What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Drip, drop, drop!

At this moment, before many disciples of the Zifu had time to put down their mobile phones, they received another reminder, so they took a closer look!

"Live broadcast again?!"

I don't know how many people's faces began to panic!

The live broadcast has just ended, and there is still homework, everyone is so uncomfortable that they are going to die, but the live broadcast is coming again?

This is life-threatening! Who can bear this? !

Fortunately, this 'push' has a title. After reading the title, it made them feel a little more at ease.

"Su Muxue tells the valuable experience of traveling in the world of cultivating immortals~"

As soon as the title came out, many disciples became interested.

"It turned out to be Uncle Su?!"

"Master Su is the last saint, and it's actually her old man's live broadcast, and it's also about her experience in the world of cultivating immortals? Must watch!"

...

With similar thoughts and mentality, they opened the live broadcast room one after another.

Then……

"Is anyone there? How many? If there is, one will be deducted!!!"

Su Muxue's figure appeared in the live broadcast screen, she looked extremely calm and natural, and she had the feeling of a live broadcast veteran, as soon as she opened her mouth, she buckled one, "old anchor"~

Qi Zi Fan couldn't help grinning when he saw this scene.

But what can he say at this time? I can only watch, and... I hope Su Muxue can restrain himself a little bit, if not, I am afraid that the whole Zifu will really become a "bad" sect in the future!

One, one, one, one, one...

The barrage was flying all over the sky in an instant, almost all of them were one. This enthusiasm was much higher than when Zhou Yuan was preaching before. Su Muxue nodded in satisfaction.

"Well, since that's the case, then I will teach you..."

As Su Muxue was on her way, she quietly said, "A question."

"If you wait to go out, how will you behave?"

"I have several answers here, you can choose one."

"One, from the very beginning, I have demonstrated my identity as a disciple of the Purple Mansion, and as a disciple of the Holy Land, I have brought myself the greatest degree of convenience."

"Second, Zhongzheng is peaceful, does not take the initiative to expose, but does not hide, and follows the trend."

"Three, hide clumsiness, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger."

"Fourth, relying on one's own status, to be arrogant and domineering!"

"What do you think should be selected, and you can deduct a few in the barrage."

Qi Zi Fan looked at the incomparably natural Su Muxue: "..."

Emotional this is really a talent, he has already learned without a teacher? !

Moreover, he couldn't help thinking about this question...

What number do you choose?

Let's not talk about our saintess, she must disdain to hide her head and show her tail, so he couldn't help but bring in his own deity.

What would you do if you went to the world of practice, or the related 'high-energy' world?

three!

He estimated that he would choose the third one.

Then behold...

Three three three three three three three!

Almost all the bullet screens filled the screen were three.

A small number of people choose 1 and 2, as for 4... almost no one chooses...

This result made Qi Zi Fan slightly taken aback...

Fuck? All pretending to be pigs and eating tigers?

Are there so many old cunts? !

...

Dionysus Peak.

Fan Jianqiang was also stunned...

What the hell? !

Isn't that one of our specialties? how……? ? ? ?

...

"fool!"

Su Muxue shook her head and sighed again and again: "I knew that you children have too little experience, and you don't have any experience at all."

"At first glance, most of them chose to hide their clumsiness, pretending to be pigs and eating tigers?!"

"Then let me ask, most of you can think of this, how can others not think of it?!"

"It must be possible to think of it, so what happens after thinking of it? Could it be that they are unprepared?"

"What's the matter? Could it be that when you go out for a walk in the future, for example, when you enter a certain secret place or fight for a ruin, a group of people will all hide their clumsiness, pretending to be ordinary, not showing their mountains or showing their water?"

"Originally, this is correct..."

"But now, times have changed!"

"This trick has long since failed!"

"Everyone is clear about it, and they have taken precautions. How can there be so many 'stupid tigers', who give you the opportunity to wait for 'fake pigs', and let you wait for 'show your holiness in front of people'?"

...

Dionysus Peak Lu Ming: "It makes sense!!!"

Ruan Xingzhu: "Master, what shall we do?"

The number one alchemist of the younger generation: "..."

...

Looking at all the bullet screens, Qi Zi Fan was puzzled, but he gradually understood!

Don't say it, it really makes sense!

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...

He also wanted to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger at first, after all... right? In those online novels I read before, nine and a half out of ten protagonists are typical of pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, and half of them? Especially capable!

But no one notices yet, every time the protagonist pretends to be successful...

But here comes the question, are they not fools?

You succeeded in pretending once or twice, and succeeded in the third and fourth times. Wouldn't people be prepared in the future?

Even if you are unprepared, well, can't others learn from it?

We all know this trick is easy to use, why not?

It is estimated that there are only those pretenders like Shengzi who disdain pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, but how many such people are there?

In other words, in this day and age, it's really not easy to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? !

...

Seeing the barrage, Su Muxue smiled lightly and talked freely.

"Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. I don't know it in other worlds, but in the world of cultivating immortals, it has long been a rotten trick."

"At most, you contemporary disciples haven't experienced much. Looking back on the past... Tsk, I remember back then, whoever dared to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, the first one to be eliminated must be who~!"

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Inside the Zifu Palace.

The corners of Mo Daolin's mouth twitched...

Why is such a good trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger so useless in the later stage? Don’t you have any points in mind? !

Isn't it because you use too many pit ratios, and you are overcast again and again, so that everyone is on guard, and even all of you start to use this trick?

Reminiscing about the past...

Mo Daolin was speechless.

He still remembers one time, the arrogance of his generation gathered in Beipan, waiting for a large ruin to be opened, and prepared to go inside to hunt for treasure...

There are so many contemporary arrogances!

People from the seven holy places also came.

If it was in the past, it must be colorful and endlessly bright, especially the disciples of the major holy places will definitely compete for the limelight, even if it is for a better position, they will fight until the sky is dark and the sun and the moon are dark!

But that time...

But it just so happens that no one is an 'early bird'!

Everyone seems to be staying very honest, not talking nonsense, let alone pretending to beep, even the saints and saints are 'not shining'...

It looked like they were all ordinary disciples.

But what happened?

Quan Te Niang is a typical example of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

why? !

Wasn't Su Muxue cheated out of experience? !

However, even Mo Daolin didn't expect that all the young people nowadays are like this...'Nonsense'!

Most people actually choose to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? This, this, this...

well! ! !

He sighed faintly, speechless.

...

During the live broadcast, Su Muxue was still 'teaching' her valuable experience.

"It's not difficult to guess that the elders of the major sects will inevitably pass on relevant experience to their disciples, teach them to guard against monks who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and teach them to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers!"

"If you do the same, then you are falling behind, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten!"

"Once upon a time, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger was the 'excellent tradition' of our Zifu Holy Land, but now, other sects have learned it..."

Qi Zi Fan's mouth twitched: "???"

What a fine tradition!

That's because your pitfalls are more or less the same as your nature! ?

Are you ashamed to say that you have been learned by other sects?

i really...

This guy almost couldn't help but complain, but even if he held back, he still felt full of complaints in his heart.

"You are still young, and there is still a long way to go. Here, I will teach you a truth. This truth is the precious 'road' that I have learned in the past ten thousand years in the world of cultivating immortals. Listen carefully! "

With Su Muxue's solemn opening, not to mention many disciples, even Qi Zi Fan quietly pricked up his ears.

"That's..."

"I have what others don't have, I am superior when others have it, I am better than others, and I am better than others!"

"This sixteen-character mantra contains endless avenues. You must remember it in your heart and try to figure it out~!"

Qi Zi Fan was immediately 'astonished as a heavenly man'!

Niu, this is it! ! !

Actually summed up all the 'sixteen-character mantra'? !

You really didn't come here through time travel? !

He suddenly had such an idea...

Because of this guy, he learned it in politics class when he was in junior high school! ! !

Su Muxue didn't finish her sentence.

There is a bullet screen floating by.

Dionysus Peak Lu Ming: "Dare to ask Master, and the sixteen-character mantra, what's the answer?"

"Good question!"

Su Muxue praised: "The first horoscope, you don't need to talk too much, you can naturally think clearly, if you can't even understand this, then don't leave the sect, it's not suitable for you."

"The last horoscope is relatively more profound."

"The so-called excellence in others... That is, people have learned very well, so, we ourselves, naturally have to study it very proficiently and thoroughly!"

"It's like pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. When everyone has learned it, they have learned it well. If we are the founders, shouldn't we be more proficient? They have learned it well, so don't worry about it!"

"However, when they are all proficient, we don't need to continue to work hard in this area. Instead, we should find other methods, go further, and use better tricks!"

The number one alchemist of the younger generation: "Master, what is a better move?"

"That's what I want to give to you!"

"Remember the four choices before?"

Su Muxue's red lips curled up slightly: "Actually, you should choose the fourth answer!"

"the fourth?!"

Everyone who was watching the live broadcast was taken aback.

"By relying on my own identity, I am arrogant and domineering!?!"

What kind of answer is this?

Some people think that the first three choices are the right choices, but the fourth choice is not right no matter how you look at it, right? !

...

In Zifu Palace, Mo Daolin held his forehead with one hand, speechless.

"she……"

"Do it again, what..."

"A moth?!"