What It’s Like Being a Vampire

"There is also King Wu Meow!" Yang Zhen'er also walked over carefully holding the carved Lich King Arthas, squinting and said: "But it's a bit small, not as good as Nana's Saber, put the two together, I feel like I will be split in half by Saber's sword..."

"Then you can join this eight-armed man and Jin Yingying, the three of you will go together!" Tang Baona said with a smile, obviously feeling that the Saber wood carving in her home is the largest, has the strongest fighting power, and is the most proud of it.

"Hehe, look at what you can do. King Wumeow can summon helpers. Millions of zombies overwhelm the land! Jin Shining is the air force and can fly! And this, eight arms, up and down, hehe..." Yang Zhen'er dangled the eight-armed wood carving.

Tang Baoting looked at the two of them and shook her head helplessly: "How old are you, don't act like kindergarten children!!"

Hearing Tang Baona and Yang Zhen'er's noise, Xiang Kun almost burst out laughing. He seemed to see the two brats fighting Ultraman and Transformers dolls.

Moreover, he can perceive the admiration and joy of Tang Baona and Yang Zhen'er through the wood carvings with eight arms and eight eyes, and can accurately judge their positions in the living room through the canary wood carvings and Alsace wood carvings that have established a supersensory connection. , coupled with the sensory information of other sounds and smells, so even if he didn't look back, he seemed to be "with his own eyes" watching a few people playing around.

Tang Baoting's fiancé, Gao Yao, was playing with his mobile phone by himself after entering the room to say hello to Xiang Kun. Now that he saw those wood carvings, he seemed to have become interested, so he came over to take a closer look.

"Brother-in-law, don't you also play World of Warcraft? What do you think of Xiang Chef's carving?" Yang Zhen'er raised the Alsace wood carving to Gao Yao and asked.

"Wow! I haven't called my brother-in-law yet, but you did it first!" Tang Baona said angrily.

"I'm sweet! Anyway, sooner or later, right, sister Tingting?" Yang Zhen'er laughed.

"Be careful, don't damage Xiang Kun's woodcarving." Tang Baoting gave her a white look.

"It's okay, I'll pay for it if I break it." As he said that, Yang Zhen'er shouted to the kitchen: "To the carpenter! Sell me the Wood Carving King Wu Miao! Make an offer! I promise not to bargain!"

"Not for sale!" Xiang Kun's voice came out accompanied by the sound of the range hood.

"Wood carving is a work of art, and the wood carving is not a carpenter." Gao Yao whispered, then carefully took the Alsace wood carving from Yang Zhen'er, and praised: "The carving is really good, with details, very good."

"Brother-in-law, are you also playing woodcarving?" Tang Baona asked curiously. Although she scolded Yang Zhen'er just now, she now followed suit.

"I don't play, but I really do a good job of carving." Gao Yao said.

Tang Baoting suddenly said curiously: "Nana, why is this bird cage not closed? Isn't Xiang Kun afraid that this bird will fly away?"

Tang Baona immediately walked to the birdcage as if offering a treasure and said, "Sister, this is not an ordinary bird. Let me introduce you, this is our psychic bird, His Royal Highness 'Jin Shining'! He understands human nature and can understand human language." !"

"Golden glitter? Why did Xiang Kun give this bird such a silly name..." Tang Baoting retorted casually.

Yang Zhen'er laughed so hard that she almost choked on her own saliva.

Tang Baona's face was also a little dark, but she didn't explain much, but said to Jin Shining, who was resting on the crossbar in the birdcage: "Xinning, do me a favor, sing us a song, come on, Come and stand on top of my sister."

Tang Baona imitated Xiang Kun's movements when she teased Jin Shining last time, but Jin Shining slowly moved a little bit inward on the crossbar, and she didn't even look at her.

Yang Zhen'er suggested from the side: "Take food to seduce it! If there is food, it will be 'really delicious'!"

But no matter how the two toss,

Jin Shining just didn't come out of the cage, and even leaned to the innermost part, and it took a long time before she chirped twice.

Xiang Kun came out with a dish, smiled and said to Tang Baona: "Shall I translate what it's talking about?"

"No! I need it! I want it!" Tang Baona, who had experienced it last time, wanted to know what Xiang Kun would say.

After all the dishes were served, the three girls took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures in a tacit understanding. Yang Zhen'er even ran to turn on a few more lights.

"The taste is really good! No wonder Zhen'er asked you to tell the chef that your dishes are no worse than those made by restaurants outside. It's really rare that you didn't lie! It's really good!" Tang Baoting even tasted two pieces Dry pot rabbit meat, said in amazement.

According to the various information and data collected, Xiang Kun judged that although what she said was polite and flattering, it was still quite true. At least from her reaction, she really thought it was delicious. It seems that her taste is similar to Yang Zhener's, and she likes a slightly stronger taste.

Strange, isn't she Tang Baona's sister? It stands to reason that the tastes of their family should be more consistent.

Tang Baoting's boyfriend Gao Yao is obviously a relatively introverted person. If someone asks him something, he will stop and answer immediately, but he will not take the initiative to bring up any topics. Basically, just like Xiang Kun, when he is with people he doesn't know well, he will be more reserved, try to keep a low profile, and will not take the initiative to show, or be too lazy to show. But if others pay attention to themselves, they will try their best to be friendly and don't want to be a spoiler of the atmosphere.

In terms of taste, he is also relatively close to Yang Zhener and Tang Baoting, and even if the city's taste is relatively light, Tang Baona's taste is also relatively light.

"Xiang Kun, aren't you a classmate with Chang Bin University? You study computer? Why do you know how to do woodcarving?" Halfway through the meal, Tang Baoting suddenly changed the subject and started asking about woodcarving.

In fact, Xiang Kun also somewhat guessed why Tang Baoting took the initiative to ask to come over for dinner today. Most likely it was because of what happened today. Tang Baona's grandfather and second uncle were still a little worried about the wood carving and him, but they should compare Knowing Tang Baona's character, she dared not interfere directly, so she sent her sister to "investigate".

"I taught myself after work. I'm an otaku. I don't like outdoor activities, but I like things that I can think about alone." Xiang Kun said.

Tang Baoting smiled and said, "What nonsense, you are very good at carving! My grandfather praised your work! By the way, Nana should have told you about my second uncle today, right? My second uncle …In fact, it is quite reliable at ordinary times, but sometimes it is a little sensitive. I just drank wine that day and had a dream. I dreamed that the wood carving you carved had something to do with your wood carving, so I sent it to others. down..."

Xiang Kun quickly said: "No, no, there is indeed something wrong with my wood carving. Some of the designs are not reasonable, and it looks a bit weird. After all, it was a shape that I came up with. So I asked Nana to make the wood carving Bring it back, I am going to repair it, and then take the canary wood carving to the old man for evaluation."

Gao Yao whispered: "Actually, the design is quite reasonable. You can see the bone structure and connection points. It's not easy for eight arms to be connected to the torso..." On the way here, he also played with the wood carving For a while, I was also thinking about whether to learn to do woodcarving for fun.

Tang Baoting glanced at her boyfriend, and then continued to talk to Xiang Kun, "By the way, how did you come up with such an image? Have you seen similar images before?"

Naturally, Xiang Kun could hear the smell of probing, and knew that this was one of Tang Baoting's main purposes for coming tonight, so he showed a bit of embarrassment and said, "That's right, my original idea was actually to carve eight arms Because I saw a lot of Buddha statues and Guanyin with many arms in the temple, I thought that the monk with more arms was better at fighting. Then I didn’t carve the ring scar for him well, so I simply carved eyes along the way .”

Yang Zhen'er couldn't help laughing and said: "It's a good thing you didn't say that the spider was not carved like this..."

After eating, they chatted for a while, and when it was almost eight o'clock, Tang Baona and the others were ready to leave. Naturally, Tang Baona left the wood carving with eight arms and eight eyes, and brought the wood carving of the canary image.

Before leaving, Yang Zhen'er pestered to forcefully buy Xiang Kun's Woodcarving of the King of Meow, and sold it to 8888 yuan with great pride, but was rejected by Xiang Kun very "disdainfully", saying that this price could only be given to her Frostmourne.

On the way back, while driving, Yang Zhener said indignantly, "Nana! Your family is too partial to the carpenter. The wood carving you bought for your grandfather only cost 5,000 yuan. I paid more than 8,000 yuan, and you actually told me I can only buy a small wooden sword! That sword is too small, why should I buy it, to clean my ears?"

Tang Baona smiled while playing with the wood carving of "Golden Sparkle", "Are your ear holes that big? He obviously means not to sell it. Didn't he promise you that he would customize a birthday present for you?"

Yang Zhen'er muttered, "It's still a long time before my birthday!"

Gao Yao, who was sitting in the back seat and playing with his mobile phone, also whispered: "More than 8,000 is indeed expensive. If it is around 2,000, I would like to ask him to carve one."

Tang Baoting next to her looked at her boyfriend helplessly, and then asked Tang Baona: "Xiang Kun looks quite big, and I heard that he often works out? Why does he only eat so little for dinner?"

"Oh, he's always been like this. He eats less and more meals. He probably had a nutritious meal before we came." Tang Baona explained for Xiang Kun.

"He never goes to work, so what about the expenses?" Tang Baoting asked.

"He is doing some software outsourcing work, and he has worked for so many years, and he still has a lot of savings. In addition, he saved the two children of the Zhang family. Didn't the other party give him 200,000 rewards?" Tang Baona said. .

Gao Yao in the back seat whispered again: "It's easy for a good programmer to find a job, don't worry." Then he continued to play with his phone without looking up, and he didn't seem to expect any response.

Tang Baoting didn't know how to respond to her boyfriend's words, so she continued to ignore her, and then asked her sister in the front seat:

"Hasn't Xiang Kun moved to that house for a long time? Why don't you add any furniture, at least add a sofa, a TV or something?"

"Don't be too lazy to do it. Anyway, his house doesn't often entertain guests. Apart from me and Zhen'er, there used to be Lao Xia who would go there before. Generally, there should be no other guests." Tang Baona said, "Sister, are you going to my house? With brother-in-law You can play Landlord Fighting! It's boring to play with Xiang Kun, especially when Lao Xia is here, it makes me and Zhen'er always feel like we have a problem with IQ."

Yang Zhen'er also seconded: "Yes, yes, yes, Xiang carpenter and Lao Xia are both open!"

Tang Baoting shook her head, glanced at her boyfriend who was chatting with someone in the QQ group on her mobile phone, and said, "Gao Yao is playing that Warcraft nostalgic suit recently, and I have to go back to play groups at 9 o'clock."