Anyway, I don't like the way he looks when he's drunk, like a child who can't be coaxed."

"Xiao Bai, your drunk appearance is even more exaggerated than the boss'" Kanan reminded with a chuckle: "I still remember that night."

"Ah!" Bai Muqing turned around suddenly and covered Kanan's mouth. Bai Muqing stared and said, "Don't say it!"

"Please tell me!" Leaning forward slightly, Alexa tilted her chin and said with interest, "I'm very curious."

"I'm telling you, Alexisa" broke free from Bai Muqing's hand, Kanan pulled her neck desperately, with a joyful smile on her face. She was about to tell Bai Muqing all the embarrassing things he did when he was drunk, but Unexpectedly, Bai Muqing hugged him over and tightly held Kanan's head in his arms. At the same time, he kept mumbling: "I told you not to say anything! Kanan, you are going to die!"

"Ooooh, I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" Kanan, whose head was held by Bai Muqing, stared and struggled hard while breathing heavily.

In the end, Bai Muqing still failed to stop Kanan.

"It's really surprising. Miss Bai still has such a side." Looking at Bai Muqing, who was full of shame and anger and strangled Kanan's neck, Alexa was a little surprised and said: "It turns out that Miss Bai is the kind of girl who likes to act coquettishly. ?"

"I'm not!" Bai Muqing retorted loudly with her eyes wide open, causing the girls to laugh like Kong Yiji in the tavern.

Perhaps it was because all the girls present had drunk too much, and the topics began to become more and more unscrupulous, with no taboos on meat and vegetables. They talked about their respective stories before meeting Li Yexing, their length of time, their good postures, and even their sexual fetishes. , until a long while later, amid bursts of sweet laughter, Tililith suddenly said expressionlessly: "Where's the night journey?"

As soon as this question came up, there was no laughter at the dinner table.

"Yes, where did that wild dog go?" Frowning slightly, Bai Muqing turned her head, looked at the dark glass door of the department store and said, "It takes so long to pee?"

"You couldn't have fallen asleep in the toilet, right?" Kanan scratched his head and said, "Or maybe he didn't bring any paper?"

"In that case, Yakou-kun will call us," Hitomi Chishima said, shaking his head.

"I'm going to find Mr." Rita stood up with a slight frown and walked towards the door of the department store, while Ti Lilian stood up unsteadily and said, "I, my lord, will go too!"

Before Rita, who was walking in front, could take a step forward, she saw Alexa, who was leaning slightly to the side, with a subtle expression on her face: "No need to go, sisters, I think I have found my dear."

Hearing Alexisa's words, Tililith was stunned for a moment, then raised her head and looked at the stage in the distance. On the stairs, she saw a man wearing a black coat and a gray scarf taking a step forward. Walking up, this person is not Li Yexing, who else could he be?