What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu's first cross talk special is about to begin in Beijing. It is even more important to invite the old man, Mr. Meng, who came out of the cross talk gate to perform on stage. Once the performance information was announced, it immediately caused a sensation.

The name of Mr. Meng, many Chinese people just don't listen to cross talks and have heard of them. Since the art, many classic works have been left. difference

Not more than 20 years ago, he no longer appeared on the big and small stages. His fixed partner died long ago. He is also an old man and his body is not big. Everyone can only recall the video of his early years.

Now, Qi Shejiang, or how big is his Master's face, even invited the old people to help out?

Mr. Meng himself made a joke about this. Although he certainly wouldn't say goodbye to the stage on the spot, it is no exaggeration to use the "rare" evaluation. In the future, it is estimated that no one has this face, so that Meng Meng can take the stage.

Coupled with the reputation that Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu broke out with, this ticket has become so expensive at the oxen that they have thought of many ways to curb the situation.

Regardless of Qi Shejiang's special performance or Mr. Meng's appearance in assisting the performance, the original intention is definitely not to make the fare this way, so that many audiences who love them can't buy tickets and can't see the performance.

Mr. Meng is a real surprise. Apart from him, like Mo Sheng, Qi Leyang, Meng Jingyuan, Zeng Wen, and even Zhang Yue, everyone wants it. After all, Qi Shejiang was the descendant of the children's book, and it was normal for Zhang Yue to sing the children's book with him.

Because he opened the special session, some people in the circle also needed support. Directors such as Tang Shuangqin, other members of the Guanshan Band, the members of the "Going to Garden and Homestead" program group, and even Xia Yiwei's friends said that they wanted to come to the show of.

This kind of relatives and friends ticket Li Jing reserved in advance, after all, this time the ticket can be very sought after.

As for the counterparts of the comic dialogue door, there are those who want to come, like Liu Quanhai, they are all directed at Mr. Meng. These arrangements are in the background, and no tickets are needed.

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Xia Yiwei is very proud of this. Every day I can hear her chatting with people on WeChat, saying how her son's tickets are selling and how big the venue is. I didn't have such a big venue for my first concert in that year.

Xia Yiwei: "I tell you, my son will definitely go to the Spring Festival Gala every year and visit abroad ... What, you said that foreigners don't understand cross talk? My son can speak English!"

Having said that, he turned around and asked Qi Shejiang, "Can you translate the paragraph?"

"... How do you translate this, can you translate to 哏 哏 and tease?" Qi Shejiang said silently.

Regardless, it has been blown out. Xia Yiwei should be fine.

"I said son, this Xiao Zhang ..." Qi Guangling sat beside him, always staring at the phone, and suddenly said, "Why does he say hello to me every day on WeChat, too diligent, is your relationship so good?"

Qi Shejiang: "..."

Zhang Yue's booze asked for warmth, and he was too attentive, comparable to sales, and finally Qi Guangling felt strange.

Qi Shejiang flushed slightly, "Mom, Dad, actually ..."

Having said that, he thought it was time to explain, otherwise Xia Yiwei and his wife would think of it and know that he is now acting stupid. Isn't this not good?

Xia Yiwei was more delicate in the end. When she looked at him, she felt not right. Her son was so sullen from childhood. When did she have this expression, she changed her posture from sitting on the sofa to sitting upright. Already.

Qi Shejiang: "Actually, Zhang Yue and I developed a deep relationship while studying music together ..."

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling: "?"

Both of them were a little hesitant, as if they couldn't understand the meaning of the words for a moment.

Qi Shejiang calmly said: "That's the kind."

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling: "..."

Qi Guangling exhaled suddenly and stood up and said, "Finally! Finally! Son, you are all of this age, so many people chase you, you will never talk about love once, if you do n’t say it again, I will doubt you are Asexual! "

He held Qi Shejiang's hand and confided, "I'm afraid your mother would think too much, and dare not speak in front of her. The boy is the boy, I think Xiao Zhang is good! I also believe your vision!"

Qi Shejiang originally thought that he would have a talk with Qi Guangling, but he did not expect that such a thought was buried in his seemingly stable father. He agreed with it for a second, and could not help but feel dumbfounded.

At this point, Qi Shejiang thought that he was in the entertainment industry and grew up abroad. Xia Yiwei, who was more enlightened, stumbled and said, "No wonder he is so attentive! No, this boy has often sent WeChat voices and sang to I listened and said that it was for me to guide me. This is obviously a disgrace to me! He wants to be a member of our family, will I be fine in the future? "

Xia Yiwei waved his hands again and again, carefully, and it seemed that he had no problem with looking for a man in Shejiang, but had an opinion on Zhang Yue's character ...

Qi Shejiang couldn't help crying and laughing, "Mom, Zhang Yue didn't mean that. You should be preconceived, so it feels a little ironic to listen to what he says."

"No, no, Zhang Yue called my aunt, even my mother?" Xia Yiwei sat down, crouched on the sofa, holding her forehead and said, "I still can't accept this, it hit me too much ... Why is Zhang Yue ... "

Qi Shejiang: "..."

Qi Guangling said, "Let your mother slowly."

In the blink of an eye, it was a weekend.

Some spectators waited outside the venue in the afternoon, but this is also a minority, basically young people. Come and talk with fellows first, and see if you can meet Qi Shejiang to enter the venue.

Qi Shejiang went at noon and had a final confrontation with the partners in the lounge.

In order to perform, Qi Shejiang was preparing for half a month in advance.

On the crosstalk stage, I looked at the lively and casual, but there are not many real shows, and they need to be carefully designed by the actors, and they are very good.

Today, Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang will start for them. In the middle are Liu Qing, who once partnered with him, and Liu Qing's teasing. For them, Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen were the two teachers.

Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu made the two work together, one was the traditional cross talk "Looking for Love Fish", and the other was a new program they created. The theme was "Selecting Concubines" with Qi Shejiang looking for a partner.

The two shows ended, and in the middle is the old man who cooperated with Father Meng. The father changed the Xu Si language and gave Qi Qijiang a job.

At six forty, the audience came one after another.

At seven o'clock, the performance officially started.

The host was a guest guest of Xie Qing from the Guanshan Band. As soon as he came on the stage, he attracted applause. "Welcome everyone to Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu's cross talk. Thank you for your support. Our actors Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang Bring the first show, "The House". "

"Gua House" belongs to the classic section. It belongs to the Tongkou work. There is a large section of Guankou in it, which is a test of basic skills.

Since he joined the teacher, Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang followed Qi Shejiang. They can be regarded as hard-working basic skills. Compared with when they were in school, they can make a rapid progress.

This old paragraph made them change themselves. Liang Zi did not move, but added a lot of new burdens. The performance was both lively and successful. Several carried Qi Shejiang's baggage, and the scene was filled with laughter.

"Hahaha, are these two apprentices of Qi Shejiang, good!"

"Yes, let's just learn how to call dogs in" Shoot ". Didn't expect that they would be partners in reality?"

"Uh-huh, that's interesting."

Qi Shejiang cared about his apprentices, peeked at the sidebar for a while, and saw the audience ’s response well before returning to the background with confidence.

After Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang finished playing, it was time for Qi Shejiang and Xu Si to go up.

All of them are already famous, and many of the audience who came here were directed at this pair, and immediately gave extra warm applause.

This one is "Looking for Love Fish", Qi Shejiang came up and bowed with Xu Siyu. Although it was an old man, they also prepared a new bag for today.

Before she spoke, Qi Shejiang glanced down the stage. Qi Guangling couldn't come because of work. Xia Yiwei's seat was reserved, but Xia Yiwei said that Zhang Yue was at the scene, and she didn't necessarily have the courage to face it. Now she hasn't accepted herself to make an appointment with Zhang relative.

Now seeing Xia Yiwei really not coming, Qi Shejiang is inevitably a little disappointed.

But the actor had to be dedicated on the stage, Qi Shejiang quickly cleared up his mood.

"Hello everyone, thank you for buying tickets to see ... Father Meng." Qi Shejiang smiled sweetly.

His smile contrasted with the content of the words, and the audience mixed with laughter and screams. Qi Shejiang usually does not smile so much, or how people call antique vases, this smile seems a few years younger.

And the audience shouted, "Come to see you !!!"

"Are you coming to see me? Thank you." Qi Shejiang bowed again. "This is my first special performance with Sri Lankan, thank you for your support ... Didn't you really come to see my uncle?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." There was another low laugh.

Qi Shejiang played Mo Wang with Mo Sheng while hoeing in the park.

Now that "Shoot" has been released, Qi Shejiang will play "Looking for Love Fish" again. Naturally, the prelude will be different, and you can naturally enter the work from the movie.

His role is a person who doesn't know how to pretend to understand, but everyone knows that he played Xiaoyinyue in "Shoot" and sang "Looking for Love".

It stands to reason that there is an established impression, but Qi Shejiang's acting skills are good, and Zhenzhen expresses eloquently that he is an amateur in Pei opera and he is professional in Peking opera, bringing everyone into the story.

From time to time, Xu Siyu made plans to mention something about the movie. Not only did he not let everyone play, it caused Qi Shejiang ’s laughtery general reaction, and the effect was even more hot.

...

One performance stepped down, replaced by Liu Qing.

Backstage, Mr. Meng has changed into an old blue coat, booing: "I haven't worn it for more than a decade."

Meng Jingyuan buttoned the old man, smoothed the folds, and urged: "Grandpa, you must be on the stage ..."

"Be careful, stay strong, don't get excited." Father Meng said, "You've said it more than thirty times. Really your grandpa is confused?"

Meng Jingyuan: "..."

Everyone laughed in the background.

"The old man is still mental, I don't think it's arrogant, it's not a joke."

"Come on, Brother Jingyuan, old man knows, don't worry about it."

"Jesse is also sensible, and he won't be tired on the stage."

Meng Jingyuan had to wipe his face, what else could he say.

Mr. Meng drank a cup of throat-throat soup, shaken his sleeves, raised his chin, Fan Er immediately got up, and said lightly, "Let's go."

Qi Shejiang arched his hands to the backstage, looked at Father Meng, and stepped onto the stage side by side.

As soon as the two entered the stage, they thundered applause. It was the most enthusiastic since the opening, and they kept it for a long time. It rang for more than two minutes. It should be said that it was dedicated to Mr. Meng.

Father Meng supported the scene table and bowed repeatedly.

After the applause calmed down, Qi Shejiang said before, "Thank you for your enthusiastic applause. In this scene, my uncle and I performed for you."

He introduced Mr. Meng, "Many viewers know that Meng Mengda is not Meng Mengda, the dream of fulfilling dreams, whoever comes first, is the only old generation of dream characters in our comic dialogue world today."

Father Meng chuckled, "Hear it, it will be gone for a few years."

"Hmm." The audience was so amused and crying by this old man, whether it was laughing or not. For others to talk about cross talk, this mentality is enough to take a few years of life.

"No, you and I have to be a guest for a century of cooperation with Xu Siyu." Qi Shejiang said.

"Well, that won't be a monster." Father Meng responded extremely quickly. His stage experience became a natural response.

The two joked for a while, and Qi Shejiang began to pave the way. "... How to sing is the last one. When it comes to learning to sing, I think singing should be the first one. This is too important. From ancient times to now, singing is the most important! "

Father Meng: "Oh, how do you say?"

Qi Shejiang: "In the Qing Dynasty, there was a man who became a big official because of singing, but it was Zuo Zongtang's general. Do you know Zuo Zongtang?"

Mr. Meng: "Hey, this is a famous minister."

Qi Shejiang nodded: "Well, he's very famous. He once regained Xinjiang, pacified the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and the most well-known deed is to be a chicken ..."

Father Meng looked at him in amazement: "Huh?"

"That," Qi She Jiang Zhenzhen said eloquently, "Isn't it, Zuo Zongtang is famous overseas!"

Everyone laughed.

It is true that Zuo Zongtang chicken is a famous dish abroad, but this is not close to Zuo Zongtang himself. It was originally a chef ’s affiliation, and he really does not make chicken.

"What, isn't it?" Qi Shejiang continued after being pointed out. "Speaking of the uprising against the Qing, Zuo Zongtang led the troops to chaos and rushed to the chaos in northern Shaanxi. The leader of the local gang, Dong Fuxiang, It was also the general that later. To ask him how to become an imperial general from the leader of the anti-military army, it was because he loved vocal music from an early age. "

Father Meng wondered, "How did you love vocal?"

Qi Shejiang said plainly, "Because learning music cannot save the Chinese."

The audience laughed for a while.

Qi Shejiang introduced: "In addition to loving vocal music, he also likes to meet some martial arts masters since childhood, and he practiced picking things up when he was eight years old ..."

Father Meng: "Is this learned from a martial arts master? This is learned from Superman."

The section that Qi Shejiang and Meng Meng said, called "Cut Green Dragon", is based on the wild history story, or Liu Huoer.

This "Qing Qinglong" was originally a play name of Qin Qiang, also known as "Zhan Dan Tong". It said that during the Sui and Tang dynasties, Shan Xiongxin of Wagangzhai was arrested by the Tang army, and he was unwilling to surrender Li Shimin. Sing generously before death.

In this cross talk job, it was said that Dong Fuxiang led the army to rebel, Zuo Zongtang rebelled, he refused to surrender, and was finally taken down to cut his head. This Dong Fuxiang always loved Shan Xiongxin, and fell into this situation, so he sang "Zhan Qinglong" on the execution ground.

Unexpectedly, this singing sang the Qing army generals and even Zuo Zongtang. It was unexpected that Dong Fuxiang was let go, but he was also sealed off, allowing him to lead the old subordinates and join the Qing army camp together, and transformed into a regular army. Since then, he has rebelled and killed his enemies.

In the real history, Dong Fuxiang, after being arrested, did not know whether to sing Qinqiang, but everyone did not know, but he later became the general of the Qing court under the favor of Zuo Zongtang.

Because he and his men were extremely fierce, when foreigners invaded, he led people to kill many foreigners, which led to the hatred of the Eight-Power Allied Forces. He also wanted to force the Qing court to kill him.

In this way, he failed to kill him and let the Qing court protect him. He retired and died of his illness in his later years.

When Qi Shejiang was still a child, not far from Dong Fuxiang's time, his stories are widely spread, including this section of the official seal.

Master Qi Shejiang created something, compiled it into a cross talk, and added a lot of learning to sing and pour, which is regarded as the work of their teachers.

Now Qi Shejiang and Meng Meng play "Zhan Qinglong" again, according to the current culture, they have changed a little and incorporated some new paragraphs. For example, "Zuo Zongtang Chicken", they did not have this dish at that time.

"Dong Fuxiang thought about this, Hu Mu opened his eyes and sang loudly:" Every morning, every morning, Cheng Qidi brought the wine to the top ... I didn't see my friends when I was beaten today, and I went to do one by one. " Cut, tell Jingde you to send the grandfather to Xitian! "

This is a large section of the Qin Qiang Hualian opera, very skillful, Hualian singing sings about a "bright but not explosive, angry but not roaring", looking at the magnificent, but not too much, no tension.

Qi Shejiang learned to sing the Qinqiang. He really learned the essence. The vocal qiang was vigorous and impassioned. It only made people sing and enthusiastically.

Father Meng took the lead in applauding, applauding: "Okay!"

The audience also applauded and applauded in unison.

Qi Shejiang glanced at Mr. Meng. Usually on the stage, standing in front of the scene table, holding her sideways, she is facing sideways to tease, this is to observe the tease at all times, so as to catch the conversation. And funny, most of the time is facing the audience.

At this moment he glanced at it, but faintly saw the tears in the eyes of Father Meng, and his heart moved.

Speaking of this work, in order to learn the Qin Qiang inside more authentically, he once ran to the Qin Qiang opera team with his younger brother, listening to others singing, pondering to imitate.

Later, the two of them cooperated. Every time his teacher sang, he would take the lead to applaud like now.

The audience chanted constantly. Qi Shejiang just returned to God as soon as he shook his head, and no one noticed that he had gone away instantly.

Qi Shejiang continued: "Zuo Zongtang saw this situation, and couldn't help coming forward to tie Dong Fuxiang loose ..."

Father Meng asked, "How is it?"

Qi Shejiang shuddered out: "Call for Dong Fuxiang in person!"

Mr. Meng shakes his hand: "Go to yours!"

The audience shouted in applause and tsunami-like applause, and the audience stood up for the wonderful and rare collaborative performance of Father Meng and Qi Shejiang.

Qi Shejiang sold his energy and learned to sing for a few long paragraphs. Mr. Meng held it even more solidly. Both of them are extremely difficult. Of course, the audience can feel it.

In this overwhelming applause, Qi Shejiang and Father Meng bent down and bowed together, but they heard the low voice of his brother and sighed in his ears: "Master, you still sing so brightly . "

Qi Shejiang straightened up, and then he couldn't listen to the applause, but his eyes widened a little.