What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

So, is this big magnesium aluminum sister-in-law?

Lin Rui said that she didn't know either.

Especially after being analyzed by her mother for a while, coupled with her "brother"'s "cowardly" tone, she really felt that it was very likely that she was a rented fake sister-in-law.

It's not because they have big brains, but this business is really hot on earth now!

This has to start from the era when the aura was revived more than 10,000 years ago.

At that time, I don’t know how many parents were obsessed with blind dates for their children, urging them to find a partner and have children.

But the house is expensive! Consumption is also high, and the price of everything is rising, except that wages are not rising. For many boys, finding a partner means eating dirt, and more and more girls are gradually becoming realistic...

Therefore, the business of renting a girlfriend to go home to deal with parents has gradually emerged.

But who knows, in the era when spiritual energy is revived, the earth is transformed into the human world, and almost everyone can try to cultivate immortality, this phenomenon will become even worse!

Men, how many people don't want to cultivate immortality? !

woman?

what is that?

If there is no woman in my heart, I will draw my sword and be a god of nature!

Women will only affect the speed of our cultivation!

In our hearts, there is only cultivation!

Isn't it a woman? When we become immortals and ancestors, what kind of women will we not have? If you are young and don't work hard, your wife will run away with others later.

It's better to work hard to cultivate immortals now, maybe my wife hasn't been born yet~~~

Of course, men who have this idea are only a part of it.

But now the earth is overpopulated.

For more than 10,000 years, people's life expectancy has been increasing. Although the fertility rate of immortal cultivators is low, it is not low for ordinary people!

And after so many years, the earth's environment is getting better and better, and the country even greatly encourages childbirth, and all kinds of medical education are free...

Now the population of the earth has been many times larger than before. After all, the "earth" today is more than a billion times larger than before!

The size of the human world cannot be measured by just one planet...

Due to various factors, more and more 'young' men don't want to find a partner early, and they are addicted to cultivating immortals and cannot extricate themselves, which makes their parents anxious.

But for Chinese people, there is another word 'filial piety'.

What to do in the face of parental urging?

Blind date? I really didn't want to, so I could only find a way to stabilize them, so... the business of renting a fairy to go home for the New Year became more and more popular.

I don't blame my mother for thinking too much.

Not to mention that Lin Rui is skeptical at the moment...

But this does not prevent her from being close to a very high-ranking mother!

Isn't it just a high rank?

Tut tut.

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This is indeed my mother.

The corner of Qi Zi Fan's mouth twitched slightly, and then he looked at Lin Zi Xiao, who was also looking at him, his face gradually turning red...

"This, isn't it good?"

Qi Zi Fan spoke in a low voice.

Seeing this, the mother sneered: "I knew it was fake, sister, and I won't embarrass you. It's all this kid's fault and has nothing to do with you."

"You go, I will clean him up naturally."

Lin Zixiao's heart skipped a beat: "???"

let him go? !

He is using my account now, if this is misunderstood, how can I recognize my in-laws? !

It can't be justified, right?

"etc!"

Lin Zixiao raised her hand violently, then looked at Qi Zifan, and said in a low voice, "How about...?"

At the same time, she kept giving Qi Zi Fan winks.

The latter pretended not to understand: "Huh?"

"Stop pretending to me!"

Lin Zixiao became 'angry', and said through voice transmission: "What are you pretending to do? Hurry up and agree, isn't it just sending it to the bridal chamber? Who is afraid of whom!"

"Sooner or later, there will be such a day. Is it really necessary to be misunderstood as a fake and driven away the first time I come to the door?!"

"this···"

"Not so good?"

Qi Zi Fan was already happy in his heart, but he pretended to hesitate: "This...or should we wait until we get married...?"

"Be a fart!"

"'I' will be driven away, how about getting married?"

"Are you a tiger?!"

"Quickly agree!"

"Forehead···"

"Then...then I really agreed?"

Qi Zi Fan had an innocent face, as if saying, this is not what I meant... It was you who strongly demanded it, so I "reluctantly"...

Seeing this guy's expression, Lin Zixiao was almost so angry that he vomited blood.

"You bastard!!!"

"Cough cough."

Qi Zi Fan ignored her voice transmission, and said weakly, "Auntie, I'm really his girlfriend, if you don't believe me..."

"Then...that...then send it to the bridal chamber."

"Um?"

Dad was taken aback, his eyes widened.

My mother was very natural: "Oh, then send it to the bridal chamber."

"Don't even think about hiding in the house for a day and get it done. After we go in, we hide away, and then you throw your clothes outside the door within three minutes, and I will ask Xiaorui to get them after five minutes."

"Look at your outfits."

Qi Zi Fan: "..."

Lin Zixiao: "(ω)..."

"Hiss!!!" Lin Rui gasped, and said to herself, "This position is so easy!"

"It's tougher than the TV series I watched."

"if it is like this···"

She stared at Qi Zi Fan with burning eyes.

But Qi Zi Fan looked at Lin Zixiao again, as if asking for his approval.

"Look what I'm doing!"

Lin Zixiao has long been in a state of disarray, but with her temperament, has she ever given in to defeat? No matter what you say, you can't back down!

Therefore, the sound transmission said without the slightest expression: "Agreed!"

"Dont look at me!"

"Well."

Qi Zi Fan almost burst out laughing, but he chose to pretend to be ashamed, which made this fellow very uncomfortable.

"Yo huh? You're quite bold."

"I don't believe my son can find such a perfect partner as you, okay, then you go in."

"The room has been reserved for you all the time, go and go."

Mom let the door open.

But this seemingly sarcasm made Lin Zixiao feel very satisfied.

The perfect object?

Hee~!

Unknowingly, she was immersed in this 'praise' and was so satisfied that she took the initiative to drag Qi Zi Fan into the house...

Of course, in the eyes of others, this is normal.

After all, this is Lin Fan's house, it is reasonable for 'Lin Fan' to drag his 'girlfriend' into the house.

However, Qi Zi Fan was a little dazed seeing her being so 'active'.

what's going on? !

You are smiling and pulling me into the house...

Thinking of what Lin Zixiao said when he left Kunlun, Qi Zifan's scalp tingled and his whole body trembled.

"You, shouldn't you?!"

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The two entered the house.

Lin Rui ran over, waved the sound-proof barrier, and said, "Look, look, look, I'll just say she's my sister-in-law, you still don't believe me!"

"Wronged me."

"Oh, who knows?"

The mother folded her arms and sneered: "I haven't heard anything from that boy for so many years, and now he suddenly brought back a beautiful woman and said he was his girlfriend."

"Who would believe it?!"

"As far as I'm concerned, it's much better than those fairies I've seen, even the 'star fairies' who are famous across many planets."

"Will you take a fancy to this cub?"

"...Are you just looking down on brother like that? After all, he is the fairy teacher of our earth!"

"It's a fart."

The old man interjected angrily, "Master Xian is also our child."

"But this girl is really good, I'm afraid she's very expensive, and she's going to bleed a lot."

"The key is...how did this really enter the house?"

"I said my wife, is your move going too far?"

"You guys know shit!"

My mother sneered and said, "I'm called pushing the boat with the water, please enter the urn!"

"You still use tricks?" Lin Rui's eyes widened.

"···"

"Hmph, think about it, as long as it is sent to the bridal chamber, we will not lose no matter what!"

"If it's fake, just reveal the truth directly. We must not be deceived, otherwise it will be uncomfortable if we are happy for nothing. It is naturally better if it is real. It is best to have a grandson directly."

"Of course, there is another possibility, and then..."

My mother snorted coldly: "This is where the brilliance of my strategy of killing three birds with one stone lies."

"There is also a possibility that they are indeed a fake couple, but they have no choice but to make a fake show for real, and then have mutual affection and love for a long time..."

"How, isn't it perfect?!"

Dad was startled: "..."

"High, really high!"

"It's as tall as a nine-story building!"

"Hmph, now you know my good intentions?"

Lin Rui was even more shocked.

Only now did she know that her mother's IQ was so high...

"Huh? No, this seems to be the talent of being a parent?"

"What are you mumbling about?"

Mom frowned: "Three minutes have passed, go quickly and see if they have thrown out the clothes."

"actually···"

Lin Rui beeped softly: "There may be countless sets of clothes in their storage equipment that can be changed."

"I care so much?!"

"Two people changing clothes in the same room... there is always a benefit!"

"puff!"

Lin Rui was convinced.

It turned out that my mother had thought of everything.

admire!

She ran away in a flash.

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inside the house.

Qi Zi Fan sat by the bed with a shameful expression on his face.

Lin Zixiao was speechless.

"you···"

"Have you really entered the role?!"

"No, I can't believe it. We were sent into the bridal chamber like this? It's like a dream."

"Hey, so now, should we start the bridal chamber as my mother said?"

"···"

"Ah."

Lin Zixiao sneered suddenly: "Speaking of which, you already know my account number like the back of your hand, so there aren't any details you don't understand?"

"This...you can't say that."

Qi Zi Fan Lian said seriously: "At our current state, we have already reached the level of observing the subtleties, and the control over our own body has reached the extreme."

"This detail..."

"You and I both know that, don't we?"

"Then what are you pretending to be here with me?"

"Do you want to see me shy?" Lin Zixiao also put his hands on his hips at the moment, and said fiercely: "You want to be beautiful!"

"This saint is like a shy person?!"

"The bridal chamber is the bridal chamber, come!"

"Who is afraid of whom?!"

"Don't forget, I'm on your account now, hehehe..."

Qi Zi Fan frowned.

"this···"

"Let's change it back first."

"Pooh!"

"Think beautifully, take off your clothes!"

Lin Zixiao started directly, ripped off his coat, and then started to pull Qi Zifan's clothes, which frightened him into a daze.

So tough?

"Wait, wait, let's talk about the truth first..."

"Don't talk!"

"Women never make sense."

"You are now a boy..."

"But I have a girl's heart, so I don't want to talk about it, take it off!"

"...Then you should switch back with me."

"I won't, what can you do?!"

Qi Zi Fan was startled: "You, you... are you determined?!"

"Yes, why?!"

"Shall I wipe it?"

He was speechless.

Then···

Just like this, Lin Zixiao peeled off the 'skin', and then threw the two people's clothes out from a corner of the window, and then set up various enchantments and restrictions...

"Help!"

Qi Zi Fan wanted to run away.

However, Lin Zixiao sneered: "You can still run now? Today, try everything!"

"From now on, you are mine!"

"I go!"

Qi Zi Fan's head was numb, before he could hide, he was thrown down, and then...

Seeing his own face getting closer and closer, even close to kissing him, this fellow was full of despair...

However, at the moment when he was about to kiss, he suddenly felt the 'squeeze number' notification.

Qi Zixiao is 'squeezing the number'?

The guy agreed without saying a word.

Almost at the same time, the true spirits were exchanged and all returned to their original bodies.

The lips meet.

The face in front of my eyes is flawless and beautiful in the world.

Those clear and charming eyes made him sink for a few times.

The soft, warm red lips made Lin Fan's heart tremble, and he couldn't extricate himself.

After a long time, my lips parted.

The two hug each other.

Qi Zixiao blushed, not daring to look at this fellow, and brought her red lips to his ear, and spoke softly, with a barely audible voice: "This is the first time... I'll let you do it by yourself."

"Um?!"

Whoa!

Lin Fan stared, numb from the scalp to the soles of the feet.

This moment, this situation...

Who the hell can keep calm, then it's not an individual~!

As for who will come and who won't...

I'll talk about it later.

Now! ! !

Right now!

"Um."

The two embraced each other tightly, Qi Zixiao's nasal voice was particularly alluring...

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Outside the villa.

Lin Rui ran out excitedly.

He was still holding the clothes that Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao were wearing just now.

"Mom, Dad, look!"

"Hey."

"Anyway, it's a success." My mother was so excited that she almost jumped up.

Dad also showed a satisfied smile.

Then···

I don't know what they thought of, but the eyes of the two of them coincidentally locked on Lin Rui's body, and their eyes were faint, shining with an inexplicable light.

To suffer! ! !

Lin Rui's scalp exploded, knowing something was wrong, and she said, "Then what, half of your wishes have been fulfilled, so I'll leave first."

"I'm already a Da Luo Jinxian, I heard that the battlefield of the two worlds..."

While talking, while slipping.

However, how could my mother, whose IQ exploded in this respect, be fooled by her? !

"return!"

"What do you mean a wish is half fulfilled? Our wish is that both you and your brother can start a family and start a business, and give us a lot of grandchildren and grandchildren. Of course, granddaughters are the same."

"So, now it's not even a quarter, you still want to run?!"

Lin Rui's body was stiff, and she almost cried: "No, it's not..."

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one day one Night.

People, when they are happy, always feel that time passes extremely fast, and the same is true for immortals, or in other words, it is the same for any living being.

Even the quasi-sage is the same!

"call."

Lin Fan got a cigarette from somewhere, took a deep breath, and then exhaled deeply.

That's called comfort.

Qi Zixiao lay on his chest, cuddling like a bird, and even drew circles on the guy's chest with his fingers.

"Fortunately, I have the foresight."

This guy suddenly said: "If the whole mountain and the above were not condensed several times with the immortal yuan in advance, I am afraid that the mountain will collapse now."

"Pooh!"

"Face."

Qi Zixiao blushed suddenly, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Hey hey."

"Then what, I think..."

"Don't think about it."

"Don't." The guy threw the cigarette butt away: "It's not for that, you should feel it too, right? In other words, this meeting is why we came here."

"It's business!"

he stressed.

As soon as he talked about the business, Qi Zixiao gradually calmed down, and sat up, looking directly at Lin Fan: "One hundred feet will go one step further."

"The way forward has been cut off, so the method of yin and yang blending may be a way out."

"And it turns out that our assumptions were right."

"It's even... smoother than expected!"

In fact, the reason why they got married so 'quickly' was not entirely because of the godly assist of their mother, but also because they had this idea before.

emotion?

It's already a matter of course.

And just like what they said just now, they knew all the details, and they had already decided to be together, so why would there be so much twitching?

Furthermore, after the late quasi-sage period, they could no longer see the way forward!

The way forward is broken.

You must find a way to 'continue' in order to truly prove the Tao and become holy, otherwise everything will be in vain.

After much deliberation and trying various methods, they finally chose this one.

blend!

The harmony of yin and yang.

Double cultivation?

Maybe both can be described like this, but the meaning is the same.

Therefore, during this day and night, they were not simply "releasing the pain of lovesickness", let alone enjoying it, but cultivating with all their strength while enjoying it.

It was also during this process that they made surprise discoveries.

"While we are combining, we are running the method of dual cultivation. After the fusion of your immortal essence and the harmony of yin and yang, there has been a significant increase!"

Qi Zixiao said seriously: "So, this should indeed be a feasible way."

"Not only that!"

Lin Fan changed his tone: "Isn't that the only thing you discovered just now? Tsk tsk, sure enough, you're a rascal, you know how to enjoy..."

Swish!

Murderous attack.

The fellow immediately became serious: "Hey, actually, I also discovered that Yuan Tu, Ah Bi, and our foundation of the Dao of Heaven have changed!"

"Um?!"

Qi Zixiao was startled: "Really?"

"really!"

"in this case···"

She wanted to say something, but in the end she blushed like a monkey's butt.

Because she really didn't realize this, she couldn't help thinking to herself: "Could it be that I'm really a womanizer..."