What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Big brother... don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. I'll fix it, and I'll definitely fix it for you, will it work?"

The boss shivered.

This shit is a ghost!

Still super awesome!

Otherwise, if he could show up during the day, would he ask him to repair his phone openly?

Who is not afraid of this?

Trembling, he immediately started repairing the phone.

With all my energy, I can repair what can be repaired, and replace what can't be repaired directly. At this time, I don't need to care about the cost. It is important to meet the requirements of this "uncle"!

In this case, in less than half an hour, both mobile phones were repaired, turned on successfully, and the data was not lost.

"good……"

Lin Fan took the phone, took out the money, and put it on the counter: "You put it away."

In this situation, he didn't bother to explain anything, and he was about to leave after putting down the money. But at this time, the boss seemed to feel less scary, and even stopped Lin Fan.

"That... big brother, may I ask, do you also use this thing in the underworld?"

As soon as the words came out, the boss regretted it.

I can't wait to give myself two big ears.

"How about I take you to the underworld? To my house?"

Lin Fan faintly responded...

"No need, oh, you're really welcome, you don't have to be so polite..."

The boss had goose bumps all over his body. If he hadn't sprinkled it clean just now, he must have been scared to urinate, but he just said something in a brainstorming: "By the way, brother, where is your body now? At the bottom of the lake Where is it?"

"Why don't you tell me, I'll tell the police, and we'll split the money fifty-fifty after we get it..."

Seeing Lin Fan's strange expression, the boss shuddered: "Ah no, June Fourth, you six..."

"Ah, seven three...eight two, you eight, me two, there can't be any less..."

"When the time comes, I'll buy you some paper money and burn it for you. In this way, you'll be a millionaire down below. How much paper money can you buy with 8,000 soft girl coins?"

The more you talk, the less afraid the boss seems to be. What are you afraid of when both sides benefit?

"Think about it, brother?"

Lin Fan: "..."

God damn eight thousand buy paper money and burn it to me, but the key point is that I won’t receive it even if you burn it!

He continued to act, and said sharply: "No."

"With so much money, there will be inflation in the future..."

After finishing speaking, Lin Fan turned and left, leaving only the boss with a confused face.

"There will be inflation in the future?"

"And, wait, brother, can we still discuss it, how about I eight and you two?"

"You're only fucking two!"

After getting rid of the owner of the mobile phone shop, Lin Fan only felt a severe headache.

What is this all about? !

The first time he crossed over, he became a wanted criminal and entered the police station.

The second crossing was safe and sound.

But this third time, why did he become a 'water ghost'?

The police are still busy picking up their own corpses!

Not only that, but also a reward?

So... 'I fish myself'?

"..."

After returning home, he called Wang Dong, and after learning that the old professor hadn't bothered him much, Lin Fan felt that this was almost the only good news.

He deliberately picked an old professor to show up in the laboratory, and after a wave of presence, at other times, Lin Fan went to move bricks to make money.

No Money!

If you don't have money, you must do it!

If you don't do it, you will have nothing to eat...

Fortunately, although he has no internal strength now, his strength and endurance are stronger than before. Therefore, Lin Fan's efficiency in moving bricks is also improving. In one day, he can move almost a thousand yuan...

To Lin Fan, this was simply a huge sum of money.

"It seems that those prodigal girls have not all done some prodigal things..."

One thousand a day, isn't it thirty thousand a month? Of course, more than half had to be removed, because the prodigal girl would definitely not come to move bricks, and I couldn't move every day, and I always needed to do other things.

But even if it's only 10,000 a month...that's enough, my monthly living expenses were less than 1,000.

But considering that there are prodigal wives... Lin Fan reckoned that 10,000 is not too much.

Who knows what else she might mess up?

And at night, Lin Fan would look for some cultivation novels to read.

Although it is a novel, it is also full of imagination. Lin Fan felt that reading more would always broaden his thoughts and ideas. In this way, it would be a little easier for him to control Qi Zixiao's body in the future...

As for practicing...

What else do you practice? !

Even those prodigal wives who have cultivated their internal strength have to let themselves be crippled with a look of disgust.

Now……

I can only obediently wait for her to help me level up such paper...

Of course, you have to leave your own 'letter' to the tiger girl.

...

On the third day, Lin Fan got up early in the morning and saw the news...

To the effect, there is new news about the 'man who threw himself into the lake'!

The body of 'myself' was still not salvaged, but an iron box was salvaged. Inside the iron box... was a skeleton!

Obviously, a long time ago, someone was locked in a box and sank into Swan Lake.

The police attached great importance to this matter, and the people in City C were also eating melons like crazy. It is said that if the fish cannot be salvaged after a few days, they will have to find a way to pump water.

Not only that, but the 'Mobile Phone Shop Owner' is also in the news.

The reason is that this guy said that he also met a "man who committed suicide by throwing himself into the lake", and now he has a high fever...

After reading the news, Lin Fan: "_(3"∠)_..."

"It's getting more and more chaotic."

He rubbed his head, for a while, really didn't know what to do...

"I just hope that prodigal girl can be a little more obedient, and don't cause so many things in the future, otherwise..."

"I don't know how to clean up all this mess."

How long has it been? In less than half a month, so many things happened, and it became more and more chaotic.

It's like a mess of hemp, and it's still messy after cutting.

If this continues, I really don't know what will happen...

Even though his experience during this period of time was already bizarre enough, Lin Fan still felt a little numb in his paws.

After carefully checking the 'letter' he left for Qi Zixiao, and finding nothing wrong, Lin Fan leaned on the sofa, quietly waiting for the time to come...

As for the phone...you can only put it in your hand, coffee table?

The corpses are cold!

...

Cross again.

Qi Zixiao felt the phone in his hand, lightly pressed the power button, and nodded in satisfaction when he found that the screen of the phone was on.

"Fixed? Not bad..."

Opening the photo album on the mobile phone with ease, Qi Zixiao calmly clicked on the video left by Lin Fan.

"Elder sister..."

In the video, Lin Fan faced the mirror and said earnestly, "Can you please keep a low profile?"

"We don't ask you to make money anymore, I just ask you not to be too high-profile, and the mobile phone is not waterproof, not waterproof, not waterproof..."

"You can do activities on your own, or you can go to eat something good, but really don't be too high-profile."

Not waterproof?

high profile?

Don't want me to make money?

Qi Zixiao snorted coldly.

Who do you look down on?

Who doesn't know how to make money?

Am I, Qi Zixiao, the kind of person who owes others favors?