What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Chapter 15 Saintess Rules

"It's hard for me?"

After watching this video, Qi Zixiao played with his mobile phone, and the corner of his mouth slightly curled up and said to himself: "In other words, in your opinion, I am stupid?"

"I never thought that there would be such amazing things in this world..."

"A small mobile phone has so many functions and effects, and it can even transmit sound for thousands of miles. Even in the cultivation world, this item called a mobile phone is still a sought-after item!"

She was a little surprised.

As a cultivator in the distraction stage, even if the soul passes through and has no cultivation base, the extraordinary soul power is still there. Maybe there is no way to kill people with mental power, but the memory and comprehension are far beyond Ordinary people have countless levels.

Therefore, although she has never touched the explanation about the mobile phone in the video, she only watched it once, and she already remembers it clearly.

In other words, now she has almost no pressure to understand how to play with her mobile phone!

"Let's watch other videos first, to gain a better understanding of this world..."

"Originally, I thought that this world was very ordinary and dirty, but now it seems that it is not the case."

Of course, she will not admit that she likes the delicacies of this world, and she has taken a fancy to this gadget called a mobile phone...

One video after another was clicked.

Qi Zixiao's understanding of this world and this 'home' is increasing.

Sofa, coffee table, lamp, TV, soft sister coins...

Kitchen supplies, bathroom supplies, and even this guy performed a toilet flush, which made Qi Zixiao keep rolling his eyes.

In addition, there is also a video shot outdoors, which mainly introduces how to use mobile phones to scan codes for payment.

When I saw the last video, it was already noon...

"Let's look for food after watching."

Feeling the hunger in his belly, Qi Zixiao decided to look for something to eat after watching the last video.

After using it for a period of time, she is already very familiar with the mobile phone.

On the screen, Lin Fan reappeared.

"If you've been watching this video, it should be noon, right? Look here."

The screen switched, and a cardboard box appeared.

"Here is the special delicacy I prepared for you, the method of eating is as follows.

Open the package, take out the fork, tear apart the seasoning packets and put them in, then brew with boiling water and close the lid.

After three minutes, you can enjoy..."

"Finally, a solemn warning, do not go out casually unless necessary.

Secondly, we must not expose our time travel, otherwise our lives will be lost! "

All videos, finished watching.

Life is in danger?

Qi Zixiao raised his eyebrows lightly, but didn't say much, after all, he didn't have any real energy in his body right now, so it wasn't empty talk that his life was in jeopardy.

"Is there special food?"

She got up, found the cardboard box in the kitchen, and found the special food that Lin Fan had mentioned.

"These words should mean... instant noodles?"

"Try it."

According to Lin Fan's instruction, she began to "operate".

...

Time goes backwards.

For the third time through, Lin Fan was already a little 'knowledgeable'.

Looking at the suddenly changing environment, he no longer thinks about 'how the universe is formed', nor does he want to know 'how two souls can travel across endless distances in such a short period of time'.

At this moment, he pondered: "That tiger girl, you should have crossed over, right?

I hope the instant noodles can fool her, otherwise... my little money will be lost! "

His muttering voice was exceptionally nice, and even he couldn't help feeling itchy, and had to sigh again: "This tiger bitch, the conditions are really good..."

"Um???"

While muttering, I suddenly found a person standing in front of me...

"Fuck!"

Lin Fan exclaimed, but when he said it from 'Qi Zixiao', there was something special about it.

"what's the situation?!"

In front of him, Qi Zixiao stood quietly, his face was cold and angry...

twin?

After doing everything possible, "Qi Zixiao" on the opposite side said: "I am Qi Zixiao, what you see now is my photo."

"At this moment, I have imposed a sound-suppressing enchantment in the room, so don't worry about being heard by the outside world."

Taking pictures, is it similar to holography, a method used by cultivators?

This tiger girl is not stupid, she also thought of a way to communicate with me...

And... the name Qi Zixiao is really domineering.

Lin Fan was thinking about it, but Qi Zixiao didn't seem to give him time to accept it, and the image spoke again: "I don't care what your purpose is, what you want to do, or what you did last time.

But from now on, when you control my body, you must follow the following rules, otherwise, I will kill you! "

kill me?

Lin Fan pouted.

In the current situation, he is really not afraid. After all, who knows if it will be "I will die if you die"?

According to the current understanding, although Qi Zixiao is a bit 'tiger', he should not commit suicide.

However, Qi Zixiao seemed to have the ability to read minds, and the image spoke again: "Are you thinking that killing you is tantamount to suicide?

Seems right too.

Then to put it another way, if you dare not obey my rules, I will turn you into an eunuch..."

When Qi Zixiao said this, his expression seemed to be understated, but Lin Fan almost couldn't help cursing his mother.

I rely on!

This is too cruel!

How much hatred do you have? !

Qi Zixiao's influence is still speaking: "I am a woman, so it is inconvenient to control your body. If I become an eunuch, it may be easier..."

devil! ! !

"Are you a devil?"

Lin Fan couldn't help complaining, he just felt a chill between his legs, even though he was a daughter now, he was a little frightened and his legs felt weak.

If I don't follow the rules here, you're going to swing your knife from the palace over there? !

This is too much for you!

"Listen well, the next thing is the rules I set, you must abide by them all!

First, no bathing is allowed..."

So, did she really find out when she traveled through time last time?

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed. Although she was stared at by an image, she seemed to be able to see the anger in her eyes when she said these words.

"Second, no changing of underwear is allowed.

Third, no intimacy with any man or woman is allowed.

Fourth, don't tell anyone about the exchange of souls between you and me.

fifth,……"

One after another, there are a total of thirty-six rules, and the rules and regulations make Lin Fan feel stupid...

However, Qi Zixiao has no intention of stopping.

"Thirty-seventh... I haven't thought of it yet, that's all, I'll make it up when I think about it."

"You must abide by all the above thirty-six rules, otherwise, you can give it a try!"

"Besides, before the exchange again, you need to record everything you have done in the past few days in detail for me to understand."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Yeah, why didn't I think of it?! I have to ask her to record the things that control my body, so that I can avoid the 'wrong way'!"

"Yes, let her make it up next time."