What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"From the doll?"

"Too young to know what?!"

"That's right, it's not good if it's too big, and it's too small to understand the idea of ​​cultivating immortals. It's better to take it slowly, so..."

"We middle school students are the most suitable ones. They are neither too old nor too young. They are upright youths, and their comprehension ability surpasses that of primary school students, and they are full of vitality!"

"As the saying goes, a strong youth makes the country strong, and young people are the future pillars of our motherland! We must cultivate them well, and the future can be expected~!"

"Yes, it's time to hold the first public class on cultivating immortals in our middle school..."

The principals of universities and elementary schools have already publicly stated their views. How can the arrogance of middle schools be left behind? !

Isn't it just theory? Who wouldn't?

then……

The quarrel broke out completely.

"What are you talking about with me? They said you should start from the baby, oh, you young people are the talents of the future? Then our primary school students are still the future flowers of the motherland, and they are bright red scarves!"

"Hmph! Elementary school students, teenagers? They are too young, what do you know? If you really want to do things, really want to serve the country and the people as soon as possible, you have to be our college students!"

"Why, you are playing games when you are cultivating immortals? What's wrong with college students? You can still listen to one class and become an immortal?! Don't you have to practice slowly? If that's the case, then of course we middle school teenagers have the most advantage~~~"

"Our elementary school..."

"Bah, our university~~~"

...

Seeing a large group of principals blushing, arguing wildly, and even swearing, even the third deputy minister was a little dumbfounded.

Under normal circumstances, who can see such a scene?

Which of these principals is not a gentle and respectable person on weekdays? Almost all of them are people who are good teachers and have both virtue and conduct.

But now?

Well!

What kind of virtue, what kind of gentleness?

Stopping me from seeking benefits for my own students is a mortal enmity, and I can't say anything~! ! !

Seeing that they were getting louder and louder, the third deputy minister thought for a while, and said helplessly, "Okay."

As soon as he spoke, the principals could only calm down and watch him helplessly.

In fact, they knew very well that no matter how hard they argued, they could not make the decision, and in the end the third deputy minister had the final say.

But the problem is that as long as they express their theories and opinions, it is like a debate meeting. The more reasonable they say, the higher the chance of winning?

But at this moment, it was obviously time for the third deputy minister to make a decision, so they were naturally nervous and focused on it.

Even, this is not just for his own students.

Of course, even the principals of these prestigious schools cannot all be truly selfless and dedicate everything to their children.

There are also people who live for fame and fortune.

but……

People who live for fame and fortune will only become crazier in the face of this situation.

Just imagine, if it was the first public class on cultivating immortals, and it was the public class taught by the boss who exploded meteorites with his bare hands, slashed out with a sword, and broke the huge waves with his sword, it was held in his own school...

How big of a gimmick? !

In the future, won't my school 'explode' in an instant?

Even the school that countless people yearn for like 'The Two Heroes of the Imperial Capital' will rise to a higher level, and directly climb to the top of the world's famous schools!

Whether in public or private, among these principals, who is not dreaming of? !

Don't say it's cultural people quarreling.

Even, if the three deputy ministers were not here, it would be very possible for them to fight.

...

"I already understand that everyone's acceptance of the Immortal Cultivation Course..."

The third deputy minister spoke slowly, and his gaze swept across everyone present. As for the meaning of the words, they had to guess for themselves.

"At the same time, we also fully listened to and analyzed everyone's opinions."

"It all makes sense."

"However, we still need to be more realistic."

"I thought about it, and I found out that elementary school students may indeed have some advantages, but the first class is theory, not the real start of cultivating immortals. Therefore, in elementary school, let's go back a little bit."

"After all, no one knows how profound this theory is. It will be more appropriate for the teachers to have some time to deeply experience and understand these theories when our older students go first. .”

"At the same time, those who have the most time and energy to practice these theories are undoubtedly our university students."

"Middle school students, their studies are heavy, after all, they still have to focus on learning!"

"The course of cultivating immortals has just begun, so we can't waste our studies just because of cultivating immortals."

As soon as this word came out.

The principals of elementary and middle schools immediately looked like eggplants beaten by frost.

"What the third deputy minister said is true!"

"That's how it should be!"

"We are too one-sided, and even forgot this aspect."

On the contrary, university arrogances are smiling brightly, and some even directly pretend to be principals of primary and secondary schools in "self-reflection".

At the same time, they also have some self-blame.

How stupid!

I didn't expect that elementary and middle school students didn't have much free time and energy at all. Otherwise, wouldn't they be taken away by this theory? !

Fortunately, the third deputy minister thought clearly~

They all smiled. They wanted to share their joy with the people around them, but they suddenly found that the people around them gradually showed 'hostility' towards them.

hostility? !

They froze for a moment, then reacted.

I go? !

Isn't that what it is!

Just now, we were 'enemies' with the principals of primary and secondary schools, but now... we are both universities, but we are all 'competitors' to each other!

Can you still give them a good look? !

snort!

Suddenly, his face changed.

Every university president couldn't help but laugh.

With only a few exceptions...

The principals of the two heroes of the imperial capital, and a few principals such as...Modu Danyuan.

Since it is a university...

Hey.

In China, how many other schools can compete with them? !

"Third Deputy Minister!"

The principal of Modudan Academy jumped out and said with a smile: "Our Modudan Academy is fully prepared, fully capable, and confident in holding this open class!"

"ability?"

The two heroes of the imperial capital slowly got up: "We are also not bad, and we attach great importance to this opportunity, and we will definitely hand in the most perfect answer."

"What's more, it's more appropriate for our imperial capital to take the lead in this kind of matter, right?"

"oh?"

The principal of Tianfu Academy then got up: "We are a land of abundance, with outstanding people... and a sword fairy came out, and we also got in touch with that sword fairy, who promised to teach the way of sword cultivation in our Tianfu Academy~ In my opinion, it is better to come here Let's open Tianfu Academy."

"Come to our Imperial College!"

"It's up to our Huaqing!"

"Our Modudan Academy..."

Well, we're arguing again.

Only this time it wasn't as messy.

A group of principals, watching the top-ranked university presidents in the country frantically 'jealous' and refusing to let anyone else, wanted to laugh, but couldn't.

They also want to fight!

It's a pity that his strength doesn't allow it, it's uncomfortable!

Seeing this, the third deputy minister had expected it a long time ago. He waved his hand lightly, smiled and said, "Let's see..."

"It doesn't matter if I say it."

"What about you guys, please write me an application for the first open class of cultivating immortals as soon as possible, and I will pass it on to that gentleman for you."

"Who to choose is up to that gentleman to decide."

"ah?"

At this time, an ordinary 211 college principal stood up. He thought he had no chance at all, after all, there were those giants in 211 and 985 standing in front of him.

But now, can you write an application? !

"Third Deputy Minister, can we do it too?"

"certainly."

The third deputy minister nodded with a smile: "The colleges you manage are all the pillars of our Huaguo, so naturally they all have opportunities."

"However, it depends on who you want to choose, so... I wish you all good luck."

"Okay, we will try our best!"

The headmaster blushed with excitement.

In fact, all but the top university presidents are like this.

I thought we were all cold...

Unexpectedly, we still have a chance? !

comfortable!

However, this is definitely not good news for the flush-faced principals who were fighting before.

Originally thought that there were only a few competitors, but now... there are hundreds of competitors? !

Although I still have an advantage as a top university, this advantage has been infinitely reduced.

hateful!

...

This concludes the meeting.

The university presidents ran away one by one...

Hurry up!

Can you be in no hurry?

Back to school in a hurry, or back to the hotel to write the application!

How to write the application form?

Speaking of which, for a 'big brother' at their level, I'm afraid they haven't written an application for more than ten years or even decades.

I never even dreamed that people at their level would write applications one day.

But now, who dares to have the slightest complaint?

Write!

Must write!

Whoever won't let me write, I'm in a hurry with who the fuck is.

Not only do you have to write, but you also have to do your best, rack your brains, and conduct comprehensive analysis to write the best and most touching application letter.

This is an opportunity for one's own university to become the leader in the world's university circles in one fell swoop! ! !

...

Leave the conference room.

The principal of Imperial College called the vice principal immediately and hurriedly said, "Hello? It's me!"

"As soon as possible, immediately, immediately, call all doctors of liberal arts, professors in our college, and all experts in the School of Archeology..."

"Why??? Write an application!"

"Don't worry about the application, just do as I say, I want to write the most perfect and comprehensive application, and I must impress that person!!!"

"..."

Dean Hua Qing was right behind him. Hearing this, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Hmph, comprehensive, perfect? ​​The more you write, the more annoying it gets. It's like an old lady's foot wrap. It's smelly and long. Do you really think it's good to write more? Are you still impressed?"

"crooked?!"

He also dialed the phone: "Gather me the people who are proficient in poetry and poetry in our courtyard immediately, and I want to write an application."

The person on the other end of the phone looked confused: "????"

"Don't ask! To ask is to use the shortest words to write the best application letter!"