What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"There is not a single famous Buddhist mountain or river. Does this mean that the government has an opinion on Buddhism? Or is there some other reason? I seem to have discovered something extraordinary!"

This netizen was very excited.

However, it was quickly refuted.

"You are too happy!"

"Cultivator, what is a cultivator? Cultivation is also called comprehension. It was originally proposed by people who practice Taoism. It is reasonable to choose famous mountains and rivers of Taoism for the pilot of spiritual energy recovery, okay? Please don't make random guesses!"

"I don't think it's a random guess. After all, the current monks... Hehe, how many real monks are there?"

"There are still some, such as the Great Compassion Temple. It's just that people are impetuous now, so many people regard monks as a profession to make money. Everyone must learn to distinguish!"

"The fake monks drink and eat meat and marry their wives one by one. The host of a certain temple is called a fat man, or the boss of a listed company, with a net worth of billions... Are these monks worthy of being compared with Taoist priests?"

"How should I put it, I think faith is good, but the current monks are really not very good, at least most of them are not good things, not real monks, so they really don't deserve to be the first to be the beneficiaries of spiritual recovery!"

"It makes sense..."

Buddhism, monks...

The starting point of belief is actually good, at least on the surface, but at present, there are really not many real monks among those monks.

Ordinary people know this, let alone official people?

It's just that I'm too lazy to take care of it on weekdays.

At the same time, they also know some things better than ordinary people.

For example, where did Buddhism come from?

Tianzhu!

So what is the Buddhism in Tianzhu? Take a closer look...

Buddhism in Tianzhu is just for power and profit, it is really not necessarily a good religion.

Although domestic Buddhism and Ah San's Buddhism can be said to be two different religions, the roots of domestic Buddhism are there, but we still have to guard against them.

Origin of Buddhism?

Yes, the origin of Buddhism is in Nepal, but what does that have to do with Huaguo Buddhism?

Of course, it won't mean that they will never be revived, but at least, it will definitely not be the first batch.

...

Bob sat with everyone, looking at the high-level executives of the many capitalist income protection unions beside him, feeling a little headache.

Once upon a time, he could say hello casually, and the first thing he said was 'no one knows Hua Guo better than me', but now...not anymore.

"You all know the notice from Huaguo, right?"

"What do you think?!"

Soon, everyone expressed their opinions.

"I don't think they're lying. After all, our people are also in Huaguo. It's true that they didn't hold immortal cultivation classes, nor did they hold adult immortal cultivation training classes!"

"It seems that they are really doing so-called 'spiritual recovery', my God, the word is too difficult to say."

"I think so……"

When Bob heard these words, he felt his head was getting bigger, and he couldn't help but said depressedly: "Olin Xiete!"

"You're saying these are for shit?"

"Go oh no, Beachy!"

"The problem now is that there are already immortal cultivators in Huaguo, and there must be more than one!"

"Those Taoist priests with golden light all over their bodies, those Taoist priests who can play thunder and lightning, boys who can fly with swords, girls who can shine..."

Bob scolded angrily: "They already have so many superpowers or immortal cultivators, what about us? But not even one!"

"It's not just that, they are still recovering from spiritual energy, terminally ill can heal themselves, and the elderly can become young, and we don't have it either!"

"Do you know? My younger brother is terminally ill and is about to die!"

"I want spiritual recovery, spiritual recovery understand?!"

"What on earth are you guys eating? Why haven't you got any information related to the recovery of spiritual energy?"

"We, the Eagle Country, also need to revive our aura!!!"

"Also, don't we really have superpowers in Eagle Country? Quick Fuck find some for me!"

"I must have some super man who can fight against the superpowers in Huaguo, otherwise I will worry about eating!!"

"Right now!"

Bob couldn't help cursing.

He is so depressed.

Since accepting the capitalist income guarantee union, although he has been scolded like a dog for doing various things, in fact, he has made the capitalist income guarantee union's income hit new highs...

Moreover, the Eagle Country is a powerful country, who was afraid of it? No one has ever been scared!

Bully whoever you want to bully, punish whoever you want to punish.

But now, the situation has changed, and the problem is still very serious!

It doesn't matter if the immortal cultivators appear one after another, and even the residents' happy life department directly confirmed that they are carrying out the so-called spiritual recovery...

But on my side, there is nothing, I can only watch helplessly.

If you continue like this, how can you play? !

There is no way to play anymore, so he is very anxious, and urgently needs some superpowers to work for him!

"I don't care what method you use!"

"Use money, beauties, and power to win over a group of superpowers from Huaguo, or find some superpowers to serve me in our country or other countries. In short, I need some superpowers. Right now!!!"

Faced with Bob's anger and reprimand, the top executives of the capitalist income protection union looked at each other, and most of them lowered their heads, keeping their eyes on their noses, their noses, their noses and their hearts, and stopped talking.

What... does this have to do with them?

Anyway, they are not responsible for this matter, whoever should stand up and be scolded, stand up by themselves.

Not long after, the high-level person in charge of finding the superpower said weakly: "Mr. Bob, in fact, we have found some clues, and even locked down the superpower!"

"oh?!"

Bob's face suddenly changed, he was no longer angry, but smiled and said: "Let's hear it, which superpower is it?!"

"A descendant of the Crusader Paladin!"

"?"

"That's not one of us, is it?"

"It's not true, but the paladins are composed of 'superpowers'. Over the years, everyone thought that the paladins were just legends, but in fact, they really existed!"

"It's just that there are very few people, and later, they even became extinct."

"However, we found a person who showed super powers inadvertently, but was 'declassified' later, and thought it was very common, but I compared it carefully and found that he should have super powers!"

"Then what are you still doing here? Why don't you contact him soon?"

Bob scolded: "Wait, I'll go with you!"

...

Half a day later, in an unremarkable small town.

Compared with the towns and cities in Huaguo, which are basically quite modernized, many small towns in Eagle Country are actually relatively backward due to its vast land and sparse population.

And they are used to rural life, and even a large part of them are not used to using smart phones or surfing the Internet.

This is the case in this small town, and it is still relatively backward. From a big city to this small town, it seems to have spanned decades.

Coming to this kind of place, Bob's mood immediately improved a lot: "This place has that kind of smell, and superpowers like to live in seclusion in this kind of place."

Everyone was taken aback: "Mr. Bob, how do you know?"

"It's said in Hua Guo's book!"

Bob said casually: "There is an overseas version of Qiqi Chinese Website, which contains many stories about people with superpowers."

Everyone: "..."

Your uncle!

Isn't that an online novel website?

It's also an overseas version!

"plz follow me."

William, who was in charge of searching for superpowers, was speechless for a while, but he couldn't say anything. He just led the way and led everyone there.

A few minutes later.

William knocked on the door of a somewhat medieval-style house.

"You are?"

A brawny man with tight muscles, almost like a real version of Thor, stood at the door with vigilant eyes.

"Outlander?"

"Hello, Morton!"

William stretched out his hand and said, "We are members of the Capitalist Income Guarantee Union. That is the president, Mr. Bob. You should know."

"Bob?"

Moulton shook hands with William lightly, and then frowned: "I thought the president of the Capitalist Income Guarantee Union was a black man, what's his name? Thomson?"

William: "..."

Bob: "..."

Everyone: "..."

William suddenly smiled wryly, wiped his cold sweat and said, "That's the previous president, and the current president is Mr. Bob."

"oh!"

Moulton suddenly said, "Then why are you looking for me? I don't remember what it has to do with you."

"Also, I'm a little curious, this Bob... When did he take office, yesterday? Or today?"

Everyone: "..."

Falk? !

How long has it been since this guy didn't pay attention to the news? He doesn't even know this? !

The corner of Bob's mouth kept twitching: "It's been more than a year, and it's going to be close to two years..."

"Really? I didn't even know!" Moulton was surprised: "Why didn't anyone tell me? For example, a news release, or that... video or something?"

"Do you have a smartphone?"

"...No, I have a Nokia phone, why?"

"Where's the computer?"

"That thing is bigger than a house, what are you doing here?"

Everyone almost fell to the ground.

Your uncle!

What era are you from? !

A computer bigger than a house? Are you talking about the computer that was just invented? How many years ago was that?

Although they wanted to complain, at the same time, they also keenly discovered the problem.

That is, Bob's 'memory' is still stuck in dozens or even hundreds of years ago? !

So, if it's not that he's lying, it's that he has lived through that era... In other words, this person is probably over a hundred years old? !

Really a superpower!

Bob and the others were suddenly agitated, and their breathing became short of breath.

"Mr. Moulton, I'd like to invite you to dinner, and then we'll have a good chat." Bob couldn't help himself.

"Then let's talk, you guys come with me."

Moulton was not afraid, but calmly asked Bob and others to follow him into the house.