What Do You Call a Benevolent and Reasonable Person in Xianxia? An Impossibility! (BTTH)

At this moment, on the street surrounded by people, the onlookers stood blankly, Lingquan and the Black Annihilation Army behind him also stood blankly, all looking at Xiao Yan who was standing opposite Lingquan, holding a bowl of jelly in his hand and eating slowly.

Lingquan really lent money to Xiao Yan, and Xiao Yan really went to buy a bowl of jelly and came back, completely ignoring the stunned eyes of others, and tasted it here calmly.

What's more, Xiao Yan seemed to have borrowed a small stool from the restaurant, and sat opposite Lingquan with a bowl in his hand to eat. This scene was too funny in the eyes of others.

If everyone doubted whether Xiao Yan, who really bought jelly and sat here to eat it under such circumstances, had a problem with his brain, now they doubted whether Lingquan had a problem with his brain.

Oh, Xiao Yan sat while you stood, Xiao Yan ate while you watched, and you had to wait for him to finish eating obediently, and even the bowl of jelly he ate was paid for by you.

Is your brain okay? After being confused for a long time, Lingquan gradually came to his senses. He seemed to have been fooled by Xiao Yan. He was so angry that his teeth gnashed and his liver hurt!

But what could he do? He had already paid the money and Xiao Yan had bought some jelly to eat. He could only wait and see what Xiao Yan had to say after he finished eating. Then he could find a way to throw dirty water on his words.

So Lingquan frowned and stared at Xiao Yan, thinking about what Xiao Yan might say in his mind so that he could think of a way to fight back in advance.

And this was the reason why Xiao Yan did not prove his innocence.

The person who wronged you had already thought of all the ways to clear your grievances and had prepared for it in advance. Even if you reacted quickly and fought back, it would only continue the stalemate.

And if it was just a stalemate, it would be very disadvantageous for Xiao Yan, the person who was wronged. If they dispersed without reaching a result in the end, Lingquan could completely ruin his reputation with unfounded reasons, and Xiao Yan would have nowhere to cry out for his injustice.

Therefore, Xiao Yan had only one thing to do now, which was to let the other party follow his pace.

In this way, Xiao Yan continued to eat slowly and commented from time to time.

Lingquan had already thought about how to deal with Xiao Yan's possible words. After waiting for a long time, Xiao Yan still hadn't finished eating. Lingquan knew that he couldn't be impatient, otherwise he would be taken away by Xiao Yan.

But after a long time, when Xiao Yan still had half a bowl of jelly left in his hand, Lingquan finally couldn't hold it back.

"Can you eat faster?!"

In response to Lingquan's urging, Xiao Yan did raise the spoon, put away the aftertaste on his face, and looked at Lingquan very seriously.

"Sir Lingquan, in order to give everyone justice, I must taste this bowl of delicious jelly very seriously, so that I can remember whether I ate one bowl or two bowls before. Please wait patiently, otherwise I will not be able to remember, and you will not be able to give everyone justice!"

Xiao Yan's words were very unreasonable, but it was inexplicably convincing when he said it in this righteous tone. Lingquan opened his mouth for a long time but couldn't fart. In the end, he was silent, closed his eyes, and kept calming his emotions in his heart.

Calm down and don't let this guy lead you away. Xiao Yan looked at Lingquan who closed his eyes to calm his emotions, smiled in his heart, and continued to lower his head and slowly eat the jelly in the bowl.

Finally, after Lingquan almost couldn't hold back his anger several times, but he suppressed it forcibly for several minutes, Xiao Yan finally ate all the jelly in the bowl, and his face was also a satisfied expression.

Seeing this, Lingquan immediately questioned.

"Hurry up and tell me!"

"Mr. Lingquan, after tasting this bowl of jelly just now, I finally confirmed it."

Xiao Yan held the bowl, looked up at Lingquan with an anxious face, and deliberately remained silent for a long time. Finally, when Lingquan was about to explode, he spoke again.

"I remembered this jelly"

"Yeah, yeah! Tell me!"

Lingquan nodded repeatedly, his eyes full of expectation. Countless words he had prepared in advance flashed through his mind. He was confident that he could fight back no matter what Xiao Yan said! And in Lingquan's expectant eyes, Xiao Yan said very seriously and decisively.

"It's really delicious!"

Silence~~~~~ The whole scene fell into silence because of Xiao Yan's words, so quiet that it made people feel weird.

Finally, Lingquan exploded and roared angrily.

"Fuck you! I asked you if you remembered to eat one or two bowls?!"

I have been standing here watching you sitting there eating jelly for a long time. How many times have I thought about the words in my mind, and you came up with this sentence? !

"Oh! Yell!"

Xiao Yan looked as if he suddenly remembered his purpose, which made Lingquan angry again.

And what made him even more angry was still to come.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lingquan." Xiao Yan scratched his hair lightly, his face full of shame, "This jelly is so delicious, I forgot it."

"Hmph!" Lingquan suppressed his anger again, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "If you remember it, just say it!"

Lingquan asked for the answer, but Xiao Yan looked at him with a puzzled look.

"Ah? I just said it?" Lingquan's expression was stunned for a moment, and Xiao Yan continued: "Your Excellency, think about what I just said."

After Xiao Yan said this, Lingquan really remembered it in his mind.

[This jelly is so delicious, I forgot it. 】

Did you forget this? ! ! "I'll kill you!!!"

Lingquan finally couldn't hold back his emotions anymore, and he wanted to pounce on Xiao Yan with a ferocious look on his face. Fortunately, the Black Annihilation Army behind him stopped him quickly and kept persuading him in his ear.

"Calm down! Calm down! If you do it, you'll really fall into the trap!"

As soon as this sentence came out, Lingquan's angry and blurred consciousness was pulled back again. He gritted his teeth and shook off the Black Annihilation Army that was pulling him.

At this moment, Xiao Yan stood up and came to Lingquan again with a bowl in his hand. Just when everyone was confused, Xiao Yan made another shocking statement.

"Sir Lingquan, please lend me some more money so that I can buy another bowl of jelly."

Xiao Yan frowned slightly, his eyes were extremely serious.

Without a doubt, this sentence pushed Lingquan's consciousness, which had just recovered, into the abyss of anger again.

"Get lost! I'd be a fool to lend you money again!"

Lingquan pushed Xiao Yan's shoulder and pushed him away. It can be seen that the words of the Black Annihilation Army just now still gave him a warning, otherwise this would not be just a simple push.

Xiao Yan, who was pushed, was not angry, but looked at Lingquan with empathy.

"Mr. Lingquan is so angry, I understand very well. After all, in the eyes of outsiders, you may be fooled by me like a fool."

"You are so..."

"But please believe me, I have no such intention!" Xiao Yan did not give Lingquan a chance to rage. His eyes were extremely clear and he said righteously: "My purpose is the same as yours, to give everyone justice, from beginning to end!"

"As someone who wants to jointly defend justice, I hope you can lend me money so that I can buy another bowl of jelly."

"This time I swear that I will definitely remember it after eating. If I still can't remember it, Mr. Lingquan can directly define me as a bad person who eats a free meal. I will never say anything!"

Xiao Yan's firm assurance made the furious Lingquan slow down for the countless times. He frowned and confirmed solemnly.

"Really?"

"Really! Everyone present can testify! I, Xiao Yan, have a word for everything!"

Xiao Yan confirmed once again, and Ling Quan agreed directly.

"Okay! I'll lend you money to buy jelly!"

Although he felt something was strange, Ling Quan's mind was full of Xiao Yan's words at this moment.

[If Xiao still can't remember, Mr. Ling Quan can directly classify Xiao as a bad guy who ate a free meal, and Xiao will never say no! ]

Ling Quan was ecstatic, because everyone heard this!

As long as Xiao Yan can't remember it again, he ate a free meal!

Without any delay, Ling Quan took out money from his purse again and handed it to Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan nodded solemnly after taking it, turned around and went to the restaurant. Not long after, he came back with a new bowl of jelly in his hand, and sat on the previous bench to continue eating.

Originally, Lingquan thought Xiao Yan would eat the jelly slowly like before, and just when he was about to relax his tense nerves, he found that Xiao Yan ate the jelly much faster than before, and he ate half a bowl in less than ten seconds.

This made Lingquan unable to relax his nerves. He looked at Xiao Yan with expectation, and kept reciting in his heart.

(I can't remember~I can't remember~I can't remember~)

Lingquan's mind was a little crazy. In his expectant eyes, Xiao Yan finally finished the second bowl of jelly. As soon as he finished eating, Lingquan couldn't wait to ask.

"How is it? Didn't you remember? Didn't you remember?"

Xiao Yan ignored him, closed his eyes slightly, and then stood up in Lingquan's expectant eyes, then opened his eyes, looked at Lingquan with an extremely firm look, and said solemnly.

"Sir Lingquan, Xiao remembered it!"

Eh?

This sentence made Lingquan's mind completely stupid.

No? This plot development is wrong? Shouldn't he have said he couldn't remember, and then I would have directly scolded him for eating a free meal?

Before Lingquan could figure it out, Xiao Yan spoke again, and this time his voice was even louder than before.

"Xiao did eat only one bowl of jelly before!"

Xiao did eat only one bowl of jelly before. He did eat only one bowl of jelly. A bowl of jelly. Xiao Yan's loud voice echoed freely in Lingquan's empty mind, and the lingering sound lingered.

After about a minute, Lingquan's mind finally came back to its senses.

I was fooled! I was fooled like a fool!!!

Originally, Xiao Yan was asked to prove his innocence, but now Xiao Yan had to [remember] how many bowls of jelly he had eaten! At this time, Xiao Yan chased after him again, holding Lingquan's hand while he was stunned, with gratitude written all over his eyes.

"Thank you, Commander Lingquan, for your generosity. It reminded me of how many bowls of noodles I ate. Thank you for giving everyone justice! This is a sixth-grade pill, which is enough to pay for the two bowls of jelly you just treated me to."

Xiao Yan stuffed a sixth-grade pill into Lingquan's hand, and then turned around and apologized to the onlookers without waiting for Lingquan to come back to his senses.

"I'm very sorry for wasting everyone's time. Now, after Mr. Lingquan's unremitting efforts, justice has finally been determined. Please go away."

After saying that, Xiao Yan took the stool and bowl and left here first, to return them to the restaurant.

The onlookers left one after another when they saw this. Before leaving, they all looked at Lingquan at the same time, with sympathy in their eyes.

This poor child, what a bad person, was fooled by Xiao Yan.

After everyone left, only Lingquan and the Black Annihilation Army following him were left at the scene. Their expressions gradually became ferocious, their skin was dyed red by anger, and their veins were popping out, like an evil ghost.

"Xiao Yan! Stop right there!!!"

Lingquan looked around at the busy pedestrians on the street with his eyes wide open, but he couldn't find Xiao Yan. He turned around and yelled at the Black Annihilation Army behind him.

"Find! Find Xiao Yan quickly!!!"

Strangely, these Black Annihilation Army didn't obey Lingquan's orders, and all looked at Lingquan with horror.

To be more precise, they were looking at Lingquan's back.

At this time, Lingquan, whose anger could no longer be suppressed, didn't notice anything wrong at all. His extreme anger even made him forget the gap in strength between him and Xiao Yan, and his mind was full of revenge.

"Are you all deaf?! Go find Xiao Yan! I'm going to kill him!"

"Who do you want to kill?"

A powerful and deep voice suddenly sounded from behind Lingquan. This familiar voice instantly made Lingquan's anger seem like a bucket of cold water was poured on him. His body suddenly stiffened, and his eyes revealed a look of fear. He turned his head mechanically little by little, and saw a tall man standing behind him. His majestic face was already showing undisguised anger.

The Black Annihilation King, Gu Lie!

"Lord Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Lie, you..."

Lingquan's tongue was tied, and before he could say a complete sentence, Gu Lie suddenly stretched out his broad palm, grabbed Lingquan's head tightly and lifted him up, causing Lingquan to shake his legs helplessly off the ground. Through Gu Lie's fingers, Lingquan's terrified eyes also clearly saw the scarlet fierce light in Gu Lie's eyes.

Lingquan was sure that this scarlet fierce light was definitely not an illusion caused by his excessive fear!

"Your name is Lingquan, right?" Gu Lie's tone was extremely gloomy, and every word he said made Lingquan's heart tremble once, "You really lost my face today by your own strength."

If it was usual, Gu Lie might have just cursed a few words and let it go, and he would not be so angry. But today, the old woman saw the whole process, which made Gu Lie have no face left. If there was a hole on the ground, Gu Lie could just drill into it! Then Gu Lie's eyes passed Lingquan and looked at the trembling Black Annihilation Army behind Lingquan.

"You guys, go home and tell your parents first, you won't go back for the next three months." Gu Lie's eyes were fierce, and his voice was so cold that it was chilling, "In the next three months, I will personally teach you how to be a man."

Gu Lie's words almost made several people kneel down.

Presumably, in the next three months, Lingquan and these Black Annihilation Army will definitely spend a very miserable life.

On the other side, in the restaurant, Xiao Yan, who was supposed to leave, was still sitting in the corner, eating jelly happily, and whispering.

"This jelly is really delicious~" (End of this chapter)