What is a destructive midfielder?

Only two people passed the German coach theory exam with full marks.

One is Tuchel.

The other is Tobias Schweinsteiger.

Nicknamed: Big Pig.

Big Pig said his brother Little Pig is more powerful.

Little Pig is the Grand Slam winner in European football.

He has won more than 20 championship trophies and countless personal honors.

All his ex-girlfriends are supermodels.

He has been cuckolded.

His current partner is the legendary tennis player Ana Ivanovic.

A true winner in life.

Carrington training base.

Little Pig-Schweinsteiger is discussing tactics with the young players of the reserve team.

He is in an awkward situation at Manchester United now.

Even though he performed well in the European Cup, the new season is not in the coaching staff's plan.

The private cupboard in the first team's locker room was emptied.

He didn't even have many opportunities to play in the reserve team.

The German Footballer of the Year has been a fanatical fan of Manchester United since he was a child, and he never thought he would fall into such a situation.

The way he was abandoned was also very cruel: ‘What are you doing in the first team’s locker room? Didn’t anyone notify you? Change your clothes and go play for the reserve team.’

It was very uncomfortable.

After thinking for a long time, the piglet who loved Manchester United gradually understood the arrangement of the coaching staff.

In other words, he has a strong ability to adapt.

‘I earn 190,000 pounds a week, but I can’t have a tacit understanding with my teammates. When Manchester United has a better midfield option, it’s normal to give up on myself.’

When he played for Bayern, he was a meritorious service and a banner.

What about Manchester United?

He didn’t play a performance that matched his worth at Old Trafford, and was just an outdated superstar in the eyes of Premier League fans.

Where can he go?

Back to Bayern?

Bayern fans are calling for his return very loudly, and Beckenbauer and Rummenigge also sympathize with his situation.

What a pity.

Ancelotti made it clear: "Bayern's midfield is very crowded, Schweinsteiger is very good, and his strength is enough to gain a foothold in other strong teams."

The subtext is: Don't come back, find another place, you are not in my plan.

After the training.

Schweinsteiger walked silently to the parking lot.

Beep beep.

The phone rang.

It was a call from the agent-Schneider.

The piglet didn't want to answer.

As a German superstar who can change six agents in five years, he feels that his current partner is incompetent.

"Is it the urging from the MLS again? Okay, I agree!"

"Yes, it's time for me to consider retirement."

"A Premier League club wants to rent me? Sorry, I can't betray Manchester United, which I love all my life."

"Arsenal? When can I meet Wenger?"

Having money does not necessarily mean winning the Champions League immediately.

But when it comes to the club's facilities, it can really do whatever it wants.

Manchester City's new training base, which was opened in 2014, covers an area of ​​80 acres, has 16 football fields, and a magnificent and luxurious recovery center.

Guardiola was watching the training match of the young players in the echelon with his chin in his hand.

"Slow down."

"Slow down even more, don't rush to attack."

"Pay attention to control the rhythm."

"When Messi was a kid, he wouldn't have chosen to break through at this point!"

Manchester City invited him here, not to pursue a temporary record, but to build a real giant.

Guardiola also hopes that his ideas can be instilled in all echelons and leave a mark on the Blue Moon, just like Cruyff and La Masia

Of course, he did the same in Bayern, but failed.

Assistant coach Arteta held the tactical board and whispered: "Prepare for a pre-match tactical meeting."

Guardiola touched his bald head: "Okay, Arsenal captain, our next opponent is Arsenal."

Arteta's mouth twitched.

He is an outstanding product of the La Masia youth training camp, but he has never played any game for the Barcelona first team and is a fanatical fan of Wenger.

Time flies.

The focus of the 2017 Premier League battle is about to start.

Li Kang and his teammates came to Manchester again. Arsenal will challenge the Blue Moon: Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium.

There is no grudge between the two clubs.

But there is a curse.

When Arsenal encountered Manchester City before, there would always be "internal strife".

Either the players quarreled with the logistics staff.

Or Mertesacker yelled at the dog.

Or Bendtner swore at his own mascot.

Or Arsenal fans fought in the away stands.

Many media began to look forward to: What jokes will the invincible Arsenal make when it encounters the Blue Moon this season?

Manchester City's lineup was not luxurious at the beginning.

In the early 21st century.

A group of old, weak and disabled people were able to return to the Premier League after two promotions.

Unfortunately.

They were relegated the following year.

The Abu Dhabi consortium acquired the Blue Moon in 2008, and since then there has been a powerful team with terrifying strength in the Premier League.

The power of money is terrible.

In the 2010/11 season, Manchester City won the FA Cup, ending their 35-year championship drought.

Chief goalkeeper Joe Hart broke the Premier League record with 29 clean sheets and won the Golden Glove, becoming the first English player to win the award.

In the 2011/12 season, Manchester City created the "9320 miracle" and regained the Premier League title after 44 years!

Pre-match press conference.

The media reporters were on high alert.

Last summer, most people thought that the protagonists of this season's Premier League would be: Guardiola and Mourinho, the battle between the two Manchester City giants.

Unexpectedly, it was Chelsea coach Conte who led the European tactical craze.

Even more unexpectedly, Wenger and Mr. 200 million became the nightmare of all Premier League clubs.

"Mr. Guardiola, will Yaya Toure have a chance to play in this game?"

"Internal strife" topics always have traffic.

The relationship between Manchester City coach and Yaya Toure has been very sensitive since the Barcelona period.

Guardiola shook his head and said:

"It's less than an hour before the game starts, and you can see the starting list now."

"As a media, we should focus on our winter window newcomer-Jesus."

"I know what you want to ask next, Li has defeated me twice in the Bundesliga"

Now there was a thunderous applause.

The reporters couldn't help but cheer for the self-deprecation of the Manchester City coach.

"Every game is an independent event. There is no need to discuss the probability. Anything can happen on the football field."

On the other side.

Wenger was also patiently answering reporters' questions.

"Arsenal's injury situation has improved, and all players are in good shape."

"Arsenal has received many offers from clubs for Li. More than 200 million, but he will never be for sale to me."

"Yes, Schweinsteiger will be the starter of this game. No, it's not an experiment. He performed very well in the training match."

Player tunnel.

David Silva greeted Li Kang enthusiastically.

His childhood dream was to join Real Madrid.

Unfortunately, when he was 14 years old, he was rejected by the head of the echelon because he was too short, which made Real Madrid B team coach Michel stamp his feet and beat his chest.

De Bruyne was also quietly looking at Arsenal's No. 10 in the back.

"I'm as good as him"

Ding Ding is very strong in his bones and is silently cheering himself up.

But when the latter turned around,

The Manchester City star couldn't help but blush, and punched the wall awkwardly.

Actually, I wrote a lot about the game, but after thinking carefully, I decided to save more and post them together, maybe tomorrow night.