What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

New Year's Eve.

At this time, the atmosphere of the New Year is quite strong. Although it is not yet a legal holiday, many Chinese people choose to spend time with their relatives and friends.

Qu Yitai has already released a notice, saying that Qi Shejiang is going to show off with his children's books tonight.

This is the show that everyone has been waiting for so long. Seeing the teaser said this, I remember it, and I do n’t know if it is exaggerated.

It's not the meaning of false propaganda, it's probably that the insider was amazing and the outsider listened with aggression. After all, the previous vocals were still mixed with popular songs.

Some unknown audience members thought they were going to sing "Why West Chamber."

At eight o'clock, the party for Quyitai began.

In the fifteenth minute, "The Heroes" also began.

"Tuning, tuning, mom, I want to watch Quyi."

"? Crazy, look at Quyitai."

"What's wrong, I'll watch!"

"My boy, what happened to you lately, you have never watched Quyitai for more than 20 years."

...

"Grandpa, I'll watch Quyitai with you tonight."

"Little treasure, what's wrong with you, is your mobile phone broken? Grandpa repair it for you."

"... What, I just look at what Qi Shejiang sings."

...

Similar conversations have appeared in many families. The elders wanted to see something fashionable, but some young people who loved to surf the Internet and asked to tune in to the Quyi Channel to see what the Quyi Spring Festival Evening was.

When Qi Shejiang came out, a three-string accompaniment sang an excerpt of "10 Questions and 10 Answers", which was faster than the flowing rhythm of Peking Opera in the first quarter.

——Those opera actor tonight also have dazzling skills, deliberately pushed the board to make the vocal faster.

But compared to Qi Shejiang, his period is more scary. In the end, the profession is a comic actor, and he is not clear-cut.

In order to catch up with Qi Shejiang's singing speed, the subtitles are quickly switched. If you watch it with a mobile phone, you can hardly see what the subtitles are written without pausing!

At such a speed, Qi Shejiang can still achieve a wide and tight vocal stance. The undulating changes reflect the fullness of emotions. The melody is still so brisk and rhyme. Singing for a long time, the audience will not be uncomfortable with the suffocation. I feel energized! Fun!

Therefore, this secret hero also has a Zhang Yue. The melody was slightly modified by him, especially the ears, so that audiences who have no sense of Qu Yi can also appreciate and love.

After watching the big guys in front of the TV, they were full of praise, different from what they had previously thought. They don't need to understand opera, they can hear it well and hear the taste:

"It's so nice! And this young man sings so well, so many words come out smoothly, still clear."

"Oh my God, I'm struggling to read it slowly. I have to pant a few times. How did he sing it ?!"

"I can't read the subtitles any more than this human limit."

"What's going on with the melody and mystery, and it really feels a bit Jingyun. It's more lively, and I want to hear the full version."

"Look, the line has come out on the Internet, I will read it again, I stabbed at the right side of the account with a heavy weight, three stops, iron and cold eyes, blue and white, and Yuelong swallowed ... Ah, no, I'm gonna die!"

"It's hard to read, let alone rap! I feel like I can't find where he changed his breath?"

There is another important point. Qi Shejiang is a fan. The famous sections in front of the head were all steadily caught, and the audience was amazing!

...

Qi Shejiang sang "10 Questions and 10 Answers" just to show off his skills, and to make a blockbuster, he really did.

For a while, the children's books became famous.

The next day, the Internet was overwhelmingly all about this paragraph. Both netizens and people in the Quyi world praised it unanimously. After all, the color is too clear. I want to provoke you to think about whether you can read the word. ?

It's been a long time since the Quyi Spring Festival Gala, and excerpts can be seen everywhere.

Even the imitation video came out, read and recite the whole paragraph, which is closer to Qi Shejiang's speed than anyone else.

Others have cut out similar dazzling vocals in other operas to make a collection, and the volume of clicks and reposts is also quite high.

This real technology shocked everyone to go to Xia Yiwei's Weibo to shoot rainbow farts. After all, Qi Shejiang did not have Weibo himself.

[For the whole story, sincerely for the whole article! 】

[Last night's "A Gathering of Heroes", it can be said that Jesse does not lose the famous! This section is really hot. I always like to listen to Beijing Opera. This section is so energetic and hearty! 】

[I want to say that this is less than a year, how did Qi Shejiang evolve from a vase to an antique vase ... What a lost fairy art is also very nice! 】

I used to call Qi Shejiang to open Weibo. One was that he couldn't play yet, and the other was that he was not used to the current communication method.

But now it's different. Because of the enthusiastic response, Qi Shejiang's spirit was revitalized, and he decided to open Weibo to promote the children's books, which was used to share the information of the crosstalk performance and the children's book singing.

Qi Shejiang registered Weibo, and Li Jing helped him authenticate.

At this time, the training on "Shoot" has ended. Waiting for a few days to celebrate the Chinese New Year at home, Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling helped to shoot and light one. Qi Shejiang was sitting in his study and spent two whole hours. In time, I recorded all twenty-two "children's books".

In these 22 rounds, there are many excerpts similar to Qi Shejiang's evening party. This similarity refers to similar difficulties and the same intensive singing, but the vocals are not the same, and the rest are also full of charm.

Qi Shejiang shared one to five times first.

From ordinary netizens to peers in the art world, they all forwarded with enthusiasm.

Warmly welcome Jesse to finally have a network social platform, which can directly communicate with you, and also shared the first five replies of "10 Questions and 10 Answers".

For the big drum book artists, they have completed the remnants of their part, and after Qi Shejiang sends out, they can be changed to the drum song.

Of course, more estimates are still those who shouted "husband you can count" ...

...

In the network age, there are hot spots replacing it soon, especially this is the year.

But it's not others, but Qi Shejiang himself ...

Zhang Yue's previous program was broadcast on the front and rear feet.

He questioned Teacher Wang's words without being cut out, and it was very delicious with the wonderful expression of Teacher Wang.

Netizens even call Qi Shejiang is poisonous, why even Zhang Yue will help him kick people!

Still others cut out the last sentence of Zhang Yue, "Did you get up this morning and carry your words back?" And put it into the words "Did you get up this morning and memorize words?"

The general public enthusiastically discussed why Zhang Dating did this.

Everyone has also slept together on the show together. Maybe Zhang Yue just can't let go of his face. In fact, he still agrees with Shijiang's artistic virtues. Plus his temper is so violent that he can't see anyone tearing the river together?

After all, Zhang Yue was still dissatisfied with being pulled by Qi Shejiang (not at all).

Otherwise, it can only be a middling, or because Lin Yang's 100% beating face is too wide, and he can't run away if he touches it ...

Of course, in this analysis, weird voices are mixed:

[Love and kill each other is true! Qi Jesse is the only one I can scold, whoever scolds him I will scold anyone! Ah ah ah ah I did it! 】

[I announce that I am not Lalang! Have! sugar! 】

Because of Qi Shejiang, Weibo only shared videos, and Zhang Yue did not respond when he went on vacation. Netizens guessed after a while and dispersed, who must not celebrate the New Year.

Qi Shejiang's New Year's Eve dinner was ordered from a restaurant. Xia Yiwei only cooks a cold dish, and she won't be able to do anything else, but Qi Guangling can still make dumplings.

Qi Jia's table has everything, Xia Yiwei need not say, half-breed, Qi Guangling was born in Yangzhou, named Guangling, grew up and broke through the Quartet, took root in Beijing, on a table from steak, salad, to dumplings And sweet-scented sweet-scented osmanthus.

The relatives of Qi Guangling's family are also staying in Tiannanhaibei. The older generation is gone, and it is difficult for this generation to get together. They only use video to call the New Year to have a relationship. There is only one family of three eating together.

Qi Shejiang has not eaten "reunion rice" for many years. When he was a child, he was eaten by a group of people. Later, his father was gone. Eating with masters and brothers was also a kind of peace. Later, it was years of desertion. .

Although there are few people this year, Xia Yiwei, who is watching a humming song and recording a blessing video, and Qi Guangling who puts on a plate and pours drinks, everything around is brand new, but Qi Shejiang feels the long-lost reunion warmth.

"In the new year, I wish Jesse's cross talk career to reach another peak and successfully promote the children's books." Xia Yiwei toasted.

"I also wish you youth and happiness, and your dad will be happy." Qi Shejiang drank warm water, and toasted them with a smile on his face.

They watch TV while eating. The Spring Festival Gala for the Chinese New Year has long been unusual for others, but it is extremely fresh for Zhijiang.

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling had n’t watched the Spring Festival Gala for many years. When they saw his son watching so intently, he also commented a few times from time to time, and even unknowingly accompanied him to watch it together. Of course, it is inevitable that God will go to worship with people for a year. .

After twelve o'clock, the beginning of the new year.

People on TV worshipped each other. Qi Shejiang also celebrated the year with his parents. Then he took out his mobile phone and sent Zhang Yue a blessing on Chinese New Year.

After about five minutes, Zhang Yue returned: Happy New Year.

Immediately: Are you at home?

Qi Shejiang: Well.

Zhang Yue entered for a long time, and only a few words popped up on the screen: Come out?

Qi Shejiang pondered for a moment. Before he returned, Zhang Yue added: Come out and walk? the weather is nice today.

No matter how good the weather is, it is midnight.

Qi Shejiang hesitated for a long time, but he agreed, and he was afraid of Zhang Yue's depression in the New Year.

"Zhang Yue asked me to go out for a walk." Qi Shejiang honestly and Xia Yiwei reported.

Xia Yiwei was a bit picky. When he was wearing shoes at the door, he put on his waist and said, "Everyone who is in a band is weird. If he wants you to swim in winter or go naked, don't agree."

Qi Shejiang: "..."

It wasn't until Qi Yue met that Qi Shejiang discovered that there were many people outside the big night.

It may also be because they are in the bustling area of ​​the city. The streets are full of friends, relatives, men and women, or just after the carnival, or just go out to play.

There are also many businesses who are still sticking to their posts under the new year.

Qi Shejiang, wearing a hat and scarf, wrapped himself thick and thick, in fact, it was already a bit hot, but now he is quite recognizable.

Zhang Yue, who came here to meet, was also fully armed.

"Happy New Year." Qi Shejiang arched his fists, and said good to himself again.

He still holds a fist, so cute, it's too jerk.

Zhang Yue muttered in his heart.

New Year's Eve, his family is that kind of family, from grandparents, uncles and aunts, dozens of people together to celebrate the New Year. But the more lively, after the countdown, when everyone went to bed, the more he wanted to see Qi Shejiang.

Even face-to-face ... It ’s okay to worship for a year.

Mo Mocha sent an invitation on WeChat, and he regretted it after the post. On the weekdays, Qi Shejiang's routine is regular. It's all early in the morning. Can he come out?

However, Qi Shejiang really promised him ...

Zhang Yue's face was also buried in the scarf, and he put his hands in his pockets, humming for a while, and stretched out his right hand. He originally took a red envelope and gave it to Qi Shejiang.

"Thank you, I still have a red envelope?" Qi Shejiang was holding the red envelope, and was a bit unsure of the rules. The two of them are the same, and he didn't bring a red envelope himself.

"Hold it for you. Let's go. You're old abroad. I'm not familiar with it. I'll take you to supper." Seeing Qi Shejiang himself, Zhang Yue felt much better, without the dog's paw in front Uproar.

In front of it is a commercial pedestrian street with brilliant lights.

Qi Shejiang even saw that the street performers were still singing and playing the guitar. After the gentle string sound, familiar music sounded. It was Zhang Yue's "Autumn Water".

People passing by in twos and threes stopped and listened, Qi Shejiang couldn't move anymore, and stood outside listening to the song.

He also said to Zhang Yue sideways: "It was because of this song that I didn't smash you at all."

Zhang Yue: "..."

Qi Shejiang: "Just kidding, it's actually because the TV station scale doesn't allow it."

Zhang Yue: "..."

In the current situation, Qi Shejiang had a feeling of dying when he mentioned what happened at that time.

Alas, it's refreshing ...

Qi Shejiang was still listening to the man singing, and patted his left foot in front of him.

Zhang Yue now doesn't say to look at his toes, he looks cute at the seams of his nails, and hesitates, "I still sing the best."

Isn't this nonsense, the original sing.

Zhang Yue looked at Qi Shejiang's eyes and smiled. As the eyes blinked, the long eyelashes fluttered every time, as if scratching at the apex of the heart, the heart was boiling with blood, and suddenly he ran forward with his legs.

Qi Shejiang was startled and stomped to see.

I saw Zhang Yue put a hundred pieces of Zhang in the piano case and whispered to the street performer. The man was surprised and confused at first, but gave way aside and gave a polite gesture.

Zhang Yue held his microphone in his hand and opened his mouth to sing.

Qi Shejiang was a little upset at first, but when he opened his mouth, he relieved his heart, sighed, put his hands in his pockets, and admired quietly.

Zhang Yue only said a few words, and the audience was exclaimed the day before yesterday.

Even the artist playing the guitar next to him stared: this is too much like Zhang Yue!

But Zhang Yue won't come here to sing? What programs might I usually do? It's New Year's Eve, but it's still at night.

But this man sings too much, and the aura is not the same as the wandering artist. He helped the microphone to sing on this special night, so that the people who were lingering in the middle of the night in the middle of the night were inexplicably moved.

"Autumn Water" is originally a song about love. Many couples are cuddling and enjoying each other while recording.

Zhang Yue crossed the shoulders of the crowd and stared at Qi Shejiang standing outside, singing chicly.

"Autumn water flows from spring to winter, and the sea level doesn't seem to be any different."

"You have counted thirty-nine parasols flying from the green hills, and only look at the frost wind tonight."

"Temporarily borrowing Fenghua to stop Xueyue, acting as a dream that can't be dreamed of by the deer."

"Xicheng's geese can't call back the plum blossoms thirty-nine times, only the strings meet."

"..."

After a song, I heard the audience applaud sincerely. Although people with good memory always feel that this singer is a little different from the original word?

Qi Shejiang stood outside the crowd and smiled slightly, applauding the song to himself.

Zhang Yue nodded to the street performer, then took off his hat and cheered everyone on, "Happy New Year."

Then he jumped out like a rabbit and ran Qi Shejiang for a minute to disappear.

The rest of the audience still immersed in the song: "..."

What just happened? ? !!