What is a red-temperature top order?

A world-renowned jungler once said.

Just hit Uzi and capture him at two levels.

Although this sentence is somewhat offensive from a subjective level. But from an objective perspective, it appears to be very rigorous.

When Song Wen started to beat his belly drum excitedly, the whole world was in chaos.

[Hei Chu’s poor acting skills are not one ten thousandth as wonderful as My God. 】

[Although Uzi always ranks second in the game of imitating himself, when it comes to belly-patting and applause, I don’t think Heide can surpass him for the time being. 】

[What if, I mean what if, what if Hei Chu didn’t mean applause? 】

【Um? Any other explanation? ! 】

[I took a closer look just now, and it seems that there are indeed discrepancies. 】

[When pronouncing "Cheer" Cai, the tongue should be hidden inside the teeth, but when pronouncing the last sound of "Heide", the tip of the tongue should expose the teeth. 】

[Re-translation, what Heide said is: There has never been such a wonderful start, please cheer for me, cheer for me, drink milk for me! 】

【I’m rough! 】

[I announce that Uzi ranks second in the competition of imitating Uzi drinking milk! 】

At this time, everyone in the Snake Team's player bench was stunned when they heard Song Wen's cheers.

If it weren't for the rules, I would have wanted to stand up and feed Song Wen right now.

The posture of being baptized by the priest showed his suppressive power in the middle. He made the little tiger scream and his mood obviously improved.

On the other side of the RNG player bench, Uzi, who had just been caught to death by a two-level fan, had not had time to go crazy. Xiaohu in the middle had already become famous.

"I'm so stupid. What's the point of having such a ridiculous posture! Play me in the next round!"

Syndra's laning Clockwork should be an advantageous laning in the early stage.

Through the performance of the posture in the previous game, Xiaohu had already planned to penetrate the posture directly in the middle.

But as soon as the posture came up, he was forced to twist three Qs through his positioning, and a wave of blood exchanges directly made Xiaohu's head buzz.

Seeing that the middle lane, which was supposed to be an advantage, was now being suppressed, Uzi became even more irritable and said:

"The bottom lane VN wants to capture it. How can we play without capturing it?"

Malaxiangguo silently cut the screen and glanced at the bottom road without saying a word.

He was too lazy to argue with Uzi anymore.

For everyone in RNG who had already had conflicts, although they performed well in the playoffs and eased the atmosphere within the team, to put it bluntly, these conflicts were only temporarily buried.

Once you encounter a situation like today, all the old and new hatreds will be swept away.

In the past, Mala Xiang Guo would have said something offensive, but now, he just wanted to compete with this little fat man offline.

Malaxiang Guo glanced at the middle lane and found that the clockwork of the posture was pressing the line, and said loudly on purpose:

"Xiaohu, here I come! Can you push me!"

Xiaohu was not sure whether the posture was a blow-up before, or whether it was really possessed by a black god, but when he heard that Spicy Hotpot was coming to gank, he nodded quickly.

"Ok, Ok!"

Syndra's backhand QE shot!

His posture was a small sideways movement, and he twisted it with such grace that he was so confident that he didn't even use the E skill on himself.

Spicy Hot Pot has appeared online. Seeing Syndra's QE pushing empty, I know that this wave is unlikely to kill, but it has come, and the wave status is always good, so I directly EQ two consecutive charges.

However, facing the charging barrel, the posture did not choose to retreat. Instead, he suddenly twisted forward and pressed forward. The QW skill damage hit Syndra at the same time, and he also twisted away the barrel's E with a little anticipation. .

"Wow!!"

His posture dodges two waves of skills, causing the entire venue to burst into unbelievable cheers.

"The gesture! This is a call to the gods! After experiencing the first slump, the call to the gods has arrived even though it is late!"

Clockwork QW hit Syndra's body, reducing Syndra's already depleted health to less than half health.

Clockwork, who had taken advantage, seemed to have no intention of stopping, and still pushed forward to give Syndra two basic attacks.

Syndra threw the W skill with her backhand, and combined with the Q of the wine barrel and the slowdown of the red BUFF, she finally escaped, and the position of the clockwork was also forced to the intersection of blue square F6.

In the commentary box, Wu State frowned, a little excited.

"But the posture seems to be a little too big this time. I feel like I can't get out of this position!"

However, as soon as Wu Xi finished his words, he saw the wine barrel that could have been chasing A, but he turned around and walked away!

"Hey! Xiangguo!" Guan Zeyuan's voice was full of confusion, "Aren't you going to chase Xiangguo? Did you just leave!"

Obviously this wave can kill, and even if it can't kill, it can still dodge, but the wine barrel just walked away like this.

Even when the wine barrel was leaving, Clockwork turned back and threw a set of skills up, as if you don't want to leave today if you don't kill me.

Wu State reacted immediately and couldn't help but want to laugh:

"I understand! RNG must think that the sexy pink is in this position! According to the time calculation, the sexy pink will be captured directly at two levels. Now he should really get six birds here. And the posture and positioning are really confusing. , it always gives people the feeling that there is someone behind him.”

Guan Zeyuan was a little stunned after hearing Wu Xiu's explanation.

"This is a professional game. If this were my real money game, not to mention your jungler might be here. Even if I saw him here with my own eyes, I would go up and fight you first."

At this time, in the RNG player seat, Xiaohu was indeed shouting to stop Xiang Guo.

"There's something wrong with your posture. This hanging man is asking God! There must be someone behind you if you go like this. Stop chasing him!"

In fact, the reason why Wu State and Guan Zeyuan wanted to laugh was because from their perspective, the sexy fans at this time were not at F6 at all.

After grabbing the bottom lane, he went to fight the stone man on the blue side, and then squatted back directly while Xiao Ming's first wave of triangular grass disappeared from view.

Seeing the sexy fan squatting like this, Wu said with a smile:

"What's going on with this cool fan? Instead of farming in the wild, are you farming Uzi? This is a bit too shady. The stoner is back!"

When the barrages in the live broadcast room saw how dishonest the fans were, they also started to criticize her.

[Guard Dog X10086. 】

[What do you mean by slutty fans? Can you give me, God and the priest, a fair chance to fight! 】

[The hack is too much. We have agreed to PK in the Imperial City and have a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City. Why do you bring your dog up there? 】

[The gangster does not talk about martial arts, good or bad, I like it very much. 】

In fact, Song Wen was also driving away sexy fans at this time.

"I'm not a slut, why are you squatting here all the time? Can you go brush your pussy?"

His advantage in the bottom lane is already large enough, and Spicy Hotpot is unlikely to be able to help the bottom lane in a short period of time, so during this period, with his ability, he can completely defeat Uzi unilaterally.

But when the sexy fans come, the taste is not right.

It makes him feel like a man is fighting against a dog.

After the game, a group of people will definitely criticize him for letting the junglers surround him every day. The duel with Uzi is unfair. If he actually faces the line, he may not be able to beat Uzi.

Song Wen didn't care about these outside voices, but some people would.

Some people will not only care, but also believe it.

By standing here, the sexy fan just gave Uzi a reason to blame him, didn't he?

"The jungler has always been living in my bottom lane. How do I play? As soon as I go out, I am caught. What is my jungler and mid laner doing at home? I just casually beat him in the lane. I am really convinced."

But the slutty fan who usually wanted to bury his head in the butt of a chicken didn't know what kind of illness he had today. Even if Song Wen asked him to do it, he refused to do it.

Under Song Wen's repeated urging, the fan who couldn't understand Chinese finally spoke.

"That bird doesn't taste good."

"What kind of bird is delicious?"

"That's chicken. It's not delicious. I want to eat a flying bird."

"What?"

Song Wen was stunned for a moment by the saucy fan's words, and before he could react for a moment, he heard the saucy fan continue:

"Three-legged Golden Crow! The three of us can just eat three bird legs."

Team Snake's voice suddenly fell into deathly silence.

The four people's eyes left the screen in front of them almost at the same time, turning their heads to look at the jungler's position.

The saucy fan was sitting there upright, not looking like any other weird thing.

The posture hissed and couldn't help but curse.

"I'm such a naughty fan, are you possessed by something dirty?"

Brother Jingshuang also had a face full of shock, and said with some horror: "Slut fan, aren't you going back home and being raped by your fellow villagers?"

Even Song Wen frowned. Although he didn't speak, judging from the fact that he missed a sports car, Song Wen's heart was not at peace either.

Who would have thought that after the sexy fan finished speaking, she seemed to still have some unfinished thoughts and continued:

"And he's red now. If he catches another batch, he will definitely be cooked. The roasted bird will be delicious."

As soon as the sexy fan said these words, he couldn't sit still in the middle.

"I'm a slutty fan! What the hell are you doing! What do you mean by trying to compete with me for a character!"

Brother Shengqiang shook his head helplessly. He never expected that one day in this team, his Chinese proficiency would be inferior to that of the sexy fans.

Brother Crystal opened his big cowbell-like eyes and screamed:

"Slutty fans! International friends are starting to play abstract! Ya Lei, are you so introverted when playing abstract these days?"

"Listen to my slutty fans," the gesture said in a serious tone of education. "You should be your silent guard dog and stop talking slutty words. The water of abstraction is very deep and you can't control it."

After saying that, Zhi Zhi couldn't help but take advantage of the gap between finishing blows. He left the keyboard with his left hand, put it down and pinched his clone.

Facing the attacks from her teammates, the sexy fan once again looked like she couldn't understand Chinese.

Seeing this scene, Brother Jingshu couldn't help but sigh: "To be honest, I have always been afraid of this day. If this Sao fan can adapt to Chinese, he will be invincible if he learns abstraction again."

Brother Holy Spear was so amused that he burst out laughing. He was worried that he would be forgotten while sitting on the field. He quickly became more alert.

"Slutty fans, remember to write an application for admission to Brother Wen after the game."

While several people were talking and laughing, the resurrected Uzi finally returned to the line.

Xiao Ming was still in good condition after the wave just now, so he didn't go home.

Seeing Uzi online, Xiao Ming said:

"Puppy, please make another vision of the triangle grass, my CD is not healed yet."

The Snake team is no longer able to control this wave of troops, and they have gathered two large waves of troops to come in. In this case, although both of them are in good condition, the probability of being jumped over the tower is very low, but if they can't keep it together, the fans may be disgusted. one time.

Hearing Xiao Ming's words, Uzi hesitated.

I don't know why, maybe because he is more sensitive to the smell of the same kind, Wuzi always feels that there is a bit of danger in the dark grass.

"I'm with you. The prince should be at F6. He won't come down so soon."

It wasn't until Xiao Ming said something again that Uzi began to move towards the triangular grass.

However, before he could even take a look, the German military flag had already fallen at his feet!

Immediately afterwards, the prince's heroic and majestic figure rushed out of the grass and instantly took the big mouth away!

"I'll fuck you!!!"

Facing the reappearance of the prince, Wu Zi's heart was no longer frightened, but only filled with endless anger.

Xiao Ming on the other side was still calm. The prince's target was Big Mouth, but it did not hit Feng Nu. He immediately provided Big Mouth with a shield, and with a short backhand, the prince who was close to his face was blown away.

However, Brother Crystal and Song Wen on the other side handed over the flash through the wall almost at the same time.

Purple Garlic directly transformed Uzi into a sheep, and Gundipo rolled forward and adjusted her body position!

Demonic Judgment!

The passage near the triangular grass is so narrow, and the walls on both sides allow VN to easily nail the big mouth to the wall.

All that awaits Big Mouth is death.

VN easily took Big Mouth's head, while Xiao Ming on the other side only escaped after handing over Flash.

Song Wen finished another wave of soldiers under the blue square tower and easily pressed the return button.

Four minutes into the game, VN scored three kills, level four, and twenty-five last hits. Big Mouth has a record of 0-2, two levels, and eight last hits.

In the commentary box, Wu Xiu and Guan Zeyuan could no longer hide their gloating expressions on their faces.

"Wow! The slut fans are so dirty! The bottom lane has completely collapsed! The game has been four minutes, and Uzi has not even been online for a minute."

"The most important thing is that RNG can't help Uzi at all now. The middle lane is now being suppressed by the gods, and the jungler is in the top half. RNG really needs to find a way."

After hearing Guan Zeyuan's words, Wuzhou frowned, thought for a moment, and said tentatively:

"How about changing the line?"

At this time, in the RNG player seat, the brilliance of Uzi was already bathing in everyone's heads.

He held it in angrily for a long time. When the picture changed from black and white to color again, he finally couldn't help but said:

"Letme, please switch to the offline lane. I can't play in the bottom lane."

Letme was stunned for a moment when she heard Uzi's words. Before she could react, she saw Big Mouth walking towards the top road.

His expression instantly became painful, because Qinggangying had just pushed a wave and a half of soldiers over.

Wushu in the commentary box also noticed Uzi's movements, and his eyes widened instantly.

"Ah? They really changed the line! They changed the line in four minutes, Uzi! Brother, I was kidding!"

In the live broadcast room, when I saw Uzi walking straight towards the top road, and Dashu who hadn't even had time to return to the city, the barrage was completely stopped.

[Change the line in four minutes? I'm so rough. 】

[This is the god of our LPL, the god who goes on the road to develop in four minutes. Do you have such a god in the LCK! 】

[The groove formula is really sizzling. 】

[Please pay attention to lemte’s expression. 】

[Why doesn't letme laugh? Is it because I don't like it? 】

[letme: Uzi, I know your intentions are good, but don’t start yet. 】

[The burning clouds in the east finally reached the west. 】