What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

This girl!

The corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched, almost failing.

God so turned his back on the common people!

"It seems that this girl has read those stories and novels from hundreds of years ago. She has a big brain."

He muttered for a while, and then said quietly: "I passed by here, but I saw that you have a good talent, so would you like to worship me as a teacher?"

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Inside the villa.

A girl held a fairy sword in her hand, her eyes rolled to the sky.

Then, she looked at the two elders beside her, and said excitedly: "Father, Mom, you should be careful, I didn't want to cause trouble! He provoked me on my own initiative."

"I can always do it now, right?"

Dad, Mom: "..."

The two looked at each other, and also rolled their eyes, but there were some tears in the mother's eyes.

"what ever!"

The old man said depressedly: "Don't blame us for not reminding you if you suffer a loss."

"Can I suffer?!"

The girl suddenly became unhappy, and rushed out instantly holding the fairy sword. At the same time, the fairy sword lit up and the sword art burst into light, with terrifying power!

"It's time for her to suffer."

At this time, the old man whispered leisurely.

"Yes, she should be dealt with! Lawless all day long..."

My mother rubbed her eyes, and a tear fell down: "It's like giving birth to a Nezha, why do you think our life is so hard?!"

"That little bastard is hundreds of years older, and he's still single."

"I thought the tuba would be useless, so let's practice the trumpet, but the trumpet turned out to be such a motherfucker!"

"If she didn't look like a girl, and she was a girl, I really doubt that she is Nezha!!! He makes troubles all day long and can't stop."

"As you said, aren't you her mother?"

"...You talk a lot of bullshit, shut up!"

"looks great!"

"Forehead···"

Dad was stunned and speechless.

Didn't you scold yourself? I'm just a reminder, why are you scolding me too? He wanted to refute...

But after thinking about it, hey, what a fart to refute.

They're old couples, they've been 'bullied' for so many years, what's the point? Besides, shouldn't men just love their wives?

Nothing wrong~!

Cough cough cough.

The two elders widened their eyes and looked out through the gap...

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"Adore you as a teacher?!"

In the courtyard, the girl's eyes widened suddenly, as if looking at a fool: "Do you know who I am?"

"Do you know what my strength is?"

"The sword just now was just to scare you. If I really made a move, would you still be standing here? You still want to accept me as a disciple?!"

"is it not OK?"

Lin Fan wanted to tease her even more.

As soon as the consciousness was concentrated, the color of the sky and the earth suddenly changed, the boundless wind and snow froze, and even the clouds in the sky were frozen at this moment.

The girl was holding the sword, her eyes were rolling, and she wanted to make a move countless times, but found that she couldn't move at all.

Even, I can't even speak, only the eyeballs can move!

"How? Do you want me to be your teacher?"

"Why are not you talking?"

"If you don't speak, I will take it as your rejection."

"You know, the consequences of rejecting me are very serious, very very serious!"

"Hehehe..."

The fellow laughed strangely, and the pupils of the frightened girl suddenly shrank to the size of a pinprick, and she almost cried from fright.

She is a fairy!

Although the level is not too high, it is not bad on the earth itself, at least staying on the mountain of this hometown, and has not encountered any danger.

As a result, such a strong man suddenly appeared, and he couldn't beat him, so how could his parents beat him? !

What can I do here? !

She almost cried.

But at this moment, the old man couldn't help but say: "Enough is enough!"

"You son of a bitch, once you leave, you won't come back for hundreds of years, and now you still scare your sister, and you are responsible for coaxing her when she is scared to tears?!"

"Forehead···"

It was rare for Lin Fan to be interested, and he wanted to tease her at first.

Once the father opened his mouth like this, he couldn't pretend anymore.

Reluctantly received the magic power, turned around.

The girl who was originally in a daze saw it, her eyes widened and her mouth opened wide enough to stuff an egg: "You...you?!"

"What are you?"

My mother walked out of the house and said with white eyes: "This melon boy is your brother."

"Over five hundred years old, and still a single dog."

"Let me tell you, don't learn from this single dog if you learn from anyone."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Wow!"

The fellow gave a sudden 'bark', and the dazed girl suddenly smiled, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Brother~!"

She rushed over. She was 1.7 meters tall and slender, worthy of the title of 'fairy'.

"Hey, I've grown so big, I really can't hug her for the first time."

Lin Fan grinned and hugged him gently.

"It's okay to say."

The girl frowned, then spread her hands: "Brother."

"Um?"

"Gift, I'm going to be eighteen tomorrow, why don't you make up all the previous gifts?"

"Forehead···"

This time, it was Lin Fan who was confused.

Obviously, I didn't expect that the big girl I met for the first time would be so cute and cute, and then I shook my head: "Don't worry, I will definitely make it up for you."

Isn't it just a gift?

He had beheaded several big Luos in the underworld. Although those things are not needed by him, they are obviously the most suitable for this girl.

After a while, the girl was so excited that she carried a bunch of treasures to the side to play.

Father and mother came together and looked at Lin Fan with great emotion.

"It's good to be back."

The old man didn't say much, just nodded heavily, and showed a smiling face to Lin Fan, that face...was even more handsome than before.

He almost caught up with Lin Fan.

Mom is also younger and more beautiful.

Although she doesn't look like a girl, she is still a proper 'young woman', the kind in her early twenties~

"You bastard liar!"

Mom opened her mouth, but she laughed and cursed.

"You told us that you had a girlfriend back then, your girlfriend?!"

"Don't tell me you broke up."

At this time, the eldest sister was holding the treasure beside her, she seemed to be pondering on her own, but in fact she quietly pricked up her ears, and her big eyes flickered as she stared at Lin Fan.

She was really curious about her 'legendary' brother.

He grew up listening to Lin Fan's stories from birth.

On TV and in the news, there are often news about the 'immortal master'.

However, at home, every time my parents talk about this guy, they always sigh, and even call them 'single dog' and 'guawazi'...

This made her extremely curious about Lin Fan.

Seeing you for the first time at this moment, it would be strange not to eavesdrop or peek.

"Forehead···"

"Are you still obsessed with this matter?"

Lin Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Actually, I do! It's just, cough cough cough..."

"Just what? Where are the words? I believe you! You bastard is so bad that you can even lie to your parents."

"Ahem." The old man was on the side, gently tugging on the corner of the mother's clothes, and muttered: "If he is a son of a turtle, then we..."

My mother immediately turned black: "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"

Dad shut himself up immediately.

"It's just, a little far away, we are..."

"Long-distance relationship?" Mom raised her eyebrows: "It's not that good, what state are you in now? Can you still have a long-distance relationship? How far can it be?"

"Wait a minute!"

At this time, the older sister who had been secretly at the side raised her hand, and said weakly: "I heard that the two worlds of Yin and Yang are now at war, and the fight is fierce."

"We also have fairy families from the Earth lineage participating in the battle, and even the first batch of students from Zizhu Academy have already gone to the battlefield."

"And Daguo said that his girlfriend is a little far away..."

"hiss!"

She suddenly 'suddenly realized': "I know!"

"Cauldron's girlfriend must be from the underworld, just like in the novel, the righteous boy falls in love with the devil's saint..."

"The cauldron is the genius of the Yang world, the fairy master of the earth, who fell in love with the fairy of the Yin world!"

"However, this kind of relationship is not tolerated by the powerhouses of the two worlds, so we have to stage a love story full of songs and tears..."

Boom!

"Ouch!"

The voice did not fall.

There was a crisp sound on the girl's head.

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and put away his fingers, and said quietly: "Read less novels, and what you read here is all about what, it's too outdated."

"Have it?"

The girl had tears in her eyes: "I think it's pretty good."

"Don't bully your sister!"

Mom took the topic: "Then where is your girlfriend?!"

"exist···"

"Forehead···"

Lin Fan opened his mouth, but for a moment, he got stuck.

How to explain it?

Immediately, this fellow could only say: "In the future."

Mom: "???"

Dad: "You single dog!"

The eldest sister paper blinked: "Daguo, your joke is not funny at all."

Lin Fan: "..."

Afterwards, the three of them conducted a three-hour critique with Lin Fan's age as the center and the length of time he was single as the radius...

His scalp was numb!

Even the big sister paper said: "either a fake mother or a GAY..."

The way parents look at him has changed!

If this guy hadn't repeatedly assured that his orientation was extremely normal, I'm afraid he would have to be forced to go on a blind date at home...

Well, it's a blind date.

Mom actually wanted to hold him on a blind date!

After looking for a lot of partners, Lin Fan was so scared that he almost ran away.

"By the way, cauldron, do you know my name?"

The big sister paper has big eyes, and she looks like a manga girl.

"Forehead···"

I wipe? !

Lin Fan's eyelids twitched.

That's right, I don't seem to know what the big sister is called? !

What to do?

This guy rolled his eyes: "Time goes backward~!"

Wow.

The three of them didn't react to anything, they just felt as if they were in a trance for a moment, and everything returned to normal again, and then they saw Lin Fan patted his chest, very calm: "How can I not know?"

"Lin Rui~!"

"you!"

Lin Rui looked shocked: "You know?! I plan to blackmail you some treasures, how do you know?!"

"It must have been tipped off by Mom and Dad!"

Have it?

Mom and Dad looked at each other in blank dismay, and they were all dumbfounded.

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evening.

Lin Fan stood on the top of the mountain, with the gleaming symbol between his brows, there were vast laws dissipating, converging into the sea, and condensing on the sky.

But at this moment, he was a little wary.

"Three nine twenty-seven..."

"Whether it is the current age or the era of the heavens and the world, the foundation of the way of heaven that has been handed down is the twenty or seventy ways."

"In the past, I guessed that the number twenty-seven was a key point, so now is the time to verify..."

Over the years, Lin Fan obtained the foundation of the heavenly way, plus the seven ways obtained from the underworld, making a total of twenty-eight ways!

More than twenty-seven.

Not only that, but the female emperor and the first emperor together.

Added together, it is thirty, three more!

In other words, if counting the twenty-seven ways as the key points, out of the seven ways Lin Fan obtained this time, three of them were "more".

So, once it resonates, what happens? !

Lin Fan took a deep breath, concentrated and meditated, and then began to resonate!

Boom!

The familiar giant earthquake came again.

The earth, or the human world, also began to grow bigger again.

But above the sky, in addition to the golden clouds of merit and virtue gathered, there was an additional scene of lightning and thunder, countless dark clouds gathered, and the law of destruction lingered in it.

thunderbolt!

There was a thunderous sound.

The terrifying law of destruction came oppressively, it was amazing.

Even Lin Fan felt cold all over his body, feeling extremely bad!

"Sure enough, something happened!"

He almost held his breath, his eyes flashed, and the two swords of Yuantu and Abi flew out by themselves, hovering and dancing in the void, ready to strike the thunder at any time!

In the distance, Lin Rui, Mom and Dad watched nervously. No one said anything, but they were very worried.

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"This...is a bit strange."

Lin Fan frowned slightly.

While being vigilant, he also sensed it meticulously, and finally came to a strange 'conclusion'.

He discovered that the golden cloud of merit and virtue in the sky has the amount of "seven paths"!

This is very strange.

After all, I have resonated many times, so I know how much merit each foundation of the way of heaven can get. Although it has been 'decreasing' all the time, it is generally clear.

At this moment, the merits and virtues gathered must be the amount of the foundation of the seven heavens, and there is absolutely no mistake.

So here comes the problem!

The amount of merit is correct, which means that these foundations of the way of heaven should all be beneficial to the way of heaven, otherwise how could it be possible to give merit?

But why at the same time, there are lightning flashes and thunder, and the laws of destruction converge, as if to kill himself? !

While there are benefits, there are also disadvantages? !

this···

Something is wrong!

"Um?!"

Then, he keenly noticed a detail.

On top of merit, it gives people an extremely 'ancient' and 'vicissitudes', like the feeling and breath of endless years.

But above the law of destruction, there seems to be vitality, like a young man with a stubbornness in his immaturity.

Like the difference between a twilight hero and a rebellious teenage boy!

But at this moment, the two of them seemed to be fighting each other, and neither of them would give in.

Therefore, the thunder that was full of destructive laws and seemed to destroy the world never fell on Lin Fan, but only hovered and roared above his head.

It seemed that he wanted to chop it off, but was stopped by the golden cloud of merit, and he couldn't chop it off no matter what.

However, the golden cloud of merit is also being consumed.

"They...are doing it?!"

The law of destruction is consuming, the thunder is getting weaker and weaker, and the golden cloud of merit is also getting less and less. The two sides are fighting and consuming!

Seeing this kind of spectacle, Lin Fan's brain was buzzing.

But in his heart, there are thousands of thoughts, trying to analyze the possibility of this scene as much as possible.

"In this way, for the Dao of Heaven, there will indeed be some disadvantages after exceeding the twenty-seventh Dao."

"But at the same time, there are benefits?!"

"Then, Tiandao did it by himself????"

It's just that no matter how I think about it, I'm a little confused.

Merit is governed by the Dao of Heaven, and there is a 99.9% probability that the thunder and the law of destruction are also governed by the Dao of Heaven!

In other words, for the sake of his foundation of the heavenly way, did Tiandao fight with himself?

There must be a reason for this, right? Otherwise it doesn't make sense anyway.

"···"

"There are some details."

"The golden cloud of merit gives me the feeling that it is very old, as if it has existed for endless years, but now the foundation of the way of heaven in many worlds and planets generally cannot or can only attract a small amount of merit."

"But this thunder and the law of destruction are very 'young'."

"Can it be considered that Tiandao is currently in a 'transitional stage'?"

"The 'Old Way of Heaven' has not completely cooled off, but the new Way of Heaven has been born. After that, both sides have a part of 'ability' and 'will'."

"And the old Heavenly Dao never refuses anyone who comes to the foundation of the Heavenly Dao. The more you have, the more you like it."

"Xin Tiandao is very resistant to the number beyond twenty-seven, and even directly harmful to it."

"This seems to explain why the number handed down to the present and future generations is the number three nine twenty-seven, not nine nine eighty-one."

"At the same time, there is another hidden detail."

"The saints of the way of heaven exist by relying on the way of heaven, the way of heaven is immortal, the saints are immortal, and the saints rely on the way of heaven to exist."

"Since the person behind the arrangement is a sage, then the 'Old Way of Heaven' must not have been completely 'destroyed', otherwise, the sage should have died."

"So, this is not about doing yourself, but a battle between old and new heaven?!"

Lin Fan frowned.

Such analysis and speculation can actually make sense.

The foundation of the way of heaven is the product of the collapse of the "old way of heaven". If it can return, the old way of heaven will naturally be extremely happy.

What about Xintiandao?

It is an existence born afterward.

Then, there is bound to be a competitive relationship between the two.

Just like the emperor and the Supreme Emperor, to put it more clearly, Li Er and his father Li Yuan.

Li Erdu has already become the emperor, and he imprisoned Li Yuan as an overlord who has no real power, but suddenly someone sent Li Yuan all kinds of civil servants, generals, soldiers and horses...

It's so strange for Li Er not to do that!

But when Li Yuan saw it, he was not happy.

People are trying to reset it for me!

You bastard still want to fuck him? You see, if I protect him or not, it's over!

After inferring this way, Lin Fan thought it over several times and found that it was reasonable and completely reasonable!

Furthermore, if there were any remnants of the 'Ancient Heaven's Way', where would it be?

It must be in the "Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man".

The earth is the 'human world', with a little bit of the 'ancient heavenly way' hidden, is there anything wrong with it?

Even the "new heavenly ways" of many planets and worlds cannot induce merit to descend, are they really not able to do so? Not qualified?

still···

New Tiandao doesn't want to follow the old Tiandao's system at all? !

For example, if your last dynasty used the system of three provinces and six ministries, do I have to use it?

Your former emperor liked the imperial examination system, so I must copy it too? !

I won't!

We just want to play something different and do some chores all the time, can't we?

The corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched...

It seems that there is nothing wrong with Te Niang!

So, this not only involves saints, but also involves the battle of heaven? !

If so, what role does the saint play in it? !