What is a destructive midfielder?

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[In the last 20 minutes, no goal? I took off my pants, what should I do if I don’t have money to pay the bill! ]

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[Morata + Batshuayi, what a devilish striker. ]

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[If you force the cake into their mouths, they will spit it out.]

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[Haha, so stupid, a close-range shot, the ball bounced off the post and hit his face! ]

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[Chelsea should buy Sterling, three people form a happy trident. ]

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[Tuchel, danger. ]

The game is over.

Some extreme Tottenham fans threw debris crazily, and the ship-fired smoke bombs sprayed thick and pungent gas.

Under the night sky, White Hart Lane suddenly bloomed with beautiful red light.

The stars are shining.

The evening breeze is slightly drunk.

Various curses rang out in the stands.

They were not only targeting Chelsea players, but also the referee-Anthony Taylor.

The security personnel began the emergency evacuation work.

Li Kang took a shower, changed into sportswear, and walked out of the passage a few steps before being escorted into the passage by the coaching staff and teammates.

A rooster crowed in his ears.

He turned his head.

A happy little rooster quietly emerged in his field of vision, chasing him happily.

Why is Tottenham hated by Premier League clubs?

Let’s not talk about the recent ones.

More than a hundred years ago, because the founder of Tottenham was Jewish and several bosses were also Jewish, it was not accepted by the English Football Association.

That was the late 19th century.

Put aside the issue of faith.

Jews like to lend money at high interest rates, collude with evil forces, oppress ordinary people, and drive up prices, which aroused people’s disgust.

The English Football Association didn’t want to play with Tottenham at that time.

Later.

An Austrian art student who failed the exam proposed a plan.

Later.

The northeast area of ​​White Hart Lane became a refuge for Jews.

Many years later.

Levy still likes to emphasize in interviews: he and the club owner are both Jewish.

This guy has re-labeled Tottenham as Jewish.

Of course, their way of recruiting players also has a distinct Jewish style.

It would be better if Levy did not emphasize the "Jewish" label.

This emphasis has aroused the anger of fans from various clubs: You Jews, dare to racially discriminate against our players on weekdays?

Big nose gesture.

Throwing coins.

Spitting.

Use this traditional anti-Semitic behavior to insult you Tottenham.

The English Football Association is very passive. They can only symbolically express: "Anti-Semitic behavior is not desirable."

So.

Even if Tottenham's combat effectiveness is strong, it is difficult to improve its commercial value.

Putting aside the club level, Tottenham's players are still very good.

In the tunnel.

Toby and Vertonghen took the initiative to hug Hazard.

Sissoko touched Kante's head.

The hostility in the game has long disappeared without a trace.

On the other side.

Buffon was interviewed by media reporters.

With a cheerful face and an excited tone:

"Tonight is a milestone in my career. At the age of 39, it is a wonderful thing for a goalkeeper to score his first Premier League goal."

"Before joining Chelsea, I thought I would have a heavy responsibility and would experience a wonderful journey full of difficulties, obstacles and hope! As a result, you have seen it."

"Fighting side by side with Lee, sometimes I always feel a few years younger."

Post-match press conference.

Tuchel's expression was serious and he said seriously:

"Everything is under the control of Lee and me."

"We can think of the same thing, and I will not oppose any decision he makes on the court."

"The coaching staff and players get along very well, and Chelsea's journey is a smooth road."

Reporters applauded.

Dino widened his eyes, turned his head, and looked at the Chelsea coach with a solemn face in surprise.

Where is the tactical ideal?

Where are the detailed requirements?

Why are you becoming more and more Top?

A moment later.

Pochettino entered the field and looked a little confused when facing the camera.

"Sixty-five minutes before the game, before Lee left the field, I couldn't find any flaws in this Chelsea team."

Cobham training base.

Dino gave everyone a post-match summary, and the players went back to their homes.

Kante admired: "Lee, you are so great. You gave the hat trick opportunity to your teammates. We will definitely work hard to help you break the record next time!"

Captain Cahill also cast a respectful look at this time.

Li Kang: "."

He didn't think so much at the time. The penalty opportunity was still created by Pedro. Under the premise of four goals to lock the victory, how could he let it go?

[It is detected that the teammate's friendship with you has been achieved, and the bond is established. ]

[Blue bond: Giant Tower Lv1. ]

[You and Gary Cahill's frontal defense and air control have been slightly improved. ]

[This bond is only triggered when the two are on the field at the same time. ]

Return home on time.

Li Kang did not watch the game videos of other opponents again.

Instead, he watched the replays of the games he had played since joining Chelsea. When he was in a lineup without obvious weaknesses, he gradually understood Wenger's "first move".

The mechanical and cold electronic synthesized sound sounded again.

[Ding! Mission completed: Equally matched. ]

[Task receipt: You are too cruel.]

[Mission Reward: Spurs Legend Platinum Treasure Box. ]

The treasure box with the White Lily team logo was suspended in the air.

Li Kang did not look at the prize pool.

[Congratulations on getting the Platinum Treasure Box: Bale's "Colorful Clouds" module (permanent passive)]

[Between two points, Bale has the shortest distance. ]

[Soleus muscle, lifelong enemy. ]

[Charge for two hours, talk for five minutes. ]

[Overtake in the outer lane, overtake in the drainage ditch! ]

[You know nothing about eating raw. ]

[Why do I create opportunities for myself, but I still have to be cursed by my teammates and insult my mother as a machine girl? ]

[Additional additional effect: speed 90→99. ]

[Module linkage effect: greatly increase the triggering probability of the "Great Sage's Descend" module. ]

[Additional negative effect: your soleus muscle injury probability is greatly increased. ]

[This negative effect has been offset by the "Blessing of the Thames"! ]

A warm white light enveloped Li Kang.

There was no interference from any negative emotions.

Countless clips rushed into my mind.

October is coming soon.

The selection of the Ballon d'Or has gradually become a hot search on major online media.

FIFA President Infantino attended the summit forum.

The topic of the Ballon d'Or is naturally inseparable from the suspense of the Ballon d'Or.

"No suspense,"

"Lee played a dominant performance last season. He led Arsenal to win the treble. He insisted on playing in the Champions League final despite being injured. He scored 48 goals and 32 assists in the year! He is the best."

"He will definitely win the Ballon d'Or!"

"The act of voting is equivalent to transporting coal to Newcastle."

After the 16th century, Newcastle was the coal capital of England. This proverb means: carrying coal to the coal capital is a waste of effort.

The big bald head was excited and full of energy.

As soon as this was said.

The media reporters immediately smelled an unusual smell: this scene seemed familiar.

The big reverse role, pulling hatred.

The interview video immediately rushed to the hot search of major online platforms.

The number of comments, likes and reposts has skyrocketed.

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[It's gone, Li Mingdeng's Ballon d'Or is gone! A familiar script! ]

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[How could it be gone, the core of the treble! ]

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[You are too young, think about the core of Bayern's treble, what happened? Another superstar who didn't win any of the four major titles won the Ballon d'Or! It's even harder for midfielders and backfielders to win the Ballon d'Or! ]

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[Can't the super midfield core who conquered Europe win the Ballon d'Or? ]

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[Refer to Zidane in 2000, who led the team to win the European Cup alone, but still couldn't win the Ballon d'Or with a French hukou. ]

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[Sneijder in 2010: .]

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[According to the script: the giants put pressure on, Infantino apologized for his remarks, denied the inside story of the Ballon d'Or, then postponed the vote, and finally looked at the goals in the World Cup qualifiers to decide who is the Ballon d'Or winner! 】

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[Damn it, the Ballon d'Or winner is selected through the qualifiers? My blood pressure is rising. 】

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[It doesn't matter. If Li Mingdeng doesn't win the Ballon d'Or this year, this award will completely lose its credibility from now on. 】

The Ballon d'Or selection incident has caused a sensation.

Football celebrities have spoken enthusiastically.

"Beckenbauer: The Ballon d'Or needs to ensure fairness.

"Wenger: The Ballon d'Or needs to ensure fairness.

"Cruyff: If Li doesn't win the Ballon d'Or, I think the judges of that year are not suitable for the football industry.

"Maradona: Fuck the Ballon d'Or.

"Pogba's brother: Li and Paul are the brightest twin stars of the young generation of European midfielders. He certainly deserves the Ballon d'Or.

"There are still two months before the Ballon d'Or results.

The assistant and the major sponsors headed by Puma are very busy.

Eclipse.

The candlelight flickers.

The old speakers play "Song of the Volga Boatman".

Abramovich hosted a banquet for all the coaching staff and Chelsea players. He patted Li Kang on the shoulder and said, "What's so good about that broken thing? I'll have someone make you dozens of pure gold ones to play with."

That being said.

What the Blues boss was thinking was: Fuck you, want to grab the Golden Ball? Come and try!

Now that a Golden Ball winner has really been born, how can Chelsea and the English Football Association give up easily?

Li Kang smiled and shook his head.

He didn't care too much about these things.

Days passed one by one.

Tuchel still changed the complex obstacle training mode every few days.

The coaching staff and teammates did not mention the Golden Ball Award, but they began to "transfuse blood" intentionally or unintentionally during training.

In a blink of an eye.

The Premier League match day is here.

Chelsea plays against West Bromwich Albion at home.

The talent tree of the thrush is off.

It doesn't look like a football club.

They were honored with many awards last season: Medical and Scientific Team Award, Major Research Breakthrough in Sports Psychology, Major Reform of Nutrition and Diet, New Plan for Emergency Treatment, Lowest Injury Cost and Lowest Serious Injury Rate in the Premier League.

What about the results? Lost all the way.

A few rounds into the season, they had to start preparing for relegation in advance.

West Bromwich Albion's head coach is Tony Prince, who has the same name as a distinctive NPC in the "GTA" series.

Old Prince is in a bitter mood.

The deterrent power brought by the world-famous coach-Tuchel was felt at the pre-match press conference.

Thrush determined the mission goal of this game early: a draw and a safe retreat from Stamford Bridge.

Stamford Bridge.

It was as quiet as a library.

A small number of fans hugged the young models, sipped wine in the stands and enjoyed the game.

More fans were trying to wave the team flags and hold up banners.

"CTV5! CTV5! Good evening, viewers."

"Now we are broadcasting the seventh round of the 2017/18 Premier League."

"Chelsea vs. West Bromwich Albion at home."

"The Blue Lions encounter the Thrush!"

"Can West Bromwich Albion escape unscathed like in a fairy tale?"

"Let's wait and see!"

"Here are the starting lineups for both teams."

"Chelsea's formation is 4-3-3!"

"Goalkeeper:"

There were no accidents in the game.

Under Li Kang's organization and instigation, the Blue Lions bit the Thrush madly.

The 8th minute of the game.

"Good chance!"

"Hazard keeps getting rid of the opponent and dribbles sideways! Cuts inside!"

"You can shoot now!"

"Hey? How did you pass to Li Kang?"

"Beautiful!"

"Goal!"

Teammate enthusiastically pulled Li Kang to the corner flag area and raised their hands to signal the fans to cheer even more enthusiastically!

Instantly.

The whole Stamford Bridge was echoing with Li Kang's name.

The 23rd minute of the game.

Li Kang pulled left and right, easily shook off Barry, and sent a lob pass at the top of the penalty area.

The football fell lightly to the right side of the penalty area.

Morata jumped high.

Headed the ball.

"What are you doing?"

"Why are you passing the ball at this time?"

"Wow!"

"Goal!"

"It's Li Kang again, scoring twice!"

"It's not so easy to brush up the data on the Premier League stage, Chelsea should be more cautious."

The 42nd minute of the game.

West Bromwich got a chance to counterattack!

Chelsea's formation quickly returned to defense.

Snap!

Buffon easily resolved the danger and then threw a powerful hand-throwing ball!

William received the ball at the center circle

He still passed the ball to Li Kang behind him!

Chelsea's No. 10 instantly turned on the racing mode!

"Fast!"

"Too fast!"

"The camera can no longer capture the swing of his legs!"

"The man and the ball are separated!"

"Li Kang passed the ball to himself two seconds later!"

"Flying into the clouds!"

Li Kang dribbled the ball to the 30-meter area!

Balotelli's shadow appeared in the field of vision.

Wow, Wismi!

Before the opponent's goalkeeper Foster got close.

Bang!

A big arc artillery that shocked everyone!

It penetrated the gate of West Bromwich again!

"Another goal!"

"Hat trick!"

"Before the end of the first half, Chelsea's 250 million man completed a hat trick!"

"Another massacre!"

"The entire Chelsea team seems to be intentionally giving opportunities to Li Kang!"

"Stamford Bridge has nurtured a young version of Cruyff!"

It's not just the entire team.

The coaching staff also has the same idea.

Tuchel gestured vigorously in the command area, indicating that the details of the players' "feeding cakes" can be made more perfect!

Finally.

The referee blew the whistle to end the game.

The whole Stamford Bridge was echoing the name of the hero.

"Lee!!!"

"A shocking game!"

"Five sons!"

"Record night!"

"Li Kang became the sixth player in the history of the Premier League to score five goals in a single game!"

"It's hard to imagine what kind of monster and legendary superstar this Chelsea will give birth to!"

The teammates lay on the grass panting.

Li Kang thought it was unnecessary to deliberately "feed the ball" to himself. This would slow down the offensive rhythm and make the team's overall operation more rigid.

Tuchel handed over a towel and said in a serious tone: "Go to the locker room and rest."

Dino quickly agreed: "That's right, we can't play like this against Manchester United in the next round."

Madrid.

Spanish Football Association Building.

Mignano crumpled up the newspaper and threw it into the trash can.

"Want to select the Golden Ball winner based on the qualifying goals again?"

"Great!"